Uber Chelsea FC
@UberChelseaFC_
Followers
252K
Following
3K
Media
11K
Statuses
37K
Everything Chelsea Football Club | DMs open for business enquiries.
London, England
Joined August 2014
Thiago Silva crying and Noni Madueke laughing and joking around behind him. And people genuinely question what’s wrong with this Chelsea squad.
721
4K
56K
Enzo playing alongside Caicedo, Lavia, Olise, Nkunku and Jackson…
368
6K
47K
John Terry has absolutely ended someone on Instagram 😂
254
3K
30K
OFFICIAL: Chelsea remain the ONLY club in London to have won the Champions League.
132
4K
30K
Throwback to Marcos Alonso waking up a drunk Chelsea fan in the team hotel after winning the Champions League 💙.
100
2K
29K
Throwback to Marcos Alonso waking up a Chelsea fan after we beat Man City in the Champions League Final 💙.
35
1K
28K
Two years in the making since that infamous Reece James post. Now look at us. He knew.
64
3K
24K
"I want another life where I could spend longer at Chelsea, I absolutely loved it there.". - Hernan Crespo 💙
52
1K
23K
Throwback to Roman Abramovich sitting with the Chelsea fans in the Shed End. One of us, forever.
170
2K
20K
“He said goodbye to the boys and since then, we don't know anything else. It's weird. In the group chat, he sent “Thank you, I love you guys", and then it showed "Eden Hazard left the group". I said ‘Damn, he really left.'”. - Emerson when Eden Hazard left in 2019 💔
33
2K
20K
Throwback to Joe Cole celebrating Chelsea’s Champions League win in 2021…. One of us, forever 💙.
52
2K
20K
Throwback to Marcos Alonso waking up a drunk Chelsea fan in the team hotel after winning the Champions League 💙.
48
1K
20K
"Liverpool was the peak of my career but it was another six or seven years to create a winning team. I needed to win trophies. I needed to move on with my career. Chelsea was the club to offer me more chance of trophies and I am so happy I ended up there. They hadn’t won the
175
1K
18K
"I knew that Chelsea was going to win the Champions League from the tunnel.". - Romelu Lukaku
116
2K
16K
“Liverpool was where I played my best football and Atleti is where I felt most at home but Chelsea gave me something that no other club could really give me. And that was trophies.”. - Fernando Torres 🏆
56
2K
17K
“Liverpool was where I played my best football and Atleti is where I felt most at home but Chelsea gave me something that no other club could really give me. And that was trophies.”. - Happy Birthday, Fernando Torres 💙
47
2K
16K
Wrote off £2bn in debts to allow this club to continue thriving. Now look at us under Boehly 💙
112
1K
15K
Potentially the first ever £100m+ signing the Premier League has ever seen to not have a bad word spoken about him…. The guy is a absolutely insane. And we’re in 11th. Enzo.
105
621
15K
Joao Felix loan fee from Atletico Madrid to Chelsea: £9.69m. Odion Ighalo loan fee from Shanghai Shenhua to Man United: £10.5m
370
1K
15K
Who’s going to show the whole video of this then?. It’s more of a red than both of the Liverpool’s on Saturday or Gusto’s last week. What is wrong with you and your referees @FA 😂.
319
2K
15K
Ex-Chelsea hero, Marcos Alonso’s father has sadly passed away at the age of 63. Rest in peace 🕊️
194
829
14K
🚨 Lesley Ugochukwu was a player that was in contact with Romeo Lavia this weekend about joining Chelsea. - @sachatavolieri
62
465
14K
Selling Ian Maatsen would be a serious mistake from this football club.
409
655
14K
Chelsea made it out of a pre-season in America without a major injury.
69
840
13K
It’s been 3 years to the day since we signed Thiago Silva from PSG…. How would you sum his Chelsea career up in ONE word?. 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷
828
544
13K
Reminder that Chelsea Football Club did this to Barcelona’s greatest ever side in 2012.
103
1K
13K
Eden Hazard joining in with the Everton fans booing Ross Barkley is just fantastic 😂
48
813
13K
Noni Madueke with 3 goals. Cole Palmer with a goal and 3 assists. Nicolas Jackson with a goal and assist. Joao Felix with a goal. Pedro Neto with an assist. Tears are flowing. I don’t believe it.
49
2K
13K
“Liverpool was where I played my best football and Atleti is where I felt most at home but Chelsea gave me something that no other club could really give me. And that was trophies.”. - Fernando Torres 💙
43
1K
13K
Chelsea bought Timo Werner and Hakim Ziyech for a combined fee of £78.6m. Arsenal bought Nicolas Pepe and David Luiz for a combined fee of £80m.
259
2K
12K
Paulo Dybala at Chelsea on a free transfer. Yes or no?
1K
393
12K
Perfect timing to bring back this classic Joao Felix moment 😂
110
1K
13K
“I won a lot of titles and trophies in Holland and Germany but at Chelsea, it just felt different. It was only two years but I was part of history, something really special. The first league title in 50 years. I never really got the chance to savour it but now I look back on it,
108
984
12K
The signing of Thiago Alacantara means that Jurgen Klopp would now have spent £432,000,000 on players at Liverpool. The biggest hypocrite in football strikes again.
