Jollof Papi 🇬🇭
@OfficialEnam
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Ewe | Digital Somebody | Cybersecurity | Photographer | My mum don't let me go out
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Joined June 2012
Some of my fave film pics from my Portugal trip this Easter 🤞🏾🎞️
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Olympics athletes just chilling in the hood man 😪.
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She's what?! 😭😭😭.
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How do you wash the plates? 😭.
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The couple gonna be mad when they hire me as the photographer and only see Rih when I send them the WeTransfer 😭.
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I must be everytwo.
How has cornavirus got everyone texting their ex😂😂.
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Still can’t believe Americans share a uni room loooool.
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Hushpuppi was laundering $1.5B for North Korea hackers?! 😭 nahh we need a movie cos this not even 419 this 838.
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My head post surgery from the £30K salary brain surgeon.
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Ma’am, have you considered joining the Avengers Initiative?.
Guys I done 2 hours on the Stairmaster for 2 whole hours, 120 minutes 😅😅 is this classed as a Stairmaster marathon?
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UK Black Twitter 🤝 US Black Twitter VS British Press and Royal Family
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Free the Mandem.
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A young man with sickle cell died while trying to call 999 from his hospital bed 💔. Do you know how fucked that is? How bad it's gotta be to call 999 from a hospital bed? 😪.
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Don't get it twisted. If UK police were all equipped with guns too, it would deffo be abused. They're not saints, just not equipped.
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How can someone comment on the stream "Get Andrew away from those choir children" 😭😭😭😭.
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Project Mendler >>> Project Mbappe.
Bridgit Mendler stuns in new interview talking about her satellite company and how it’s revolutionizing outdated space tech.
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It's been 10+ years since the London riots and they were identifying mfers with ease in less than 24hrs. I know the technology has evolved since then, doors should be getting kicked down right now.
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Take me back to when Clean Bandit - "Rather Be" was poppin 😭😭😭.
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She was looking for a photographer but I was shy cos shes a big influencer lol so didn't reach out then said yolo fuckit. But she chose me & boom shoot day everything made sense 😌 connection was like 5G on crack. enjoyed eachothers company and started talking everyday. Year 3 💚
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?. Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Me When the British Army come to recruit me and they ask for my name and details:
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If you didn't have one of these are you even qualified to cross the road?
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No justice or nothing, just gonna demolish it and forget about everything that happened. Lives, memories lost. Treated like nothing. Evil world we live in.
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Did we all have that one history assignment where we wrote a letter and dyed the paper with tea and coffee + burn marks? 😂.
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Now lemme really cause something 🌚. disney channel was 609.cartoon network was 601.nickelodeon was 604.bet was 194.
disney channel was 31 .cartoon network was 32 .nickelodeon was 33.bet was 54. argue w ya motha!.
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If I ask my mum she'll say no but if you ask her she'll say yes x.
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Dale is perfect for these deals ngl. Proper streetwear lad.
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How aunties pronounce Michael Jackson.
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Bro, I'm loving the Layi Cinematic Universe on this UK trip loool 🤣🤣🤣 random as hell
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We didn't pay for a laptop, we paid for MACBOOK!.
why do people with macbooks always have to say MACBOOK and never just laptop🤔.
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My mum said "all these people that used to assassinate presidents, where did they go?" 😭😭😭.
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They’re texting him too? OFSTED woulda had an aneurism 😭.
I’m sorry he got fired and still set up the camera I am CRYINGGGGG — social media is a sickness
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AN ELEPHANT??? 😂😂😂😂 we about to lose the UK/ French snaps are funnier competition next time 😭😂.
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The Purge
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Everyone is pregnant, even me I'm scared I've missed my period.
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Dunno why your siblings think there's a motive in your room just cos your mum/dad has entered
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The free bread in the Turkish restaurant.
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I have never heard of this woman in my life lol.
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Nahhh gotta get my mum the bofrot/ puff puff Glock 😮💨
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*Finishes episode on Netflix and decides it's bedtime*. The next episode button:
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What a throwback I remember everytime my mum said no lol.
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TV gassed up Paris loool, this is just Croydon with croissant shops.
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Imagine finding love and big bumbum in the same person.
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How dare you?.
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"ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL!" OMG DJ AG BRINGING OUT LEGENDS 😭😭😭😭 MAN LIKE AFRIKAN BOY
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Ain't nobody doing it like Lizzie. They look like they're cosplaying.
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Finally got to take my Grandma's portraits in Ghana. She's been asking for 10 years 😅🇬🇭
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Black People are too funny and too quick 😂 "Beethoven was black" and pree the comments 😭
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Imagine Giggs is secretly from Texas. London will actually crumble 😂😂😂.
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God, is it not the same clay you made us all out of? When will my own 6 pack and body come, El shaddai?.
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My problem is I want this in London for £900/month furnished.
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Imma send $17.38 bro 🙏🏾 speedy recovery for that eye.
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Every year #SpotifyWrapped gets even less detailed 🫤 smh we used to get a whole website with hella pages you know.
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*Bestfriend like they used to fetch water together in the village.
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These black friday deals have been bleaching. Mixed race friday.
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Yeahhhh UK snap ain't beating French Snap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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God, please change my destiny. Don't let £1000 make me behave like that again.
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We failed the £1 fish man.
we failed Rita Ora ngl.
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I don't know what Witchcraft is in that first pic but I'm throwing my phone away.
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A true fashionista can Turn Primark into Primarni
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I actually wanna know the science behind these 2. It’s like the African one is made in Wakanda with Vibranium
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My mum can't find out about this technology. There's no more space in the kitchen.
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Loooool man told them off 😭😭😭. They deffo walked home in silence after 😭😭😭
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This brand sent me drinks and I've finished it before making the content 😭 that's my review.
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My mum will hear the toilet flush during the night and go "who is it?" Mummy, which burglar is using the toilet and flushing it before robbing us? 🤣😭.
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So I sampled the 64 Zoo Lane theme tune onto a beat loool 😅😂 first draft
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Bashy? 😭😭 them man are gonna lose it when they find out he's British 😂💛.
There's no place like home. #THEM, a brand new terror series from Lena Waithe and Little Marvin, arrives April 9.
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God, I humbly come to you. May you influence SFE to lose all our paperwork in Jesus name. May we only rob this England in the forthcoming year. Amen.
$5 billion in student loans may be dismissed because the lender lost the paperwork
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Looool I actually forgot we paid UCAS to go to uni 😂😂😂 £25 delivery fee to pain yannoe.
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Normani, I hope you've eaten well today. If not my mum made rice and stew and I can bring you some x.
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When you're stealing meat from the pot and the lid Clangs. 🌚
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MY JIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GREEN CARDDDDDDDDD.
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