A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty; I'm that Jungian thing...
@thomashansen
.bsky.social
The Seven Signs of Ethical Collapse:
· Pressure to maintain numbers
· Fear and silence
· Young 'uns and a larger-than-life CEO
· Weak board
· Conflicts
· Innovation like no other
· Belief that goodness in some areas atones for wrongdoing in others
$TSLAQ
RIP Legend
Memory lane:
Berkshire Hathaway’s then 95 yr old Vice Chairman, legendary Charlie Munger, taking a (chef’s kiss) dig at Tesla securities fraudster & serial con man Elon Musk:
To a beautiful beach on Nantucket
A Musk fan planned to Cybertruck it
He drove onto the strand
And got stuck in the sand
So the owner was forced to say fuck it
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By:
@HelenKennedy
“Buying a car today is an investment into the future. I think the most profound thing is that if you buy a Tesla today, I believe you are buying an appreciating asset – not a depreciating asset.”
Con man Elon Musk, april 2019
#TeslaLemons
#TSLA
$TSLAQ
Missy Cummings
B.S. in Mathematics, M.S. in Space Systems Engineering, and Ph.D. in Systems Engineering.
Naval officer and military pilot from 1988-1999.
Professor Electrical and Computer Engineering & director of the Humans & Autonomy Laboratory.
She knows;-)
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
Another Tesla CyberTruck (Incelinside™ ) is finally returning to its natural habitat, the flatbed tow truck & «Service» Center.
Nature is healing.
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Same day as Norwegian Tesla blog
@Teknisk
claims «Tesla takes automated self driving to next level»
PSA: Tesla FSD Autopilot «technology» is a scam from serial con man Elon Musk!
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@fly4dat
Elon Musk’s use of illicit drugs such as cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, and LSD threatens Tesla Inc.'s business, including by apparently influencing his sometimes erratic behavior online, according to a newly unsealed court filing:
#ElonQ
$TSLAQ
The number of people signing up for ads revenue sharing has exceeded our expectations. We need a bit more time to review everything for the next payout and aim to get all eligible accounts paid as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience!
$TSLAQ
Other Musk promises:
Water for Flint, submarine rescue Thailand, Autopilot FSD, never need another raise, Solar City bailout, $420 funding secured, pedoguy, boring tunnels, $35,000 TM3, AI, neuralink, Bipap, ventilator prod, engineer degree, Mars 2025, Tesla founder…
The story of Musk playing poker with former PayPal cofounder Max Levchin, in which he goes all-in on every hand and keeps re-buying fresh chips until he hits a winning hand, is profoundly reflective of Musk’s broader story:
#ElonQ
$TSLAQ by
@Tweetermeyer
A federal judge plans to deny SpaceX’s challenge to U.S. Air Force contracts awarded to its rivals, writing in a court filing that the Pentagon properly assessed the development of SpaceX CEO Elon Musk’s Starship rocket system as “too risky and expensive.”
"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth."
Tesla securities fraudster, pretengineer, incel front figure and serial con man Elon Musk
#CyberCuck
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20,4% is the average damage frequency recorded for Tesla «cars» in Norway
Every fifth Tesla had an accident (thx autopilot?) in 2018.
Nothing about Tesla is sustainable, besides owners bottomless stupidity.
PSA: If you «think» Tesla & Elon Musk is smart, YOU are NOT!
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More than two dozen companies have filed at least 72 liens against SpaceX in Texas, for non-payment of completed work.
Yet another Musk company that everyone assumes is wildly successful is leaking narrative-violating facts...
Ht
@Tweetermeyer
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Regular reminder:
The Tesla customer & investor list is probably the only thing left worth anything after $TSLAQ.
A list of the world’s most gullible, dewy-eyed, dim-witted, easily exploitable, naïve, susceptible and deceivable targets would be a gold mine for future scammers:
Elon «Water for Flint, sub rescue Thailand, Autopilot FSD, Roadster II, never need another raise, Solar City bailout, $420 funding secured, pedoguy, boring tunnels/bricks, $35k M3, ventilator prod, engineer degree, Moon/Mars 2022, Robotaxi, Tesla founder» Musk lying?
