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40 something year old with a cat.

Binfield, Berkshire, England
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@MyLordBebo Make's this one look positively sane.
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@historyinmemes I'd argue that we were all more knowledgeable in 1991, but that doesn't take away the fact she was doing this since the mid 80s when it was almost unheard of for someone to have bodily contact with HIV/AIDS patients. This is from 1987.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Is it just me or does the finished 'art' totally suck?
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@jackjonestv I remember you saying he was a nice guy and a good sport after this, never mentioned any of that "don't post this or it'll ruin my career" stuff. Admit it, you had no idea either at the time and now it's all come out you're trying to cash in big time.
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@JustStop_Oil Said it before. I'll retweet it again.
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@JustStop_Oil @EmilyThornberry @UKLabour At this point I wonder if JSO are a psyop funded by Big Oil with the aim to drive support away from a genuine issue. When you read posts like this it beggars belief that someone actually thought it was a good idea.
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@ilyciwyw Tbf some of the campest guys I've ever met have been men of the cloth. The Christian church is just one massive closet.
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@TheKaitster Not sure if he read the articles about there being no C02 scraper to cleanse the oxygen going in. The whole 4 day thing is a stretch because every time someone exhales they're putting C02 out which denigrates the amount of Oxygen they have.
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@Fitzjervis @historyinmemes Not a bad photoshop tbh. Biggie and 2pac have been patched in. 2pacs hands belong to musician Pat Smear who was playing with Nirvana. Photo was taken November 8th 1993.
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@mbnotagain97 Not a single one of them gives a damn about the victims. They're just happy for the excuse to smash stuff up and be racist, then smash some more stuff up. They were seen gathering pre riot at the pub. Nothing like necking a few pints before your peaceful heartfelt protest.
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@flappy_bird Work productivity is about to take a downturn again worldwide. 😂
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@manfightdragon I think he might prefer playing DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
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@InsaneRealitys How the boyfriend imagined himself coming out that door.
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@HumansNoContext I mean 😬 - it's a bit unfair on the current gen, but most of us...
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@growing_daniel I cannot thank you enough for your work on Microsoft Teams. Especially that feature where it hangs on the startup screen and you have to delete all your temporary data including customized backgrounds so they have to be reloaded. It really makes those last minute meetings that
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@aravinth43AK @RealEmirHan I've never watched any Indian cinema but this scene intrigues me. Who's the badass in the elevator and where are they going?
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@NoContextBrits You're still legally allowed to kill a Scottish person if they step foot in York and happen to be carrying a bow and arrow.
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@jk_rowling If it wasn't for Twitter, I would never have discovered that @JamesBlunt and @jk_rowling were so good at roasting members of the public.
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@crazyclipsonly *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here?
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@elliot_mitchell *Extramarital Affair... I must admit the wording is quite funny to me how it skirts those particular words and goes with something that sounds like, "I appear to have come into the possession of a child from outside my marriage - Colour me surprised, lord knows how THAT
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@historyinmemes Completed it mate.
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@CountDankulaTV Ready for the highlife.
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@ElijahSchaffer They're both attractive. I'm not about to start grading one over the other sat here with my beer belly and a gym membership that's not been used for at least 6 months.
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@JustStop_Oil @EmilyThornberry @UKLabour At this point I wonder if JSO are a psyop funded by Big Oil with the aim to drive support away from a genuine issue. When you read posts like this it beggars belief that someone actually thought it was a good idea.
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@TheRealSik @Dexerto I would try and explain why this isn't a good thing to you but am unable to truncate my reasons into a 15 second piece with an accompanying dance.
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@krassenstein January 6th was in their back yard.
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@nocontextfooty For those asking. Chelsea FC manager Carlo Ancelotti enjoys a cigarette whilst relaxing by the pool with a female companion Miami, USA - 27.05.10
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@marionumber4 I don't even know the guy in the bottom left.
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@NoContextBrits Ignore all those American candy shops that have popped up in Oxford Street, Piccadilly Circus and everywhere else in the centre. They're way overpriced and essentially just money laundering fronts for criminals. You're welcome.
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@RealEmirHan Question for the babies mother. "What first attracted you to the multi millionaire Robert De Niro"?
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@metpoliceuk @WorldByWolf So if a police officer posed for a photo with a kid dressed in a KKK outfit?
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@historyinmemes At first glance I thought it was Shawarma kebab meat on a spit and now I'm hungry.
