Know what... I need some of yall dumb bitches to never recruit Wyll again cause yall fuckasses don't deserve him. Don't speak about about him, don't even think about him. I hope some random neighbor's pomeranian bites you in the ass. Fuck you.
Okay, and how many more hours of content will that add to Wyll compared to everyone else? Get the fuck outta here telling people to chill when we're just asking for an equal amount of content for the ONLY black companion.
PSA to all the BG3 fans angry about Astarion kisses for whatever reason.
ALL companions are getting new kisses, for every day and for the final battle. We're also getting poison kisses for Minthara, hugs, new dialogue for Halsin and a new way to recruit Minthara. Pls chill.
@ulikethischain
Blackpink. I found myself being less and less impressed by their music, and I got really tired of the way YG handled/is handling their marketing.
@mermaidspurge
Wtf? I've never gotten that before. I'd always assumed that hole was from the bulette cause I'd only get to it after killing it, and it was always quiet. 😳
@CabraEast
This was me when I worked retail. I knew I had to get out when I started having panic attacks just thinking about getting out of bed. Now I work an office job & still hate my life. Except now, I don't really want to kill myself, I just wanna burn the building to the ground. 🙃
So we're all clear:
If I say best boyfriend, I'm talking about Wyll Ravengard. If I say love of my life, I'm talking about Wyll Ravengard. If I say deserves the whole world, the whole universe, best believe I'm talking about Wyll Ravengard (or bestie, depending on context).
I wanna see more dragonborn tavs. Show me your dragonborn pls? 🥺
This is my gentle giant brass dragonborn, Valok. He's sweet & sensitive, despite being a barbarian. He loves animals and wood carving, and he hates bullies and shirts.
#bg3
(friends rt for reach pls 💕)
@Dragon_Age_Fans
I got annoyed they put Shale last, then I stopped reading altogether when they put Tankwall at 9. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life thanks. ✌️
My ranking of the BG3 companions:
1. Shadowheart (WHAT A SURPRISE)
2. Karlach
3. Lae'zel
4. Jaheira
5. Minthara
6. Wyll
7. Gale
8. Astarion
9. Minsc
10. Halsin
Yes, women always first in this house ♥
"It's satire.
Isn't satire supposed to hold a certain amount of humor? idk about yall, but I find 0 humor in shitty pieces explaining why THE BLACK CHARATER is STUPID for not wanting to be treated LIKE AN ANIMAL by the WHITE WOMAN.
If you find this funny, fucking block me. 🫶
@yeosangology
They don't seem to understand what "multi" means. We don't unstan a group to stan another, that's like the complete opposite of being a multi... 🙄
So like how does this work if I want more bg3 moots? Do I just put this here, and they show up? Should I set out refreshments?
What about Scratch, can I send Scratch out to find some new friendos?
I just want new friends pls, I promise I'm nice-ish...
🥺👉👈
Made a little ask game for all your BG3 Tavs and Durges out there! There are 30 questions in total.
Feel free to QRT or repost! <3
(It's in two part, second part is in the replies ⬇️
Some of yall need to calm the fuck down. Everyone has their off days, especially when they've had to fly to 6 different cities, perform 6 whole high energy concerts in just 9 days. Yall need to remember they are only human. Some of yall bitches cry after one flight of stairs. 👀
I'm so fucking tired of these people, it's always something. If you're that fucking bothered by having a black companion, then don't even fucking recruit him. The real Wyll would eldritch blast your Schutzstaffel tav in the fucking face anyway.
Ooh, Valok's popular ☺️
Some info on him:
- He's massive, 6'10" & built like a brick shit house
- Despite his size, he's very soft-spoken & gentle
- He will cry if you hurt his feelings, so don't hurt his feelings ok? 🥺
- He favorite animal is bunny rabbits
- He's a romantic
y'all are really tweeting about have some decency like the millions upon millions upon millions of people around the world who died because of this old man didn't have families. get the fuck outta here.
Okay but thinking about Wyll saying he's always wanted to be a dad, and the fact that he's feeding the baby the right way in this 🥹 Wyll would be the best dad ever 😭💕
Omgs! OMGS! OMGS OMGS OMGS OMGS OMGS OMGS OMGS OMGS!!!! IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
@sweetattack0106
@seo_changbean
“How much gold would he be willing to part with in order to dissuade me from carving him open like a slaughtered pig?”
-Seren MacEalair, moments before carving Vaughan Kendells open like a slaughtered pig.
Thank you again for my girl!! I love her!!
@Ces_art_things
😭💕