Chris.
@chefmade_92
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Chef and Culinary Enthusiast. CIS AS, BS Cyber and Network Security. CAE-CDE Certified. Cyber Threat Response Analyst. #PurpleTeam .32. #anime and #comic lover.
San Antonio, TX/Jackson, MS
Joined October 2020
you got food and a roof over your head. S/o to you and more blessings fam.
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You know how bad working conditions has to be for middle age white men to be protesting?!.
HAPPENING NOW: Dozens of @Delta pilots are picketing at the @ATLairport. More than 400 pilots are here today protesting flight schedules and work conditions. Details now on @GoodDayAtlanta
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If my wife won a gold medal, I’ll be wearing that thang too lmaooo.
Fans Slam Jonathan Owens For Rocking His Wife Simone Bile’s Olympic Gold Medal Following Her Win.
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What if you see a dog?.
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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Lmaoo aye man. These the type of questions I wanna see in my feed rather than those rent due tweets.
How many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed in the medieval times because the King’s food tester had a food allergy?.
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Well yes. Y’all don’t understand the labor that goes into catering. And that “mf bag on her head” is to keep hair from entering the food.
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😭😭😭 a business decision was made.
Young DJ Khaled went by the name 'Arab Attack', which he decided to change after 9/11
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76 years of DRIP!!.
He's 97 years old and she is 94 years old! Together they celebrate 76 years of marriage! 👏🏽👏🏽
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If I bite into a steak and it’s a mushroom, ain’t no telling how ungodly I’m going to react.
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Working 5 days a week and only having two days off CANNOT be healthy.
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He was so locked in, that the last punch was for the flex 😂😭😭.
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When Ed was grounded and his parents removed the staircase out his room 😭
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Its almost as if, the previous president didn't cut FDA and EPA regulations and spent 4 years undoing 8 years worth of Obama Protections lol.
IS ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING BEING RECALLED??????.
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You gotta train like this to untuck them hotel sheets Lmaoo.
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He gave them niggas a 1 year grace period to get right but instead them niggas threw a block party on his wife’s death anniversary. I do not blame him for his actions.
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This job I applied for pay $114K a year and is urgently hiring. I applied at 12noon and already got an interview… 😭😭.
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flowers on the first day will always be a classic move. that boy a #reallover.
First ever date tonight, absolutely bricking it. Wish us luck ladies and gentlemen 😅
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Bar for Bar? on any beat? Wayne will decimate Jay-z.
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Naw walking dead season 1 was top tier acting. Shane wasn’t going 🔥🔥🔥
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Yo Doctor before he throw your feet in the trash
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Drake beefing with a producer did not go well lol. Cause these SoundCloud rappers are cooking him in different languages on that beat #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway.
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… this is why i support judging a book by the cover.
Kamala chose a white husband why can’t black men choose a white president?
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He was 84 with cancer….
Colin Powell passing from covid but was fully vaccinated
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I thought offset was at wrestlemania or am I trippin.
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So your kid had bad grades and behavior throughout the entire year, which you had ample amount of time to fix and correct but decided to punish them on Christmas? lol.
Canceling ur child’s Christmas for bad behavior an bad grades still exist…Me an my best friend cancelled our kids Christmas…. FOH‼️ As a mom of a teenager ion even do to much talkin 🤷🏽♀️.
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Lil nigga should be playing flag football or the Spider-Man game but he talking about stepping on opps graves. Umar was right.
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The NFL finna get a whole class of YNs in the upcoming draft 😭😭.
More flag planting fights, been a wild day for College Football
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Man this AI/Misinformation finna wreck havoc this election season.
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I woulda got banned from the bowling alley if my son did this.
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My boy had a thick dark skin Haitian girl sit in his lap speaking creole on his ear and I ain’t heard from him in 3 days….
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Shorty leaked that man’s credit card info and people in the comments showing screenshots that they’re making unauthorized purchases lol. Like digital footprints exist 😂. Dumbest era of criminals man.
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Hell naw…
If you had your own nation, would you allow outsiders to move in?.
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So we gone disregard fruit and oxygen???.
why cant trees give off something useful like wifi.
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Bring back bartering >>>>>>>.
A man in Oklahoma traded 4 pitbull puppies for a Nissan Altima as a down payment.
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Killing him because he said the lamb chops weren’t worth a 2 hour wait and $100??.
Keith lee gonna die if he find the right one, ppl put they life savings in some of these businesses, he gone fuck with the wrong one.
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Honorable mention: Tony Hawk. Inspired a whole generation of black boys to be skaters man. Good dude and his games were 🔥
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Pro chef here🙋🏾♂️. Do not pour raw alcohol directly onto food. Especially clear. Use brown bourbon or whiskey INDIRECTLY on the burning coals so he heat will vaporize the alcohol but the flavor left will penetrate the meat. You can even soak your coals with bourbon 15 min prior.
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We ain’t see tweets like this for a week. Please Kendrick respond.
Y'all cool with your girl making more money than yall? Ladies yall cool with making more money than your man?.
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White people bashing her for the same reason they loved trump: outspoken, not afraid to speak their mind, not politically correct. Hilarious.
