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Music teacher, Queer, mom, wife, poly. This is Stan Twitter™️ at 40. she/her. #BlackLivesMatter

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If Roman was in a securely attached relationship with Gerri, he would become Gomez fucking Addams thank you I will be taking no questions at this time.
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@mattxiv The Venn Diagram of people taking their toddlers and preschoolers to Hooters and the people saying that Drag shows are grooming is a circle.
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@ZachWLambert This is exactly why I love middle school kids. They get such a bad rap, but they’re trying to learn how to be people. And I don’t mean they don’t need consequences, but the “bad kids” are still kids who need love, and I wish more people would remember that.
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Conservative Christians are BY FAR collectively the rudest people on this website and in general the rudest people I’ve met in person. They have no concept of boundaries, humility, or kindness. They are as far from Christ as you can can get.
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@AskeBay @lindseyedixon The whole problem here is that y’all don’t have real people looking at things, KIM.
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@SwearingsCaring Infants are not “trying to get attention,” they’re getting their needs met in a developmentally appropriate way. I tried “cry it out” ONE TIME, and never again. 13 years old, and my baby knows I’m here when they need me. Always.
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@vulture Challenge: hire someone to write about fanfiction that actually reads it, writes it, and participates in fandom.
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@pattyisright @RipSkiddly2 @piper4missouri If you waited until 12, your kids knew way before that already from other kids.
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@kira_thurman I’m so glad I came across this thread and your account!! I’m a music teacher, and I love teaching history to my kids. Orchestra has been my focus the last few years, & I’m so thankful for you sharing your expertise so I can teach my kids about these great musicians ☺️
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@maryannthorpes Is this actually Brian Cox dancing to Lil Kim??!
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@t_tsvet @k8mcm @radicavaqueen As a Prof. #2 , this is a shit take. YOU were able to hack it, but for every one kid that can hack it under those circumstances, there are at least 5 who can’t. I might not even be here now if it weren’t for all the #2 ’s that gave enough of a shit to see me as a human in pain.
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Dude, people with mental health issues aren’t watching *new* shows. We watch the same old ones over and over again so that we can dissociate from reality. Like are you new here?
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Roman Roy, we are FIGHTING. But also, I love you, hydrate, go to therapy and start trying to PROCESS YOUR GRIEF before it eats you alive.
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@ireadforaliving Thank you for saying this. Basically, it seems like no one believes his dad could possibly be abusive.
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@mdjsoft @citazworld This did not happen.
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@BrotiGupta This is one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, hands down.
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@rcsprouljr You know what causes unbearable pain and emptiness? The damaging judgement the conservative evangelical church has wrought upon people of color, women, single moms, divorced people, lgbtq+ people, mentally ill people, addicts, & pretty much anyone who isn’t a Christian for years.
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@TrevorSheatz Young men, stay in your lane and stop telling women what to do with their lives and find something meaningful to do with yours. Young women, do whatever the hell you want with your life, and don’t let anyone dictate your destiny. Non-binary folx, keep being amazing.
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I don't care if I sound like an old lady. Respect your fandom elders. And I don't mean tolerate abusive or shitty behavior, because that's NEVER ok. But Fandom Olds™️ have been around since dial-up or before & we have seen some shit. You have AO3 because of very dedicated elders.
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do they know?? do they know their fav fics are in fact NOT being written by high schoolers with no life experiences who can barely scramble a coherent essay together but by 30something year olds with degrees and lives and a wide variety of knowledge gained from their living???
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Imagine her being told she has to scan a QR code to order at a restaurant
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@kyliejustine As a music teacher, finding out that someone told any child not to sing is my absolute number one pet peeve. All children can sing. Period.
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@notreallyjcm @DavidBrodyCBN I just want to make sure you understand that I laughed for 5 solid minutes.
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@MerlinPsychSage @iLemmon @ProfessorIsIn She didn’t post a text conversation with his name on it... Jesus. Chauvinist actions have feminist consequences 🤷‍♀️
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@JasonJAnger This is an incredibly elitist and non child-centered approach.
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@remembrancermx Do these people actually know what a baby is?? 👀
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@Illiana_S27 @TrinerScot @jkfecke Yup. My therapist calls it coalition building.
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@ternhavens Karolina’s eyebrows 🤣
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@LLW902 My two-bedroom condo renting ass with a *finally* halfway decent credit score is suddenly feeling much better about my life choices 🤔
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@catherine_cgc @EndOfDaysWoman I am so sorry that your math teacher an asshat. I had an English teacher like yours who always pulled for me. Was there way beyond 7th grade. She’s a big part of the reason I became a teacher, & whenever I see a kid hurting I remember how we always came before her subject matter.
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Mason, I just want you to know that if I ever decide that I might be able to be a Christian again, you will be one of the reasons.