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@NoContextBrits Except on a Sunday..obviously.
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@arianoangelo @DudespostingWs Can someone with more time and video editing skills than me please add the Durex logo at the end with a tag line above it saying "If only you'd used a"
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@Dave_RB82 Quite a funky getup, I'll give her that, the flag, leather jacket, bum bag with assorted jewellery, it's like she's combined Braveheart, Mad Max and Mr T.
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@iamtomskinner @jonburkeUK I got suspended from school for selling pornos too. Small world. My parent's absolutely bollocked me. Years later after my dad died, my mum told me that when the school rang them, my dad found it hilarious!
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@historyinmemes Coolest mf of the bunch
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@Glinner I feel very sorry for Richard getting dragged into this, he did nothing more than state an positive opinion about a book written by a former colleague he worked closely with on a critically acclaimed show that propelled his career. None of this deserves the pile on he's getting.
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@lporiginalg Ironically I can imagine his expression being like this when the door opened.
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@SolaceCinema Mad to think that there was only a 5 year old age gap between him and Kiera Knightly when they shot Love Actually. 13 year old Thomas was closer in age to 18 year old Kiera than anyone else in the main cast.
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@Joey7Barton Hey Joey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
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@benekcj @historyinmemes That was the exact same model my parents bought me here in England back in the early 90s. I instantly became an unstoppable force against every other kid in my street with their puny water pistols. Thank you Lonnie!
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@InternetH0F Another Brit here just thinking "Autumn of Rome?" for way too long. 🇬🇧😂
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@axaul @cnviolations Well of course. The photo taken after she'd killed him might have generated a slightly different impression 😂
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@historyinmemes Back in the pre-internet days when they told Hollywood stars, "Don't worry - nobody in the West will ever see it and they pay LOADS".
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@historyinmemes Queen's aide running to the shop at lightning speed to fetch decaf.
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@historyinmemes How many times did one of them go to the beach and have a confusing interaction with someone who said they had spoken to them the month before. 🤣
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@ringframe Not sure how I feel about this being done to a cat. (Yes I'm a cat owner)
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@itvpresscentre I'm all for positive encouragement for young women to see more female pundits and commentators for the Women's World Cup. But it does seem a tad absurd that only one male is included in the 12 picks. To be frank, the pool of established and highly knowledgeble pundits at the
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@PoliticsMoments I'll be honest. All these Ed Davey stunts have placed him as my favourite party leader to go for a pint with. I've never voted lib dem but I can't help but like the guy.
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@s8n I always thought Joseph was cucked. Didn't even get a piece and then found out none other than God just slid into Mary's DMs whilst he was out working.
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@LondonEconomic Ah yes, Alan, Alan who the f**k is Alan. That old classic from comedian Troy Rubby Clown.
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@amishestrogen I was impressed they spelt 'inconvenience' right after all that.
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@_DHOTYA The intern thought it was his old mate from school, Terry Rest, oh what an unfortunate misunderstanding.
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@NoContextBrits I shed a tear when I think of the brilliance that went into engineering the greatest electrical socket known to mankind. And thanks to the Empire many other countries across Asia and the middle east get to enjoy the benefits of a a safer, more secure way of receiving their
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@NoContextBrits The building he walks into afterwards is called The Purple Turtle. A Reading bar and gig venue. Probably needed a pint after that.
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@MarkHamill All I'm saying is now you've tweeted about it, today will become a meme and it will then, by extension, be a Star Wars day moving forwards. I suppose this means you DO have The Force Mark.
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@jeremycorbyn Even as a detractor of yours I have to say
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@JonathanPieNews Nice to see Pie holding the new government to account as strongly as he held the last.
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@richardpbacon I didn't have multiple women feeling unsafe and voicing genuine concerns getting aggressively rebutted by multiple white heterosexual celebrity men then told to shut up on my bingo card this year.
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@lporiginalg Just wait till they find out what they do to LGBTQ+ people in the Gaza Strip. And in contrast find out that the only place that you can be legally gay in the middle east is in that horrid Israel.
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@PoliticsMoments I'm pretty certain Boris floated a similar theme with his initials which was quickly shot down by his campaign manager.
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@shoe0nhead Checked profile. Makes sense.
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@historyinmemes Me having worked from home since 2011 with 𝕏 being my only productivity limitation.
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@crazyclipsonly "You're going to jail"... somehow I doubt this qualifies for jail time, maybe in North Korea 😂.
