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i am a mouthpiece for someone else. none of these opinions are mine. i only tweet what my masters tell me to tweet.
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I need to know what Richard Dreyfuss said at a jaws screening last night that inspired this email
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@matildae22
@AchingKneeJoint
Going to go to a rave and ask if anyone there is trying to heal from the emotional damage of committing javelin homicide
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@ElPasTexas
Sounds about right but I was really hoping that he just lost it on something more niche. Left handed people, Gypsies, something like that
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@aubreynswitzer
@NGiraffe520
@maloonds
We read it. The lede was still idiotic and that point is proven by how little attention is being paid to it compared to the idiocy of the original tweet. The only saving grace is nobody’s asking burger why tf they’re talking about chefs and the culinary world.
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@rob_bronstein
@Browtweaten
Hi rob, older millennial here. You don’t get to pretend your generation wasn’t largely on the wrong side of this issue for decades. Just cause y’all softened up after renting I now pronounce you chuck and Larry at blockbuster doesn’t get you woke points
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@JenLuvsFitness
@tragicbirdapp
I'd suggest sticking to fitness and sitting this conversation out
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@MarthaAYoung
@repmorgan
To be fair, the most logical explanation is she made this up and never actually had a black friend.
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@Off_Beat_Moons
@DrakeGatsby
I think I saw Amazon or someone just has a category now for 90 minute movies
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@VarawinAshford
@Havokmon
@chrissyteigen
Yeah, I see him too. Unless this is like one of those magic eye paintings and if I stare hard enough, he turns into a sailboat?
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@dajennison
@JustynTyme_
If you’re wondering why nobody wanted you at their cookout this weekend, I think I know
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@Lori_Hoddinott
@erinisaway
I know this is twitter but this is about as shameless a bad faith intentional misreading of intent as it gets on here. Grow up.
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@Chris_dds98
@Snowden
A better way to phrase that is “how did you misread the situation so badly when literally everyone else could see it plain as day”
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@RonbotLawblog
@shadesofgreaves
It would’ve been sorta understanding if she was shooting for Harvard for her kids. The fact that it was USC just makes it sad.
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@TaylorLorenz
Can’t help but notice you taking the position this conspiracy isn’t valid and I must ask: how much is Big Bird paying you?
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@hellolanemoore
There’s a lot going on here but the vibe of the phrase “to get what I want” is the part that really sticks out.
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@AngerInducer87
@hellograndpa
So because he was too weak to enjoy a hobby responsibly it’s an indictment on the millions of people who are more than capable of just play a video game for an hour or two here and there? He can have his opinion. It’s still stupid.
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@JohnRintz
@vickr_s
@LukeMones
Haven’t spoken to a cousin in 13 years because he started seriously dating a girl in New Jersey. Did he have a Jersey wedding? Don’t know, don’t care. All that matters is I didn’t have to go to a Jersey wedding.
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@CCoceans311
@NathanJRobinson
He also saw a lot of the southern states and African Americans react this same way to him then and made no real effort to try and change that from 2016 to 2020.
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@VerucaSaltSh8kr
@vpungs
“This guy’s entire family works for ICE” - someone who finds me critically injured and takes my phone
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@JohnRintz
@vickr_s
@LukeMones
you've gotta identify anyone who might have a destination wedding and cut them out of your life asap. also, stop talking to people who are further than like a 150 mile radius. you don't need that kind of negativity unless they live somewhere that'd be really good to visit
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@vanillatary
i wish i was on the titan submersible because that means i would've had a quick painless death before i ever knew this person existed.
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@gldivittorio
Mushrooms got me through March through May of 2020. I'd highly recommend with one caveat: Be careful of getting accidentally stuck in a time loop. It's a low risk, but it IS a risk.
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@megangailey
Problem: You want to be a dad but hate all the sex required to get to that.
Solution: ^^^^
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@a_b_certlife
@2RBoSi
It’s almost like we’re adults who realize taxes are necessary to have a functioning society with infrastructure and resources?
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@jessesingal
Everyday of my life I’m going to remember you’re the guy who thought the attack helicopter was real and not a reference to the long running tired conservative joke.
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@Carpboy823
@kfdmnews
I only count 18 in the photo so that’s probably why there’s 3-5 minute window for the other 12-32 feral hogs who might be running behind
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@Clayburn
@Chadwick_Moore
I like how you cherry pick this one guy when thousands of people are dunking on you equally....
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@BadLegalTakes
This is a rare one that manages to get almost everything wrong. It starts with thinking people under 25 watch news on tv and ends on attributing a mid 90s dawn of the internet rule to Obama. At no point is it slams or correct in between
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@femaleredhead
@ackisu89
Fwiw, most of us tune out whatever it is. I’m a nerd not a fucking cop.
