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Chris

@yemluck

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I tweet and retweet what I like and find funny. I identify as human πŸ€ͺ and software developer who tweet about LIFE, football, basketball and soccer.

Minneapolis, USA
Joined April 2010
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@GangHits Live by the gun, die by the gun. Another wasted life. They never learn.
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@Morbidful Real life final destination. The grim reaper won't be denied. Sad for her.
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@Morbidful Lived his dream and died technically as a hero.
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@InsaneRealitys Military attention to details training saved his life.
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@Morbidful Watch creeps in the comment section say stuff like "she doesn't look sad" or "she looks happy".
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@TheDunkCentral 1. Game is in Milwaukee.2. It is a franchise record.3. It is his personal record. If he wants the ball, he should have the ball. Period.
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@Morbidful Why do human have the needs to take as many lives as possible with them when they're about to die or commit suicide?.
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@historyinmemes The fictitious level? Only 6 imaginary people you meant to say.
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@upblissed Arch dear, arch
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@GangHits What are the pros of being in a gang?.
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@Morbidful Completely severed the spine. I'm surprised though at the few fractures. Would have thought there would be more.
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@HumansNoContext Only one right answer
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@Morbidful If I could get a sci-fi gift, it'd be to be able to resolve mysteries and unanswered questions.
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@haleighbroucher It's the Carushow.
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@Morbidful Something similar happened in Russia. The man found out his friend molested his daughter. He made him dig his own grave then stabbed him and buried him. He did go to prison but was later released when people protested. You can read more about it here.
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@x_socrates1 @Morbidful Evolution theory. His ancestors were cats.
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@Morbidful The guy got just 7 and a half year sentence. Ridiculous.
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@GangHits The cop defended himself in my book.
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@Morbidful I was part of those who clamored for his release.
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@LakeShowYo And a bench player on his team called AD a flopper. The irony.
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@HumansNoContext Breaking Bad
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@Morbidful Seems he got the sentence for bestiality and theft swiftly.
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@HumansNoContext There won't be any response from me. It's just gonna be ignored.
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@GangHits He didn't think this through. Just literally made the kids orphans.
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@BronMuse I'm a bron fan but don't even go there bro.
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@cf23barca It's the game.
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@YahooSports Used up 30% of his energy for his entrance show.
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@Morbidful I can't believe the family proudly posed with him. Would have disowned him and changed my name for good. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ.
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@SaycheeseDGTL UPDATE. He's been shot dead by the cops.
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@g_lamarche @Morbidful How many of them dismember their partner. Mary, did you read just the headline again?.
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@undisputed @RSherman_25 His mistake is comparing this season with his unanimous MVP season. Just take this season in its singularity.
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@Dexerto You get diabetes, you get diabetes, every one gets diabetes
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@Morbidful Wisconsin is the Florida of the Midwest. Creepy and weird stuff happen there all the time.
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@cankman79 @GangHits Emotion 100.Reason 0.
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@everythng_dop3 @Dell2real I hope no one is coming here to defend him.
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@historyinmemes In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old
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@CollinRugg @CitizenFreePres @TuckerCarlson We both know this isn't true.
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@BeVerySmooth @GangHits in exchange for short life. Bad trade.
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@jollynony I don't support demolition for no good reason but the uproar should be about the whole residents and not a tribe. We witnessed massive demolitions in Abuja but it was never made about tribe.
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@AndrewW36060692 @Morbidful No such thing as what?.
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@Morbidful My grandma always says a dead child is better than a missing child. The parents never get closure. It's the hope that kills.
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@Morbidful Stop treating Bears like Pandas. They are WILD animals
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@MKBHD How do people enjoy watching this live. Can you see the whole track from where you seat?.
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@TheDunkCentral It's the look on Wildes face for me πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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@ButtCrackSports PPV event. Not going even if ticket is for 1 cent.
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@jjones9 NFL and their fines πŸ˜‚. Heard Tyreek Hill got fined for not wearing socks.
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@HumansNoContext I think I speak for everyone when I say that "me" clip is everyone.
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@Avnrulz @Morbidful And the exotic animals roaming free would have been satisfied eating lawn?.
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@GangHits If mind your business was a sign.
