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Charlotte Coleson is beginning her new job as secretary to Sir John Urquhart at the grand Yorkshire estate of Haversham Abbey...
And the darkness soon to consume her will lead her to the brink of madness...and beyond.
Oculus Aeternum available May 1st
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So, yesterday was Valentine's Day...
My girlfriend arrived home after her shift ended. I had a nice dinner waiting for her (which she enjoyed) with a small Amazon gift card (which she found very sweet, as she says gifting can sometimes be a bit presumptuous).
About an hour
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You too, velvet...GET THEE HENCE!
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Thanks everyone, for all your kind words and good wishes. I'm excited...and a little scared. I'm nearly 52 years old and have never had a relationship last longer than 3 years. I've never been within shouting distance of marriage, and she sent me a follow-up message which read:
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@LifeNewsToo
"Conservative white man gets the beat down he so richly deserved"
There, fixed it for ya.
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So, am I the only person here who thinks Bruce Willis' epic bomb "Hudson Hawk" is, in fact, a misunderstood masterpiece, a true work of dazzling comedic genius?
Anyone...?
(Bueller...Bueller...?)
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@lancearmstrong
Damn, I didn't know HGH could do such a number on your memory.
I mean, you do recall why those guys came along and took all those trophies and framed yellow jerseys from off your walls, right? You do remember that, don't ya Lance?
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I am 3 years 6 months opioid-free today.
Yay me!
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I'm absolutely speechless to see how our happiness has touched so many other people to the extent that you have been so generous with your stories of happiness, your affectionate support of our joy, and your love.
From Allie and me, to all of you, thank you.
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@elonconomy
Dude, just ask the guy to have someone smarter than him invent a handheld device that'll synthesize his farts, so you can carry it around and sniff them whenever you want...
Apparently there's quite a market for something like that, if you're any indication.
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@mitchysuch
My ex-girlfriend's father passed away from Covid about six months ago. The other day, a seagull shit on my truck's windshield right in front of me...and I knew that was him.
I didn't smile as much, but I certainly understood the sentiment.
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There's no such thing as too many books, there's only too few places to put them all.
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If a Karen complains in the forest, but there's nobody around to hear, is she still annoying?
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@MaciejMaik
@neiltyson
Because belief in untruths, in flawed, inaçcurate assumptions, in erroneous conclusions is, in itself, inherently harmful. It allows people to cocoon themselves in an echo chamber of confirmation bias, giving them license to adopt other, less innocuous beliefs.
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@barb_avon
Thank you so very much. I saw your post from two days ago about having lost the love of your life.
I'm so very sorry. That broke my heart, and I'm resolved I'll never take one second Allie and I are given for granted.
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@AceOfWords
Ain't it the truth? I recently published my Regency-era dark fantasy romance/gothic horror mashup, and while writing it found myself looking up things like "What was the average domestic servant's wages in 1819 England?"
Answer: Not that much.
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@RonFilipkowski
Well he and the rest of his family (especially his father) are cordially invited to hop the next flight to Moscow...or Beijing...or wherever in the world they want to go. I would gleefully accept Trump not serving one day in prison if it meant he left America FOREVER!
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And many more women (my fiancé among them) are hip to the fact that this is right-wing propaganda from sexually inadequate, conservative white men.
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@TheoFleury14
Funny thing: all of those pictures are taken in America.
You folks just don't think these things through when you're being "clever"
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I just wanted to let everyone who has followed me in the last few hours, I hit my limit of follow backs for the day. As soon as it let's me, I'll follow back more of you.
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@PaulMMarion2
@Kissmyazz24
Customer...walk up to the counter, place your order, pay for your order, receive your order, leave and enjoy your order.
This shouldn't be a source of confusion, yet somehow it continues to be so for some.
Nonrelevant conversation with the attractive cashier is NOT on the menu.
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@_bbyfarrah
I knew I had matured when I was okay with nobody knowing my side of the story.
I knew I had gotten old when I couldn't even remember my side of the story.
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@AriJordan444
It's funny you mention that about my knees, cuz I told Allie I could still do the traditional on-one-knee, and she said: "Baby, you'll just blow out your knee or your back, and then I'll have to drag to the bathtub to soak for six hours." 🤣🤪
I'll come up with something soon.
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@DarleneDempsey6
You know, it's so easy sometimes to think very few people actually find love and are happy. Yet I post this, and so many people have shared with Allie and I their stories of finding love and joy with someone...
Thank you. Hearing these stories, I know we're gonna make it. 😊🥰
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@nettykingsly
@LoveYourLifeHon
@BFriedmanDC
the image of him as being a young, energetic, physically fit specimen when he is, in fact, a decrepit, fat and sloppy old man on the edge of collapse. This is what is being mocked.
