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La Violette Società 52 Tuesday 26th November. Leaf on Bold St. Man and The Echo Donna McClean Lewis Evans Nico Harmony Tickets:
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One of the greatest lies ever.
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No one's watching Sky while the world cup is on, Geoff. Do what you like.
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Panama coach has just confirmed his starting eleven v England. In a press conference. Is it ok for me to report this?
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Yo @MattHancock , when I was 19, I spent the day drinking and taking drugs with two lads, in a flat, in L4. One robbed spuds and bread from the kwikky because he’d spent all his money on crack. The other repeatedly tried to drink from a lamp. They both made more sense than you.
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The way that last line is delivered. Just glorious.
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Dyche will be gone soon. I honestly think we should go for Klopp. Knows the city. Family settled here. Likes a challenge. We’d be mad not ask.
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Eddie Howe, Eddie Why and Eddie What.
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Slough
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What's something that ISN'T reading, but still FEELS like reading?
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I once messaged Tony Adams and asked if he’d consider talking to a group of men who were currently in rehab. I assumed he’d be very busy or, at a push, do it via Skype. He got a train up, instilled a load of hope in everybody, the headed back down south. No fuss. What a fella.
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I don’t think my family, friends and those reaching out with love know quite what it means to me. Mental health and addiction issues can lead to the darkest of places, and you keep saving my life. Every day. To all of you, that one was for you🙌🏻
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“When there is nobody left to fight. Do not surrender. Offer yourself out” Plato.
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Fewwwwwmin.
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Full lockdown is the only way. Staying at home works. Remember the ‘Stay At Home’ mantra? They changed it to ‘Stay Alert’ because that Cummings twat didn’t stay at home. They fucked it. Changed their whole approach because they couldn’t take responsibility for one entitled prick.
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Should use his mindset to pay it.
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Former SAS: Who Dares Wins frontman Ant Middleton reportedly owes over £1million in tax after his company went bankrupt.
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New podcast: Low performance. People tell us how they’re shit with money, rubbish at DIY, can’t drive, never had a fight, scared of relationships, struggle at their jobs, feel daft most of the time, embarrass themselves daily, unmotivated to get fit, and have no ambition.
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Morning
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6 years
If Everton beat City on Wednesday, surely Silva has to go.
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Fair fucks to the fella. Everton on holiday.
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How come that accent is just perfect for that scenario?
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7 months
The fella passing his blade to the steward. The steward just handed it back to him aswell. Everton.
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big Louie Love how a da screams “oh fuck off ye blert” before he was even in the pitch😭😭
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No
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British Covid for British people!
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Seasons Chaaaaaaange.
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Boy tries to impress girl
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Put Pickford in jail. Seriously. He’d love it. Tell him it’s Centre Parcs. Tunes blerrrrin. Vest on. Living it up with the boys. Few weights. Game of footy. Jam roly poly. MCing in the yard. Straighteners with juiced up Geordies. He’d be in his element. HMP Garth would suit him.
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Very proud of The Boy today. After getting picked on and having to move schools, to getting his autism/aspergers diagnosis...he’s only gone and passed EVERYTHING! What a guy, love him. College life beckons 💙
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About half an hour.
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it takes 30 mintues to cross. what would it take for you to walk this whole bridge
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Met a Kurdish lad in a scran gaff before the game. Ended up taking him in on a spare ticket we had. Told him he’d have to come to every FA Cup tie if we won. He’s game. Meet Razah:
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Got to question the defending.
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4 years
Would you sponsor me to fight every single one the 4000 people in Walton who voted Conservative?
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What a mad decade for shit bands.
@shitbritishpics
Great British Getty Images
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The Enemy (2007)
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What the fuck is this?
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Keir Starmer eats the bag of salad you get with an Indian takeaway.
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The political equivalent of John Terry in full kit and shinnies...
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We did it! Thank you to everyone who campaigned for #HolidaysWithoutHunger 🙌
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Someone called him a scotch egg twat last night.
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Everton are standing firm on Sean Dyche 👇
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3 years
Why would you ban this?
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Fuck that, I'll use my data.
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Pubs just in the middle of residential streets.
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How come every ‘we won’t be told what to do!’ group of people are seemingly obsessed with peadophiles? Why, when talking about a completely different subject, do they always bring it up?
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“What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?!” XL Bully owners are absolutely raging
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She said yes.
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Shame on 4000 people in Walton who voted Conservative.
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“I think there should be a Music of White Origin awards”.
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Hopes for 2023:
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3 years
Give it to Roger Tweedle until the end of the season.
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In the early 00s , there wasn’t a rehab in Liverpool. A residential one opened. For some, that wasn’t practical. Someone had an idea for a 9-5 one, where you could live at home. £’s were a stumbling block. Kenwright donated 25k. Then the rest came in. It’s still there today.
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Just me, digitally signing my first TV writing contract for a top secret project with @HatTrickProd . You may well see it on a screen near you soon.
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5 years
Drugs.
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Mrs Brown's Boys #puregenius
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He’s cracked it. We’ve all been asleep. All hail Sine Missione.
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Imagine telling my 14 year old self - who wrote the words THE STONE ROSES on his school tie in biro - that Ian Brown would block him nearly thirty years later, over me skitting his new jarg leather jacket. Man’s an absolute dickhead.
