tav emerging from astarion’s tent to join the others sat by the campfire, except tav can’t stay sitting n is obviously sore. the others whisper til karlach finally asks with the biggest smirk “rough night huh?��� tav turns to everyone grumpily n is like “YEAH HE BIT MY ASS”
tav n astarion’s tadpoles accidentally linking during sex n it making astarion finish instantly bc he can feel / see how into it they are n how much they love him
when people draw astarion (and just elves in general but ESPECIALLY him) upset n they make his ears point down like he’s a sad cat oh i’m curled up on the floor sobbing
thinkin bout when i tried to reset the camera n it glitched n put me here behind astarion’s head. look at those fluffy curls n cute little chewable ear 💘
i love all of his little details. his wispy hairs that stick out, his chest freckle, the way the tips of his ears blush redder than the rest of him… i want to trace my fingertips gently over each line n curve n feature n kiss them. i want him to see how beautiful he is.
i think astarion would not be loud volume-wise during sex but i think he would make all kinds of filthy quiet little sounds. i know that man whimpering n whining softly when it slides in. desperate little moans slipping out when he’s trying to hold himself back from finishing..
i knew he wouldn’t but i had astarion ask to sleep w the drow twins just to see what would happen and ?!?!?!? WHY’D HE EAT HIM UP LIKE THAT HELP “bring someone with a rear of cast-iron” 😭
thinking about post bg3 astarion getting worried that my durge is unhappy with her decision to give up sunlight to live in the underdark with him n so he asks her about it n she’s just like “well honestly i’m more upset about having to give up garlic bread”
astarion laying with his head on his lover’s chest listening to their heartbeat because it soothes him. he laments that he wishes he still had one, so they could feel proof of how it speeds up when they’re near. “it’s alright my love, mine beats for us both”
one of my fav hcs is that tav would fix up astarion’s tattered comfort blanket for him 🥺 meticulously cleaning it n carefully sewing up the holes, picking out fabric that reminds them of him to add patches when necessary. shyly presenting it to him n watching him get choked up
“it” sliding in is subjective btw. his dick into your tav? your tav’s dick into him? your tav’s strap into him? his strap into your tav? the possibilities are endless
Alright I decided to post it here too (untagged)
DO NOT REUPLOAD. This is the full dialogue datamined thanks to you know what. Spawn Astarion reacting to the Player sleeping with Mizora.
every time i see any kind of white creature with red eyes i’m like “that is astarion” why does this fictional elf have me taking pictures of a minecraft bunny plush at the store like i’m the paparazzi
at the start of act 2 astarion asks iym to sleep in his tent with him from now on because they’re in “dangerous lands” but really it’s because whenever he feeds on her he hates going back to his tent alone. he wants an excuse to stay with her
you know those videos of people measuring the distance between their cats’ fangs n then measuring bite marks in things to see who is The Criminal bc that but it’s tav with astarion n karlach
is anyone else nervous to post anything about ur character’s lore? idk why but in my mind i have decided the second i post it it becomes canon so i’m scared to LOL
meanwhile tav is LOUD… them sobbing n crying out “GODS-“ after a particularly deep thrust n astarion pausing to smirk at them n panting as he says “gods? now darling, really? quite the exhibitionist aren’t you, calling upon your god at a time like this”
i think astarion would not be loud volume-wise during sex but i think he would make all kinds of filthy quiet little sounds. i know that man whimpering n whining softly when it slides in. desperate little moans slipping out when he’s trying to hold himself back from finishing..
mutuals!! if u would like a little crayon drawing like this of ur tav or durge pls drop ur references below! 💕
i don’t draw that often so i will do these v slowly n i may not do them all but for whenever i feel inspired i would like a resource to pull characters from ⭐️
before they show it to him they get really nervous, thinking that maybe they should have asked him about it first, and so they hand it over without looking him in the eyes, promising to put it back the way it was if he doesn’t like it
he stands there in disbelief, holding it up to admire it. he can see all the care they put into making it perfect, each stitch tiny and careful and neat. he’s been through a lot in both his life and his undeath, but nothing makes him cry quite like kindness does
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how many times you killed wulbren bongle
- that you always killed wulbren bongle
- if you streamed fuck wulbren bongle