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I’m a Financial Advisor but it’s not my entire personality 💰 Property Investor 🏠 Lover Girl 🥰

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Two bedroom house Stoke On Trent £130,000 (below) Stoke has a university so there is a high rental market, can be seasonal as students leave for the summer. Rental must be priced competitively as the market is buoyant
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@recklessrai Imagine you had a peanut cookie and he had an allergy?? So many reasons why his parent needs to do better
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People are dating for LOVE. Not for money, not for convenience, not just for looks. They want someone they LIKE, a good person with morals. A lot of you don’t fit the bill
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Why is everyone getting HMRC refunds but me??????
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@beyzanurapaydin This is not my area of expertise but the interviewer and interviewee are a match made in heaven
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@JulianaAneko Sorry to intrude. But I need more info please 👀
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@JulianaAneko The look you give them knowing they are going to have to explain to HR later
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@nia_braffit Also they are BOTH dancing. He isn’t just thrusting into her at max force and off beat.
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@beyzanurapaydin Absolutely! She asked the questions she KNEW we wanted to ask. They respectfully disagreed over some things but let each other speak. It was so good
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@DiGyalDemGad Never forget
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@DiGyalDemGad All what happen to Rosie as well
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@khalnero @RejiYates Smiled the whole way through this. They are tooo cute 👩‍❤️‍👨
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@recklessrai That was smoooooooth 😅
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This CANNOT EVEN BE REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@2wenty4s Please. I beg of you, update us. I need to know how they assessed you 🤣🤣🤣
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@Boasy_Blittz This actually makes sense because he CAN’T have done this over £3.50
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@Kafkaesque_k @recklessrai I have two children of my own born 10 months apart. They never wondered off to eat a strangers food because if nothing else, it could be dangerous for them as small children.
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@raysofberry The absolute best plot twist 😭
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@JupiterKissedMe @recklessrai 2 mins is enough for some people to run off with your kid if they really wanted to. Kids do mad stuff but you have to keep a good eye on them just to be on the safe side
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@etf_98 The hymns playing in the background is what made this video so amazing 😭😭😭😭
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I have now decided that I DO in fact need a rich man and next year I will earn £16K like it was 1999. F this
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@MilkyLazarus The spoonful of walkers wood 🤣 no pimento, no actual jerk seasoning, no smoker/bbq and no red stripe 😩😩😩 looked nice though I guess
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@trinalew13 @recklessrai 100% and say she didn’t watch her cookie good enough 🤣
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@SHENYENG The Jamaican government welcomes you as a Jamaican national if you are of descent but born elsewhere. So the debate is kinda settled
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@mimitheblogger @8VIIGary He didn’t bring Sasha to sing the song 😔
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@SirClmnt He needs to send them to those people who do the rug washing videos. They will jet wash them back to white in no time 🤣
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@duchessofpoms @ingek73 Will we get two bank holidays?
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@chynnling Money can’t buy you class I guess!
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Have NOT a nice day 🤣
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What Jamaican moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@abs1k_ The first steps to Nepotism 👌🏾
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@IamBane16 The way she threw the spoon back in the bowl at the end 😭
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@missfeven Has to be the Dominic guy on NYE drama. A decade+ later and people still banter about that moment annually
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A girl slept with 122 men in two weeks? My girl you bun out your clutch
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@Kafkaesque_k @recklessrai Kids do mad things but you have to keep a good eye on them. What is so wrong with watching your kid? They don’t know better, you can’t let them just wonder off.
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@TerriJxeTheHoly @anticharted Mariah Carey is mixed race and Jesy Nelson is a white woman.
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My favourite activity in #zanzibar was one of the cheapest. I went swimming with the turtles and I loved it 🥹
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@MrsJellySantos I can hear she’s been crying but damn, now we have Tik tok obituary’s 😩 This might be how some of her relatives heard the news
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@cocobuttah_ Looked like she didn’t eat the crumbs either
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@OfficialOre There was also a whole group of missing black adults and children that went unnoticed and without investigation. We shouldn’t over look that because of the violence
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Making Tik Toks is hard! Anyway as promised, here’s how my house viewing went. If you want free house buying advice, follow along.
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@KingBalmainn I agree. Some people are not good people or are not interested in love, I’m okay with those kinds of people dating one another.
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@LillzTIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the last sentence was unreasonably funny
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@Kama1G I did. I encourage you to speak for yourself also. It’s okay to disagree 👌🏾
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@90sBabyShow The one who never reads the messages or participates.
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@_Nicksy Those people are annoying I’m not even gonna lie. And they hog the equipment for AGES while they are chatting
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I LOVE me a lover boy. Send me voicenotes, write me little love letters on post it notes, buy me flowers, send me msgs all day. I am a lover girl
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@CrocodileCam She knew good and well what he meant when he said WHATS THE RATIO. How many daddies does he have to fight, he doesn’t care about their ages
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@KalmPC Women can be very mean! If you find a nice girl group, you have to cling on to them for dear life lol. Some women are just unpleasant, sadly.