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@ThebestFigen What is that fence for again?.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Gun is for protection, sure but why do people going out to confront another person take it with them? You can't bring a gun to a confrontation you initiate and plead self defence especially when the other party's back was turned to you.
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@thrasherxy Are you saying that man doesn't deserve to be treated this way?.
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@MattWallace888 @LaurenWitzkeDE Guess it's common for criminals regardless of the race. Know these people are sick and don't use them to fuel an agenda.
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@jasrifootball Not gonna lie, that punchline is deadly accurate. Must have hit Watson's nerve.
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@mymixtapez Weirdest marriage ever. Mess of an entanglement.
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@jollynony So 650 houses in Lagos and they are all Igbo houses is the claim? I don't believe that.
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@EndWokeness A community is as good as you treat it. Nature/environment reciprocates.
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@TheHateCentral Trust my boy to bounce back.
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@visegrad24 France problem is so easy to diagnose but no one wants to talk about it.
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@War_Rum Drones should be illegal in warfare.
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@BronGotGame KG has always respected LeBron's game.
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@jollynony Do you want to be Lagos state residents or do you want to be Igbos? . I want an outcry about Lagos state government demolishing it's residents houses wrongly and not Lagos state demolishing houses of people from South East Nigeria.
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@thisismarlow_ @GangHits If only you could follow your own advice dumbass.
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@bballbreakdown I gotta say yes otherwise we have to take away Ant man dunk of the year. #NBAPlayoffs.
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@Morbidful That's some sumo wrestling move and from a lady. That's Amber Heard before Amber Heard
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@KenHeLive He's also gonna be taking the least amount of shots in his career so not scary.
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@CollinRugg Pray for peace in the region.Pray for the hostages.Pray for the innocents being used as shields.Pray for everyone mourning.
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@FadeHubb Boyfriend or EX boyfriend??.
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@TheDunkCentral LeBronto put a dent on his legacy but he's still a hall of famer for me. He owns the midrange.
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@historyinmemes That you're nice to people does not mean they'll be nice to you.
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@NBAMemes Don't throw stones in a glass house.
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@SupremeDreams_1 They are like a deer in headlights as soon as they're in that purple and gold. I'm tired.
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@GangHits Bring all the smoke moment.
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@chockietee @DailyLoud He needed to make sure it was the dog and not the man.
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@RealEmirHan Ana de Armas in Knock Knock
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@DrGuru_ Only Curry and Klay have a name for the duo. Splash brothers they call them. Stop disrespecting Klay.
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@Morbidful Can't imagine a nuclear war if this was just an accident cos of ammonium nitrate in fertilizers πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ.
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@UberChelseaFC_ Classic Hazard. He was great till he retired in Baku after putting Arsenal in their place. Shoutout to @Jydex91.
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@KingJosiah54 He's actually gonna be happy. The statistics was that they had a better winning percentage without him before.
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@vuxture @GangHits Very stupid. They feel protected but we see vids of hits after hits. It's not like a death avenged brings the victim back to life.
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@Morbidful Freedom but 3 questions. 1. What happened to the cops that coerced him?.2. Why did it take that long?.3. Was the shooter ever found?
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@SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk Vikings over the Seahawks for me.
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@oduvanekb Imagine how cool she'd look without the tattoos.
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@Morbidful Live by the sword, die by the sword.
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@thisismarlow_ @GangHits Keep crying. The way you passionately defend this, I hope we don't get to watch you here.
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@thisismarlow_ @GangHits And you're best left ignored. Thanks for jumping on my comment.
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@Saybo2x @RukRt710 😑.
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@CollinRugg @DailyMailUK Sketchy before the audio release, still sketchy.
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@Morbidful Charity indeed does begin at home. He also raised great kids. Lenny is OUR HERO πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ.
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@Morbidful Sweet but it's a hard life for the boy and the mom. Either decision would have been right I.e. keep or terminate.
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@Morbidful And how much of Tax payer's money was he given after he sued the police?.
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@ericriveracooks What a greedy mom. The son-in-law is mourning and all she could think about is her pocket.
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@DeanCFC_ 5, 5, 5, 5, 5. F.R.A.U.D.S.
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@Whotfismick Anti by Rihanna.
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@wildtiktokss Was dude Pinocchio?.
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@EddyXNYC @GangHits RIP to them.
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@visegrad24 Palestinians should fight Hamas more than they fight Israel.
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@EvanPorterNBA Ant choked.Gobert sucked.kAT disappeared. We were gassed after the Denver series.
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@LakersLead Thank you @patbev21 for this gem of a moment.
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@CollinRugg Nope. This happened cos you empowered them. For the past two weeks, you've called it a peaceful protest.
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