The Devil
@tweetoftheBeast
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Anyone who retweets this will be given a “free pass” on the worst sin currently in your file.
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I’m going out on a limb here.
I don’t think Will Smith really cares about Fortnite.
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I’ve been denied entry to the Staples Center. Apparently, Jesus was still welcome.
But sure...”people don’t see color anymore.”🥺
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The FBI is searching Jake Paul’s home right now.
Any bets on what they will find?😈
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He just got 23!🥳
Harvey Weinstein’s lawyers say he’ll die behind bars if sentenced to more than five years
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This is so fucked.
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@FreddieGibbs
“Haha. Let’s see how far we can publicly push the self-harmer”
You’re going to Hell.🌋
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I dunno about you...but I think the kid’s remorse is genuine.
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How much could be solved if we brought back legalized duels?
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Nerd City just spent two years researching and editing hundreds of hours of video to show you that Jaystation is a creep, but you think he’s gonna do a video on NFT without learning a little about them first?
Do you guys even watch this channel?
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Hot take:
You’re all gonna get coronavirus eventually. But if you get it right now...you’re gonna get much more medical attention.
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What do you suppose the likelihood of this channel being demonetized will be?🤔
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A scandal involving kids, Ricegum and Jake Paul?
Who could’ve seen such a thing coming...?
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I haven’t listened to it yet, but I hear
@JamesMarriottYT
has a new song out, and it may or may not have been named after Me.
I hear it’s a real banger.
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Hold up! Are you telling Me the only reason they killed Mr. Peanut, was so that they could replace him with a Baby Yoda-Peanut?!!!
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This is so fake.
As if I would ever pay for a BLUE check mark….
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Wait for it....🤘😈
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When are you guys going to get it?
Every time one of you leaks a woman’s nudes, a hundred women decide to NEVER send any.
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I really don’t need anyone to verify Me.
I’d rather see all of YOU verified.🤘
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So I’m happy to announce I was able to twist a few arms at Sony and Disney. Spider-Man will stay in the MCU.
You’re welcome.
Now give Me all the credit.
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Nerd City: We made a video about apples!
Them: You forgot to talk about oranges!
Nerd City: No. That’s a different thing. Maybe, you should make a video about that.🍎🐍
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@ryanaboyd
@seraphicpetal
The Bible didn’t spend enough time developing it’s most interesting and charming character.
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Can we focus on Me for a minute?
I’m having an AMAZING YEAR.
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Our channel just hit a half million subscribers.🍾
You guys are all going to Hell, but there will be a VIP section....🌋
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For the record:
I still haven’t received an official apology from
@STAPLESCenter
I was told My “color” wasn’t allowed.
If it isn’t racism...it’s body shaming.
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I’m still watching footage from yesterday, and I’m thinking...
I’ve seen Walmart employees put up a better defense on Black Friday.
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Notice how Captain America couldn’t be bothered to show up.😒
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2019 is the year I think I’m finally gonna start getting into K-Pop.
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Stop asking Me to make you famous.
I gave you the internet and cell phone cameras.
I also gave you toilet paper.
“The Deal” is that most of you are have to wipe your own asses.🍎
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Bet some of you regret TP’ing your seventh grade English teacher’s house now, huh?
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The proportions are a little off, but most of My features are captured beautifully.😌
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I’m not going to condone it...but I’m also not going to hold it against anyone who does.😈
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One of you ungrateful shits unfollowed Me last night....👿
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“I’m thinking about putting My old band back together....”🤔
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Well, everyone is a winner tonight.
Four more states have voted to legalize recreational marijuana.🤘
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Gus gets it.
wait hold on
if satan punishes bad people in hell doesn't that make satan good?
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@TheTweetOfGod
Okay. But stop taking credit for all My early work. Sex was My idea, and it was for fun.
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Many of you are new followers.
Please be aware I prefer My pronouns capitalized.
It may seem like a small thing to you, but it’s kind of a big “deal” to Me.
It’s about showing respect.🍎
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Give up WHATEVER you want...God doesn’t give a shit if you eat chocolate during Lent. You want to impress His Highness? Instead of giving up Milk Duds for a few weeks, you COULD spend a single afternoon volunteering at a homeless shelter.