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Fuckin go on lad.
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Cousin died this morning. Alcoholism. 47 years old. She leaves three sons. If your drinking and drug use has no consequences, carry on enjoying yourself. If there are consequences, to yourself and others, get real and please seek help. There is a way out.
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This lad. Just over 12 months ago... “I was in the army. Fucked on crack and heroin now though. Can you help me? “I hope so. Can you get here tomorrow?” “Er, no, I’ve got a few things on...and I’m skint”. “Cancel your plans and walk here”. “I’m in Birkenhead”
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Garys.
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Han's Tours
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What suggestions do you have that fans can do to improve the atmosphere at Goodison Park?
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2 years
If you attempt to mock, or point score, over the death of 97 fans, you are siding with the very people who tried to cover it up - the police and the government. I get to laugh at my kopite mates over many things, Hillsborough is not one of them. Ever.
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Me Ma is out of hospital. Ambulance brought her into intensive care earlier in the week. Had a really worrying couple of nights then she started to get better. She’s just testing at home now. God bless the NHS.
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I cannot believe what I’m seeing. Spellow library played a huge part in my upbringing. Then again when I needed help as an adult. What the fuck is going on? Rhetorical question. I know exactly what’s going on.
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Spellow Hub on County Road, Liverpool has been set ablaze by rioters in Liverpool. It houses a library, community space and employment advice service.
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The leather shop in central station. Not a single customer in 25 years.
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Name a scam
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It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without… Part 1/2
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Youngsters having a buzz. I’m down there often and it’s always just youngsters having a buzz. Absolutely no need for that dispersal zone thing.
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12 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 12 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this as part of her Uni work:
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Me Da when he was 36 in 1988. Why did everybody look so old in the 80s?
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Here’s my brother, Jaqson. His autism includes selective muteness. He only really talks in front of people he knows well. He did this at me Ma’s wedding yesterday and I’m very proud of him 💜
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Fair.
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Bumped into a lad I know, at the hospital last week. Not seen him for ten years. Ale getting the better of him. He broke down so I just gave him a hug and asked him to ring a phone number if he wanted help. Unbelievably, he did it. He just sent me this tonight. Seven days clean.
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Just been reminded. My brother was born on this day in 1981. He died 3 days later. I’ve no recollection of this, as I was only 1 myself. I often wonder though, what would he have been like and would I still be the hardest brother? Michael Francis Smith would’ve been 40 today.
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When you share a birthday with your autistic kid brother. I know he saved that fiver up aswell. Little beaut.
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What’s gone on here?
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The actual boots Andrei Kanchelskis wore when he slotted two at The Kop.
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13 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 13 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this as part of her Uni work:
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Bumped into this guy earlier. Met him when I worked at @BrinkLiverpool . He was finishing detox and looking to engage in recovery services. He did. Got involved with The Brinks fitness group. Never ran in his life before. Years later, he’s still sober and now running marathons!
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3 years
Goodnight.
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Fair.
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Big Meeks.
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Favourite cheese: Melted.
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Oh no. Mr Gerrard is a basic bitch.
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Just bumped into this cat in Sefton Park. I was in rehab with him 14 years ago. He’s sober, married, living in Leeds and acting in theatres. Had a lot of time for this fella. Made up he’s doing well.
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@ianbrown Knock the weed and YouTube sessions on the head lad, your abar 60.
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If they’re going to sell them as blatantly as that...then it’d be rude not to purchase several. See you next week.
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Called me a puff when I was 9, because I was stood on the hallway line with my hands on my hips when my team were two nil down. Scored a second half hat-trick and stuck two fingers up to him. Me Da was more proud of that than the hat-trick.
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Great to see @IanStJohn1938 dancing at Anfield last night! A true @LFC legend #Liverpool #LFC #Liverpoolfc
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On to the next game. We go again. Fans have been class!
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In order to ‘Fuck The Tories’ you actually have to stop behaving like one.
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What’s your Liverpool opinion that would have you like this?
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Wowsers.
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Happy holidays x
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16years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 16 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this for her Uni work: 1/11
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Martin Keown kicks all four tyres of the car he's thinking about buying.
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I knew Gallagher Snr had slowly developed into everything he once claimed to hate (“We’re here to save you from Phil Collins and Simply Red”). Genuinely didn’t think he’d stoop as low as he has today though. What a shit house.
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Fella in Aldi has got serious fuckin plans.
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Exactly 15 years ago right now, I was trying to kip on me Ma’s couch, wondering how I’d made such a fuckin’ mess of my life, knowing I’d be going to rehab in the morning.
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Scouwze Ma’s.
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Yogen Glock
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Looks great.
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“Are you game if it goes off with the Russians?”
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Not an original ideas but...500 people donate £1 a month. Then give £500 a month to someone in need. Donors can nominate beneficiaries. People on UC/Struggling artists/kids who’ve had their bikes robbed/asylum seekers needing food, clothes etc. No middlemen. Who’d be up for it?
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@_CarltonCole9 Declan Cous Cous
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There are many things to praise about Jimmy McGoverns Time. I’ve only watched one episode so far. Using actors from Liverpool, with actual Liverpool accents (as opposed to telly ones), to play Liverpool parts gives it credibility straight from the off. It’s not rocket science.
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Young Hearts Run Free.
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