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@suriyahsays
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I also own the house next door to mine. Should I do a tik tok house tour while it’s empty?
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@xm_muva Is no one searching the men/women at these events? How are people bringing needles and drugs into events?
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@RoNicMo She’s not even an out of work actress and she nailed these. I knew zero
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@OhSoFu Oooooh you’re choosing some great moments!
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I would have killed this in white
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Thanks guys for the kind words ❤️ For those who asked, I added an extra bedroom and bathroom upstairs and downstairs, and a dressing room in my loft
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@fufuisonme I have been saying for ages I would love someone to create a black sci fi and this was brilliant 👏🏽
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@lady_amilia I have also saved money by turning on my VPN to make it look like I’m in another country and then booking my trip from UK to wherever. Works out much cheaper, may work for someone else too.
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Anyone old enough to remember Simon? You don’t do dem tingsssss
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What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@Tropixsofficial Last man had to TWANG just so Chad could understand 😭😭😭😭
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@HarleyShah Honest to God the UK media are a disgrace
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Coco white is getting a lot of hate but we had an amazing time!! Wish other people would learn how to behave though ⚪️
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Leaving the party now while it’s still light outside 👌🏾 ✅
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@aChildOf2Worlds Hello! Because why am I paying £3K to go to Wales for it to end up raining when I can go to the Canary Islands in the hot sun
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QT with your most recent photo of yourself or July will suck for you
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QT with your most recent photo of yourself or July will suck for you
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@benny7gg Me when my man says “stop posting just the food, let’s post a pic of us together.”
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The house I viewed today needs WORK. But I think I actually want this one. If they accept my offer, I’ll finally start a TikTok page and take you through the process 🤞🏽
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@TheShadeRoom Honey we don’t need another song to go triple aluminium foil. Just tell us now what you want to say
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@OfficialEnam You’re on the up and up. You’re all doing great. Which street corner are you off to next 😭😭😭Carter was roasted and fried 😭
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@Tropixsofficial Don’t make muma get dark Kimberly 😭😭😭
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@mimitheblogger Channel 4 need to give him a tv show. The man is satiric gold
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@LattalaS Save the last dance : Portmore Edition
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@BXNYDRLVR2 It was the butcher leaning on the counter taking in all the gossip for me
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@carbdiem If you earn over 75K and have to flat share, I really don’t know what to say for London
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It does depend on your circumstances, but most people can buy a house if you accept it might be in a different area. If you find this content useful, let me know cos I could do this in my sleep.
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@3missrooxx3 Kiss the sky and thank the almighty because I just discovered I owe them 3.5K 😩
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Okay guys I talk a lot of sh*t on here but I’m actually a financial advisor by trade. Since some of seem to have an interest in investment, I’m going to share some advice for free.
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@metavsaint I can’t think of the last new artist who put out back to back hits like this 💥
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Has anyone added og niki. I actually think she was ahead of her time
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But the ‘drug dealers’ from Birmingham got 20+ years each. Who decides on these sentences??
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A man who drugged three of his daughter's 12-year-old friends with sedatives during a sleepover has been sentenced to two years in prison Read more🔗
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@travismillerx13 If you can hear the horns and the pot covers they are a power up for our athletes 🇯🇲
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Just to add for those lacking understanding: Financial advisor=mortgages,pensions, investments, future financial goals Accountants=tax,audits, this years tax bill. Please don’t reveal yourself to be brain dead
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Justice we neeeeeeed
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I have accomplished so much in the last 18 months. I should sell a course 😂
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@thatkaizoku @etf_98 I think he was giving his dad a postcode to put in a sat nav and his dad went nuts 🤣🤣
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Sun seeker
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@MansaCam Financial advisor=investments, pensions, mortgages etc Accountant=tax, audits I owe HMRC money because I earn an awful lot of money 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@abs1k_ Hairdresser too. 90 rules to get an appointment, no slots left, costs £900 😩
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I spend all my time trying to escape UK. But when the sun is out and England are competing in some kind of footy, I bloody love it here.
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@tearsza This is a good point because rn everyone seems to be running marathons
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@Kama1G Yes because I am a person. I didn’t say all the people around the world are dating for love. If you are part of the people who date for money that’s okay. Take care
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Unpopular opinion: I don’t even like to hear black people use the N word.
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Taken 5am from Tanzania this morning. Day 2 of my extreme financial mismanagement. Eid Mubarak 🌙
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@cocowoofwoof They have to be trolling. Or they missed the maths class about averages
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Some of you are strange. If you only want to date for money that’s fine, every pot has a cover. I’m tweeting for the real loversssss
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