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@danahull
Speaking of lawsuits, here’s a $TSLAQ 🚨scoop for you;-)
«Tesla convicted in Norwegian Conciliation Board - risks paying billions (NOK) to Norwegian electric car owners
Tesla Norway has been sentenced to pay Tesla owners compensation of 136,000 kroner ($16,000) per car»:
Tesla dømt i forliksrådet - risikerer milliardutbetaling til norske elbil-eiere
Tesla har blitt dømt til å betale Tesla-eiere kompensasjon på 136.000 kroner per bil: $TSLAQ 🚨🚨
"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth."
Tesla securities fraudster, pretengineer and serial con man Elon Musk
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
Elon Musk's luck has finally run out
Elon Musk was on a heater.
From 2019 to 2022, it seemed as if every gamble that Musk took was paying off. Tesla was consistently profitable for the first time in its history and its stock soared…: by:
@lopezlinette
Elon Musk spent $44 billion on Twitter more or less so he could prevent Aaron Greenspan from pointing out things like the fact that Tesla is regularly being sued five times a day now.
I am not joking.
Five. Times. A. Day.
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Ht: Aaron Greenspan
Tesla is to cut 10 percent of the workforce in Norway, and now all employees have been offered severance package - regardless of function.
And a lot people want to take the offer: $TSLA $TSLAQ
Elon Musk lies:
Water for Flint, submarine rescue Thailand, Autopilot FSD, never need another raise, Solar City bailout, $420 funding secured, pedoguy, boring tunnels/bricks, $35,000 TM3, neuralink, Bipap, ventilator prod, engineer degree, Mars 2021, Tesla founder etc..
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@stowage_jack
@montana_skeptic
@Tesla
On the one hand it's free to employees and the wife said he was enthusiastic about FSD, but on the other hand I don't think Elon is capable of dishonesty, telling things like they are no matter how much people don't like it is his signature style
Elon Musk has lost his wifes, his kids, +/- 100 billion dollars, his cars, his reputation and his space ships crashed.
It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet…
Ht
@Sunshine910001
#LFG
#ElonQ
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The Grufman Car workshop posted a video on YouTube where they sounded the alarm that Tesla's suspension arms can be life-threatening. Now they have been forced by Tesla lawyers to take the film down from Youtube: $TSLAQ ht
@bayamaya68120
CC:
@Presserom
When I first told my readers about an Austin-made Tesla Model Y with a cracked front casting, the owner had yet to confirm how serious the problem was. It did not take long: apart from using a flashlight and a mechanic pick to show it affected more… $TSLAQ
A lot of people, my self included, say con man Elon Musk isn't a real engineer
But Elon said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer
I stand corrected
A federal judge in San Francisco appears poised to toss a lawsuit brought by fraud boi Elon Musk's X against a nonprofit that found the platform allowed hate speech to spread on the site formely known as Twitter:
#ElonQ
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@bestofdyingtwit
"No Teslas on Swedish soil"
Total stop of unloading Tesla cars in four large Swedish ports, that is the announcement from the Transport Workers' Union. IF Metall will also take further measures if Tesla does not back down: $TSLA $TSLAQ
Approaching bankruptcy for Tesla dealer
It looks bleak for one of the Norway’s largest dealers of used Teslas. - The final nail in the coffin is approaching, says general manager: $TSLA $TSLAQ
«I think the most profound thing is that if you buy a Tesla today, I believe you are buying an appreciating asset – not a depreciating asset.»
Securities fraudster & serial con man Elon Musk, april 2019
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Musk Fanboys Melt Down After Ralph Nader-Founded Car Safety Group Trashes Cybertruck
Tesla fanatics were more than displeased that an organization known for prompting vehicle recalls blasted the truck as "dangerous": $TSLA $TSLAQ
Tesla Deaths Total as of 9.3.2024: 500
Tesla Autopilot* Deaths Count: 42
Fatalities Involving a Tesla Car Fire Count: 83
*Autopilot is a deadly, dangerous, autonowashing scam sold by Tesla and con man Elon Musk
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#ElonQ
A lot of people, my self included, say con man Elon Musk isn't a real engineer
But Elon said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer
I stand corrected
«Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)»
Convicted securities fraudster & serial con man Elon Musk - 07.09.2019
$TSLAQ
"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth."
