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replacement level jazz trombonist. former sports podcast cohost @offtackleempire . #ILL #DCTID jäger when win, malört when lose
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@peachofababy
@elivalley
All I said (for a burner) was “please reinstate me so I can speak freely”
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@dudeimnormal
you get a message from you in the future that there will be a global pandemic that half of America will ignore, a summer of police protests,an insurrection at the capitol and uncertainty at every turn,
and the only way to come on top is to put your savings into GameStop stock
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reminder: social distancing guidelines. leave people as much space as Cody Zeller left Tyler Griffey.
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Every Big Ten West team that played an FBS team lost today except Illinois
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@criminalplaza
at work today:
old man: “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for”
my ADHD brain: “how can I be done with this interaction”
me: “these aren’t the droids we’re looking for”
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special message to all the Andre Curbelo haters out there
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the only big ten school to ever run the table against the rest of the conference in one football season:
the university of illinois
Name a sports fact that is so unbelievable it seems made up?
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@allstarrider91
@KSTiLLS
i mean, dude scored a touchdown against the defending super bowl champs, in a game his team won by a touchdown.
i think his focus is at acceptable levels.
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you know Bielema came up with this signal
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pour one out for all the homies that ain’t with us no more
JCL
Spicy G
Higgs
Samba
Griffin
Matic
Tejon
Tilmon
Pickett
Mark Smith
Tevian
Kouma
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@GiantSizeBort
@jesse_jett
reminiscent of Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh describing Weird Al’s “Dare To Be Stupid” as a better Devo song than anything Devo put out
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few teams had the balls to schedule powerhouses like Kansas 8 years ago
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@StructuredSucc
The real reason to skip meds on weekends is to slowly stockpile spare meds for when the us healthcare system decides that this time you need to spend two weeks jumping through hoops before you can get your next refill
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today I learned about “what did the British ever do to the Irish?” twitter
my god information has never been more available than it is right now
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@revjohn22
@Embo_In_Partick
@KazHeatCulture
@MattZeitlin
@heatherkh
@Bernstein
they’re famous for taking you home
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the single most compelling piece of evidence for god’s existence is that Byers vacuum is still in business in 2019
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247’s top 10 recruits from the state of Illinois for class of 2022
top guy went to mizzou
two went to Nern, one to Sconsin and one to rutger
lol can’t wait til they go home for thanksgiving and all anyone can talk about is Bret Bielema and Illinois Football
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Purdue fans when they win games
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this is pretty good illini propaganda ngl
The difference between ILL and PUR basketball in just 10 seconds…
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lol Michigan fans in Trent and Curbelo’s mentions like they didn’t put up 38 on their ass
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anyway here’s one of the most beautiful moments of my sports fan life
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The Dee/Deron team was defined by tremendous guard play and ball movement. The Flyin Illini were defined by running in transition and dunking on everybody.
This year’s team does all of those things.
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Come what may in the weeks ahead, we will always have this: Illinois is and was the best team in the Big Ten this season.
A few years ago this would have seemed unthinkable, and yet here we are.
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If Illinois wins at Michigan, they take sole possession of first place in the Big Ten nearly halfway through conference play.
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@CreightonOTE
@wyatt_privilege
@aniceburrito
And he did indeed prove he was right. The glass did not break.
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remember tho it’s not really a win, Michigan was missing the player that makes the offense run
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Big thanks to half the Mizzou roster whose decisions to not play at Illinois paved the way for our current roster.
Couldn’t have done it without you four.
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Kaden Feagin is the first consensus top 10 recruit in the state of Illinois to sign with the
#Illini
since Class of 2019 recruit Keith Randolph
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if Illinois cuts down the nets in 12 days, it triggers a hidden bonus game against the top secret boss
the 2021 Loyola Ramblers
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Every time Zac Edey has started for Purdue against Illinois, they have won the game and then lost their next regular season Big Ten game, and the loss has always been to an unranked opponent.
4 for 4!
This is in fact the third time a top 5 Purdue team led by Zac Edey has defeated Illinois and then lost their next game to an unranked team!
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@cbrandonellis
@mattyglesias
Why do people believe THIS, but not believe sordid things about Trump that have actual hard evidence behind them?
