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@Peter_Shilton @PerthshireMags You could have done with being a bit further to left here, to be honest…
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@ladownsey @TheSpursWatch Why, because you’re more obsessed with what Arsenal are doing than challenging for the Champions League? Ange is a winner, you’re lucky to have him.
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@RichardBuxton_ Didn't see you digging out Tom Davies for spending winter in NYC during a bang average season. However Iwobi chooses to spend his time and money in the closed season is none of our business. Stick to writing about football and not dog-whistle judgments on young black footballers.
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@PA Tell me William’s a Tory without telling me William’s a Tory…
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Nobody hates Everton more than Evertonian’s hate Everton.
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@officialga11 @primevideosport James essentially does the Ozil role. No running, no tracking back, but he has magic in his left foot and can change a game in an instant. 4 goals and 3 assists in 10 games, you managed 1 goal in your final season at the same age👍
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@roythomo Half empty? Attendance: 53,336. Capacity 55,097. Maths not your biggest strength eh?
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@no1lino @mrgeoffpeters If you can’t see the importance of that win for EFC, and why we are all so ecstatic, then football isn’t for you Glenn.
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@Joey7Barton @drolfedoyle Oh dear, you were pretty progressive until you played for Burnley/Rangers.
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@HutchTweeting @ODDSbible They’re including the Charity Shield, yet it’s escaped them that Everton won that ‘trophy’ 9,916 days ago, to the whole tweet is nonsense.
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@HLTCO “They didn’t win it with Lewandowski” - @PaulMerse
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@dustyfinish @LivEchonews You mean like participating in the 1986 European Cup?
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@Telegraph So says the immigrant who’s been plying his trade in Spain for the past 10 years.
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@Everton_Extra He’s defiant; I’ll give him that.
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@talkSPORT The same Jason Cundy who spent his entire career on loan.
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@EvertonArentWe 1 win in 11 games. Forget the ineptitude of the board for a moment, this chancer in the dug-out cannot fix this.
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@snappedlfc Even better 😁
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@Everton_Extra Get our name off that flag. Wools.
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@benattwood22 @SkySportsPL He’s literally head to toe in Dior and Gucci. You’re in no position to judge anyones fashion with those bad stonewashed jeans pal 😆
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Tom Davies left back @thechicoazul 👀
@primevideosport
Amazon Prime Video Sport
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The UEFA Fans' Men's Team of the Year has been announced 🚨 What changes would you make? 🤔
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@MattJFootball Andre Gomes playing like he did at Valencia. Him and Allan were outstanding in the middle of the park and weren’t overran as a 2.
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@mickquinn1089 9 league titles, only 3/92 teams have bettered that. You played for 9 teams and didn’t win a fucking thing.
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@LukeEdwardsTele With all due respect Luke, a Saudi owned, blood-money backed franschise are not the saviours of English football, they’re part of the problem.
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@SOS1878 With all due respect, I’d do the complete opposite of what you told me to do with regards to our next managerial search.
@SOS1878
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Rafa Benitez is a world class tactician. I don’t give a shite what throwaway comment was made in 2006. He will win us a trophy. #EFC
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@banj_CFC @GNev2 Think you’re missing the point. I absolutely love Enzo (most promising youngster in the world imo), but let’s not forget he’s played just 14 games in Europe. The fee is absolutely insane, but hats off to Benfica for yet again exploiting the desperation of the “Super League 6”.
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@bigredwool Shoestring 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Hammer_On_X @footballontnt Because your fanbase needs a reality check.
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@PolPerspective1 @TeleFootball @Tom_Morgs Incorrect. A lot of players (namely Neymar) supported Bolsonaro because he’d promised them tax relief in return.
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@JailedGed That’s some going, considering John Lennon was killed 7 months earlier 👍
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@sidlowe I mean, he’s scored 72 goals in 83 games for Juve.
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@Diktat17 @Telegraph You mean he’s white, don’t you?
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@ALANMYERSMEDIA Probably going to have to win the domestic league, Champions League etc. to hit the £40M mark, so highly doubtful Spurs get more than £20M out of EFC.
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@CR7GOATIN He’s always been a great goalkeeper. The media narrative that had people thinking he was a shit, purely on the back of the VVD challenge, was pathetic. He’s been immense for over 3 seasons now.
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@Gino52483223 @nocontextrichy7 @richarlison97 Why? Cos he‘a ambitious and wants to compete for an Olympic medal?
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@PeterJMacca You got the lottery numbers lad?
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@EoinCoffey4 @ESPNFC 7 assists and 4 goals in 15 games 👍
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@joe_thackray @Everton Dripped in Gucci and Chanel, whilst you’re on the beach dressed like you’re going rock climbing 👍
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@Diktat17 @EnglishScot77 @SkyNews And who the fuck do you think was paying for the billions of quid that helped line the pockets of Tory peers and their fictional PPE companies?
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@MattJFootball He deserves it all and more. Made up for him.
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@Coach_iu @CliveTyldesley They'll win less than 6 seats.
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@ryanw2345 Foden just won his third league title 👍
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@LDmh94 @MetroMayorSteve Unless I’m mistaken, there were no protests when a child was shot in Kirkby last year?
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@barryjb4 @toffeetowninc @Everton Stick to Australian Rules lad. Soccer ball clearly ain’t for you 👍
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@Johnkerrigan187 @richarlison97 @SpursOfficial Don’t be a prick, eh John. Our ownership have failed him (& us) and he’s gone to play in the Champions League. He deserves it.
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@toffee_tower @Everton @hummel1923 You’re literally trying to pass off a mushroom as Prince Ruperts tower in your avi lad, so I wouldn’t worry about it.
