Nitty John
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Connor Mcgreggor off his nut in Ibiza. Guess he isn’t fighting anytime soon 😂😂😂
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Nah imagine if this guy becomes prime minister and you have him shouting your line out 😂😂😂
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Collected these trophies during my travels, does anyone wanna donate so I can grow the collection?
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Couple beans from my museum, if anyone wants to donate, shout me.
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This is the state of cash cow mass market venues outside of London.
Anyone caught wearing a balaclava or snood at an event should be kicked out without warning.
The individual who fatally stabbed the lad in Birmingham was wearing a snood…
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You know society is doomed when people are getting Elf Bars for Xmas
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This is the little rat who was behind the Glastonbury ticket scam, he got off with over £800,000 of peoples money.
Miles Louis De Lisle Hart.
I’d hate to be him right now.
Some very serious people are onto him.
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Just because Reform got a few seats doesn’t mean everyone’s racist lol.
Starmer is a globalist puppet, as is Sunak, people want change.
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Top Boy isn’t accurate… didn’t see one balloon being done throughout the whole series.
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Worst tune that’s ever been played in the history of humanity.
Instant red card.
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Halloween Line Up
Dahmer b2b Ted Bundy
Fisher [44 Hour Set]
Jimmy Saville [Disco Set]
Lizz Truss
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No amount of inflation in the real world will ever change the price of 3 for 100.
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Next time you’re having a piss, count your blessings. There’s someone out there pinging off their nut who’s been trying to piss for like an hour and would give anything to have one.
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Doing a pick up and had to blend it off by going Wakey Wines 😭😭😭😭
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The industry is slowly turning on the dri-fit mafia 👏👏👏
Thank you to everyone following the updated dress code at the venue. We appreciate your co-operation! ❤️
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Another eyewitness account from the fatal stabbing that happened at Crane, Birmingham.
Imagine seeing this on a night out, it would traumatise you.
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@jasdownesx
Imagine the boyfriends weren’t actually there and they only did it because tables were sold out…
That would be genius
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I'm not right-wing or left-wing. Don't feel pressured to pick a side.
I'm against kids learning about transgenders in school.
I'm against the war in Ukraine and the genocide in Gaza.
I'm for deporting riff-raff foreigners from the UK.
I'm for letting genuine refugees enter
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If flights weren’t £500 return I would 1000% be at DC10 tomorrow. We all know what’s gonna gwarn.
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Imagine the scenes if Bibi plays grooves closing on Thursday.
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A silencer for a Smartwhip is probably one of the maddest inventions ever.
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Positive news from Bibi has actually made my day. His first show back is going to go off silly.
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Music On Bucharest will be a motive, lit city, cheap af, he’ll play for like 24 hours and you can go spa after.
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If you think that new Peggy tune is the ‘track of the summer’ you’re actually skunked.
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Doesn’t matter if you don’t rate the guy.
This is out of order.
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Anyone coming to the mansion wearing dri-fit will be declined entry and booked a one way flight back to Studio 338.
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Nitty John’s New Year’s resolutions
1. Quit vaping
2. No packet till April
3. K & Diz only at motives
4. 10k steps or 1 hour gym a day
5. Use earplugs at loud parties
6. Bread moves only
7. Set intentions before nights out
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There’s nothing
@MichaelBibi1
can’t do, I’ve watched his whole come up, saw him become one of the biggest DJ’s in the world, the 🐐 🐐 🐐 he will bounce back 💜💜💜
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People bashing Carola on Twitter, idc, still goated, if you’ve ever heard him at Pacha or Waves you’ll know the levels.
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Romania stays 🐐’d for raving, no gimps, cheap as f**k, certy sound systems, non-stop music.
No brainer really…
£100 for Paradise tickets, £60 for Sunwaves for a 6 day festival, England is nuts 😂😂😂
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Tommy Robinson claims to be a patriot but lives in Tenerife, shills for Israel, and manipulates a largely low IQ, low-income demographic into hating Muslims. He does this to prevent them from objecting to or sympathising with the killing of tens of thousands of innocent children.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Tommy Robinson has been on Israel’s payroll for some time.
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If you owe someone dough, they shouldn’t have to ask you for it.
You should pay it back as soon as possible, if you can’t, communicate with them first.
The way people move when they owe a debt is the easiest way to tell if they have honour or they’re a little rat.
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Ibiza is actually a ghost town.
Hardly any punters in August.
Bare events not sold out.
They even had to pull Afterlife at HI tonight.
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This will be serious.
First festival in Spain to be given a non-stop music lisence.
Sunwaves Spain. Let’s go.
Who’s reaching?
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Throwing an all day private afterparty with a secret line up in a mansion for Music On Bucharest, if you’re going & interested hit the like button.
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When you hear these stories you understand why some London clubs move heavy with their searches.
The bottom line is if something crazy happens, it’s the venues fault, lisence gone.
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Everyone at Warehouse Project would be locked out their camera.
iOS camera lock if you record too much concert footage
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Imagine you had beef with another promotor so you hired 100 of the wettest TikTok ravers to go make videos at their party.
