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This account exists for me to LARP.
But jokes aside, I do unfortunately work for a living
You can find me at "igncrim" on Discord if you require my non-larp side
Otherwise, enjoy the entertainment
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GIVEAWAY TIME!
I'm giving away a $200 knife.
To enter, simply retweet + like + tag WARREN in the replies. Not two friends. WARREN.
Good luck!
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@NaloVideo
Your own screenshot demonstrates France & Britain beating the US in medals per capita lmfao 😭 American-tardio moment
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@xbtGBH
I actually need to stop interacting with these tweets before I get put on a list
Prob too late for that actually
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running four projects at once right now since I see the utility in raising massive liquidity for the near future. invest in the next recession and you can easily double, triple or quadruple your money in a year
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due to popular demand ( I have no choice ) I have created a main account
@whowascrim
new account will be for business. this account will be for schizophrenic shitposting
one random retweeter will get $50
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@NaloVideo
How is it terrible? The larger a population, the larger the selection pool for athletes is. Hence why per capita is relevant, if NZ managed 1 per 880k that's incredible given the probability of them finding an athlete that competent
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@Raynbirds_
@ChrissytinaFx
Drop the server and coordinates. My group would like to do some remodelling.
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@fesshole
I am a lawyer. Btw I committed a crime. Also here is a fairly specific description of who I am and where I live
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@honeyNonABG
You're not that type of Asian unfortunately, Hotel maid Asian not Giga IQ Asian
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@ErrnieGerrn
@playrust
This base was probably already foundation wiped by the time you posted this
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@TheLionGlass
nothing like the feeling of checking the early life section of a satanist banker & finding out what they are
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@NaloVideo
The US needs to have less skill issues I suppose
just kidding I understand that because there are limited opportunities for gold, per capita isn't 100% representative, but in this case when comparing european countries to the US it certainly is given pop size
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I'm giving away $50 to enter, do the following:
1. Follow
@whoiscrim
2. Retweet and like this tweet
3. Tag one friend
I'll roll this in a couple of days, if this goes well I'll start giving away much more 😏
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@valoriexoxo3
@DeIudedShaniqwa
The phrasing of it makes it sound like it’s everyone’s problem.
It’s not
It’s not a “london issue” or a”mysogynist” issue, it’s a black men being violent issue
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@real_lord_miles
He went to afghanistan to write a book, you went to afghanistan to start a gold mine. Levels to this game
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@Willjum1
If you’ve been using an aimbot you better get a refund because it’s not been working very well mate
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Simple way to get anyone to do what you want:
"Monarch will be hearing about this. You will pay your camo price"
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ANOTHER BAN WAVE HAS STARTED!
In only 5 minutes over $500,000 of skins have been removed from the economy.
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I'm looking to bring a designer onto my team; namely, I need someone who can do blog images for me. Will send $100 to anyone who can refer me someone consistent & good quality ( you aint getting shit if I fire them after a week )
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@real_lord_miles
Idea: lets give low IQ people with no ancestry in the UK access to classified information and power over the native population
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@fesshole
the contractor is probably laughing with his agents about the client who thought contractors were exclusive
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Been a few years but I've decided to start buying Rust & CS2 skins again.
RT for awareness, will give some1 that rts $50
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@AkkadSecretary
They will literally document the truth but blatantly ignore it lmfao
no english men in that video
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@bipocFeMENist
@valoriexoxo3
@DeIudedShaniqwa
I see your point, but that’s not what I mean
The issue isn’t black men killing black women exclusively, they kill far more men than women
Don’t forget that black women, per capita, as of 2021 FBI stats in the US commit more murders than white men
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@b3n5_
@SkinBaronEN
Inactivity fee is insane especially when it's essentially free to host an inactive account. At this point, your account is literally using one line in a database, likely costing them less than one cent per year
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Just unboxed this & my favourite youtuber bought it for $200! Can't believe I got $200 for free.
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@fesshole
imagine having a dad who leaves you this & you're so fake and gay that you don't actually go to spain.
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Israel this!! Palestine that!!
I’m going to blow my FUCKING head off if the news doesn’t stop yapping
What I want to know is when my cs2 skins will go back up in value.
Few understand this
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@entrapranure
@royce_dupont
As I pressed play, and he said he only hires men,
I thought to myself
Do trans women count?
Then he said it. Exactly what I thought.
I think I've mastered the DuPont method.
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This is actually insane. Real screenshot btw
Not sure if
@tradeit_gg
has ever heard of the term "bad faith", but apparently scamming their customers wasn't enough. Time to scam SkinSwaps too!
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watching gambling sites argue who's more ethical is like watching two retards argue about who has more brain damage
thoroughly enjoying
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CSFloat is on another level. No bullshit social media marketing, probably little to no overall marketing spend - all they do is build a perfect product & listen to their consumers
Study this
We're excited to introduce the CSFloat App on Android and iOS -- available now!
You can now buy, sell, receive notifications, create trade offers, and more on the go!
Learn more at
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If this guy doesn’t get his ak back I will start a fundraiser. How can you not feel bad for someone with this pfp
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Thank you to
@CSGOEmpire
for verifying me.
Crim enterprises is officially a subsidiary of CSGOEmpire now ( known as Joppa labs LLC & Warren labs LLC )
This will increase volume
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2 years ago I was broke
Now I make over $800 a month.
