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Owner & Consulting Director at Myra CQ | Chief Commercial Officer | Consulting Partner | I solve problems & make people money by having fun in the ambiguity.

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Let’s be great
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@s8n This works lol When they meet the reality of you that breaks the fantasy of you. This works very well.
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What they don’t tell you is this… After Jamaica received independence, the British government flooded the ‘ghettos’ with guns and drugs. Bribed government officials and sold off all the manufacturers based on the island. Destroying industrialisation. Shattering its economy
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10 years ago today my lil bro was k!lled, st4bbed 6 times by someone we all knew & grew up with. He bled out in front of 20+ ppl, no one helped him That’s the day I lost my smile, that’s the day I stopped moving with ppl, that’s the day I saw the world for what it truly is.
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@freakoutfights I’ll be honest, I am so proud of him. I don’t understand why people don’t just leave people alone.
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“Get on the Windrush and go back to where you came from” Can now literally mean go back to Croydon lol
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@joshieonfilm I know she’s an actor but she lies so well lol
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When I met the LOML, I was just starting up my 1st business, was crazy broke. I had like £16 in my account & a Cineworld Coupon. I asked her to go cinemas, she said yes. I walked 1.5miles to train station jumped the train for 35miles & knew I’d miss the last train home.
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Ladies, if a guy used a coupon on your first date, would it turn you off?
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@fasc1nate Lol some bugs bunny antics lol
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@heyyitsjanea This stresses me lol
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@MiintCondition @tventurra I like this new wave of shaming toxicity lol
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@DiscussingFilm Loved his character in This is Us too! 🙏
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@iluminatibot I personally think that bees are the secret to life… They pollinate the earth.. Honey doesn’t expire Bees Wax doesn’t rot Bee venom cure cancerous cells And they are a matriarchal society/colony.
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One thing I would always like first time buyers to be aware of is this. £1,500pm Rent & £1,500pm Mortgage are not the same price. Rent + utilities is the maximum you’ll ever pay for a property. Mortgage + utilities is the minimum. There are tons of hidden costs to owning.
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When you’re young and broke but able to attain an abundance of women with personality, charm and charisma You’ll realise how BS women are when they know you got money. Full blown liars 🤥
Men who obtained women when they were broke have a different understanding of how mentally unstable women can be verses when he actually has money.
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When I had Audi money, she chose a smart car. When I had Range Rover money she chose the Audi. When I got the 7 figure house money and ordered the Range. She passed away. Never really got to spoil her like she deserved.
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@Lil_liteskin It’s an anxiety response. When you don’t have the capacity to be opened to unpredictability or draw an attachment to new characters But need something familiar so you can keep your emotional state in check. Very common process to go through
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@immy_future @therealsupes When she …. I felt nothing lol
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@DiscussingFilm The Idol that bad huh?
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@BarkyBoogz He’d beat the autotune out of Future lol
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When you’ve had the honour of building a kingdom with a queen. You’d never settle for someone with a princess complex.
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@StockzNCrypto Rents Due 😭
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@AMAZlNGNATURE The fact that elephant’s pregnancy cycle is 18-22 months really makes sense to why they have a near perfect memory.
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Whether it was over a girl or money or whatever, til this day I don’t know but jealousy, envy & hate plagues the ends heavy. I was told it was my fault because I wasn’t around to pattern things up, that if I was about no one would’ve touched him. That weighted heavy
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@DontWorryBoutB Lool she just be shouting
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@YallLuvCris Beat the rhythm out his tracks lol
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@MsJazzybelle LOOL check the bank statements too 😭
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@CethanLeahy LOL this is actually factual haha
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@DiscussingFilm The Japanese title feels better
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@MrOverpaid He is getting the attention that he wants. Don’t let him troll you.