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Social anxiety. MMA fighter. Nicknamed is killa. That boy is a walking time bomb. Leave that man alone 😭.
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“Tacos” on LOAF bread??!!
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$6,400 in rent? You’re a victim.
I pay $6,400 in rent , why would i ever pay attention to something that don’t pay my bills ! Tf.
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What was the plan??????
Once a chick say she don’t smoke or drink a nigga whole game plan out the window. 😂.
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I woulda threw some food on the grill inside the gym, not gonna lie.
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Nobody be watching y’all pages. Y’all be having imaginary opps on this app.
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I woulda threw some food on the grill shortly afterwards.
This baby's innocence is to die for🥰😭🥺. (Via atlantisshiyour on IG)
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The original passport bro.
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security gone have to drag me out when my parlays dont hit lmaoo.
So Baby Olympics is actually a thing 🤣❤️🔥. It's the heartbreak of defeat for me 🤣
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Niggas in Atlanta should be banned from the kitchen.
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He did 10 years for bro and was gifted 5K and shoes. Niggas in the quotes talm bout “that’s how it’s supposed to be” and “he a real one.” We are cooked as a community 🤦🏾♂️.
Finesse2Tymes gifts his friend who took charges for him in in prison on the 1st day out 💯
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Damn what changed??
Men that can cook is sassy to me 🫤.
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Nigerians are top 5 funniest people dawg 😭😭😭.
A Nigerian official pretended to faint after he was asked about missing funds
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Jail photos/vids remind me every day how thankful I am to have made some good decisions in my life.
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You waking up in your crib after having endless mimosas with cat woman
I wanna live in Gotham City.
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That’s why it’s FVCK ROBB! All this shit could’ve been avoided if Robb married Walder Frey’s ugly ass daughter.
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The PSP was before it’s time. I still think sony can make a comeback with it and the switch will have a competitor.
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I can only imagine the amount of “fuck nigga” being said by the dad owl when he was choking the life outta that hawk Lmaooo.
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Her mama told her straight up about her appearance and she ran to TikTok lol. These people ain’t built for face-to-face conflict. Social media is their outlet for things they wouldn’t say in person.
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Remove the flash drive or SD card from the back or the side of the tv. - get $10 universal remote and factory reset the tv.
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That lil boy whipping that hoe 😭. But the dad shouldn’t have posted this. Not every moment is meant for social media. Dad also putting his CDL at risk.
A Black man is being criticized for teaching his 11 year old son how to drive his 18 wheeler and letting him drive in between loads. “He needs to stay in a child’s place” others are applauding the father for teaching him a skill.
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“I’m smashing yo favorite baby mama and yo son calling me daddy. Hoe a$$ ngga” - Russell Wilson.
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"put some ribs on the grill, fvck nigga!"
My grill be talking to me like the green goblin mask.
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They had him on video hiding 😭.
BREAKING: A jury finds Parkland officer, Scot Peterson, not guilty on all counts. He was accused of failing to confront the school shooter in 2018.
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So they can pass gun laws when a cop is killed but not kids? Oh.
Tuesday, the House passed the “Glock switch” bill and named it after a late Mississippi deputy who was killed by one this year. It’s already a federal charge… but now it will also be a state charge.
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Gave them niggas a year for them to pack up and leave and he came back and they were celebrating his wife’s death. He stood on business.
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Fun culinary fact: a brownie is more of a cookie than it is a cake. Distinguished by the fact that it’s classified as a finger food, whereas cake is eaten with a fork.
the right nigga will have you submitting to him … naturally.
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Dating EMPLOYED women that actually like you >>>> 🔥🔥.
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You light a match and throw an aerosol can in his house and it’s gone be Oppenheimer 2.0.
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Putting ketchup on eggs should come with a 20 year sentence with solitary confinement.
Ketchup isn't available, what are you adding to these today?
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Bane was dropping biblical scriptures on Bruce the entire fight. “Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you!”. “You merely adopted the dark, I WAS BORN IN IT!”. “The shadows betray you, cause they belong to me!”
name THE hardest line in all of fiction.
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As we got older, you realized teachers are underpaid and they came out of pocket themselves for this pizza. I appreciate it more than ever.
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She liquidated credit cards for a down payment with no assets, job, capital, or previous business equity???!! 🤦🏾♂️ this is a combination of Girl math, Atlanta math, and DJ Envy/Caesar math.
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If you been around for a 1000 years and still paying bills, it might be time to step into the sun.
Im not sure i'd be friends with the person who turned me into a vampire - like i gotta pay bills for 1,000 years?? Boy fuck you.
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Y’all arguing with ACTUAL lawyers and legal representatives on this shit is hilarious lol.
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Dawg 😭😭😭
please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh…. i need a good laugh right now.
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If Meg sample this as an intro if she responds on a track, it’ll be over man lol.
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We just want health care and cheaper rent, not video game guns.
Scientists are developing a real life 'freeze-ray' for the U.S. Air Force ❄️
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Yo stomach gone sound like Aaron Donald and Derrick Henry in an Oklahoma drill.
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tha funniest nigga yk don’t even b joking.
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