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👷‍♂️ Superintendent ✍️ Naval Architect 🔧 Marine Engineer

Abu Dhabi
Joined May 2022
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Does this qualify for your Fight Dirty™ campaign, @johnkonrad ? Started working in ship repair when I was 5. I’m 11 here, bald Scottish man is the superintendent of the OSV we were repairing at the time.
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@DaileKelleher We do this. But there is a second step to this hack: if a stranger gets in the middle seat, one of us will swap with them since we would like to sit next to each other. Don’t know why anyone would leave the stranger in the middle.
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@MilkManMSU Literally the worst place on earth, especially in the summer. Don’t believe what anyone tells you. Never ever come here.
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@MitchellRossman @Certinfy Short vs long distance runners are completely different physiologically. Short vs long distance swimmers are about the same. I was a pro sprinter in the national swimming team but I had filled in for teammates in long distance without too much trouble. Not possible in running.
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@SledgeDev Still can’t believe this is an actual job title.
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@Storage_Venture Assert your dominance and move to a house that’s 80 minutes away.
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@ZacksJerryRig Aluminium structures are bound to fail due to their sloping S-N curves. Only a question of when (function of stress & frequency: higher loads, more frequently -> earlier failure). Steel can be designed to never fail as long as stresses remain below the endurance limit.
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@mrelastic1 @DaileKelleher We are frequent fliers and NO ONE has ever rejected the offer but from the replies it seems there are some really petty people who think by remaining in the middle seat they will be "showing us". Fine, stay in the middle. We'll be fine in our window & aisle seats 🤣
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@Shitty_Future I’m your virtual assistant, I can help you with most of your needs. So tell me, what can I help you with today? Sorry, I didn’t catch that, what can I help you with today? Sorry, I didn’t catch that, what can I help you with today? You have exceed your number of attempts. Bye.
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@forthesp0rts @DaileKelleher They can always stay in the middle seat if they really want to. We'll be fine sitting in our assigned window and aisle seats.
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@TaterTotLvr @Eric_Erins @mcmansionhell Not sure if it’s documented or not but it is certainly what I have also observed.
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@Slatzism Imagine having this guy in your class in school
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@simongerman600 @GeoGlobal Pope Francis doesn’t speak Ukrainian.
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@oldbooksguy I visit Moscow at least once a year, usually twice. Tucker probably only saw the area around the Kremlin. Moscow is mostly Khruschevkas (pic 1), Brezhnevkas (pic 2). For the last 30 yrs they have been filling up the rest with modern colorful versions of Brezhnevkas (3rd pic).
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@spignal They are about to find out just as Greeks did: 1) pension contributions aren’t stored in a safe for your to be paid from it 2) today’s pensions is paid from today’s taxes collected from working adults 3) in austerity, pensions & retirement age get hit first Pensions = Ponzi
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@Rothmus Recognizing this difference has been a life-changing event for me. My first instinct is to reply with a solution but then I remember this comic.
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@ahmedshubber25 For that? Yeah, can manage without a drawing. Unfortunately, there’s a lot more to life than basic steel tubes with standard fittings.
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@forthesp0rts @DaileKelleher Why would we need to “suck it up, be a man and sit in the middle seat” if we have selected & been assigned the window & aisle seats?
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@CristianoXtra_ Cristiano definitely had the brighter career, made some smart moves, is more physically dominant, etc. Messi (with his physical inferiority) showed smart, beautiful football with more humility (although he has become more aggressive lately). Both played to their own strengths.
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@mohammadamil66 @gunsnrosesgirl3 “Of?” Which maths operation is “of”?
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@JessFromQueens @DaileKelleher Yeah exactly. Some petty people in the replies think we'll have mental breakdowns if they refuse to swap but honestly, we'll be fine sitting separate and have sometimes remained separate out of choice (for similar reasons as your parents).
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@Dynasty8314 @RpsAgainstTrump “This guy” is @romansharf . He is the owner of @luxurybazaar , doing hundreds of millions in revenue for decades now. I think he will be fine.
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@pvl85 @ZacksJerryRig Because steel is too heavy. Give it enough cycles, they fail. However, since we know the stresses & cycles, we can predict when that will happen & design & plan the inspections/maintenance accordingly That’s why the aviation industry is the leader of condition based maintenance.
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@FXMarti11 @MitchellRossman @Certinfy Yes, I was just replying to the comment about distances. Doing well in multiple styles is not easy but easier than other sports. We all had primary & secondary specializations (mine was freestyle & backstroke, short distance). Together, that gave me at least 4 events in which I
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@centregoals @marca I would put Cucurella at the goal.
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@Cokedupoptions Once spent 4 days writing up a thoroughly researched report with in-depth analysis & calculation. My company then paid 140K to consultants to write the same thing, with less depth & less analysis, in PowerPoint format. Was looked at once & forgotten. My report is still in use.
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@JulieChangRE @ArtWellesley $10K for nanny? And live-in (so doesn’t have any expenses) at that? So the nanny saves 3 times more per month than the family?