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I get ‘offended’ when certain types of women see me coming and go on their phone like I’m going to chat them up. Like me? I leave women alone I don’t chat up women at all. Not my bag. Women chat to me and I engage accordingly lol… come make me blush lol
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One thing I learn is that great people see the real value in people. And I’ll be honest, the love I have for her is the same love I pour into our son every dam day. Every time I wanted to give her more, she’d level me down and say ‘not yet’ waiting until we get ‘here’.
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@Gunner12Arsenal @afcstuff He competed against big money clubs with no money. Do you know how great that was?
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Charities were setup to give back and support the community, the family has tried in multiple ways But sometimes things don’t connect. Death can change a person. Money can change a person. Pain will change a person. I just pray that it’s a change for the better version of I
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@queeenthang jumpin gee willikers Batman
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15* and yeah, it will be money that goes to their own savings to use when they want to invest or buy something. Not money I will use in day to day life. I’m even thinking about charging my 7yo now, he is getting too big for his boots lol
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When your kids reach 18, will you charge them rent to stay at home?
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@i_pelicans @s8n You’ve never had a handsome problem in your life. I can tell lol
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@shouldhaveanima The owl runs like it just received the most juiciest gossip lol
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@rahsh33m LOL even the Spartans didn’t kick that hard haha
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I made choices. The choices I made was to stop a cycle but I’m telling you, if it wasn’t for my son’s mother I wouldn’t be tweeting the foolishness y’all see me tweeting today Sadiq Khan came to the funeral spoke some kind words & said he’ll make fighting knife crime his battle
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@crackcobain__ Nah but Big Sean is a hero
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@GuvnaB Lol reminds me of that cartoon 64 Zoo lane where the Giraffe was sticking its head into kid’s bedrooms lol
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@JustVent6 Nah The black guy’s touch was so rushed and rough lol
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Everything f she wanted, needed, desired. I made sure I’d get it for her twice before I’d even think about treating myself to anything. I worked myself to the bone for her. Became a better man for her, purely because of her character.
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@DiscussingFilm Tom Holland had to take a piece of some hot chocolate from behind and it broke him. I think Timotheé will be alright lol
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I just pray that it’s a change for the better version of them.
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@chefmade_92 I was actually a skater boy for like a year, this is also how I know never to fight skater boys. They have too much heart and expect bones to be broken & still go at you lol
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@TheMimiReign Rocky & Big Sean would make bangers together you know
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I can’t deal with emotional people My tolerance level is very low
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I was willing to wait 7 hours at the train station in the cold for the 1st train in the morning at 6am. When we got to the cinemas I pulled out the coupon and she said. You get the tickets, I’ll buy the popcorn. She done something like this twice a I made her my life.
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The colonial policies placed on Jamaica during ‘The Great Depression’ and the destruction of industrialisation Burning of products, production houses and selling off land overseas. Is why Jamaica don’t even own their own beach fronts or shipping ports. Is why JA struggling
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@PopCrave It’s like money isn’t even real lol
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@WALLA_MAJIC @immy_future @therealsupes Name 3 iconic things this character has done? And btw I actually like this actor she was ‘Robin’ in ‘how I met your mother’ - TV show.
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@ThebestFigen That black wolf has seen some things
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Sexual chemistry is a must, if we’re lipsing and it doesn’t take my breathe away, you’re temporary.
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@STEFisDOPE The simple things are priceless
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@PicturesFoIder He really did
Tweet media one
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@CFCLoc The sound to this is outrageous lol
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@Bornakang I would’ve sat with a spoon in the whole bowl.
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@rahsh33m LOL I actually cackled LOL
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@DiscussingFilll FFS! He was perfect for the role
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@mymixtapez Loool cost of living fairy
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@MikeO_TrashLife He must’ve been rapid when he was leaner. Horses run like 32mph
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@Teslaconomics Lol he didn’t even do it with passion lol
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@NATERERUN She looks beautiful in her dark skin tbh. Sexy af
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@bourne4x It represents liberation from the slave masters - the molasses devil. It is not a demonic or witchcraft thing but just a depiction of ancestor captured. Essentially mocking the ‘white’ devil lol (I’ll defo research more)
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Playing with height & speed… 🏃‍♂️💥
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For all the young men out there wondering… “Is this woman the right woman for me?” Just tell her “No” one time when she requests something from you and observe how she behaves. Just observe what she says and how she moves, you’ll see if she’s solid.