1K
2K
12K
Malo Gusto and Axel Disasi barging past Mount to run over to the Shed End smacking the badge was different gravy.
84
846
12K
"I want another life where I could spend longer at Chelsea, I absolutely loved it there.". - Hernan Crespo 💙
33
675
13K
Just remembered Brighton thought they could get Levi Colwill for £30m British pounds.
39
405
12K
Mason Mount today at Carrington vs Mason Mount’s goodbye video to Chelsea fans today. It’s been in his drafts for weeks the weirdo 😂
301
1K
12K
Edouard Mendy is expected to be fit for Chelsea’s fixture against Southampton on Saturday.
199
829
12K
It really was the Cole Palmer show yet again but Moises Caicedo and Conor Gallagher were absolutely sensational by the way. Hand them their flowers 🤝
25
564
12K
9 months of absolute hatred just to be the only club in London with a shot of silverware come April again…
23
790
12K
Wolves fans chant “you’re fucking shit”. Stamford bridge replies “we’re fucking shit.”.
92
2K
12K
Cole Palmer genuinely gets Stamford Bridge up for every game. He’s exceptional.
15
409
12K
Do you know how ridiculous it is that Chelsea conceded only 4 goals during their entire 2020-21 Champions League winning campaign. Four.
38
1K
12K
Only four players in history have won the World Cup, Champions League, Premier League and Club World Cup. Gerrard Pique, Pedro, Thierry Henry and. N'golo Kante.
64
838
11K
Enzo Maresca managing my football club. Thomas Tuchel managing my country. PLAY. THAT. TUNE.
41
1K
12K
England fans doing the Cole Palmer celebration for the first time 🥶💙
22
542
11K
Is Thomas Tuchel on his way to becoming the greatest manager Chelsea has ever had?. Discuss.
413
359
10K
Angelo Gabriel deserves a serious shoutout for his attitude to life playing for Chelsea. It’s such a breathe of fresh air seeing a player join this football club and not only fit in instantly with everyone but also look like he really wants to be here. Looks like a serious
78
606
11K
Well Mudryk listened to John Obi Mikel’s advice then 😂
17
417
11K
Bit dodgy doing it at the time of the game but Willian deserved the respect he got today from everyone at Chelsea. A hero, forever.
45
612
11K
“In 2004, Roman Abramovich told me he had money to bring Ronaldinho to Chelsea if I wanted to. I said ‘No bring me Drogba’. “I said Ronaldinho has the skill and natural flair but Drogba has the heart. Drogba has the skill. Drogba has the desire. I want him.”. - Jose Mourinho 💙
66
1K
10K
Four months ago, Mykhailo Mudryk was denied a clear last minute penalty against Italy which stopped Ukraine automatically qualifying for Euro 2024. Tonight, he scored an 84th minute winner against Iceland to send Ukraine to Euro 2024. His time has come 💫
29
581
11K
Jorginho gone. Kante gone. Kovacic gone. The king will always remain.
162
573
10K
They said he wasn’t ready. They said he wasn’t good enough. They said we would finish 10th. They said Chelsea would fall. Well look at us now. Frank Lampard’s Chelsea have secured Champions League Football. What a man and what a club. Up the fucking Chels. 💙
92
2K
10K
“When I got the call from my agent, me and my whole family knew it was an improvement going from Arsenal to Chelsea. I knew I would have the opportunity to win some more trophies.”. - Olivier Giroud 👀😂
311
1K
10K
Only 6 points off 6th and 2 games away from a cup final. We really do have the chance to make this season at least a bit of a success.
17
435
10K
Anthony Taylor has been demoted to the championship. Good riddance.
111
691
10K
Denis Zakaria will cost Chelsea £24.7m if they decide to sign the Swiss international permanently.
226
263
10K
Moises Caicedo and Marc Cucurella have been truly excellent since they were placed next to one another. Our European charge started the day it happened.
8
492
10K
10 games in and Chelsea are sitting in fourth place having played six of the top 10 and only losing to City and Liverpool with the youngest squad in the Premier League. Put some respect on this man and stop with your seriously odd agendas.
178
845
10K
Everyone is going to be speaking about Nkunku but this game tomorrow is huge for this guy. He’s going to be shaky, he’s going to be nervous but get behind him.
79
362
10K
"My Chelsea family – I can’t wait to see you again." . Eden Hazard will return to Stamford Bridge to play in Soccer Aid in July 💙
19
525
10K
I’m praying he gets results at this football club because everything about him is a Chelsea Football Club manager.
🚨🔵 Maresca: “I am not working with 42 players. I am working with 21 players”. “The other 15-20 players are training apart. I don't see them. It's not a mess like it looks from outside. Absolutely not”. “They can even have 20 years contract, it’s not my point. I don’t care”.
29
821
10K
“Liverpool was where I played my best football and Atleti is where I felt most at home but Chelsea gave me something that no other club could really give me. And that was trophies.”. - Fernando Torres 💙
52
1K
9K
"No one is that cool all the time. It’s impossible. Then I met N’Golo.". - Antonio Rudiger 😢
19
500
9K