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@theesk You’ve spent the past 7 years telling anyone who’d listen that Usmanov was not a secret owner, but in reality he is heavily involved & Everton’s ownership is dodgy as fuck. It’s no coincidence that ‘available funds’ have completely dried up since Russia decided to invade Ukraine.
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@27yearsCampaign You do realise he has to be at Finch Farm for a photoshoot first before an official announcement is made via cub channels? Have a day off with the negativity.
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@_luke1878_ That’s cos he’s looked 35 since he was 18.
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@WatchedToffee @Andy3FC Mina comfortably our best defender on his day. Even at 15 games a season he’s worth keeping around.
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@AdamEFC9 Alcohol is “impure” & gambling a “grave sin” according the the Quran. Gana Gueye had no issue wearing ‘Chang’ or ‘Sportpesa’ on his shirt tho eh.. 👍
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@RaggedTP After the way Schofield & @hollywills crucified Jeremy Corbyn on @thismorning a couple of years back, for suggesting nationalisation of energy companies, nothing surprises me. They’ve helped enable this mess with their one sided to Tory propaganda.
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What’s going on here @CelticFCShop ? 😂😂
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@Everton Is Lampard fit enough to play in the middle?
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@GerardAlba Up $20 since you posted this 👍
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@Rhiad1878 Lampard the type of manager we need to bring these U23's through to the first team.
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@TheMashFactor @StoolFootball That trophy stopped being a proper honour in the early 90s.
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@theesk It’s the third shirt (who cares?) and besides, there’s plenty of information available about the clubs rebranding exercise with @DixonBaxi recently.
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@JohnnyLunny4 @UFCEurope @MeatballMolly He’s 3 fights into his UFC career, hardly gonna go and fight Justin Gaethje.
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@JomzCfc @AIlEverton LGBTQ rights are human rights, nothing political about it you clown.
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@Danward29237729 @Everton 1 win in 10 games. TEN GAMES!!!
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@EvinPaul4 @BeardedGenius Rocks vs rockets, a fair fight eh 👍
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@wood1182 You sure there’s no Barcelona outcast that we can get on a 5 year deal at an inflated price? 😆
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@SteveAd77908633 @NevilleSouthall He’s head to toe in Prada, yet there’s Steve judging whilst rocking the tracky bottom/v-neck /Barbour combo 😂👍
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@PED7 A historic incident, reported 2 days ago. They’re a Laurel and Hardy sketch, they really are.
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The away shirts red sash was at Rafa’s request.
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@Everton__1234 @aIexmoho @AFC_Promise @FabrizioRomano Stop enabling his bigoted views, you mushroom. He’s not welcome back at EFC.
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@Kingles10 Educate yourself on our cities history and you’ll understand the resentment. The majority of our ancestors left Ireland after it had been colonised by the royal family. No tears in Liverpool.
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@irishredrover @RichardBuxton_ ‘A race thing’? He’s clearly generalising like he has with Sterling in the past. Not a peep out of him regarding Glyfi Sigurdsson’s social media activity today though 🤐
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@registarodri @goal Never won a single league title. They’re not.
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@IrishPropaganda 2nd best defence in the league last season. Say what you want about the off-the-field stuff but Everton is the perfect place for him. Jarrad Branthwaite about to become a £70M + player by playing under Dyche.
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@_luke1878_ It’s a rangers top, they’re all disgusting
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@rwilkinson007 Hahahahahahaha!!! Those huns really are the weirdest of bootlickers aren’t they! 🤢
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@jjnesbitt1986 @ryanw2345 Ok then, compare them at 20. Foden at 20; 15 goals, 10 assists, league title, league cup and runner up in the champions league. Gerrard at 20; 10 goals, 7 assists, fa cup, uefa cup. Couldnt lace his boots, my arse 👍
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@ALANMYERSMEDIA So is Palace v Leeds tomorrow.
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No tactical subs before 90 mins is unforgivable. This managers in-game management is shocking.
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@meregreenfields @colinwthompson @27yearsCampaign You can still want better, and think scribbling on ASDA bedsheets is amateurish. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive.
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@owencocoefc @alshadowdancer @EFCT0M An anti-vax blog is not a reliable source of news. Stop peddling dangerous propaganda.
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What's Oumar Niasse up to these days?
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@ElMuchachoEFC @thechicoazul That apostrophe has me firmly back in the #NoToRafa camp tbh.
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@crshell80 @chielinilookout @_pauljoyce 2016/2017 was a great season for him.
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@sisteers I suggest you take a look at how FSG and Standard Chartered make their fortunes 👍
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@HilzFuld @bippidee So says the “Proud Zionist” from his ivory tower in NYC.
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@Jim_Keoghan Not until Moyes wins the UEFA cup in May, will peak Everton truly be reached.
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Get them all gone. Lampard, Moshiri, the board. Give it to Leighton Baines, @badwool9 as his assistant. 4-4-2.
@Everton
Everton
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46' Goal. Ward-Prowse puts Southampton level. 🔵 1-1 🔴 #EVESOU
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@SOS1878 Maybe keep out of managerial suggestions 🤓
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@efcthomarse Tom Davies has played just 5 games this season. He’s not guilty of getting us into any mess.
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@SOS1878 Pipe down hyperbole, didn’t you say we’d win trophies under Benitez?
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@EllBretland Reality check, we'd be 12th without the pints deduction, a huge improvement on the past 4 years. The last 2 managers lose that game heavily.
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@JGForsyth Assuming you’ve not been to an airport in the last 20 years?
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