Life can change so fast
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It's time for operation crim, as long as
@HobbesHD
is a man of his word.
Since code crim was taken, use my code "crimanal"
I promise you all that if my case is added, I will beg hobbes to make it have lower house edge than the other cases
Why?
Because I'm BETTER
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@CSGOMiguel
I would say the only blue gems you get are in CS.
But you don’t get those either.
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For those wondering about my take on the clash & empire beef:
All this attention is, irrespective of whether one site 'wins', going to be a huge net negative.
Media attention = attention of prosecutors and regulators = potential shutdown of the entire skins 'ecosystem', lets
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I would never work for a casino.
Some people assume it's because im morally 'higher' than it,
but in reality, its because none want to hire me.
We are not the same.
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I see grown men tweeting about how ‘CS2 is so bad!!’
YOURE AN ADULT
ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME
When I was your age, I was deployed in the Middle East.
What happened to men?
I was dishonourably discharged after my actions in a small desert town on the 9th of feb, ‘97.
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Empire when I reject the $800/month job offer
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@thelawshorts
the ideal scenario is the middle, not being in a giga dense city but also not being out the middle of nowhere. you wanna have a nice house in a smaller town but still have modern infrastructure available
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Snake milking deadlock & CS2
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The CRIM x Hemorrhoids drop, as many know, will only have FIVE shirts available globally.
I'm giving away one
to enter, simply retweet + like this.
You have seven days.
Good luck.
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I'm looking to hire a talented designer to help me with personal & business work
I need someone who
- Can work long hours
- Is actually talented and doesn't regurgitate the same designs
- Can do both UI/UX and graphics
$500 bonus to anyone who refers a goat
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@0hnepixel
Sites post this crap because people interact with it & it converts, if you want it to stop just start muting all the sites & kill the impressions
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@NotSoEvilShaman
Imagine being born a woman in india at the bottom of the caste system
Life on ultra high difficulty.
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I just had a brilliant idea
Gambling sites are missing out on over 25% of potential customers by not offering service to under 18s.
Hear me out - a casino for ONLY underage users.
This idea will propel crim enterprises from a 3 figure to 15 figure kingdom.
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@entrapranure
The matrix doesn't want you to know this.
So take me seriously when I say this.
But try mix them.
You'll be amazed.
I can already hear them knocking, do what you will with this info.
Goodbye.
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@greentexts_bot
This would be funny except both 'basic chicks' are figments of anons imagination ( he is schizophrenic )
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Nothing like the feeling of beating up homeless people on your way home.
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I’m looking to contract some work to a developer and designer in the comm
Two people, not someone who does both
If you’re ready to work quickly and be paid for it contact me on discord igncrim
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"Oh my god bro did you hear about celebrity xx did yyy??!?!?"
"NO way!! That's so interesting!!"
Fucking NPCs
all you should be caring about is what MATTERS
JOFA
THE CAMO
Study Stickhands
Study the vision
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@xavierjp__
England is like that because of mass immigration partly, more people but lower gdp per capita results in a lower standard of living on an individual level
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Most sites have 'empl*yees'.
And they wonder why they're failing..
Youre paying MONEY to your stupid retard employees to do WAGEY jobs
@CSGOEmpire
has the greatest weapon of them all..
Chinese slave.
Paid Nothing
Works the hardest.
There's a reason CSGOEmpire will come out
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Twitter's search feature is so FUCKING SHIT. You can literally look up the NAME of someone you follow but instead it'll serve you a random guy from guatemala who happens to have that name too
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One time I sent someone crypto, or so I thought
Turned out i had sent it to the wrong address
Just by chance, it was my deposit addy on a gambling site.
This was a sign.
I gambled it all, and I lost it all within minutes.
Few understand the metaphor behind this.
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@royce_dupont
Order the most potent fish.
Eat it all.
Kiss her on the lips as client watches.
Ask to go to the toilet, leave and move to Mexico.
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@GrimzYoutube
@VIILines
@Sebknowsbest
Tell sebknowsbest to unblock me,
Just kidding I don't care about that meth addict.
Kind regards,
Crim Enterprises LLC
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My social media team has alerted me that KILLIAN, the owner of HypeDrop & stealer of Sticky Hand's house has blocked me.
This was a mistake.
You can mess with CSGOEmpire, but not Crim Enterprises.
I am currently assembling my team to discuss our next move.
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Glad to see
@variancewarren
and
@HobbesHD
putting the beef aside to become friends. Truly heartwarming.
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BREAKING: CSGORoll is currently down due to internal server errors, our insider has given us a look at why this might be happening..
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If you don't believe this
Go onto a big streamers stream where they win multi 6 figs or 7 figs ( fake balance obviously )
Notice how their reactions are so emotionless.
"Wow I just won 5 houses. Yay."
NGMI
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Ban wave has actually started and ended.
It's being alleged that
@GamdomHowly
is behind these accounts, with his personal account being banned.
ANOTHER BAN WAVE HAS STARTED!
In only 5 minutes over $500,000 of skins have been removed from the economy.
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@AkkadSecretary
When you hire from the third world you have to accept risks that come with that ( lower quality, less trust )
Skill issue on this guys part
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