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Birmingham is a shit hole, I’d never set foot in that cesspit unless I was getting paid or laid.
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Man said 3 2CB got seized lmao
Probably blew away in the wind mate
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Imagine being on a fat comedown and this happens…
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Sunwaves Spain is set to become a staple of the global party calendar.
My manager spoke with the big boss, and their plans are next level.
This is exactly what's needed—Ibiza is too busy and overpriced.
Stay tuned for more information. We will also offer discounted tickets &
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Loool people need to stop hating.
I think this is quite jokes.
As long as they’re happy and enjoying life who gives a f**k.
@joshbaker__
I reckon you should give them list.
Saddest thing about this is they’re only doing it in hope he gives them guestlist 🤣 major f*ggots
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Dealer: I’ll be 10 mins
*45 mins later*
Dealer: I’ll be 20 mins max
Me:
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Just seen a video of the fight that happened with lad prior to him being stabbed, he’s being set on by at least five man whilst trying to get away.
Incompetent security guards half heartedly trying to break it up.
The video is too much for me to post on here.
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I swear balloons make you feel like the wisest man in the universe for like 20 seconds.
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Real one
Ride or die
El Chapo’s wife has been freed from prison. When interrogated 2 years ago.. she said she had no idea El Chapo was a drug lord & she never seen him do anything illegal.
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The French don’t take no shit, if the government violates, they’ll tear the place up.
Civilians in the UK are pussies, they could increase the pension age to 80 and all they’d do is tweet about it.
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One regret I have from school is that I should of paid attention during Spanish lessons.
Little did I know I’d be an Ibiza nit all these years later.
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Just got out of rehab after two months of being locked up for 23 hours a day. I’m on a warning so if I get caught drunk I get sent back. Wish me luck 🙏
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You're actually so blind if you can't see Just Stop Oil is an inside job. They're trying to get the public to support passing harsh protest laws.
I'm not saying the donuts sitting in the street are involved in some mad conspiracy, they think they're doing the right thing.
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Sesh is the biggest barrier to success.
Every time i go out and have a heavy one, I just feel like a dopey, 90 IQ, unproductive, degenerate piece of shit for at least a week.
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@BananamanBrady
Who laughed? I just said imagine hearing that on the train after a two day bender when you’re already questioning reality.
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Deserved a beating idc
@MufcDM0
@Jgreeny2222
@oscarsltter
@ForbidenForest
Well I’m in the forbidden forest Facebook group because I was supposed to go and someone put this in, so wasn’t even like he was off his face just got in the face of the security
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Lolol standard end of season ones, Guardia searching people going DC10 and dishing out €600 fines apparently.
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Anyone who doesn’t like Yorkshire puddings is a different level of tapped.
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Here is a sneak peak of the mansion atm, we will be kitting it out, there will be a load of different rooms, chill out areas, nos bar etc etc.
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I actually think shufflers are a jokes addition to the dancefloor, adds character.
There's a difference between TikTok ravers and people cutting shapes, don't get it twisted.
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Gutted I wasn’t at BeeYou last night, heard it booted off differently.
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Sunwaves Spain.
The new motive for Europe.
£65 for five days of non-stop music on a beach, impeccable sound systems, world-class DJ's.
This is exactly what the scene needs, Ibiza has become extortionate.
I have a limited amount of discounted tickets & backstage access
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Doesn’t matter how certy your party is, eventually the TikTok ravers will conquer.
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Imagine actually getting out of bed, travelling for hours, just to go to Parklfie.
Mad.
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Wakey Wines is mocking it, imagine paying £100 for a can of Prime.
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Nitty Records - Bucharest
1 Mansion
3 Floors
Room 1: Mitch & Dafs (all night long)
Room 2: Chill out area with bean bags & DJ
Nos Bar
Smoking Room
This is going to be a madness.
Sign up link >>
Event link >>
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I’d genuinely rather sit in silence and listen to my tinitus than go to a silent disco.
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You’re actually an NPC if you shared that Mr Beast competition.
Imagine thinking you’re going to win $10k out of 20 million people.
All them story shares are worth tens of millions and all he’s doing is giving away $50k 😭😭😭😭😭
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It’s 8:35am at The Villa, Bucharest.
Expect these scenes when we touch down on the 17th November for a party with Pach, Mitch&Dafs and more.
If you know you know…
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New Year’s resolutions don’t count for the first three days of the year.. need to let it simmer.
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I've done a full investigation into this Glastonbury ticket situation, spent hours gathering loads of receipts and accounts of other people.
In my opinion Kai Ibiza is not involved in the business of scamming people. The guy has way too much to lose. I have spoken to him and
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Little rats. Have fun doing a 25 bird.
Two men have today been found guilty of the murder of Cody Fisher, who was stabbed to death on the dancefloor of a Birmingham nightclub on Boxing Day, 2022.
The semi-professional footballer had been on a night out with friends when he was attacked following an ‘insignificant’
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If you film in a nightclub with flash on, you’re actually a Krispy Kreme.
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Kaz Crossley sniffed a line, so what, minor.
Society makes it out to be such a big deal, go Parliament and do a cocaine swab of the toilets, you’ll see what’s good.
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