Dr. Nifkin 2025 Edition🔻🇵🇸🔻
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gynecologist in the streets, obstetrician in the sheets. I’m exactly like Jesus
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Joined November 2010
Beware! Pedophiles are using this symbol to identify each other
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“Who is buying these tents?!”.The enormous modular led screen is organic though.
That is a *very* large screen that the counter demonstrators have brought to the UCLA Gaza Solidarity Encampment.
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*watching a movie with a hostage scene* why aren’t they just blowing up the whole town?.
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She. Should. Pick. Shapiro.
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Looks like the exploding dummy head for a 1983 practical effect in a horror film
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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Democrats: we see you, we hear you . Palestinians: can i say something?. Democrats: no.
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If memory serves, the fast timing of the ambulance part is the first real moment the Simpsons does this and it’s such a staple of the golden era
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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What’s the punishment for homelessness? If your answer is jail then why not just provide housing?.
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Giving funds to someone you are dating - that they didn’t ask for - and that isn’t “charged” for sex is now prostitution?!?. There is a reason they did this to me in a Christmas Eve-Eve report and not in a courtroom of any kind where I could present evidence and challenge
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The ruling class is terrified right now.
A Lakeland, Florida, woman whose medical insurance claims were denied has been arrested after allegedly telling her insurance company, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.”.
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@RollingStone There is no “both sides are bad”. One side is bad and that side is made up of republicans and democrats.
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Found it
what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?.
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RIP Osama Bin Laden. He might have had some bad ideas but he fought the Soviets in the 80s. A war hero is still a war hero even if we disagree on some things.
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@mynameissavage I’m usually pretty nice to people alive and dead who aren’t responsible for the death and suffering of others.
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Ireland is encouraging Hamas to abduct more Jewish babies. Spain is encouraging Hamas to burn more Jewish families. Norway is encouraging Hamas to rape more Jewish women.
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@ch1w33th3d0g I am watching that video thinking of all the “100,000 year old virus frozen in Antarctica revived” articles I’ve read.
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Can’t imagine why advertisers don’t want to advertise here
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I don’t think Ive aged this much in 42 years let alone 10
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Aaron Rodgers, like Brett Favre before him, played 15 years in Green Bay before going to the Jets where one can only assume he’ll eventually send a dick pic and steal welfare money.
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I wonder why Chelsea Clinton hasn't tweeted since july 7th. I wonder what happened that day to keep her from returning.
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@judeinlondon @Beastin25_8 “The internet is forever” - her therapist sleeping on a bed of cash in 2035.
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On the bright side, when twitter dies I’ll have more time to follow my REAL passion, aborting pregnancies of white conservatives.
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My husband is a high school teacher and fails all the conservative students.
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Bill Burr finally says to Bill Maher exactly what I have wanted to say to him for over 20 years
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I feel like the people who have the firing power are the first ones who should have to go.
BREAKING: DNC has reportedly fired approximately two-thirds of its staff since the election.
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I SURE HOPE BEN SHAPIRO doesn’t GET SHOT IN A HOME INVASION.
The entire Left-wing legacy media and virtually every major Democrat in the country smeared traditional conservatives who oppose SSM, drag queen story hour, or transing the kids, blaming them for the Club Q shooting. They are hacks and liars, and they've been exposed as such.
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The germans are dunking on us.
Mit diesem genialen Trick kann man leicht einen Schokoriegel in ein US-amerikanisches Kino schmuggeln!
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@benshapiro Ben is sad that people who use the N word had their acceptance to a private university rescinded. he thinks the private school should take the n-word user in 2019.
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Wow got off my shift after aborting a bunch of MAGA fetuses to a whole lot of notifications.
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I appealed it a few times and was told it violated a different rule every time. Lol. Great algorithms guys.
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@baseballcrank If your kid doesn’t lose a few fingers in a meat packing plant can we really expect them to know the value of buying a home as a means of building equity?.
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@AugustusinT They said to get a ceasefire they had to release hostages. Are you calling them liars too?.
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This was tweeted during the question about the refugee and his baby dying.
BORING!.
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@comer310 @SeattleSunshin1 she mentioned dead americans so i figured I'd start there since dead non-americans probably didn't matter to her.
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candace owens: if hitler stayed in germany to make it great well then fine. Normal people: what the fuck. maga: out of context. illhan omar: some people did something and all muslims are losing civil rights. normal people: very true. maga. some people? something?.
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What’s Jordan peterson gonna do? Cry?.
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