I’m mag! i ostensibly post about yuri, but i often talk personal shit & kink (NSFW!!). i RT a lot.
here’s my list of yuri i’ve read. i have dubious taste, so be forewarned! (it’s a spreadsheet. you can sort it!!)
toxic yuri where the trusted mechanic’s “maintenance” is slowly manipulating the very core of who you are… but the changes are so gradual, and always with good reason, that you don’t realize how much you’ve been changed until you’re literally unable to care anymore.
An iconic fucking scene that sent me down the path toward Yuri Brainrot. I will never forgive them for giving Sulemio almost no fucking screen time in Season 2 :(
It is kinda depressing that there seems to be such a dearth of textual yuri anime out there. Every time I look into something that seems promising, it is just subtext once again. I want to see meaningful lesbian relationships on screen, not just on the page, but no such luck.
@pongorme
anyone fucking MY partner better be a weed smoker.
unless my partner wanted to fuck someone who wasn’t a weed smoker, in which case i would immediately acquiesce.
@Elamimaxima
ADHD is only a problem under a system that has doorways i can walk through. because… actually, idk. i don’t remember what i came here to do.
@yuriPhD
i hate this. intrusive thoughts have no connection with reality in that sense. my partner has intrusive thoughts about hurting animals, but they love animals and would never do that!! ignorant motherfuckers.
i think we should spin a wheel every few weeks to pick the new kink to be mad about. or maybe assemble a committee.
i don’t think breeding kinks have gotten enough shit. can we workshop how this might be problematic? preferably we can also dehumanize those with the kink. lmk!
you will befriend her without realizing that you are the reason her eyes are sad. and even though she knows she’ll probably fail again, she won’t stop trying to save you. you are the light of her life, and you’ll never know it.
>show someone a yuri
>it has an awkward age gap
>them: “isn’t this a little bit uncomfortable?”
>me: “oh yeah, totally, i kinda just ignore that”
>i did not, in fact, “just ignore that”, chat
the teachers at my school cannot ever get they/them pronouns right for the students, it seems. unless the student is binary trans, then they love to use they/them :^)
the thing that’s so frustrating about animanga like Senpai is an Otonoko is that the character is clearly trans. she literally packs up her fem self in a closet at school before heading home (presumably bc she’s not allowed to present fem there) and says, “Goodnight, me.”
REIWA YURI TOURNAMENT 2024
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Throw Away the Suit Together vs. My Girlfriend’s Not Here Today!
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So I never set out to be an "egg cracker" but like I also can't just see people just needlessly suffering and not say anything.
So I want to talk about something I get a lot from trans women struggling with accepting themselves.
"I don't really hate being a guy"
@agenderarcee
subtext yuri, to me, is like being fed a light snack when you’re hungry for a full meal. you can’t deny that the snack is food, of course. but you haven’t had a good meal in too long, so the fact that the snack is the only think around to eat is rather frustrating.
on one hand, a student decided to lash out at me by intentionally misgendering me, which is angering. on the other hand, all the leadership/faculty here have my back, which is honestly kinda heartwarming??
you’d think that this is a spoiler. but no. it’s in literally the first chapter. my fucking god. these bitches gay. good for them. (but somehow they both don’t know it???)
this is like halimede but not absurd enough to be funny, and also somehow more insulting.
OP could’ve just made another unfunny halimede parody account and dumped that there. but no. here we are.