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@MaritimeHub That, sir, is a container ship.
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@TheBaddestMitch Like all international tournaments, everyone stays until the very end. Athletes get quite rowdy at the village after they are done with their events. It’s wild.
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@devon_loerop Because when you pay cash it becomes an appreciating asset and you are always right side up, right? 😂
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@The_Real_Fly Why Russia & not USSR? Out of the 27 million Soviet deaths, only 5.7 million were Russians. All the “colonies” were exploited for their people & natural resources and now somehow the glory is all Russia’s… Regarding pogroms, etc. Russia says “That was the USSR, not us.” My
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@gas_biz Whenever I try to give something nice away for free - nobody wants it. When I put a small price tag to it, buyers line up!
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@KnicksMemes As an ex pro swimmer, I can say you need arrogance to win. You also need to hype yourself up before a race. But this is too much. Have seen many showmen get humbled. If they learn, they become great. If not, they get outcast & start falling (isolation affects performance).
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@OzKaterji I’m sure there’s a Saab story to explain the failure of their cars.
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@cataclysam @t3dotgg Like SAP? Every company that I know that uses SAP also uses Excel to bypass SAP.
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@ZojilaAk @historyinmemes Makes you wonder why people kept firing knowing that an end to the hostilities was agreed on…
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@fncischen @levelsio I come from a third world country & can honestly say NYC subways (and Laguardia airport) make me feel more like I’m in a third world country than ACTUALLY being in a third world country.
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@TaraBull808 Please o please, @elonmusk : 1) Allow us to switch between thread & message view. 2) Don’t do attachments like MacOS mail. Attachments always on top, never inline. 3) Create flags with due dates (a la Outlook) which automatically become tasks. 4) Allow normal folders (not tags!)
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@Chillindamos1 But we’ll always have the last 1:41 under the lights!
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@RnaudBertrand USSR did. Not Russia. As you said, SOVIETS. The majority of the fighters, deaths, resources, etc. were from the “colonies”. When you try to give Russia credit for it all, time to ask yourself questions…
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Preparing the next generation of marine engineers! #shipping
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@levelsio Except ChatGPT 4 has become objectively worse lately.
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@Kroening1991 The chair is a bit excessive, I’d say.
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@VincentCrypt46 Can confirm. Turkey has been the go-to destination for anything health related for most people around me for 20+ years. Foreigners can also purchase local health insurance which makes regular visits even more affordable.
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@realEstateTrent Everyone talks a big game until they see their kid being left out.
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@RadarHits When I say pensions are a Ponzi scheme, people treat me like I’m insane.
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@piyade209 *Geminin kalbi
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@ns_whit A life shock: $15K bicycle. Jk, I grew up in a community of overpaid oil & gas expats (with company-paid villas, cars, drivers, maids, schooling) who were running out of things to buy.
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@ShitpostGate I don’t get it, what’s the problem?
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@The4thWayYT None of those fingers are stretched to the maximum.
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@HorrorGorl We pay $5 for half a gallon. Consider yourselves lucky.
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@waybackintimes @historyinmemes And then he realized he doesn’t need to virtue signal frugality and life is a lot more fun when you’re balling out on megayachts.
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@johnkonrad I raised this concern to the advisory board in my freshman year at Michigan &, to their credit, they did bring in a prof who gave some courses on production. There are many (not enough) naval architecture & marine engineer courses but almost none for actual building & repair.
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@mattaparker @JulieChangRE @ArtWellesley There are live-in nannies & live-out nannies. Au pair is a specific term for foreigners who live in & could be nannies, maids, etc. Can’t call a local person an au pair.
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@CyberPunkCortes Starting to look more and more like robot wars.
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@onechancefreedm @GuyDealership @adamvonb @Toyota @Nissan 72-84 months?! I don’t even know how many years that is!
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Beautiful. But only possible on navy ships which can (and usually do) have crew’s accommodation below the main deck.
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As a lover of boxy superstructures...
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@Tim_Oldland For once, the Mansory version of this might be more understated than the original Maybach.
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@llyr_roberts @tobi No. The date is YYYY-MM-DD.
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@MustStopMurad @JajaLiao It has all those. Just because it’s not 1000 years old doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its own art, cuisine, architecture, language, folklore etc. @stephenfry covered US & its culture nicely in his short series. 1st episode here:
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@mhartl @Austen That's how you reserve a table in UAE. Throw your wallet, car key or phone on there. This is easy in a town where everyone is local but what makes UAE special is that it is so safe despite being such a tourist hotspot, inhabited by expats from all walks of life.
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@HeroDividend In UAE, government services charge an "Innovation Fee" and a "Knowledge Fee". I'm surprised startups like Uber/other governments haven't picked up on this.
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@WifeyAlpha So happy I’m not part of this. Completely liquidated, waiting out the storm. Don’t mind missing out on any potential rally. It hurts me more to lose what I have earned than miss out on an opportunity.