Tesla securities fraudster, pretengineer, incel front figure and serial con man Elon Musk
#CyberCuck
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@FixorFkit
1. Tesla gets $713 mill in U.S. subsidies per Q.
2. Tesla moves production U.S. to China.
3. Tesla invests $2.1 billion in a Chinese factory.
4. Tesla promises China $320 million in annual tax revenue.
5. If Tesla can't pay, China nabs the factory.
Tesla mechanics in Sweden will walk off the job on October 27 unless the electric carmaker agrees to sign a collective wage agreement, the metalworkers union IF Metall said Wednesday: $TSLA $TSLAQ ht:
@faceforce1
@GabeHoff
Classic Elon «Water for Flint, sub rescue Thailand, Autopilot FSD, Roadster II, never need another raise, Solar City bailout, $420 funding secured, pedoguy, boring tunnels, $35k M3, bipap, ventilator prod, engineer degree, Moon/Mars 2022, Robotaxi, Tesla founder» Musk.
$TSLAQ
Regular reminder:
The Tesla customer & investor list is probably the only thing left worth anything after $TSLAQ.
A list of the world’s most gullible, dewy-eyed, dim-witted, easily exploitable, naïve, susceptible and deceivable targets would be a gold mine for future scammers:
We have just learned that FSD-Beta will not be coming to 🇪🇺 Europe in the foreseeable future, as the regulatory authorities have defined the UNECE regulation in such a way that the system would be practically unusable for users.
That's a downer, but still good to know to set
Sam Bankman-Fried got 25 years for his massive FTX fraud and owes $11 billion in damages. He joins a growing list of tech fraudsters being held to account — and more should join them.
Find out more in the Disconnect Roundup:
‘I paid 100 grand for this car. It should open and close when I tell it to’: Cybercuck says his Tesla Cybertruck’s cover for truck bed stopped working
'Nobody would accept this level of bad quality from a Ford or Honda.'
#Musked
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"Instead, Musk seems to have backed himself into a corner. He’s predicted every year for the last decade that self-driving Teslas were imminent, only to attract mounting regulatory scrutiny by failing to deliver."
Musk is the Elizabeth Holmes of the Automotive World.
Tesla portrays its Cybercuck (Incel Inside®) as an off-roading, towing machine with exceptional range — but is that really the case?
TL;DR: No, it’s useless crap;-)
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If you ignored the reporters and columnists who did the work that's on you - but don't you DARE tell $TSLAQ that nobody provided good info on Elon Musk and his empire before now…
MT
@lorakolodny
#FairWarning
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Huge drop for Tesla in Norway - down to 13th place in the registration statistics
Tesla was close to becoming Norway's most bought «car» brand last year, but so far this year the number of registrations has fallen by 84 percent: $TSLAQ
@elonmusk
When will Summon, Smart Summon, and Autopark be available for Tesla Vision vehicles? I miss those features!
And on the order page it displays that you get them today, when in reality the software update to restore those features on Tesla Vision vehicles isn't out yet.
Tesla Model 3 and Model Y have by far the highest number of complaints among the best-selling cars, including ICE, as shown in the chart below
Toyota's 2023 RAV4, which outsells the Model Y, has 16 complaints, compared to 425 for the 2023 Model Y and 164 for the Model 3
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While researching for this SA article I read through hundreds of complaints that Tesla owners had submitted to NHTSA.
It's a horror story.
No sane person reading those complaints would ever consider buying a Tesla.
Cheetos chips & bags filled with air probably weigh approximately twice as much as lead, so this is impressive if you don’t know anything about trucks, physics or reality.
This condition is more commonly called: being a Tesla fan.
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Anyone not stupid can see Twitter is falling to pieces and is likely to financially crash
Meanwhile,
@elonmusk
is claiming Twitter will be half the world financial system.
He’s either a pathological liar or entirely divorced from reality. Pick one.
"Nine times out of ten it is sheer rubbish".
$TSLAQ professor
@tweetmyinbox
’s warning on pretengineer and serial con man Elon Musk's posts about absolutely anything!
Electric cars have almost 50% higher damage frequency, and the damage is approx. 35% more expensive to repair than ICE cars.
