Sorry that guy in room 3 fabric last night that scaled the walkway and was ripping the lights from the ceiling 😭😭😭 wtf was that all about, never seen anything like it 😭
What is the biggest UK BEAST anthem? A mate reckons it's "Hips don't lie" but I'm not having any of that. "Miss independent" is much closer to the mark but I reckon we can do better.
“Sorry to be cheeky mate, I dont smoke when I'm sober but could I nick a roll up please? I'll pay you a quid for it. Oh I can't roll either by the way so you'll have to make it for me”
Shoutout to all the runners this morning 👏 🏃♀️🏃🏃♂️
For those who prefer a more sedate pace, to start the day, feel free to stop and say hello to our early tour who are out on patrol 👋🏻
Hardest pill I had to swallow this year was learning that no matter how good you could be to someone, no matter how much you love them, they can & will turn their back on you & there’s absolutely nothing you can do but suck it up & keep moving forward.
This guy spends his entire day telling hardworking people, (sitting in traffic), that he’s going to report them for using their phone.
What a sad, sad life.