turtlerancher66 NAFO
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Herding turtles since 1966. Bonking vatniks with bonk sticks made from ethically sourced, free range, renewable, organic wood. Or lead pipes. Whatever’s handy.
Texas yall
Joined December 2020
@RufusTSuperfly This is accurate. This is them leaving England and walking over to Normandy.
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@NikkiHaley Yeah, remember when Trumps supporters marched at Charlottesville, chanting “Jews will not replace us”? And Trump said there were “very good people on both sides”? You might want to sit this one out Nikki.
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Cool. Hydrochloric acid? Or sulfuric?.
BREAKING NEWS: A judge has ordered that Alex Jones be dissolved.
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Fella down! In the hospital with a DVT in my left thigh and multiple pulmonary emboli in both lungs. Please send me some memes to cheer me up.
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@harrisonjaime @realMikeLindell @KnowaWasTaken Lindell went after a kid since he thought he could surely match wits with him, and he turned out to be wrong. Knowa for the win.
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@acnewsitics The only time Trump visits Ivana’s grave is when he shanks a ball into the rough and has to go searching for it.
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@StrewthQueen And of course we spent the 70s watching a gender fluid rabbit every Saturday morning
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@BidenHQ @Phylter52 Say what you want about Biden’s age, but since has been elected there have been zero cases of windmill cancer in the US.
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It’s almost 1am and I can’t stop making memes. Somebody help.
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@AdamKinzinger “And then what if there’s a shark that gets inside the tank, and you have to jump out and then you get electrocuted by the little pull along wagon battery? I asked generals, big tall handsome generals, and they replied, with tears in their eyes, ‘we never thought of that’.”.
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@montefisto13 I’m just floored Richard Dreyfus’s is alive. I thought he died ten years ago.
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@mtgreenee Isn't committing adultery breaking one of the ten commandments? It's almost like your faking being a Christian for votes.
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@7Smite4 Many people are saying the MAGAs at the rally, suffering from a lack of food, started eating the dogs and cats of the people of Coachella.
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@GenFlynn Accountability finally came for Trump. Will it be coming for you next? We can only hope.
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@KellDA Fortunately his Mom then gave him a juice box and his Star Wars toys, which distracted him.
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@BidensWins And remember, he only surrounds himself with the best people. And 90% of them won't vote for him.
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Fella recovering! Well, I have my yellow grippy socks and my hospital Stanley cup,so I’m all right. I have. A clot in my left thigh and multiple pulmonary emboli in each lung. The drugs seem to be working, my calf is less swollen and my osats are very good.
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@JDVance1 You’re another spineless sell out. You opposed Trump originally and now here you are.
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The Germans understand exactly who Trump is.
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@mtgreenee Ah yes, the History Channel as a reputable science info source. The same guys who tell you Hitler’s still alive and well and living in Fresno and that aliens built the pyramids.
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@rustyrockets First off, you don’t vote for God by raping his creations. Secondly, you are the living embodiment of my favorite British word, wanker.
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@EricTrump Yeah that must burn seeing how bad your Dad sucks at drawing and exciting a crowd compared to this.
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@igorsushko That’s great news! Russia is almost completely rail dependent for logistics. The shipping situation is getting spicy!.
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@acnewsitics Cheap political theater, his specialty. Unlike doing something that would actually help like reaching out to the deceased man’s widow.
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@littlewhitty @NashIsHere4It I would rather vote Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho than Trump any day.
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@acnewsitics That’s the best picture I’ve seen of Trump yet, he looks way healthier. It must be all the rest he’s been getting in court.
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Ok I’m pretty sure it’s Make Ukraine Great Again, but I’m confused as to what started it.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Videos, emails, bank records, phone recordings, etc. I suspect he has a large and diverse amount of komprimat on Trump and his family.
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@mtgreenee What appeals to you the most about him? His episode promoting flat earth theory? His Sandy Hook denial? Obama turning the frogs gay? So many choices.
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@DrChrisCombs Im betting whatever is leaving that orange trail of smoke is some nasty ass stuff.
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@mtgreenee Question: are you really this stupid or is it just an act? If it’s an act, you’re delivering an Oscar worthy performance.
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@acnewsitics I can hear the MAGAs: “You’re lying! These were people entering the rally, you just ran the video backwards.”.
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@Mollyploofkins Bringing him in as VP will force the White House to lay off the staff barber.
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@mrbenwexler @BadIdeaGuyJohn1 My brain almost melted reading that, but it makes perfect sense.
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@smc429 The MAGAs will crown him as their new hero. Kevin Sorbo and James Woods will be so jealous.
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@RpsAgainstTrump The only way to stop a bad politician with a flame thrower is with a good person in a voting booth.
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@ValentinaForSOS Watched is a strong term. More like, scanned briefly, saw you were a nutcase, and ignored you until the votes were over. Then we celebrated your loss.
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@KamalaHQ Damn. I was going to vote for Kamala, but how could I not vote for Trump after that well thought out and articulated oratory?.
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@ShannonTheDude He shouldn’t be lifting all those weights in that advanced stage of pregnancy.
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@secretsqrl123 So far this war, western tech has shown to be superior. I doubt the air war will prove different. The combined better weapons and Ukrainian superior bravery and motivation will continue to allow them to punch way above their weight.
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@acnewsitics Soon they'll change the story to, "the kid didn't even ask to have their gender changed, but the evil communist school decided for then and did it.".
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