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@txmmybeard
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Why would anyone wear a Bally at a festival and why are security even letting them In
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5 months
Fuse ⚡️
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@txmmybeard
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Honestly what is wrong with not wanting people entering your country illegally ??? Worlds gone fucking bonkers
@YTFC
Yeovil Town FC
4 months
Club Statement | Xenophobic Sticker 📰 Yeovil Town Football Club is aware of a sticker featuring our former logo with the slogan “stop the boats,” which has been spotted in Germany and circulating social media. We want to make it unequivocally clear that Yeovil Town Football
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Wish Guy Fawkes was still about for LDN East
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@txmmybeard
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4 months
Bumping n bumping
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🐸☕️🐸☕️
@Y2SHAF
Shafeeq
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I've had instagram for over 4 years and not once has any photo 'accidentally deleted itself'
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Stussy is a proper fella
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American people have sex with their siblings
@yung_butters
butters
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british people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving
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Fraud. People want a bit of gear. No one wants to be robbed
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@txmmybeard
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9 months
KOKO all night long 🤞
@djchrisstussy
Chris Stussy
9 months
UK TOUR? 👀
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@ManLikeAzaad
Azaad 🍉
11 months
I see some guys on here that look like regular ravers with some extremeeeeely “stop the boats” opinions. It’s a big paradox going to a house rave with your pals amongst so many different walks of life, but on here you can be so narrow minded and ignorant.
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Doesn’t look the type at all
@Wayne57072607
Wayne.
3 years
⛔️BREAKING NEWS⛔️ Former Conservative councillor David Smith has been found guilty of child sex abuse. He has been remanded in custody and will be sentenced on May 16.
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Probably because there isn’t parked cars on either side of the road you 2 wheel mong
@theJeremyVine
Jeremy Vine
1 year
Why can't London drivers overtake with the same grace and consideration that this one in Devon just gave me?
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That’s Corringham town centre 🤣🤣
@_AlfieAFC
alfie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
Arsenal fans need to stop biting every time this fella pipes up and slags us off every 30 seconds, this is literally who people are getting annoyed over 😂😂
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Absolutely not
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
Do English fans want West Ham to win the Europa Conference Final on Wednesday?
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The amount of man who gonna use this as a bally 😂😂😂
@BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed
8 years
Nike is launching a hijab collection that Muslim athletes helped to develop
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He’s jus blowing up balloons for his nans 80th birthday leave him alone ya grass
@TaximanLondon
Marshal utag
1 year
New Cross Road car wash today. While the car gets washed the driver gets wasted on gas. Blatantly and happily staggered into the car and drove off.
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Best place in the fucking world and if u disagree ur a terrorist
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@txmmybeard
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Cycling mikey
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
8 months
Who do you most want to see Anthony Joshua fight next?
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Bollocks. Arsenal fans go thru the most shit
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❄️🌊🔴
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Knight the fella already
@J7healthJaveno
J7healthJaveno
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A brain tumour changed her life ..today Keira got out of “bed” walked then put her coat on 💪🏿❤️💪🏿❤️💪🏿❤️💪🏿❤️💪🏿
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Had naughtier lunch breaks
@chemdawgtweaker
manic crockpot
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Last nights stats
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@KINGY657
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Smartwhip numbers Birmingham pls
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Murdyk is a f2 freestyler geeza ain’t got a clue once he has to make any serious decision
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Someone needs a toot
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The constant brain zaps and nightmares after Ibiza ain’t the one at all 🥴
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Rodders
@J_CartwrightN0T
Jay Cartwright
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Every school has that one teacher who everyone thinks is a pedophile.
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I’d end up eating a sweet
@CitehSab
𝐬𝐚𝐛 🦋
2 years
And this, twitter, is what BT Sport does not show when its a Man City UCL game.
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@FatherLippy Alcohol every single day of the week. The only reason it’s still legal is the huge money the gov make from it
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She’s unbearable the silly fat twat
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Bumming toddlers I reckon ya dirty menace
@Schofe
Phillip Schofield
10 years
family day out, but I have been called into Dumbledore's study! No idea what I did wrong 😉 @wbstudiotour http://t.co/sc0aE2UZBJ
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@raws_scholesy14 @FatherLippy Robbery on anyone of any type is worse then selling drugs. Ur literally taking what ain’t urs, rather then grafting and providing something people want anyway and will get elsewhere even if u don’t
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Coulda been on the pitch doing rainbow flicks
Wait why is Aguero posted up with OFB hahahaha
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@txmmybeard
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Cycling mikey 🤞
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KOKO 🏆
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Rivalries aside I truly hope he never plays football again
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Paul O Keefe
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James Maddison has suffered from an ongoing recurring issue in his ankle and it’s now been discovered that the ligaments are damaged. Initial indications suggest a period of anything between 1-3 months recovery.
