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America’s Step Dad

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If Jesus has SB commercial money he needs to pay taxes
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@AP_Images @jacquelinelarma We have a radical christian problem in America.
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Aaron Rodgers still fighting in the Vax wars like that Japanese Soldier who hid in the Jungle for 30 years after WWII.
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@megw519 @AP_Images @jacquelinelarma This is crazy christians marrying their guns before they fuck them as god has decreed.
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@MattWalshBlog his life is still easier than it would be for his black neighbors in this situation.
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@JuventusFCWomen please explain in detail what it was meant to convey then.
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@ericmichel @lawhawk Erik I'm a reporter from Fox News can I use this picture in a story I'm working on?
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@JustinVerlander thanks for the wifi password. Good looking out.
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Practicing running away from a school shooter
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The Austin Police Department’s “Chief’s Run” is currently underway. There are 33 new cadets running alongside Asst. Chief of Police & others. They’ll end at the Capitol. @KVUE
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@ramzy @USATODAY @usatodayopinion The Marriott garbage cans deserve better than this.
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This lineup was constructed solely because Kris is tired of hearing Anthony tell him he was the greatest leadoff hitter ever. You can't convince me otherwise.
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Here is today's #Cubs lineup against Pittsburgh. #EverybodyIn Stream on @YouTubeTV :
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I grew up in a small town where we knew to drink water when it’s hot out.
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Jason Aldean suffers from heat stroke in Hartford, runs off stage mid-performance
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@ProFootballTalk yep, that's how sports works.
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We need to know Mike Martz' whereabouts on January 6th.
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Former Super Bowl winning coach Mike Martz told @The33rdTeamFB that #Bears QB Justin Fields ”Can't do anything at all.” And on #49ers Trey Lance: “He's not a great passer. Doesn’t have good skills. takes him a long time to set himself and throw the football.”
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@FINALLEVEL classsic Boomer
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@ChrisPalmerNBA I think "stick to sports" finally applies.
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@MattWalshBlog I don't know, I like generals who didn't surrender.
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@ShannonSharpe every time there there is a weird Starbucks cup that isn't christian enough.
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@MikeGianella @ericmichel @lawhawk I'm just a reporter trying to make America great again. My only reward is the truth and stock options
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@ShannonSharpe Tua's whole family moved from Hawaii
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Finally caught something
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Receiver Darnell Mooney missed Bears practice today with an illness.
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@ChattyEmu @gregbrown the quickly backtracking "well that is true..."
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@unheardparent why is your husband thinking about children having sex?
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@BleacherReport yeah, same thing....
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@JasonIsbell it's disgusting, I could barely get through watching it 300 times.
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@JStein_WaPo big deal, Hillary went for a walk in the woods and had a chance to step on a spider, made every effort to avoid it, sadly it was crushed. But the Bernie Bros won't tell you about this.
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@dhookstead Thousands of chickens will be eaten today even though I've had my wisdom teeth out for some time.
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@PFF a pen
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@MeghanMcCain your father used nepotism to get into the naval academy where he finished 894th of 899 students. Iconic!
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@rjasonscales Nobody thought a bunch of white people bidding on a black dude was a bad idea? I wonder which intern will get fired for this.
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@tomwatson I hope she sees this bro
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@aubrey_huff @Reflog_18 this isn't a denial though..hmmm
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@mookietwofus now I'm going to say Mookie Foofus
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@ShannonSharpe Yeezy from Chicago, right?
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@FINALLEVEL is someone making you share this info?
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When the timeline syncs up perfectly.
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@TheManimal18 @Cantguardmike I don't think fans of teams who lost to the Bears get to chime in here.
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@ClayTravis you know who doesn't have to ask this question? People who aren't racist.
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Zero chance they can afford Harper now!
@Reuters
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Walgreens quarterly profit falls 22 percent
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@hollycockerill I think the pants do enough to deter other women tbh
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Bespoke: Bud Light is paying unlikable unpopular dunkable celebs to denounce their products.
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eve6
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Conservatives screaming go woke go broke at bud light as the brand continues to get millions of dollars in free advertising in successive news cycles and viral videos of their logo being missed by machine gun fire at a distance of 20 yards
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@maltyhops lol, I guess he's not aware that their QB just left cause a student called him the N word from the stands.
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@netflix I'm calling Child Protective Services in advance.
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@officialmcafee is this a subscription service I can sign up for?
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Finally had "the talk" with my daughter. She came in this morning and said, "Dad, some boys at school are saying that LeBron is the greatest of all time. Is this true?" Not in this house it isn't.
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@jaketapper Asthma is a real problem that will prevent you from serving, even today just FYI.
