Chris
@yemluck
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I tweet and retweet what I like and find funny. I identify as human π€ͺ and software developer who tweet about LIFE, football, basketball and soccer.
Minneapolis, USA
Joined April 2010
@Morbidful Watch creeps in the comment section say stuff like "she doesn't look sad" or "she looks happy".
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@TheDunkCentral 1. Game is in Milwaukee.2. It is a franchise record.3. It is his personal record. If he wants the ball, he should have the ball. Period.
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@Morbidful Why do human have the needs to take as many lives as possible with them when they're about to die or commit suicide?.
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@Morbidful Completely severed the spine. I'm surprised though at the few fractures. Would have thought there would be more.
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@Morbidful If I could get a sci-fi gift, it'd be to be able to resolve mysteries and unanswered questions.
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@Morbidful Something similar happened in Russia. The man found out his friend molested his daughter. He made him dig his own grave then stabbed him and buried him. He did go to prison but was later released when people protested. You can read more about it here.
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@Morbidful I can't believe the family proudly posed with him. Would have disowned him and changed my name for good. π€¦π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈ.
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@g_lamarche @Morbidful How many of them dismember their partner. Mary, did you read just the headline again?.
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@undisputed @RSherman_25 His mistake is comparing this season with his unanimous MVP season. Just take this season in its singularity.
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@Morbidful Wisconsin is the Florida of the Midwest. Creepy and weird stuff happen there all the time.
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@historyinmemes In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old
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@jollynony I don't support demolition for no good reason but the uproar should be about the whole residents and not a tribe. We witnessed massive demolitions in Abuja but it was never made about tribe.
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@Morbidful My grandma always says a dead child is better than a missing child. The parents never get closure. It's the hope that kills.
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@Avnrulz @Morbidful And the exotic animals roaming free would have been satisfied eating lawn?.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Gun is for protection, sure but why do people going out to confront another person take it with them? You can't bring a gun to a confrontation you initiate and plead self defence especially when the other party's back was turned to you.
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@MattWallace888 @LaurenWitzkeDE Guess it's common for criminals regardless of the race. Know these people are sick and don't use them to fuel an agenda.
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@jasrifootball Not gonna lie, that punchline is deadly accurate. Must have hit Watson's nerve.
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@jollynony So 650 houses in Lagos and they are all Igbo houses is the claim? I don't believe that.
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@jollynony Do you want to be Lagos state residents or do you want to be Igbos? . I want an outcry about Lagos state government demolishing it's residents houses wrongly and not Lagos state demolishing houses of people from South East Nigeria.
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@bballbreakdown I gotta say yes otherwise we have to take away Ant man dunk of the year. #NBAPlayoffs.
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@Morbidful That's some sumo wrestling move and from a lady. That's Amber Heard before Amber Heard
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@CollinRugg Pray for peace in the region.Pray for the hostages.Pray for the innocents being used as shields.Pray for everyone mourning.
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@TheDunkCentral LeBronto put a dent on his legacy but he's still a hall of famer for me. He owns the midrange.
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@SupremeDreams_1 They are like a deer in headlights as soon as they're in that purple and gold. I'm tired.
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@Morbidful Can't imagine a nuclear war if this was just an accident cos of ammonium nitrate in fertilizers π€·πΎββοΈ.
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@UberChelseaFC_ Classic Hazard. He was great till he retired in Baku after putting Arsenal in their place. Shoutout to @Jydex91.
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@KingJosiah54 He's actually gonna be happy. The statistics was that they had a better winning percentage without him before.
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@Morbidful Freedom but 3 questions. 1. What happened to the cops that coerced him?.2. Why did it take that long?.3. Was the shooter ever found?
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@thisismarlow_ @GangHits Keep crying. The way you passionately defend this, I hope we don't get to watch you here.
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@Morbidful Charity indeed does begin at home. He also raised great kids. Lenny is OUR HERO ππΌππΌ.
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@Morbidful Sweet but it's a hard life for the boy and the mom. Either decision would have been right I.e. keep or terminate.
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@ericriveracooks What a greedy mom. The son-in-law is mourning and all she could think about is her pocket.
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@EvanPorterNBA Ant choked.Gobert sucked.kAT disappeared. We were gassed after the Denver series.
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@CollinRugg Nope. This happened cos you empowered them. For the past two weeks, you've called it a peaceful protest.
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