Therefore, the insurance company Protector will increase Collision DamageWaiver (CDW) and liability insurance by 120%: $TSLAQ 🚨🚨
20,4% is the average damage frequency recorded for Tesla «cars» in Norway
Every fifth Tesla had an accident (thx autopilot?) in 2018.
Nothing about Tesla is sustainable, besides owners bottomless stupidity.
PSA: If you «think» Tesla & Elon Musk is smart, YOU are NOT!
$TSLAQ
«I think the most profound thing is that if you buy a Tesla today, I believe you are buying an appreciating asset – not a depreciating asset.»
Tesla securities fraudster, pretengineer and serial con man Elon Musk.
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Ht
@BradMunchen
NHTSA
@NHTSAgov
made Tesla update its software to keep drivers more engaged while
#Autopilot
is active, and apparently the update makes cabin cameras overheat...
Can't wait to see where this goes
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@Tweetermeyer
«Fun» Fact:
When Tesla goes bankrupt, they will end up as the world’s least sustainable & environmentally friendly, highest CO2 per unit, most child/labourintensive, toxic and fire hazardous lemon wrecks in the history of automotive industry & Ponzi scams;-)
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Det er vanskelig å finne et børsnotert selskap som har bidratt mer til å redusere klimagassutslipp enn Tesla
Grønske-gjengen vil selvsagt ha det vekk
"Partileder Arild Hermstad sier det er grunn til å tro at Tesla-aksjene vil synke i verdi i fremtiden, grunnet «korttenkte
Adopting the Twitter handle
@TeslaCharts
, the former Fortune 500 executive began drawing on his Ph.D. in science, and his background as a financial analyst, to share infographics that detailed Musk’s overreach: $TSLAQ via
@markbspiegel
Special good morning to Alex Spiro, who is now facing potential sanctions for "brazenly engaging in unauthorized practice of law" and "astonishingly unprofessional" behavior, in a recently-released deposition of his client Elon Musk:
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@Tweetermeyer
«When using Autopilot or FSD Beta, Tesla tells drivers that they need to pay attention at all times and to be ready to take control at all times.
If drivers are not doing that, they are misusing the system.»
Tesla CEO and serial con man Elon Musk:
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Not to alarm anyone, but a friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese...
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
I'll see myself out.
SpaceX in hot water with NLRB
The U.S. government agency has filed a complaint against the Elon Musk-owned company, alleging SpaceX forced workers to sign illegal confidentiality & non-disparagement agreements as condition of getting severance pay:
#ElonQ
«3 months maybe, 6 months definitely»
No scam is sole and solitary, but is merely a repetition of a fraud which has happened before, and perhaps often...
In other news: Autopilot Full Self Driving FSD as promised «months away» by Tesla con man Elon Musk since 2015:
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How anyone can lack confidence in Tesla con man Elon Musk, is beyond me... Wikipedia says he is an «aircraft engineer», (like Elizabeth Holmes is a doctor) ffs, if you can’t trust Elon or the internet, then who can you really trust?
$TSLAQ?
SN4
CC
@NASA
Tesla Deaths Total as of 23.10.2023:
462
Tesla Autopilot Deaths Count:
42
Total Tesla Fires as of 23.10.2023:
204
Fatalities Involving a Tesla Car Fire Count:
71
by:
@Paul91701736
@icapulet
@ElonBachman
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Elon Musk saved Tesla from ruin by promising self-driving cars. The problem? 700 crashes, 19 deaths and claims of a FAKED promo video. So TOM LEONARD investigates: Is his empire speeding towards disaster?
BREAKING: New Tesla colors are scheduled for release next month:
1. SS Stealth Black
2. Gestapo Brown
3. Apartheid Mine Emerald Green
4. Blood-on-your-hands Bordeaux Red
Thank you Elon von Musk!
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@JamesVictorino2
&
@muck_elon_fusk
"With nearly 195mn followers, Musk is America’s most influential purveyor of disinformation. In total he has made 50 posts since January 1 that have been debunked by independent fact checkers"
#ElonQ
$TSLAQ
"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth."
Tesla securities fraudster, pretengineer, incel front figure and serial con man Elon Musk
#InElonWeRust
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…before Tesla backed down from the project, it had received more than $17 million in federal grants for its Supercharger network.
In fact, the automaker is the biggest winner of the EV push in the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law passed by President Joe Biden…
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