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I know that I cannot stop liking nice things, so the only solution is that I have to make more money.
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Grand gestures are cute, but the little daily things are supreme. Kim talked about how she had all the grand gestures but Kanye wouldn’t even watch Netflix with her, so she had to third wheel her friends on movie dates.
Small daily meaningful things > big meaningless gestures.
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Me at age 31 🤭
At age 22, you should not be collecting money from your parents anymore
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For my 30th birthday, I gifted myself a year free of work, and I absolutely love that for myself. I planned for my financial commitments and said bye to 9-5 employment so I could travel, sleep, eat and watch TV.
Thank God for blessings like this 🥰
One of my goals for 2022 is ensuring I’m financially stable and secure enough to not worry about work in 2023.
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There’s no reason why as a nation, we should be so hilarious! It doesn’t make sense 😭
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Imagine they said we should stop being baddies at 40 o. Look at this group of women, e no go better for bad belle 🤭
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Nigerian men act like they don’t like these things but na them love am pass 😂
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How can you be using our own somg to mock us?? Lool the lack of rizz and material is hilarious, get this outta here mahn 😂
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One of the things I love about this is how you can see that Kim is not particularly confident yet because she’s still learning this new path of hers, but she’s doing it afraid and that’s all that matters. Say what you want about this woman but this is it.
Kim Kardashian West spoke at a White House event on felons re-entering the workforce: "These people want to work. They want the best outcome."
She thanked Pres. Trump for "standing behind this issue."
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I must sing “Tobechukwu” or “See what the Lord has done” before the year ends.
I don’t know how and when but it will happen before the year ends.
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I really admire people that say they’re going to do something and do it. Not too much cho cho, just showing working.
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I hate this so much, don’t ask me to explain.
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This is the part of twitter I want to join. Luxury mummy twitter 🥺
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In my next relationship, I want to be spoilt rotten. Like I want the enjoyment to reach my core and shake me. I’ve said my own.
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My personal motto as a Nigerian woman is that I must never look like what I'm going through
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This is what landed me in trouble. All the swag I've seen, where has it landed me? Abeg (x3)
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Lol this caption is how you know people that are not Nollywood gang. The Daniel Etim Effiong?
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You guyssssss!!! OMG! I tweeted this last year and to think I’m coming to it 2 days after to blow the whistle of God’s blessings. I’m going to cry! 🥺🥳
I will be earning a comfortable six-figure salary next year. Speaking it into existence so let me fave this tweet and I’ll come back to it in 2020 🙏🏾
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Only in Lagos that you'll ask a man if he's married and he'll say "just a little bit". I'm actually tired
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If a man is proposing to me and says “I’ve put you through a lot but you’re still here”, I want my friends to shoot me immediately. He must not finish that speech 😭
#YoungFamousAfrican
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I don’t want a love that is silent. I need to be re-assured because of what I’ve been through. If this is too much for you, then I’m not the one. I want to be loved loudly in every possible way. I want the post-it notes, the morning kisses, the hand holding, the everything.
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I love the story of Gideon in the bible, because in simple words, God told him “go in the strength I have given you”.
Not in the plans you’ve made, or the assumptions you’ve made, or in your self proclaimed weaknesses. Go with what you already have and trust I will do the rest.
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Also, classifying a gesture as big or small is very objective. For someone that has never received flowers, the first time they receive them might be a big gesture, but to someone else, that’s one of the “little things”. Don’t let social media determine what is what for you.
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Can’t wait for my mother/mother-in-law to visit my house and see me in the living room, crossing legs, sipping wine and laughing at Nigerian movies while my husband is in the kitchen fixing us food. So sweet 😁
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I just got back home from dinner at Mako, and I just want to say I completely love the lamba that is Lagos 😂, because where else in the world will you pay an annual membership of $4k USD and your only perk is access to an open space patio??
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This is so interesting! Imagine just leaving your kid outside to nap while you go about your business, unbothered. Wow.
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There’s nothing that annoys me more than a man that offers to do something that you didn’t ask for at all, and still ends up flaking. Like I’m minding my business and you insist that you want to do something for/with me and still flake. I honestly can’t stand it.
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Lol. Non-Nigerian women need to just date Nigerian men in peace and spare us all these think pieces about Nigerian women.