But you won’t. Cause you suck.🖤
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Still at the office. I hate this holiday.
The War on Xmas was brutal this year.
I need a break from work.
Answering some of your questions.
Go.
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Someone actually took a piss on the floors of Congress, and the crazy thing is that person, deep down, thought they were doing it out of a sense of patriotism.
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The real brain behind Nerd City’s operation....
*clearly needs a grooming
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@subtopewdiepei
@EpicFunnyName
He had 2.3 million followers.
I have 21K.
You’d think if I were going to buy followers, I’d invest more heavily.
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It’s 2020. Why can’t you buy bags of Skittles in the specific flavor you want yet?
Who the Hell wants “grape?”
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Where else are you going to find such a beautiful Subject?🔥🔥🔥
@nerdcity
@tweetoftheBeast
Thanks for the new vid, literary inspired me to draw again!
#nerdcity
#askthedevil
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Here you go, guys.🎁
Thot Patrol: Lele Pons ⚠️
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Ft.
@maxmoefoe
@anything4views
@realRUSTYCAGE
3D by:
@braininacat
Animation by:
@cynicsnacks
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I wasn’t “fat shaming” the thicker Oreo’s.
I just think the Oreo Thins look healthier.
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Pretty sure this kid would destroy Jake Paul.
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Okay, but why Target?
Wouldn’t it feel better to destroy a Walmart?
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Many of you are new followers. This pleases Me very much. Now spread My Gospel...like and retweet all the 🍎’s I will continue to share. And I might just reward you...someday.🌋
And NEVER EVER forget to capitalize when addressing Me directly. A “d” can anger Me.🐍
-The Devil.
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Sometimes I sleep under your beds so you don’t have to sleep alone.
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Just because I don’t follow you here, it doesn’t mean I’m not still following you somewhere (could be anytime, anywhere) else.😈
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Oh, My little brother died for your sins?🤨
He died for 3 measly days.
That doesn’t even cover your masturbation tab.
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The people who are protesting are not the same people who are looting.
Criminals are opportunists.
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Some of you will never publicly admit I invented the thing you most enjoy doing.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL HEALTHY DOESN’T MEAN YOU AREN’T SPREADING THIS VIRUS!!!
Cover your ugly face.
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Jake has been in less than a handful of exhibition fights, not one of which was a pro boxer, and he’s now claiming he has brain damage.
I don’t doubt it. But I don’t think the two things are connected.
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The same stupid comment every other day, and some of you guys still get Me confused with this pretender? Someone PLEASE explain.
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Today, I punished the guy who designed the Icee straw with the “scoop” at the end. 🌋
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I am personally building a “special place” for the next person that says this is no different than the flu. 🌋
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Ladies, please stop sending Me pictures of your vaginas in My DMs.
If I need to see yours, I’ll ask you nicely.
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LARPing comes with a price....
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MONITOR WHO YOUR KIDS WATCH ON YOUTUBE
Spread the fucking word IRL to the other parents about who the assholes are.
It takes a village people.
And why do I have to be the one to say it?
#JakeandRicegumaregoingtoHell
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So many of you have continued to sin from home.
I couldn’t have more Pride.
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Who cares about Mr. Peanut?
It’s been 25yrs since the tan M&M was tragically gunned down in a drive by shooting? When will we finally see the person responsible brought to Justice?
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Family can be so cruel.
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@ElvisTheAlienTV
Screw that! Take the money, buy yourself some cocaine and hop on a plane to Vegas.
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You guys have to understand.
I really thought I was doing the right thing when I gave you that Apple.
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Yearly Valentine’s Day reminder:
This holiday was originally based on the pagan Feast of the Lupercal. Each year, all the young Roman males would put their name in a bowl, and each young female would draw a name. That would be your friend with benefits for the entire year....🔥
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So yesterday, Rachel Dolezal announces she’s starting an Onlyfans, and today they announce they no longer want to host adult content….🤔
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I have seen thirty companies trying to sell this lamp in the last week. Every single youtuber is going to have this in 2021.
@nerdcity
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Ten years ago, gender reveal parties weren’t even a thing. Now there have been at least two major forest fires caused by them.
People are stupid.
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