The Bort of July
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Just tryna see this website through to the bitter end. Taken. He/him/they/them.
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Once again, my favorite Moranis story is that this apparently shook George Carlin so bad that he changed his entire act.
Twitter is just a place that keeps discovering that Rick Moranis was at one point one of the most fearless and subversive comedians we've ever had
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Twitter is just a place that keeps discovering that Rick Moranis was at one point one of the most fearless and subversive comedians we've ever had
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@officerpatriot
I feel like I'd have to rethink my entire style if I got burned like this, I don't blame George at all
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A small child: Mistuh Punk, did you like it when everyone cheered for you when you won?
CM Punk: I regret every second of every minute that I spent in the company of Scott Colton
An adorable child asking how it feels to win the title and Punk telling him his deeply personal issues that are older than the kid is probably
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@Srirachachau
I say this a bit, but South Park is so much better as absurdist comedy than it is as social commentary
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Donatello. I feel strongly about this and I always have.
The question is simple: Which ninja turtle is THE BEST Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
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when you're a dinosaur and there's kids on the ice and you don't know what to do
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@ira
When I was younger, Tiny Toon Adventures pulled like three channel hops and I could never figure out why there were never any new episodes.
On a similar note, I remember when Saturday Morning Cartoons on NBC just STOPPED
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I can't believe that this is probably my best shop. Creatively peaked and it's fucking Wario as the Big Enough cowboy
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The funny thing about "DDT is just comedy wrestling" is that comedy wrestling rules, geeks, get bent
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I wanna 𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘤𝘬 you like an animal
I wanna HYEE-HOO from the inside
I wanna 𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘤𝘬 you like an animal!
You get me closer to 𝘨𝘢𝘸𝘳𝘴𝘩!
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Credits should be more like this, I feel
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I've got some ideas, but this clip of Freddie Mercury having thousands of people in the palm of his hand comes first.
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Remember when I said I should commission someone to draw Hunk like Samoa Joe? Well LOOK WHAT
@illusbal
DID
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This is literally one of the most breathtaking things I've ever seen in a movie theater and it's fucking stupid that we have to debate this in perpetuity because the most vocal of the fanbase are giant fucking babies.
Five years ago today...
Three stories come together in an explosion.
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*reading sarcastic ass twitter's takes on the Daft Punk breakup*
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I *have* paid time off and I have still gone in sick. Management will guilt anyone who calls in over the phone, threaten to cut hours, and just treat people like shit for using sick leave.
A sobering stat during coronavirus fears—90% of employees admit they have gone to work when sick.
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We used to make real movies
Lindsey C. Vickers’ The Appointment with the most surreal car crash I’ve ever seen.
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...I swear the comedic timing in this game could not be more impeccable
#TearsOfTheKingdom
#Zelda
#NintendoSwitch
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Oldest media I've cosplayed vs the newest media I've cosplayed? Maybe? Probably?
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holy FUCK team KENTA and Marufuji back up NOW
They said NJPW & NOAH wrestlers can team up at the event
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We will do literally anything, including suggesting giving up pets and drastically changing your diet, to not place the blame on the govt, corporations, or the military.
Weighing the environmental impacts of pets, one expert suggested reducing the rate of dog and cat ownership in favor of other animals.
In The Highlight, find other measures dog- and cat-lovers can take to reduce their pets' carbon footprint:
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Every month I have to have a high enough number in a building that I can track through a website and if the number isn't high enough they take away my car
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@Lulzwow923
If anyone ever called me "fundamentally incurious" I would have the presence of mind to walk into the ocean.
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Facebook just turned heel in Japan
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@ShadowTodd
Real American only just barely scrapes into public lexicon due to being tied to the most famous wrestler of all time, but the Touch? The Touch I think knows no boundaries.
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Non fans watching a third Von Erich write a suicide note
First look at ‘THE IRON CLAW’, starring Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White and Harris Dickinson as the Von Erichs.
In theaters on December 22.
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Every time people have fond memories of G4 and X-Play I genuinely don't understand. I've almost never seen a medium more virulently antagonistic to their audience, and I'm a wrestling fan.
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@leftofMao
You're missing the Dells billboards that explicitly advertise Tommy Bartlett shows.
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Fenix/Cuerno's Last Man Standing match is
@LuchaElRey
's first must see classic of season 2. Get on it.
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"And Mike Teevee...
who did NOT die..."
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@yugiohtas
"Oh c'mon, he's clearly slapping fake blood onto his forehead"
"oh no, the way they're doing it is way stupider, believe me"
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*nods sagely* superheroes
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Marc and Rena Mero if they'd been theater kids
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WWE shouldn't release Lars Sullivan because he did gay porn; WWE should release him because he's a racist and a homophobe.
