my teacher while playing the birth video announced "now what happens when it goes back in" and proceeded to reverse and play and reverse and play and reverse and play the video effectively youtube pooping it to the disgust of Everyone in the class
[alternate universe where everything is muck, grime, slop, etc]
tv host: breaking ooze. Oozama Bin Laden just did Slime-Eleven in Goo York City. This is a national Trashgedy...
slime themed peter gabriel playing from the radio: I wanna beeee.. 🎺🎺 your sludgehammer
cackling at this guy calling this video freudian. Oh the large pretty torture woman reminds you of parental relationships? huh. Wonder if there was a guy for that,
twitter got too comfy with the "hear me out [image of the most conventionally attractive person ever drawn]" posts so now when a REAL sexyman soldier asks for you to hear her out, you grab your pitchforks...
thing about applejack is that shes just a fucking normal horse. her main goals are eating an apple and walking around a field all her friends can do magic or whatever but thats just a normal fucking horse
in playboy: the mansion for the playstation 2, you can make hugh hefner listen to different genres, including "industrial", and this is how he dances to it
“Bitches love me cuz I’m crazy!!” “Bitches love me cuz I got AFAB pussy!!” “Bitches love me cuz I smoke cigarettes!!” “Bitches love me cuz I have BPD pusy!” “Bitches love me cuz I chase a bag!” “Bitches love me for my mean girl energy!!”
I love you because you are kind.
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Rateyourmusic user ChipmunkGettingTheBestRadiohead: One of the most prolific post rock releases of 1996, the LP "We Hate Middle Eastern People" is a triumph, and as such goes into my list "Objectively Good Music",
Letterboxd user Steven Penis: John Wick more like John Shit
[trying to explain moms to an american] ok . so . so imagine an older woman eating a burger, . Now under,stand tha [i get visibly bricked up ] Ok . Ok . you're okay / . Listen to me
people are responding with actual toppings - let me explain…. This is an American saying, it effectively translates to “what ruins your mood?” Or “what harshes your vibe?” Hope this was helpful! ☺️
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Cow Twitter :
Milkfan93: moooooo . Chewing the Cud today .
alone. 🔒: when will the cows stop telling me I’m gau
ClovenHoofGuy2: Hey Queen can I see your cloven hoof.
scrolled twitter . saw oomfies twink tu,mmy and then a Different oomfies fat oiled up ass. Can you believe some people use this website to argue about guys who died in the 1960s