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@JoePostingg
The worst genre of place is the upstate NY small city/large town with a classical name that has been withering away excruciatingly slowly since the factory that made some incredibly niche and obsolete product like slide-rules closed in 1978.
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@opinonhaver
I remember the analogy that said it was like if the US invaded Cuba and it wasn't going well so the CEO of Blackwater (who was also the CEO of McDonalds) launched a mutiny, took over Miami, and got as far as Raleigh before stopping because Trudeau called and said to knock it off
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@CryptoGeorgist
@ArmagnacFrancis
If you've made it this far in life without finding out, consider yourself lucky.
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@ok_but_still
"Surprise witnesses! Each more surprising than the last! I tell 'ya the judge won't know what hit 'im"
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@isaiah_bb
10/10 no notes
Stefan says the car was a retirement gift to himself about two years ago. It doesn’t have full-coverage insurnace, liability only. That means he and his wife are responsible for the repair costs, estimated between $15,000-$20,000 unless the driver is located.
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@altoidoverdose
Remember the guy who moved from Massachusetts to the UK only to discover that the standard of living was significantly worse.
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@LinkofSunshine
Also 4 lbs shy of overweight still isn't overweight so it... isn't bullshit?
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@ettingermentum
I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Robert Byrd received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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@rustbeltenjoyer
@The_Godd38
And only because BYU needed better football players. I wish I was joking.
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@loudfingers69
@GoldwagNathan
@BookofOak
Mouse Ghaddafi was successful in creating the mouse United States of Africa in this universe.
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@oriwa_
@SouthernMuffy
@RtDeater
Buc-ee's literally pays 17 dollars an hour starting these days lol.
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@souljagoytellem
Indians have had thousands of years to concoct racism so concentrated that it would make an 1890s southerner blanch in shock and disgust. We are simply not prepared for what is coming.
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@turdducken
@edzitron
Im not surprised by this story but I am very mad that I am only just now hearing about this as a longtime Musk hater.
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@ettingermentum
Levels of electoral game previously thought possible only in Italy and select parts of Latin America.
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@RihannaFreak20
OK but can we talk about the casual "midlife crisis" line about Ed Davey? Like it's true but does she really have to say it?
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@kaden53535
Churchill is probably the most overrated figure in history by a substantial margin. Even his biggest defenders mostly acknowledge that the rest of his career is mediocre to bad, but it's astounding just how poor his personal record is even during the war.
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@souljagoytellem
New recurring nightmare just dropped. I imagine his Israel takes would've been something to behold as well.
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@RealOdysseas
Considering he used the state of Georgia's flag for the country, I wouldn't recommend even trying to apply logic to this.
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@gothgirl_prelaw
Imagine being a COVID doomer in the year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-four.
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@RealOdysseas
Judging by the presence of Somaliland he probably just used a basemap that shows "facts on the ground".
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@rishabh_shah92
@steamyporkbuns
I love how almost every room's route to the exit goes through the kitchen (ie. the most likely place for a fire).
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@eeberquist
@Hudson_of_Sam
You expect me to believe that there are TWO entirely separate arctic walruses?
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@AnonymousLeftie
Bidens whole campaign should just be posting these three images every day from now until the election.
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@ettingermentum
Yeah there's no way Mayor Pete is making it to the promised land at this point.
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@AutumnTweets
@MovieHooligan
I was born at a really tiny hospital and they literally had to call the anesthesiologist in from the golf course when they realized they needed to do a c-section.
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@umichvoter
The entire polling industry must ask themselves some Very Tough questions in light of this shocking revelation!
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@PeteHausen
@Retselacam
@vanillaopinions
They asked her to retire in early 2014 when it was obvious dems would lose the Senate.
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@EmpressThaliaa
*Bolshevism may or may not actually result in dismantling structures of oppression, new or worsening symptoms may occur, talk to your doctor.
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@_madisontayt
I want to call that an exaggeration but I unfortunately know that there are people out there who would absolutely say this without a shred of irony.
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@_L4nd0n
I lost my metamask wallet and my instagram was hacked. By the way, I need a sugar daddy because I got scammed and all my NFTs were stolen and now I can’t afford shrooms, and then I dropped my airdrops into the toilet. Someone hacked my crypto wallet and I need help on a essay.
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@bartholomewtali
@StatisticUrban
The EU should make abolishing the monarchy a precondition for rejoining just for the hell of it.
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@PopulismUpdates
She does have big time "upper middle class Karen who threatens to call the cops on kids skateboarding on her street" energy now that you mention it.
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@GalenMetzger1
@ChazHoosier
Turning a big dial that says "global warming" just enough to make Florida disappear.
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@TNOQuoProQuid
I'll take "sentences that definitely totally for sure won't age terribly" for $1000 Ken
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@ScoopEmUp_
Holy crap Lois, this is worse than the time I almost lost to Elvis' cousin for governor of racismland!
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@TrueSlazac
@gaslightyourmom
"With a federation of the United States, Italy and some other nations, and a lot of atomic bombs, there would be no wars"
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