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@ICooperAuthor
In lieu of working hard, dose your boss with acid and have you and your coworkers pretend to be ghosts at the holiday office party.
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@silicondove
@moose_ul_man
@RegimeTwink
@Zalinium234
yeah, i think people really underestimate how not a bad thing that GMOs are.
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@Klocknernator
@S0lldus1
Feeling blessed that Jared Leto gets another day on this earth to give us his terrible art!
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@JackWaltimore
Also, it's not a Christmas song....like at all. Real lowest common denominator word association got it on Holiday playlists but the song has nothing to do with the holidays
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@AngerInducer87
@hellograndpa
Like, his entire career is the embodiment of the premise “let people enjoy things even if you think it’s stupid”, he should not be in a position to shit on others because he had no self discipline.
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@DoofEvil
@headfallsoff
Idk, the reason the prequels got a warmer reception later is because Disney came out with something worse that made people realize “ok, maybe the prequels weren’t *that* bad”
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@PrestonDisney
@stoolpresidente
@celtics
@sixers
Surprisingly, nobody in New England cares about their token regular season upset once a year.
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@MoeWanchuk
@wyattfair
I like to believe they brought the chili dog from home to the tastee freeze. They stopped selling em to Jack after they saw the way he eats them.
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@shodrewshirley
@Chron_MattYoung
Arm straight up, Mookie not having made contact with the wall. Glove already closed cause his guy punched it closed. Case closed
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@WindowIsntOpen
@NickiJhabvala
Imagine reading what he wrote and not getting the point clearly being "Hey, build something that isn't going to break so people don't get hurt"
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@BoIeman
@Talyrath
@ChiefDavidRoddy
The problem is that’s four people and the problem goes a lot deeper and across a lot of departments. Two things will ultimately effect change: prosecuting this shit and departments drawing a line in the sand and rooting out the people that’d do this before they kill someone.
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@kleenaechs
@jhedelstein
I assumed the discourse is a sunk costs thing to justify the time spent reading it?
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@stixbradley
@AlbertBreer
Dunno how much you’ve looked at the news in the last 15 hours or so, but I’d like to bet the under please.
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@alicewetterlund
At this point, I’m gonna just assume every dude is a creep and be pleasantly surprised if I find out they don’t
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@Socksandoxfords
@EBBMpodcast
@SophRossss
It seems like a tabloid is taking the worst possible pull quote of an hour long interview and then this screenshot is doing an even more extreme version of that and the whole body of what he said isn't really that bad.
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@Joebro98564508
@ImNotOwned
Holding up your phone to film a stranger trying to do their job is rude and shitty.
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@JOEL9ONE
There’s a better case to be made that the vaccine prevents concussions and CTE (which I just made up) than there is for any of the anti vaccine reasons I’ve heard in the last six months
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@alienlii
@FlyerDie
@drewmckevitt
You must’ve not read the part where he said “literally every indoor space”. Like, smoking on airplanes was a thing I vividly remember seeing.
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@delmoi
@kenklippenstein
Because that article does a terrible job explaining you’re far less likely to contract the virus in the first place if you’re vaccinated. Ah unvaccinated person is about 8x more likely to get infected with equal exposure. The solution has always been and always will be vaccines
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@sftechworker
@Ash_Undead
@kenklippenstein
Is it hard to intentionally miss the point? Like, it seems like you have to work to actually be that obtuse.....
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@DanaSchwartzzz
Jake Gyllenhaal was behind me in line for coffee once in Boston. I was hungover and basically said hello like he was some dude from high school who’s name I’d forgotten.
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US passing one million COVID deaths has been announced so many different times that it feels like that girl you know who says “it’s my birthday month”
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@steven_wheat
@ned_zeppelin_iv
@FBI
@CIA
@ATFHQ
@USPS
@ColumbusPolice
@DonaldJTrumpJr
I just used my magic liberal powers to shadow ban your snitch tag efforts. Also, the CIA is on our side. Deep state
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@fgge55
@jamienapier77
@HelloCullen
@GraceSpelman
I think the point is maybe don’t praise the brand like they saved the world?
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@michaelFhurley
Still wouldn’t be surprised to learn Cora didn’t even ask him to get up or go into game but was just too scared to tell him someone else was getting ball.
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@coolmatthew213_
@mercedesbnkss
Earth Day Daniel Bryan was good too. As was the Brock/Seth stuff.
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@Josh_More
@gldivittorio
Too small too. Our only hope is us trying to send a much larger boat in to wedge it out and then it gets stuck and then we just keep sending them in, one after the other
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@usedwigs
@emmabarrie
Idk i thought it was a fun reminder of a thing that’s impossible to explain to people who weren’t alive for it while simultaneously serving as a weird allegory for NFTs
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