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@historyinmemes If this guy was around in the 2020s he's be creating submersibles put together with off-the-shelf parts and controlled with $30 gamepads.
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@NoContextBrits Danny Dyer's accent - no seriously it's not put on, he actually walks about talking like that in real life.
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@afneil Watching it now. It's amazing how well he deflects and distracts using props like eating a banana or plays to the audience when you get close.
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk @wesstreeting I think it's time to post this again.
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@JustStop_Oil @EmilyThornberry @UKLabour At this point I wonder if JSO are a psyop funded by Big Oil with the aim to drive support away from a genuine issue. When you read posts like this it beggars belief that someone actually thought it was a good idea.
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@WayToGoPaul @dekubrush Thank you. I had no idea.
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@PoliticsMoments D:Ream seeks relevancy for the first time in 30 years.
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@JakeHepple1 Probably a bit more to it than that. Let's see the publicly available document from the inquest. Attending the riots was an insult first and foremost against those little girls murdered and their grieving parents. Shame on him and you. You didn't give a damn about them.
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@historyinmemes In his autobiography you realise how many ridiculous (and sometimes illegal) chances he took. He raised additional funds taking out loads of credit cards and loans, had a tax scam scheme with records he imported for his record store too. A real risk taker.
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@metpoliceuk @PSCupdates This is the second Palestinian solidarity march in a week, meanwhile someone with vans displaying hostages taken by Hamas was stopped from doing so in the last few days. We need balance to stoke less division, or a rule that the demonstration is to show solidarity for all
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@shoe0nhead Your only hope is Elon Musk changing citizenship to another country and moving there. This guy will follow.
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@Many_Bees @Bonesdrawstuff Calvin & Hobbs was so good it should have been British.
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@ScooterCasterNY Right now. Trump supporters hating her then realising she's one of them.
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@Rachael_Swindon @SkyNews I thought he said "We'll leave that there".
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@visegrad24 @BILD How can they be called a 'resistance', 'freedom fighters' or even religious when they indulge in such unnecessary sick sadistic fetishes when they kill? That poor girl.
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@fitdaddy_scott Pavarotti. Clearly.
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@RealJamesWoods I have a big issue with people abusing customer facing employees like this. I think everyone should be made to do 3 months in retail/food service at peak holiday season like national service.
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@metpoliceuk Surely there was a better way. I don't believe for a second all other options were exhausted.
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@shoe0nhead Reminds me of this..
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@airbagged Mindsets like this stopped so many JRPGS getting western releases in the early days too.
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@NoBuggerYouKnow @HumansNoContext This is the sort of thing my girlfriend is capable of digging up when I say there's a "new girl at my work" and "she's nice".
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@jk_rowling @SwipeWright See I think Imane isn't the one in the wrong here. She's never transitioned. She's not a trans woman. She has never identified as anything else than a woman, was registered as a female at birth. The XY chromosome advantage should have had her ruled out of competing in the
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@Howlingmutant0 Would be better if the camera pans across to Peggy sitting quietly in the corner watching attentively in a voyeuristic fashion.
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@insaneposes My black friend had a daughter with his white girlfriend 15 years ago. Little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes and fair skin, as she got older the hair (already frizzy) darkened as did her skin tone. She now clearly looks mixed race. Biology is an interesting thing.
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@jamesjammcmahon @rickygervais Stewart Lee can come out with some brilliantly funny thought provoking commentary, but tends to lose the plot over individuals he deems not to be 'in his tribe' politically or socially, so has really bad takes like this one. Due to his arrogance he will never realise it either.
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@HeatherJeeves All a bit mental - but then again he's got a lot going on in his life right now. And when you own one of the three largest social networks and happen to be the richest man in the world - a lot more people take notice. Same thing would be said about me if I wasn't poor with a cat.
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@krishgm I remember my dad in the early 90s saying "It's not that we can't afford Sky TV, we just don't WANT it". (The moment I moved into a shared house at 18 with college friends we instantly ordered Sky 😂)
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@cotupacs How many of you are on Putin's payroll? Seriously, that's the front room of Downing Street hence why he mentions Churchill.
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@SkyNews Isn't this the 3rd global emergency about Mpox announced in the last two years by The WHO?
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When people suddenly get outraged because Richard Ayoade still likes a former colleague that lots of people hate who've never met said colleague, but used to like him and his award winning shows before they hated him.
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@nytimes I'm getting the words "Jussie Smollett"
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