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@smthingsprtual it’s like if everybody had a water buffalo but instead of a water buffalo you had salvation
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@kendallhosseini 100% Kendall is a Theatre Kid™️ with misdirected energy.
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Jesse saying “people don’t change” is bullshit. Look at Gerri… do you think that season 1 Gerri would have EVER thought she would get to a place where someone like Roman had any emotional sway over her? Absolutely not. Those two have fundamentally reorganized each other’s atoms.
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@queeniema52 @SteveWoodsmall @renee3147 I said 4 years ago that he would turn this shot into a dictatorship and everyone called me crazy.
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Give us the 11 hours of Norway footage, Jesse 👀
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The ‘SUCCESSION’ series finale is 90 minutes long. (Source: )
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@WGAWest @netflix This is NOT who you want for a spokesperson, @WGAWest and @netflix . Do better.
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@onepoorsonnet This is why the “Look at you, fitting right in. Just like a camp counselor in my butt when I was 12” thing scares me so much. Because Roman says it with the same air of casualness with which he announces jerking off in Gerri’s bathroom, and we all know how totally true that was!
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Tonight’s outfit 😍
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This is Gerri Kellman’s keychain.
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TGIF y’all
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I have questions about how Kendall knew about “Ger-Bear.” Did they get drunk and Roman poured his heart out??? 👀
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Ken asking if Rome isn't pulling for Gerr-Bear 😞
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Roman Roy had never wanted to grab a woman’s face and kiss her senseless until Gerri Kellman.
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I miss them
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@nocontextroyco You could write a 100 page dissertation on all 3 of her children based on these lines of dialogue alone.
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@chatterbawx2000 @redditships 1) LOL 2) Your handle is AMAZING
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Why is it that whoever writes these articles about fanfic almost always portrays it as this embarrassing curio, rather than an extremely complex part of fandom? Fandom has its own language and culture and by extension so does fanfic. Hire a writer who participates in the culture.
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A peek inside the vast subterranean world of Succession fan fiction
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OMG IT’S MARTYN FROM SUCCESSION. FIRST GERRI, NOW DEBORAH!!!!
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lord help me. they started filming
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This counts, right? Because neither one of their asses is straight.
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if you’re a sapphic and your time in fandom spaces didn’t start with one of those blonde/brunette queerbait ships how does it feel to be sane
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@KLoeffler @ReverendWarnock You are literally the Regina George of the Republican Party. That is *not* a compliment.
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@ask_aubry I bet you anything this man thought that after his wife had the baby, she would be some overcome by Motherhood™️ that she would want to stop working.
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I’m still here
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They both dress like lesbians and I love that for me
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@successtextpost But he needs to be *Connor Roy* at the white lotus.
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*aggressively taps microphone* DO. NOT. TAG. ACTORS. OR. CREATORS. IN. FANFICTION. It’s 20 fucking 22 and I shouldn’t still have to say this FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.
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@nothnghppens
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enough straight rom com fan casts who do you want to see in a queer rom com together
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@seoulofmischief
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actors who don't need actual dialogues to show their emotions because their eyes have it covered for them >>>>>>
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@mattxiv I guess we all know what dance without gays looks like now.
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@TrevorSheatz This is the basis for the theology that demonized my mother for being divorced and a single mom. This is is the basis of the theology of the pastor that said my family wasn’t a real family because there “wasn’t a man in the home.” These views are damaging to many people.
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@johnpavlovitz “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance. If someone wants relogious, the only ones I’ll allow are “Here I Am, Lord,” “Be Thou My Vision,” or “Amazing Grace.” If anyone tries to do “Eagles Wings,” I will reassemble my creamated remains and haunt the person responsible
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Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️
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Two Idiots Playing A Weird Sort Of Sexual And Emotional Chicken
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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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Happy birthday to me!!
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That 1st year after my mom died was a grief-filled blur. I struggled, kiddo struggled more. Both Hacks & Succession & my respective Avadeb & Romangerri peeps helped pull me out of the hole. 2 years later things are better & I’ve made lifelong friends. Thank you @j_smithcameron ♥️
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@Lizzle_McNizzle Oh I’m so glad we made you laugh. I lost my mother not long before I was cast in this show— and I think it saved me.
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Being a lawyer is kinda gay like wdym your job is getting guys off??
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@MattWalshBlog Dude, that “absent father” false flag is old and tired. Y’all been trotting it out since I was a child 30 years ago to shame women like my mother who was cheated on by my narcissist-ass sperm donor. I’m glad he didn’t raise me, and no music artist is responsible for my heathanism
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@racheljwelcher This stance is also exclusionary of queer people living in countries where same sex marriage is not allowed.