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@nettykingsly
@LoveYourLifeHon
@BFriedmanDC
It's not the fact that he may have a physical infirmity brought on by age that is being mocked. It's the fact that 1) Trump himself routinely demonstrates a total lack of empathy by mocking others with similar infirmities and 2) His pathetic attempts to continue to perpetuate
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When you were little, what was the pinnacle of feminine beauty in your mind?
When you were little, what was the pinnacle of feminine beauty in your mind?
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@jadefalcon68
@JimHendren1
@elyse4design
@GOP
You're making the same mistake that most apologists make: contending that there is some threshold number of participants beyond which simple misbehavior becomes a legitimately-labeled 'insurrection'.
It is the intent of those assembled, not their numbers, that makes it treason.
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@JeidiHarman
Thank you. I'm glad I was able to provide a little sapphire in this usual feed of dross we all get everyday.
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@sirDukeDevin
I have sneaking suspicion that when Osama Bin Laden was eliminated by Seal Team 6, Donald Trump was probably looking at himself in a mirror, applying his orange spray tan, emptying a can of Aqua Net to cement that spider's web of hair on his head, and shoving a Big Mac into his
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Gonna be in the hospital for a few days. Not doing well. Won't have my phone probably.
See ya on the flip side.
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@ruthanndonalds8
She is one in a million. Guys like me just don't usually find women like Allie, yet here we are. In any case, we're heading out this weekend to find a ring she likes, then we'll do it all official.
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Did you know that eliminating caffeine from your diet can reduce your will to live by up to 80%?
#drinkcoffee
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Hey,
#paranormalromance
and
#historicalromance
readers...
Sit here in the dark with me awhile...and I'll tell you a story...
For Anne Wiltshire, Death is merely the beginning of her journey.
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@TMosh1941
I never went to college, but by my math, this makes Missouri voters poorer.
This is not complicated, folks. If you're voting for Republicans, you're voting to be poorer.
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@tylratkins
Oh pal...
I'm sure this will do just fine.
Now lock it up nice and tight...keep all those icky girls out
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@ask_aubry
If a guy goes through life believing his gf/wife/partner is only looking to trade up...Trust me, she'll know it, and someday she will.
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@ExmoEmma
Went out on a blind date. I must have been quite obtuse, as I thought things were going well, when she excused herself to the bathroom, and never came back. Waitress was given message to give to me. The waitress, Emily, and I started dating.
Emily and I were together 3 years
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So, a spider crawling up my wall just fell and disappeared behind my couch...and now I need to call a realtor to list my house...
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I just wanted to thank everyone who took a moment to express their affectionate support for Allie and me. It's been overwhelming, and has served to let she and I know that, in the end, we're gonna make it.
Time for us to bed down for the night.
Good night everyone.
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@johncalia
I hate the near-constant misuse of the word 'Literally'...
Figuratively speaking, it makes me want to blow my brains out.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Looks like Trump and Lindsey Graham had a baby.
Offend me, no.
Amuse the hell out of me...oh, you betcha!.
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@LauraCameron__
Thank you so much. She makes me more courageous than I ever imagined I could be.
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@stevehillwriter
I think their reaction is emblematic of far too much paranoia in our culture. Judging by many of the responses in this thread, that paranoia is pervasive.
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@notcapnamerica
As much as it would delight my heart to think a mass migration of MAGA would take place, frankly I'm dubious.
Oh, and no, just because they're of European descent does not win them any points when it comes to emigrating to Europe. They don't want MAGA any more than we do.
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18 months sober. Here's to, at the very least, 18 more.
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@TheSciRenn
@kindofsquishy
I was fed a diet of 'He's so gifted, he's so talented' from 1st grade on. Sent to the SIGNET program for high achieving students. Everything came easy to me. Never sweated a grade in 16 years of education...and at 48, here I am.
Nowhere.
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@isabellarileyus
Yeah, I guess as long as people like you are allowed to continue to procreate without proving fitness to reproduce before some kind of official licensing agency, that sort of thing is just gonna keep on happening, isn't it?
Shame, that.
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I'm gonna be 51 years old in 16 minutes.
Somebody hold me, I might fall apart.
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Hey, guys, I'm celebrating passing 1700 followers (after more than a year languishing in the 1600s) with a
#writerslift
C'mon,
#writingcommunity
, add your links to your books, blogs, whatever...like, RT, and follow, GIVE UP SOME LOVE FOR THE INDIES!
#ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday
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@RobertKennedyJr
Typically, I don't dignify this sort of rubbish with my time, but you've caught me in a singularly surly mood.
The war in Ukraine is not the result of American foreign policy or NATO expansion. It is the result of Russian military forces illegally crossing the border of a
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Oh, one other thing: Allie has said I can continue my crushing on actress Eleanor Tomlinson, so long as I'm okay with her crush on Timothee Chalemet.