"Nigerian girls try to suck everything out of you. They love money too much"
- Malibongwe Gumede
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Once you start showing a man that you like him, that’s when his madness will start. Something that I’ll never ever understand.
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What was the brief given to Tubo for Chioma’s Igbo outfit because how can you miss with such a big wedding?? 😭
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It’s back to school season so I’m sending a pray up for parents. May you have all the resources to send your lovely babies back to school; I know that things have gotten more expensive & you’re trying your best to take care of these kids, so may everything align in your favor ❤️
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This is why you gotta start asking for much from the beginning. Na understanding babe dey carry last
Does the man in question really want to marry her ?
Please leave some advice for her but don’t stop there, click the link to watch the full episode on YouTube, yes, now !!
#Iswispodcast
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Discipline.
What’s one thing you want for yourself this October?🤔
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I pray that your win comes to you in the ways that you want it to. I pray it’ll be as loud and as comforting to compensate for the days that felt too heavy. I pray that it comes soon and your heart recognises the blessing that it is ❤️
I need a win. For real. A huge win. Tired of waking up and crying before going about my day.
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As cute as Kidd and Erica are, I need Erica to leave this boy small and enter back into the streets to clear things out. First of all, she needs to brush Laycon and set him straight so that when he sees her walking anywhere in the house, he’ll run the other way.
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July.
- Got a new job.
- Doubled my income.
- Made amazing friends.
- Got featured on two amazing platforms
- Made the most I’ve ever made in my 4 years of blogging (off one project)
- Felt genuine happiness
- Expressed my feelings.
- Put myself first.
I’m ready for August ❤️
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I want to be flown out and tweet this meme everyday (sometimes twice a day) with good reason.
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My favourite aunty called me the other day with so much worry in her voice to ask me if I’m in a serious relationship & what’s really happening. Instead of dismissing it like I usually do, I had an honest conversation with her. When I finished, all she said was “it is well”
Me:
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An overthinker for the most part, will always overthink things. It’s not an on/off switch that they activate when they like or when it’s not convenient for them.
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There’s nothing like having authentic girlfriends. NOTHING. The love is so pure, intentional and always available.
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Italy dump pt.1 🇮🇹
1. Views from my hotel balcony
2. In a boat somewhere on the Amalfi coast 🛥️
3. Views from Capri 🫶🏾
4. Roaming the streets of Naples looking for gelato 🍧
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Yes, because I’m in charge of how my life goes. I’m planning, focusing and executing to the best of my ability.
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See ehn, when someone truly likes you, you’ll know. There’ll be no room for doubts and it’ll be intentional AF! Not all this maybe, maybe not shit.
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Lesson I learnt on Twitter today:
A good number of Nigerian men do not actually consider their wives as family, but in the same breath want to be loved unconditionally by these same women.
Wonders they say shall never end, anyways 📝
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Omg this! I want more people (myself included) to be more open about their desire for companionship without feeling like they’ll be judged. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that & I think it’s unfair that people are judged for wanting something so natural.
Temi was right. People are judged for wanting to be in a relationship. Maybe that’s why people demonise dating apps
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I’m at a stage in my life where I’m deeply annoyed and irritated by motivational quotes.
I don’t know how to explain it but I can’t stand all the “positivity” right now. I kinda just want to be.
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I’m glad that I’ve experienced dating a truly generous and thoughtful man, because nobody can ever convince me again that the opposite is worth my time. Shout out to Mo! 😊
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I think people need to stop asking why Akah and Claire shared that video. It’s literally what their channel/brand is about.
Y’all always coming for content creators like what they’re doing is abominable, but it’s the same content you’re dissecting in your WhatsApp groups so...
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I will be earning a comfortable six-figure salary next year. Speaking it into existence so let me fave this tweet and I’ll come back to it in 2020 🙏🏾
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Everytime my sisters and I accomplish something, my mum starts singing “shebi they wanted boys, my girls have not even started showing them what they’re made of” and I dance along with all the joy in my heart.
I live for moments like this 😂💕
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Praying for every woman that is trusting God or the universe for a baby. I pray that your heart desires are fulfilled in the most beautiful and loving way 🤎
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I wish this Sista movie didn’t have a happy ending for the father. I get it for the kids, but you cannot leave for 21 years, without looking back and come back like nothing happened.