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@SkepticNikki when the food's ready we just eat.
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@ThatEricAlper watching star wars and smoking weed, which is very different from tonight where I will be smoking weed and watching The Mandalorian.
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@L0nnyonline @ironghazi @shilohwalker @NRA Lonny, I'm a reporter for Fox News can I use this exchange for an article about adult diapers?
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@NBCSBears are there no ethics in meme'in anymore?
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@Mama_Cram @HawleySports @NewEraCap @WGNNews put the flag in the back and remove the deep dish and I'll buy it today.
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@dannykanell well your team has neither, so.
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@PressSec @POTUS they pay their own airfare?
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@DEADLINE let's be honest, the show had run its course.
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@hannibalburess had to, sorry.
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@so_radhikal just wash your own dishes would be my guess. Hope this helps!
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Just watch the show and move the fuck on, folks.
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#GameofThrones fans petition for HBO to remake season 8 following controversial episode
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@NBCSBears you guys should watch the show before you meme through this
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@roywoodjr between the white lines
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@robdelaney the thing is that every single one of them are using this exact dishonest talking point, almost like it's coordinated.
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The art of the twitter fight: Me: Something I only half believe probably intended to be funny. You: Poking holes in my shitty argument. Me: Now doubling down with research on something I really don't care about . You: RTing with a "Look at this idiot" Me: I will die on this hill!
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@frankandrus @megw519 That’s fucking crazy.
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Since you folks won't stop DM'ing me begging for my predictions here you go: ALE: Don't care ALC: Don't care ALW: Don't care WCs: Don't care; Don't care NLE: Don't care NLC: CHC NLW: Don't care WCs: Don't care; Don't care WS: Cubs in 4 against it doesn't matter.
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Elf with a shelf
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how is this not satire?
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@detroitsports77 @jeimer24C @Cubs man, you pivoted from best city on earth pretty quickly. lol
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@ShannonSharpe they aren't playing at Staples unc, this is the playoffs.
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This has to be the worst thing any of the Glee cast has ever done.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Chris Colfer shares his shrine dedicated to the late Queen Elizabeth II: “Thank you, Your Majesty, for your passionate devotion, unwavering stability, and unprecedented resilience. Your example had a profound effect on a boy eight-thousand miles away. ❤️🇬🇧”
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@covfefedefender @DrRosenRosen19 @GovMikeHuckabee @jdawsey1 thank you Millie for your blind defense of idiots. It's truly appreciated!
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@drnifkin @DanCrenshawTX As usual Dan is only seeing one side of the story.
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@FootballScoop "Excuse me, I've got some checks to cancel."
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This is fucking disgusting. That man is wearing a Packers jacket.
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Polls open in minutes. Here’s a look at the line in Waukesha, the city’s only polling location
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@RushingBaseball "Welcome to planet Earth. A debacle" If that doesn't sum up our current situation exactly I don't know what does.
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@RapSheet Pearl Harbor?
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@DanHellie @nflnetwork Rob Ryan dresses like my old lesbian aunt going out for a night on the town.
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@FINALLEVEL you sound scared, sir.
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@EhmanTannenholz @frankandrus @megw519 you've gotta get her off of cable news.
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@BackToSquare1_ @TheOnion it's got a blue check, sir.
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@CNN Did Anheuser-Busch write this?
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@HawkeyeBrooke @AaronMicron having had boxers I'm just impressed they got him to sit.
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If you find yourself fighting with Brett Taylor, a guy who has busted his ass for over a decade to create a safe community for like-minded baseball fans, and who is beyond all measure a good ally and human being, then maybe YOU'RE the asshole, just a thought.
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@MeLlamoTrevor Your religion rapes children regularly. Focus your energy there.
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@TheOnion 30-50 feral no more.
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@PabloTorre dresses like an old man and a teen girl at the same time. Do you Pablo.
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@jasoninthehouse are you asking people to read it for you and then explain it to you?
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@JacksonKernion you should just log off and ask your dad for more money.
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@TomDogfish @JasonIsbell but not being hospitalized and that's the point.
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@CNN hear me out: Kidapult
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If flipping a grilled cheese is too hard for you, eat cereal.
@todayyearsoldig
Today Years Old
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Life was never meant to be hard. We just made it that way
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IDK, this looks like Trouble to me.
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Outdoor yoga in a dome pop-up coming to Toronto
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@KellyannePolls 100% say you're a lying liar who lies.
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@WorldWideWob I did not know I was following a poor.
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@BrianaWhitney When you elect a libertarian as as mayor.
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@BleacherReport cool, but why is Tom Brady graduating?
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