*An employee walks into his boss’s office* Employee: “I’d like a raise, sir.” Boss: “Go on.” Employee: “I’ve been the top performing salesman at our company for three years. I’m the first one in ever morning and the last one—” Boss: “Done.” Employee: “Really?” Boss: “On one condition.” Employee: “Anything.” Boss: “You tell my family I loved them.” *Boss pulls out a gun and starts loading it* Employee: “Jesus Christ! What’re you doing?!” Boss: “If I give you this raise, it’ll come out of my paycheck, which means I won’t be able to support my family, and I can’t live with that.” *Boss presses gun to his own temple* Employee: “Mr. du Pont! Please! Stop!” Boss: “Thanks for all your hard work, Steven. You were one of the good ones.” Employee: “I don’t need the raise! Please just put the gun down.” For more on employee management techniques, tune into my seminar on May 22nd @ 11pm EST.

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