Beautiful, pretty, and hot. Happy birthday to my gf that I love a lot 🥳🎉 I’m grateful that you’re so supportive, dedicated, and loving. Loving you has been so much fun. Do I get bonus points for sticking with your Scorpio headass? 🤣 I love you 💛
Why a girl try to fight me at the bar last night bc her gf approached ME not once but 3x and gave me her number??? Like don’t come n try check me check YOUR GIRL 🥱
Just remembered when I went to Vegas this guy was really tryna be my sugar daddy. I could’ve been traveling the world rn 😭😭😭😭😭 but nahh he wanted sugar :/
I asked Kristen to write me an email with that “Karen” tone and bitch went off. Came in clutch bc I ain’t paying no late penalty fee for this damn wheel tax 🤣
When I was 9yrs old I had a dog and after going out to play with him on this hot ass day I put him in the freezer for 10sec so he could cool down 😭😭😭 I really thought I was helping him
I pick up my nephew from pre school sometimes and I always make sure I leave on time bc I don’t ever want him to be that last kid waiting to get picked up 🥺
Kristen got mad bc the Mcds in EG is cash only at certain times of the day and she went full on Caucasian to complain on the customer feedback page 💀💀💀
Brooo I really can’t get over the fact that after bad bunny some random dude with no Uber sticker on his car yelled out asking if we needed an Uber and Kory said yeah and JUST..GOT.IN.LIKE.NOTHING 💀🥴 like ????¿¿???????????????