That said, if they're not willing to part with him while constantly firing women who've done porn, that'd be one of them there double standards.
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so you can pin a tweet and it'll just stick up here, huh
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There's a lot to be said about a lot of the people behind CHIKARA, what they did, what they didn't do, how they handled and mishandled things, but in the grand scheme of things, nothing really hit like a good CHIKARA weekend did.
#CHIKARA20
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@snoringelbow
Hey, good, maybe someone besides the same 1000 guys can get a ticket if these guys are so upset.
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You absolutely, absolutely have to see Wheels on Meals if you haven't yet. Jackie fights Benny "the Jet" Urquidez in one of the all time wildest on screen fights you'll ever see in your life.
The Armour of God set piece fights are also worth the price of admission.
Get THE JACKIE CHAN COLLECTION, VOL. 2 (1983 - 1993) Blu-ray 4/25 ft. 8 films!
🥋 WINNERS & SINNERS
🥋 WHEELS ON MEALS
🥋 THE PROTECTOR
🥋 TWINKLE, TWINKLE LUCKY STARS
🥋 ARMOUR OF GOD
🥋 ARMOUR OF GOD II: OPERATION CONDOR
🥋 CRIME STORY
🥋 CITY HUNTER
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The Greatest of All Time
Mitsuharu Misawa playing Gameboy after dinner on the first night of a tour in Hawaii.
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@OtomBomb
I can only listen to a sped up, pitched up version of Ride Like the Wind thanks to this sketch
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me friday night; heh, maybe i could go get some of that szechuan sauce
me monday morning; i never want to fucking hear about szechuan sauce in my life ever again
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Automatically the best new comic movie ever, do not need to know it's contents therein
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Anyway, I feel the need to drag out these cool arts that
@illusbal
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And I asked "Lord, what of the single set of footprints, where were you then?"
And the Lord said, "child, that is the time I carried you to a three star match at Summerslam"
I'm not sure why this photo of Jesus wearing the WWE title exists on Google images, but it does.
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A lot of you are going to personally inflict drift on your joycons this week
Reminder: Mario Party and Mario Party 2 will be rolling onto Switch and blistering palms this week, on November 2nd:
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Dragon Gate has almost exclusively catered to women fans, have hosted women's only nights, and you will regularly see women in the audience for these shows, but sure, women don't like puro.
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"Stephen, are you hungry?"
"NO,
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And this, which is still one of the wildest bumps I've ever seen.
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Tried to sell me a diet drink in my im's on the wrestlecrap forums.
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Calling the cops on a pro black/poc/queer culture event is clown shit, fuck 12.
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@IVPvideos
The idea that the most gotten to person ever is lying about having problems with people that have slighted him very mildly just to sell some wrestling matches is amazing, though.
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Family photo time!
@mirrormyu
and I got to meet
@SoloDarling
@PereraPower
and
@K9_Magnum
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@ShadowTodd
I would presume that it's hard to enjoy that time in the Matrix when in the back of your head you're thinking about how giant robot octopuses (roboctopuses) can kill you at any time.
Kinda like going on vacation and worrying about the debt you have to come back to.
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Fuck it, it's time.
I've known Brandon Stroud since the Progressive Boink days. I thought he was smart, funny, and wrote about the things I liked in pop culture, and wrestling, in a way that I thought gave it weight. I thought he was great.
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"Where's Lawler when you need him"
Time to put JR out to pasture, please.
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Just...the absolute worst.
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So anyway! Re: the not cis thing, pretty much nothing is changing, I'm still mostly he/him, with a side of they/them, I might buy some eyeliner and pantyhose down the line, but I'm still mostly just your pal, your hero and pop culture icon, Giant Size Brandon.
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Allow me to tell you why Terra Branford is great
- Didn't fall for Edgar's weiner romantic bullshit
- Has green hair (which kicks ass)
- Can Morph (finger quotes) into an Esper
- Took over as mom for a bunch of orphans
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On his last day in office, I'd like to stress that none of this was worth it. I had maybe two really good stand up jokes and it wasn't worth it. Every meme, every joke, every mention of the word cheeto wasn't worth it. He's not even worth it as a pop culture footnote.
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"Bowser'd trying to marry Peach, what should you do about it"
"WE'RE-A GONNA GO TO WAR"
Featuring
@thepixelmagus
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#SuperMarioBros
#SuperMarioOdyssey
#Luigi
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I'm no longer the midwest's most powerful bisexual.
This is probably a good time to let you know I’m bi.
BIG.
BIG BI.
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...did anyone tell Hollywood that they can hire fat actors? Do they know?
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