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It’s amazing when your faves are also someone you look up to as a person ❤️
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@alison_futoran @MaraWilson @Diane_Keaton Seriously, I used to love Diane Keaton but I no longer stan bc of this whole ordeal. NOPE.
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She ate this up, they’re just jealous
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Not Republicans posting this old pic of Kamala thinking it makes her look bad? I’m confused
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Not one single other human has every paid as much attention to Roman Roy as Gerri Kellman.
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FR tho this is so unhinged because she wouldn’t bother to do this for a single other person.
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@ask_aubry I had a 3 week period after plan b pretty much, so hopefully that cramping is a good sign. Also… I hope someone tells her that her boyfriend is a literal rapist.
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@princekendalll Whoa I missed the dad killing himself thing
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She’s a 10 and she’s J. Smith-Cameron. That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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@AITA_online I love how we all know what this is about and no one has to say.
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@karamellslp I’m queer and no longer a Christian. But when I was a queer Christian, the “traditional marriage” bunch, no matter what stripe, had no grace for me and even less for my trans child. I can’t do the “turn the other cheek” thing when it’s affecting my family’s rights.
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@seanfeucht @michaelwsmith No distancing and barely any masks? How is this showing love for others?
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There is approximately 1 Romangerri writer out of 10 who would rather bang Roman than Gerri
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#Succession star @j_smithcameron shares where we find Gerri in season 4, her favorite episodes of the series, and more.
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The line between disgust and arousal is very fine, my friends
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@successtextpost But he needs to actually play Connor Roy.
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@Lizzle_McNizzle @princekendalll I have a feeling that Noah may have pitted Ewan and Logan against each other. That would explain a lot about Logan’s Hunger Games approach to parenting.
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@dysphoricfxggot I’m a teacher, and if you did this in my class I would personally bring you the lunch of your choice the following day.
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Roman Roy on his way to see his Mommygirlfriend
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Get your bag, Gerri. Obviously I am still a ride or die Romangerri, but as far as canon’s concerned? My girl comes first. I can understand that Roman is spiraling and grieving and love him and also support canon Gerri living her best life and getting her due.
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I will continue to 🤡 with what she said on the SAG red carpet… when the interviewer asked J. if she could see Roman and Gerri making it and she puppy-eye nodded and said “I can, but I don’t write it.” That is canon to me I will be taking no questions at this time.
j: my ex wants me back….they’d probably kiss in a bar….he’s probably thinking about gerri…he got under her skin also j: they’re too odd to be together….he’s not really an ex….i don’t think they could have a relationship omg GIRL just commit to the bit PLS
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Also true of the J. Hive 🤣
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To be clear, I hope Gerri sues the fuck out of Roman & Waystar. Unless there's some very serious groveling, which I doubt we get in canon. I hope girlfriend takes them to the cleaners & gets a private island in New Zealand or a villa in the south of France or Sicily or wherever.
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@patflemming1956 @JackieMStreet @Kmason10 @iLemmon I have a husband and a daughter. And a mother and aunts and uncles and cousins and siblings, and we have a lot of different last names. Names don’t make a family. And for the record, I did take my husband’s last name. But that was *my* choice, because my dad is a dick.
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She killed him with her brain and I will die on that hill.
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"gerri, been sent anything funny lately?"
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@rgay I’ve been an expert on I Love Lucy for 25 years, and you are 100% correct. I stopped the movie to add that line to my list of inaccuracies. I was yelling at my TV. It made no sense at all, like the majority of the film.
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@FunkoPOPsNews @RockOsiris Dude, you’re messing with your own money by not having Gerri. She’s everyone’s favorite.
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“Tonight, PGN has learned that revered media mogul Logan Roy’s last words were ‘I should have listened to Gerri.’ Unpacking that and more at 6:00.’”
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@KristenBell This is extremely poorly timed. And "colorblindness" is erasure of systemic racism. Period. Children can handle the truth. And we do them a disservice the longer we hide the truth.
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@msrachelhollis I spent time this weekend reading about how you appropriated a Maya Angelou quote like it was yours. When @austinchanning called out your BS, you issued a half-assed apology on behalf of your “team” and deleted the original tweet. You owe ACB an immediate personal apology.
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I’m going to see J. in person in less than 2 hours, so please send me all the prayers and good vibes and juju so I don’t make a complete ass of myself if I get to talk to her/asks question at the Q&A/take a pic 🙏
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i once dated a man who got hard from simply making eye contact with me and i really need to find that again
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@j_smithcameron It’s funny how they got everything wrong here except for the fact that you *should* have an Emmy.
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The way that at least half the reason we have Romangerri is bc J. and Kieran failed to be normal about each other for even 5 minutes, ever.
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We know, Gerri, we know
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@Girly_Juice Unfortunately, this is classic toxic monogamy culture.
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