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@levelsio You should come back to this post when you have kids.
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@LevettRoblev1 @DaileKelleher It's an optimization strategy. If it works out, great, have a row to ourselves. If not, the two options (swap with the middle & sit together OR remain separate in comfortable seats) are also acceptable.
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@PicturesFoIder Michigan State people shouldn’t be trusted with…well, anything.
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@MichiganNation2 Dear Santa, Please give us more Harbaugh. Thanks.
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I fondly remember my times running tests & experiments at the @UMich towing tank, used for testing ship models for resistance & seakeeping. It was the only remaining engineering facility in Central Campus. Found this photo of the facility from 1905.
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@SarahMakepeace @mohammadamil66 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Doesn’t make sense in this context as multiplication is mentioned in number 4.
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@bludzbytko @simongerman600 @GeoGlobal No. Argentina has approx. 300-470K Ukrainian and/or Ukrainian-descended people. Most of which don’t even speak Ukrainian anymore.
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@historyinmemes My friend was a chief officer onboard Jahre Viking. Due to size & operations, they always had 2 chief officers on duty.
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@PeterSweden7 The answer is Porsche. More than two-thirds of all Porsche cars ever built are still on the road today. They regularly rank very high in dependability ratings by @JDPowerAutos .
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@bludzbytko @simongerman600 @GeoGlobal Nothing about anything I said is Ukrainophobic. Suggesting otherwise is unreasonable.
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@swankywolverine Michigan loves to give me heart attacks at every major game. But still… It’s great, to be, a Michigan Wolverine! #GoBlue
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@Jacobletrashe @MilkManMSU But Ohio is **actually** horrible. Better roads than Michigan, though.
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@WSBChairman I just saved it on my phone for free.
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@brewski77 Super low turn signals at the back is a stupid trend that is straight up dangerous since many drivers can't see them. Rented the previous gen which also had the low turn signals at the back and cars kept honking at me because they thought I was changing without turn signals.
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@anammostarac My last booking was in 2016. Now: 1) costs just as much, if not more than hotel rooms, after all the fees 2) too many misleading photos 3) being a loyalist has no benefits Much rather book a hotel, with all the service, easy transactions & loyalty programs!
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@wander_investor GCC: any qualified worker or investor has easy access without significant barriers. No illegal migration. US: Illegal migration across the border & overstay tolerated/encouraged but legal migration for foreign employees/investors/self sufficient individuals close to impossible.
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@hashjenni YYYY-MM-DD is the master race.
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Dubai has changed so much over the years but one thing that hasn’t changed is its beauty.
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@nntaleb No but I can ask ChatGPT to make some guesses about the demographics that attend this gym based on the frequency of the weights used.
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I must say, in general, I have found that @KONCRETE has managed to find & interview some great personalities who then went on to do @joerogan , @lexfridman and other mainstream podcasts. I always hear it first on @KONCRETE .
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Abu Dhabi is a breath of fresh air in a world of insanity. This is the (spotless) airport at one of the busiest days of the year. Wife & kids are flying alone so I watched how at every step they were given priority & breezed through all the checks, with laughter & smiles.
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@JavierBlas @calvinfroedge Or Dubai is just a much more interesting, accessible and desirable destination. Especially this time of the year.
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@CatrasBFF @ZacksJerryRig You should know how to read the graph & what I wrote, then. Graph & my post don’t say steel doesn’t fail due to fatigue. They say you can design to avoid it as long as the stresses are always below the threshold whereas aluminium doesn’t have a threshold.
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A future woman in #shipping in the making! @WISTAInt
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@riskparty63 Interestingly, @UANI and @claire_jungman have been credited for this work. I wonder if the authorities would have known or taken action without them.
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On Oct 24, 2023, @UANI identified the ARTEMIS III and #Panama -flagged OCEAN HERMANA conducting an illegal STS transfer of #Iranian oil in the Riau Archipelago. Shortly after, Malaysia arrested the vessels, which then refused to cooperate for an inspection. #OOTT #UANIShipping
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@SpeedSportLife Cheap cars shouldn’t have piano black. For more expensive cars, it’s more fitting & can be protected with interior PPF.
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@johnkonrad How do I draw “common sense”?
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And finally - my first #NFT that I have ever owned, given to me for free by @cadenadev for completing their #Ethereum 101 course. Learned some #solidity along the way, worked on my #javascript & got an intro to #Reactjs . via @opensea
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Starting an epic Oman roadtrip today.
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@hashjenni Give speeches & sermons, start a cult or a religion, put my statue, force my kids to bow down to it every time they passed by it - just to name a few.
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Beautiful sky this morning in #AbuDhabi
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@DockYardWall I have always loved how Aivazovsky makes waves look translucent. Ship on Stormy Seas is a classic but I also like the calmness in Barge at the Sea Shore.
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Happy new year! #AbuDhabi
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@Teslaconomics I think my first Volkswagen Polo could’ve done that
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