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My living room is coming together nicely ☺️. I still have to buy plants and proper cushions but we’re almost there 👏🏾
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I started my new job on Monday and today, I did my first presentation to the team at Google. It went really well & baby girl didn’t even stutter.
I’m proud of myself for hitting the ground running & taking on a project of this magnitude. No more self-doubt here, I know my shit
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You’re telling me a Nigerian didn’t write this caption??? Peep the last three lines please 😂😂
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We will not admit our favourite part of this video in public but we collectively know in our minds 😂
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I love that you said “when I’m tired, I’ll leave”. I like how honest that is because sometimes we don’t just stop caring or loving on people because they take us for granted. We stop when we’ve exhausted ourselves to it and are tired.
If I love you you’ll know because I’ll show you in every way possible, none of that hiding feelings here, we don’t do that here. If you now like take me for granted, when I’m tired I’ll leave.
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You guys going back to school, especially the ones abroad, please pray for your parents. They might not show it but they're struggling
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If I start dating someone like Dangote, the only thing you people will see from me is scriptures. Everyday I’ll be doing “To God be the Glory” and “He makes a table before me in the presence of my enemies” in my IG captions, what’s all this????? 😭
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The nerve of Nigerian-Americans to say posting online is performance activism. This same year of the
#BlackLivesMatter
movement? I cannot deal with the hypocrisy.
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Happy holidays from me to you and yours! May the season bring you all the cheer, joy and good tidings! ❤️✨🎄
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I went on a date tonight with a young, good looking & well mannered Zimbabwean man, and tbh I think it’s time to leave Tunde’s and Chuma’s alone for a while. More of this please!!!
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The problem with dating in this generation is that everyone is trying to outsmart the other person and so we miss the process of actually enjoying genuine connections.
It’s a game of “you cannot guy man the guy man”, when indeed we are all guy men 🙂.
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Dumebi (Andrea Iyamah) looks so STUNNING in her wedding outfit. A beautiful gorgeous woman. I expected nothing less sha but the beauty is always a discovery 👏🏾🤍
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If you’re thinking about taking a sabbatical, I say go for it. But please plan ahead, so you’re not having sleepless nights about money when you’re supposed to be enjoying your time off!
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I used to think I was this person, but honestly if some people try to message or speak to me in public, thunder will physically strike them 😊
Unfortunately for me, if I ever loved you or really liked you, there will always be a soft spot for you.
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Off the job market. We meuve again.
I lost my job on Monday, but the fact that this whole year has been so chaotic hasn’t let it properly sink in yet.
I’m not as disappointed or sad as I thought I’ll be, I’m kinda just moving, because what else is there to do?
I lowkey think I’ve normalized existing in chaos 🙂
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😂😂 the funniest part is the babe was eating on her own, he pulled a chair & joined her without invitation then carried gbese on his head
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I'd love to be in a happy committed loving relationship by the end of this year. I really want my own person ❤️
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Lmaooo Nigerian women are taught to keep quiet so much that when you start dragging a stupid man, it becomes “please for the sake of your children” like plis dear 😂😂
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I haven’t been on IG all day and this is the first thing I see when I open the app today.
Fully gassed tbvh 🥰❤️
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They need to stop asking Davido about this Wiz situation in his interviews. I don’t see them asking Wiz up and down so why are they always stressing him with it. They’re not friends, let’s move on abeg. It’s not that deep
Nah you guys have to watch
@bolanleolukanni
’s interview with
@davido
on “The Juice”...this minute and a half killed me 😂😩💀
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The whole squad is Canadian! I’m so hapyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Congratulations my baby 🇨🇦 🎉
@KingSweetiee
(No more asking in the group chat “does anyone need visa to go to xxxx 🤭”)
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Can somebody explain to me in two sentences why we get so emotional before our period? Because WHY THE HELL AM I SITTING IN MY BATHROOM IN THE DARK CRYING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON????
If someone asks me why I’m crying now, I have no reason. Just tears and vibes
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Gats shout “baby is the food ready? I’m hungry” for the culture. You people are actually not ready 😂
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