I'm cool with that. He's great in "Dune"
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@joncoopertweets
I'd hire a private investigator to start digging into their lives, to find out how many were cheating, how many were having sex outside of marriage, how many were secretly having same-sex relations (Oh yes, there would be some), how many were visiting porn sites (Bible Belt
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@TheUnvirgin
Yeah, cuz everyone remembers the part of the Gospels in which Jesus instructed his disciples to arm themselves with high powered weapons and tactical gear while trying to intimidate people on social media with a lot of threats and boasts.
Jesus was all about that kinda tough
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Alright, folks, another
#ShamelessSelfpromoSunday
. Drop those links to your
#books
,
#blogs
,
#art
, whatever. Follow for a follow-back, I'll RT everyone. Ready, Set, GO!
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@gggirl924
Wing windows in cars, out of which one stuck their cigarette...or disposed of it.
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To all the heavily armed military LARPers who are rewatching Red Dawn because of a balloon...
Somebody somewhere is exploiting your terror for profit, and is laughing at you as they do so.
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In recognition of Self-Published Authors Appreciation Week, let's do a
#writerslift
. Leave your links to your
#selfpublished
books, or whatever else. Show some love to your fellow indies.
#writingcommmunity
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@mkryst70
@HumanityCritic
Hey, I'm 52, and I would've been up in the bouncy castle...and the ball pit! 🤪😁
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@nicole_mtclem
Yeah, we've been talking over dinner since she got home from work, and we're aiming for a wedding date sometime in spring of next year.
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@shaun_vids
How many times does this have to be said: Private corporations are not bound by First Amendment requirements. Media companies can pick and choose what speech which they will allow a platform for, and what they will not. And nobody can argue that they didn't bend over backward
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Biopsy results are back. All is well, just a cyst, as was suspected.
So, life goes on.
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It's
#ShamelessSelfPromoSaturday
Post those links to your
#books
,
#art
,
#blogs
, whatever you got.
Follow 4 Follow
#Indie
or
#TraditionalPublish
Show us what you got, and let's get the word out!
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@thrillking722
@Katana134
@jenfulwiler
No, your kids can be raped by priests right here in the good ole US of A, too.
Gonna take a shot in the dark, and guess you never heard about the Boston Archdiocese, did ya? This shit happens in every Catholic diocese in the world.
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@EmeraldRobinson
Yeah, cuz this makes so much more sense.
Go pray to your pile of magic rocks...or whatever.
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@LibertyCappy
I don't want Spotify in my old age...
I want to hunt through the bins of a Tower Records store.
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@lorijovest
I'm so glad you have someone who gives that to you. All I want is to make Allie feel safe for the rest of her life. She's had enough guys make her feel like she's walking through a minefield.
I figure I'll be a change of pace.
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@CoolTableGhost
Thank you so much. That's very kind of you, and we do appreciate your prayers for us.
You guys here are just breaking our hearts right now with your sweet and supportive responses, you just don't know. 😊
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@RoCa74394915
@godlywomanhood
Yeah, that sounds like a totally legit conversation that took place between two imaginary characters in her mind.
Besides, what is she worried about? She goes to faith healers for he healthcare needs.
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I guess that's one way to solve the problem...
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@jonnydagr8
@Kissmyazz24
Wow, you guys who can't pleasure a woman in bed really do like to tell on yourselves, don't ya?
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@drugstoredivas
Actually, this weekend we're gonna go out and find a ring with a stone that 'speaks to her' (her words, I'm down with it 🤣). Then, once it's sized right, we'll pick it up, I'll strap on a knee brace, and on bended knee, I'll humbly ask the woman I love to share the rest of her
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Which celebrity death genuinely made you sad?
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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You're
Try reading books, rather than burning them.
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@David_Leavitt
I don't know what he's bellyaching about. He seems to have carved out his has-been niche in MAGA-skewing conservative media like PureFlix.
I guess he still sees that as beneath him.
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@hail2thetealeaf
She was just trying to up-sell you on some coloring. There are multibillion dollar industries predicated on one thing: making us feel insecure about our age and appearance.
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@ArkEncounter
I'm certain those schematics are based on the ark that appeared in Evan Almighty.
So, their "research" comes from watching a pretty mid comedy sequel.
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I keep seeing She's Gone trending, and I keep thinking of the Hall & Oates song...
Christ, I'm old.
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So last night was the first time Allie and I made love since we decided to marry.
There's something different about it, now. I can't quite describe it, but we both felt it. She said she'd never experienced that before.
Some part of our souls touched which never had before.
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@AubryAndrews
So essentially, any well-educated, professional woman who is, by an order of magnitude, more intelligent and talented than he is.
Okay, got it.
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@RadioFreeTom
Considering I've never been a conservative, but as an avid observer of white, Christian, racial-and-cultural-identity conservatism, I see Trump as the perfect distillation, the essence of its devolution to this, the nadir point we've seen it reach these last four years.
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