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I actually took this super HD video of what brad underwood told his team at the under 4 timeout
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@aaronjayjack
alright we’ve now had enough siren dorks in here to confirm that it’s a Whelen Power Air Horn, they’re headquartered in connecticut.
not an import
but definitely inferior to the mechanical federal signal offering.
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Trent Frazier has been around so long he played with Leron Black and Greg Eboigbodin
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Juwan Howard is 15th in conference wins among Big Ten head coaches this year. Two different Ohio State head coaches have won more than three B1G games.
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@realnotwill
@hostiledesign
guess you shoulda been born on the side of the freeway with the stuff you like
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@Freeyourmindkid
a quick scan shows that this guy’s obit can CONFIDENTLY say he died doing what he loved
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Let's revisit the only important moment Cliff Alexander's basketball career will ever produce
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Illinois 84 Indiana 82, Indiana inbound pass with 7 seconds to go
“You know I wanna circle back to something you said earlier about Luka Garza’s potential in the NBA, so no he won’t have great athleticism at the next level but when you look at a Luka Doncic or a Nikola Jokic
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Losing to Maryland activates god mode for Brad Underwood.
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not possible to name a bigger upgrade
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Still in sole possession of first. Also Curbelo can still play basketball.
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@MichaelPatrick2
@RedditCFB
in the big ten, we hate our rivals FOR REAL. that means praying on their downfall
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THIS MOMENT IS WHY WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES
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he should have refused to take the field on this snap as a form of protest
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Illini fans are out here in massive numbers
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sir
a second freshman guard has just left the illini
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I miss arguing about podz usage
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Rod Smith wants everyone to know that Lovie saddled him with Peters as the starter.
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As Illinois fans it is time to start regularly asking ourselves "am I really upset about this particular thing, or is it the Loyola loss talking?"
it always comes back to the Loyola loss. and that's understandable. it was a horrifying loss. but let's just recognize this effect.
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this is now called the James McCourt pedal
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Breaking: Jarling’s Custard Cup to move to West Lafayette, IN
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@bestofdyingtwit
to be fair, X is now a site that serves you uncensored porn under every single fucking post. most sites like that charge users.
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Be measured in your shitposting, comrades. 20 minutes remain.
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four fucking fouls on Ohio State this half huh?
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What is this?!
Axe the program if SFC ever gets like this!
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Illini are 4-0 since Cory Patterson ethered Ryan Scrote on Twitter.
There are no coincidences.
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never thought I’d get to post this again
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Here we go baby, time to bet the Good Ending Parlay
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I wanna be clear: if someone plays basketball for my school through some serious charges and is later found guilty or even takes a damn plea bargain, the people running that program need to go.
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@tylerblack32
@daveanthony
people will justify this by telling themselves and each other that child suicides lagged lockdowns as the children realized how bad the lockdowns had been for them
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@RightWingWatch
yes but since I am actually the president of the United States, my authority overrides hers
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@MnDPS_DPS
lol you’re insinuating that police should be regarded kind of like dangerous wild animals. here are the steps you can take to reduce your risk of a fatal bear attack! remember, out there, you’re intruding in their natural habitat.
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i still think it's super impressive that iowa only lost by seven to purdue you guys
they should be super proud of themselves. they're the best damn 0-2 team in the big ten
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If only Illinois had won their B1G games by a smaller margin
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hey you, illini fan. this bad start is on YOU, because you've been screaming for weeks about illinois not being ranked.
do you not remember how this works?
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@BretBielema
who wants to play for a coach who will keep fighting for his players weeks after the final whistle?
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I'm liking what I'm seeing from Kofi early. Gotta bring some fury and thunder to a game against this Young Republicans intramural squad-lookin-ass team.
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here's the only time i wanna hear
@HoustonDynamo
head coach say "it's not even close" about detroit city fc
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@pbAstronaut
@InternetHippo
if the US ever had a left wing government, it would fail the way most have in the world
by being bombed and overthrown by the US
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acc network right now, this is CRAZY
it is totally unbelievable what has happened to this illini women's hoops program
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Is anyone else still pretty mad that Wisconsin clearly transmitted COVID19 to Fighting Illini players during a game because they were negligent, and nobody is even acknowledging this?
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