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@Bornakang Lol nah, I get it because why are you so happy for? Tone down your happiness and read the room lol
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@TreaTrea1 @tventurra Stop right there buddy this is also inaccurate lol
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No pickup lines No mad sexual shit. Just know how to start a good conversation and make her feel comfortable. That’s game. To make someone so comfortable with you within a short period of time? That’s the real game.
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@BuzzingPop Literally?
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@FilmUpdates But… Brandon Lee 🥺
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@CleoElisse I be honest I’d never laugh at my son like that. Recorded & live on radio? I’d mock him at home but never in public. This is rude
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@Bornakang Did you know when it’s rain, if you walk at a normal pace you will be less wet than if you run in the rain? When you run you create more surface area for the rain to hit you. Walking rain hits head & shoulders mostly Running, youll run into rain drops chest, legs, & face
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Delaying your response is often the best cure for anger. Taking time allows for clearer thinking and more measured reactions.
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@afcstuff Merci Wenger!
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@smoothfuego1 The thing is, if she sang the same verse in both accents then the audience could judge accordingly. Can’t do a verse in UK then a bridge/chorus in American no balance. It’s an unfair example.
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Nothing before it’s time, trust in God
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@westerosies Night King did all that just to get deleted by a kid lol
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Being shook of your girl is actually a requirement. If I told her I’d be back by 11pm, i was back by 10:30pm with something to offer her from allowing me out at night lol Sweets, chicken nuggets or something. Got to text her through the night too. 10min phone checks lol
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@fasc1nate Lol just tricked the dog lol
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Just be honest that most you guys reject Christianity because your parent(s) weaponised it against throughout your youth “You can’t go out tonight my spirit senses bad things will happen” etc If you actually studied your bible outside of this it has the ‘answers’ to everything
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@CultureCrave I think Blue Beetle may can rival Spider-Man.
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A lot of women were subjected to mad emotional manipulation by their mothers, attacked with it, moulded by it, to the point that in order to survive they had to become manipulative themselves. Listen to the way they formulate sentences and the choice of words they use.
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@brandnewangell The hair cut and the jeans defo lol I bet he body pops too lol
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@DiscussingFilm This will smash any Spider-Man record
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@BASED_Bhari LOL dog will be hearing colours & seeing human thoughts lol
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@danielmarven They say the best type of jokes have truth in it lol
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@marvel_updat3s Is this deadpool or a class reunion?
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@python_fili @MrOverpaid He is looking for engagement, don’t bite
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@MUSICANDBUILDS No she can’t afford to say “I don’t need a man” a father is more than just a bank account. He is balanced energy. Regardless the rest is correct
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There‘s 66 million people in the UK. 2.4Ms are black. There are 45M black people in the U.S, nearly the whole population of the UK lol Why are you shocked about seeing Black couples is dominate Black cities or areas? It’s like being shocked to seeing Black Drs in Ghana lol
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Black Brit moves to the South and is shocked to see all the black couples and families.
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@jacksaint101 I’m glad this was said. This is why I do not date. These people lack soul, character & passion.
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There are tons of hidden fees to being an owner of a property. So don’t max up your budget thinking a house is a ‘saving pot’. It’s not. The upkeep of a house is expensive. All your ‘savings & profits’ are an illusion.
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@BlackAndSuper It’s because mission impossible is realistic lol
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@afcstuff £15M for getting group stage spot. £900k group stage draws £2.5M group stage wins £9.5M getting to round of 16 £12M semi finals £15M 2nd place £19.5M winner Good prize moneys
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@themayamonaay Drive straight pass , even pick that speed up lol
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