hi
#bg3twt
Persephone here to request (demand) that my fellow PC players tag their patch 7 spoilers for our console comrades.
Not tagging your spoilers will make her sad! (she will use the gun)
current run (so far):
Tieflings: dead
Druids: dead
Goblins: dead
Lae’zel: dead
Karlach: dead
Halsin: dead
Isobel: dead
Jaheira: dead
Wyll: left
Astarion: ascended
Tav: vampire spawn
Shart: dark justiciar
Gale: vibing in camp idk
Minthara: 30, flirty, and thriving
additionally:
Wulbren: launched
Myconids: dead
Duegar: dead
Gnomes: dead
His Majesty: dead (thanks to Jaheira’s dumb ass)
Gur Hunters: dead
That Bitch That Was Mean to Scratch: dead
Mayrina: alive (!!!)
Your tav has been crowned!
(Why? I dunno! If you do, tell us why!)
Congratulations! Show us their crowns! 🩵✨
Persephone has been crowned the Supreme Princess of Everything for being The Most Interesting Girl In The World
#tavQOTD
@Stretchedwiener
@Cyan_101
oh my god. I work in healthcare and we use Adobe for EVERYTHING - literally how we view scans of medical records from other facilities as well as all incoming prescription requests, etc.
this is not going to be a good day for our data security team
💀
@RandomMeerkitty
as a child they lit off a firework in the middle of class and successfully blamed the student in the next seat for it
that student? Wyll Ravengard
@deer_noises
delete, a lot of people asking you to delete, its triggering for so many people, there are people that faint and feel sick, please im begging you to delete it, delete post right now, its forbidden and iIIegal in many countries to post something like that, people are crying
Since I’ve gotten a few people asking:
These guys are super hard to find so if you’re like me and totally missed out on finding these guys until my 3rd playthrough, this is where you can find them! (Video is only like a minute and a half long!)
CHAOS UPDATE:
Volo: dead
Waveservants of Umberlee: dead
Fireworks Shop People: dead
Of special note: in an *especially* odd turn of events, Minthara pulled out some unexpected midwifery skills and delivered a child.
@DeftBebop
It has NOT been a super enjoyable experience haha. Normally I try and immerse myself in a run but this run I’ve had to stop and tell myself “it’s just a video game” sooo many times.
totally 100% criticism here (esp regarding Wyll’s content etc) so this might be unpopular but I absolutely love Larian’s continued commitment to the game and their fans.
As a casual gamer—we never see this & we are absolutely STARVED for game devs that listen to fans 🤷🏼♀️
The right wing chucklefucks in the replies being like “based I just bought the game now” are about to be in for an unexpected ride lmfao
yasss kings give your $$$ to larian I love that for u
@spookygiorno
omg I got to this part and my bf walked over and started watching it over my shoulder and when it was over I just said “…I have to go” and walked out of the room and I still have no idea what his actual reaction was because he’s never brought it up again lmao
What’s your sad gaming story?
I remember really looking forward to playing The Stanley Parable and accidentally completing it within 15mins… the experience left me so bereft I’ve never been able to play this supposedly amazing game properly since 😭
It’s true & I’m committing to ignoring all the drama but some of you need to hear this so here it is:
No one cares about your hot takes or if something someone else said offended you. Shut up and show me what your tav would wear to a Tuesday brunch in the year 1974.
jokingly told my bf to apply for the larian jobs and apparently this is actually what he does for a living & he just sent me this lmao
Alexa what is a “network”
*BG3TWT REALITY CHECK*
had a manager that would tell our team to “assume positive intent” when someone did smth questionable (& I HATED it) but tbqh I think we ALL need to assume positive intent with the hotfix situation. Y’all are spiraling so fast
Artemis for engagement
*NEW TAV ALERT*
alright ya'll, meet Pixel, my honor mode asmodeus teethling tiny baby Wyll-kissing swords bard <3
will probably redo with better ss but my computer decided to delete ALL of her screenshots a few days ago and these are the only decent ones I've gotten since
@GaleThinkerbg3
(left) doesn’t know the difference between an owl and a hawk and at this point is too afraid to ask
(right) absolutely TERRIFIED of butterflies.
@kyleTHEgardner
@crotchner2
my favorite was paying off my car and my score absolutely tanking.
like…I can leave my credit cards open with a $0 balance no problem but like…even paying minimum payments I didn’t have a choice but to eventually pay the thing off and for the account to close.
Stupid system lol
@larianstudios
I can save a PDF without any assistance, decorate Christmas trees, do CPR, and make coffee. (pls hire me I can’t keep working in healthcare I hate it here)
@bhaalsprincess
omg this is the first time I’ve seen someone post this - this happened to me my first playthrough and I straight up panicked and alt F4’d so fast and had to redo the entire cazador fight. Was starting to think it was a fever dream 😂
how do i explain to my bf that, while the sentiment of wanting to play with me is sweet, i do not want to play multiplayer with him (or anyone!) because I am the only one that plays the game correctly
all my babies are DEAD because Isobel decided to try and run from a group of ghoul thingies and activate THREE opportunity attacks against her in one turn 😭
honor mode whyyyy
QUICK BEFORE SOMEONE UNFOLLOWS ME AGAIN
TYSM FOR 500 MILLION
As promised, I will draw shitty stick figures of 5 tavs/durges!
(this is a threat)
Drop their pics below if you want to try and curse yourself with a shitty stick figure!
Will prob do them this weekend??? TBD!
I will do a giveaway when I hit 500 million followers. I will give away a ***shitty*** stick figure drawing of like 5 people’s tavs/durges so standby for that
Only need 12 more followers to hit 500 mill!
I’m still giggling over the mental image of Gortash and Orin just sitting around waiting for you to deliver the other’s stone. Like I know they’re doing other shit and issuing orders! I know they’re running their own cults but I just imagine them like this the entire time
HEY HEY HEY LOOK WHAT I DID!!!!????
proportions are a bit off and the more I stare at it the more things I find wrong with it so i am gonna stop looking at it now send tweet
When you were little, who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty?
I always thought Morticia was extremely beautiful and elegant (any version of her!)