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As if I never knew about this the whole time I was there
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@txmmybeard
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@reniebell Don’t trust this woman she sold me dodgy tickets for Micheal Buble at the 02
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I can smell the diabetes from here u fat fuck
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6 months
The carbonara ain’t half bad
@RaveFootage
Rave Footage
6 months
Any standout moments from Sunwaves ? 🌅
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So a woman pretending to be a man received sperm from a man pretending to be a woman. And the other parent is pretending to not have a gender at all. Poor kids got no chance 😂😂😂😂
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
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@Jimbasss18 Not much competition by the looks of it lad
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@FrankieRegan your birds lost the plot mate
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Andrew Millard
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Sea wall Stanford le hope, I’ll take ya if u want Laura
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@laura_woodsy
Laura Woods
2 years
Hi 😊 Where are the best beaches in Britain? Like very quiet, hidden gem type ones 🙏🏼 x
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@txmmybeard
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 instead of dealing with kids being murdered left right n centre let’s change the name of railway lines to confuse people
@SadiqKhan
Sadiq Khan
9 months
NEW: For the first time ever, our six London Overground lines are each getting a new name and colour. Read more about the inspiration and meaning behind each new name ⬇️
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Adam lallana has lost the plot
@noncepocalypse
noncepocalypse | www.nonce.tv
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Never back the 12:30. Unless it’s Tottenham bottling it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Fuse 🐝
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Ali g has lost the plot
@TalkTV
Talk
2 years
Just Stop Oil activist Jane has scaled an M25 gantry despite being visually impaired and scared of heights. "I'm terrified! But I'm doing this because I'm more terrified if we don't stop new oil and gas. We're on the brink of climate catastrophe!"
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678 - 999 - 8212 if u kno u kno
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@Campage_18 @TWRoberts2001 This rascal scammed my nan for 3 Take That tickets she was mortified
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I need to get some gear in my arse for beefa as well
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JJ is up there
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Thank god. Disgusting things killing my people. Hate em
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
BREAKING: Nitrous oxide to be categorised as class C drug
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R9 has fell off
@F_Mac14
Frankie
1 year
That tastes like JD 😂
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Tony Adams son I reckon
@GNev2
Gary Neville
1 year
😂😂😂
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@jimmbass18 Personality and being a good Christian >>>>>
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@DMoynihan_ Looking healthier then the snaps I see Denzo
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Litetally half a pint
@globalhlthtwit
Anthony Costello
2 years
Shamima Begum is a British citizen who was brainwashed and trafficked as a fifteen year old to Syria. She lost three children in an Isis ‘marriage’. She should be allowed home, have her citizenship restored and be rehabilitated with her family.
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Declan Rice to arsenal is a done deal. Source: ( @cweb98_ )
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Did shag his brothers mrs tho? 🤣
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ryan Giggs: 963 games, 0 red cards 🇪🇸 Raul: 932 games, 0 red cards 🇫🇷 Karim Benzema: 863 games, 0 red cards 🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta: 840 games, 0 red cards 🇩🇪 Philipp Lahm: 652 games, 0 red cards 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gary Lineker: 647 games, 0 red cards Respect. 🙌👏
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Knight him immediately
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@txmmybeard
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We’re quite good at football
@Arsenal
Arsenal
9 months
A five-star performance 🤩
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@txmmybeard
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10 months
Sitting under the heater at Stanford station all night
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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PDC World Championship finalist 😱 What were you doing at 16? 😅
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🤣🤣🤣 imagine that beer fear
@Mason__drfc
Mason🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Fuck a drive thru, me and the homies hate drive thrus
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@CartzFx
CartzT30
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Last night was eventful to say the least 💀 #ibiza #ibizarocks #benhemsley
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@LouieHornsby Fella on the lefts hair looks like a Viennese swirl
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@case1497_ Cheers mate the Mrs and kids are gonna love that 5 star all inclusive.
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Rah
@Y2SHAF
Shafeeq
9 years
If you piss your girl off she'll tell u goodnight at 3pm
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Trying to text when ur phones like this is actually an extreme sport
@Aaronk390
A-A Ron
6 years
Best feeling whilst in the middle of the rave
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3 pints
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ITV got rid of one pedo jus to go get another 3
@JoeYids
Joe
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A little behind the scenes glimpse for you lot. Enjoy
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Popular TikToker ALLEGEDLY receiving tax payer money to not work due to social anxiety He makes videos dancing in public and doing things someone without social anxiety would never do This is what your taxes are paying for. The system is so broken. People hate him for it
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Whatever happened to these legends?
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@LouieHornsby Didn’t know @FrankieRegan was a toon
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What the fuck am I doing in shitty Stanford le hope 😖😖
@MichaelBibi1
Michael Bibi
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one life, live it.
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@GKingN17 @RaveFootage Thought it would of been Sonny Fodera David Guetta and Calvin Harris tbf
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Always rated Havertz. What a player. Super Mik Arteta has done it again the genius
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@Willwindsor84 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin el
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Airport outfit sorted
@DomLip94
Dominic Lipscombe
1 year
Cant even begin to explain why this is a bad idea
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A dad
@AdeolaPatronne
ADEOLA PATRONNE.
5 years
Kylie Jenner actually has it all?? What doesn’t she have at this point 😶
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JJ 🐐
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#TodayKidsWillNeverKnow when Sam Custus tried to legalize weed http://t.co/2FxLXgf3QQ
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Where’s the PPE. Disgrace
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@PintsBeauty
Pints Of Beauty
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Honest opinions on Cruzcampo please...👇🏻
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Society prefer the fake over the real obviously
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Mike posner took a pill in Ibiza and made a top song. Mitch took a pill in Stanford and made it on to my story. Who's really winnings?
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
🚨🟢 Sokratis Papastathopoulos to Betis, here we go! Agreement reached with Greek CB available as free agent. Medical tests booked on Thursday, contract valid until June 2024. Former #AFC accepted final proposal just waiting to get it sealed now.
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