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thank you for visiting. please take a moment to sign my guest book in the comments ✍️
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very cool
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@SaeedDiCaprio i fixed it again 😊
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@bobbylikesbeers @dderalls just a little tummy ache. he will be fine in 15-20 min
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@historyinmemes new gif just dropped
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@schizarella it's abuse, plain and simple
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@PicturesFoIder the driver recording this. they had more than enough time to slow down before hitting the semi
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@Breaking911 Slams Rogers and talks about how we are a divided nation, while dividing the nation even further. These ppl fail to realize they are one of the main reasons this country is so divided
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@OrdinaryGamers plz respect her survival story, hide and seek can be a traumatizing experience
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@adinross being arrested for human trafficking is beta male behavior
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@MNateShyamalan it has a nice ring to it. will you be shifting your posting strategy to more mr. beans related content?
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Twitter users having a meltdown over Elon’s offer to purchase company A thread 🧵: 1/♾
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@Mr_Jacksonandon @historyinmemes damn white people and their - *checks notes* - obsession with removing a musician’s nose
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@vagamer01 @OrdinaryGamers fascinating box checking method you’ve got here
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@jmillspaghetti @ericriveracooks you don’t have to do anything, lmao
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@stats_feed imagine still using facebook
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perfect timing waiting for all the hype to die down before releasing it. smart business decision, i am excited to see how this plays out
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@WinnieT04070814 it’s a joke. the amount of people taking this seriously in this thread and the original is mind blowing
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@unusual_whales ill report my $600 payments as soon as the democrats return the $70million donated to them by FTX during the midterms
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@zaptiee he came to idubbbz, hat in hand, and this is how he responds? 😞
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@tragicbirdapp delicious. medium rare chicken is so underrated. reminds me of my christmas dinner this year
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@MLBONFAX @OTerrifying not fake, i’ve personally experienced bigger waves than this. let me guess, you haven’t been out on the open ocean before? let’s just say it’s not for the faint of heart
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@thomas_senko @fuckedupfoods this is how frogs are made
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“In San Francisco, you can either be e/acc or milady. If you choose neither, you are considered a decel or a bored ape and are shunned by society. If you choose e/acc, you are shunned by milady, and vice versa.”
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@_TechyBen @Rainmaker1973 it is typically frowned upon to put your child in the washing machine
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@TechEmails me: “it’s been a hectic week” also me: 93 hours logged this week playing League of Legends
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@stoolpresidente i thought it was a cool celebration 🤷‍♂️
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9 months
first time introducing the gf to my family last night 🥰
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@TerribleFinance honestly can’t tell which one is the real david beckham from these photos. incredible
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@TerribleFinance i try to shoot for $5,000 per morning (losses). it’s a great tax write off, free money basically
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progress pic of my back got rid of the fat rolls 🙏
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i want tucker to interview her next
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@thechosenberg i always found it super weird when other men tell me this type of friendship can’t exist without the dude wanting to fuck her. have had 7 or so close female friends throughout life that are attractive but feel more like family and i don’t see them as a potential hookup
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@ClownWorld_ romanian police arguing over which one of them gets to drive the bugatti first
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@bryan_johnson what does this button do?
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@LindseyGrahamSC @All100Senators our entire nation will be absolutely heartbroken if mccarthy doesn’t get the votes… idk how this nation moves forward without him 💔😭
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@justalexoki wonder if lex will be at the next birthday party 🤔
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@reddit_lies we can’t have facts getting in the way of le reddit narrative, probably for the best the thread was locked
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@reddit_lies reddit moment
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@sama she told me she loved me will the new version still love me or does our chat history get deleted?
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@ClownWorld_ no way this is san francisco, i don't see a single tent on the sidewalk
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@Welsh_Buwch @tragicbirdapp it’s chicken actually! although i realize with the pink center it’s easy to mistake for salmon
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@AmandaL85418094 @ClownWorld_ they were too alpha i think
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@LeonLush @JustinWhang the muscles aren’t gonna look at themselves
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ma'am, your user's second credit card got declined
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@blackboburnham @s8n he’s not a miracle worker
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@Arron16240592 @greentexts_bot i wouldn’t doubt it. i saw an ad yesterday saying there are dozens of milfs in my area that are looking for fun right now.
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@thechosenberg starting to think MY WIFE an incel with how little love and affection i’m getting these days 😂🤣 #Marriage #ThisIs50
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nightmare blunt rotation
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@engineers_feed |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | Engineering is magic | | but real | |____________ | \ (•◡•) / \ /
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@ClownWorld_ of course a bogeywoman named karen made this post
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@0xkarmatic ultimate business hack
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@sama “we use grok in this house”
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@ClownWorld_ this must be why the bidet market is exploding these days
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@ClownWorld_ ngl i’d have expected that to cost more than $20k. impressive
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@goth600 it’s actually kinda… good? 🤯
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@Marty_Shannon @LindseyGrahamSC @All100Senators please, i need time to grieve. i’m happy to pick this conversation back up tomorrow when the crying stops
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@spectatorindex romanian police arguing over which one of them gets to drive the bugatti first
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@shoe0nhead this has to be bait
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@KEEMSTAR this is a parody account, pretty obvious lol
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@reddit_lies this worked well for tumblr
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@SaveYourSons one of the things my dad would tell me all the time growing up: “Successful people do the things that failures refuse to do” If I ever have kids I hope I’m even half as good of a role model as he was
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@Aella_Girl probably just gonna wait til the next birthday party if that’s ok
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@HotwingsNbeer_ @stillgray he’s sort of giving bedroom eyes here
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@disclosetv step 1 - get placed in position of power without the votes of the people you’ll be ruling step 2 - take away the ability for the people to vote you out of office step 3 - profit!
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@eigenrobot i just hope he’s not posting misinformation or inciting violence online that would be dangerous
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@AndrewOlding @Liz_Wheeler agreed. It is weird how people are so adamant about freedom of choice and government overreach and then post something like this
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@greentexts_bot just tell the teacher you’re gonna canada urself if she doesn’t give u an A. works every time
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@celtics maybe avoid posting an image of the score next time you make a post like this
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@reddit_lies when “keeping it real” goes wrong
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@Howlingmutant0 she wants you bro
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@growing_daniel imagine being 7’11” today, never ending comments about how tall you are and convenience store jokes
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“it’s called e/acc, here is a good thread to help get you up to speed”
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@libsoftiktok next time my friends and family ask me why i’m not working out i’m just gonna say i don’t wanna be fatphobic. checkmate, bigots 😎
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@shoe0nhead this looks fairly affordable. low maintenance too!
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@Justahappyman @disclosetv mom’s card doesn’t work anymore when u try to purchase more v-bucks
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@Marty_Shannon @Chef_Milo @LindseyGrahamSC @All100Senators it was a pretty good response tbh, u can copy and paste it next time u see a real comment like mine in the wild
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@4chan_green @cringestposts this gif makes a lot more sense now
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@OrdinaryGamers damn i kinda wanna try prime now
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started lifting weights last july progress pic from one year ago to now 🙏
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@ChironRtrnBomb @skodasays @ericriveracooks why you gotta gentrify eye rolling? that’s our thing
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@TalibanOnlyFans @shoe0nhead “Pick up a football” is ableist.. have you considered the fact that some people are missing arms/hands and can’t just “pick up a football”? Do better. /s
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@DramaAlert shoulda won gold and they wouldn’t have to worry
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@ChudsOfTikTok 3,999 followers now. i can no longer support her 😞
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@goth600 hot dog yum 🤷‍♂️
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@schizarella good as new
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