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@CartoonsHateHer
No no no no no. Babies shouldn't be in restaurants or coffee shops. Why? Because it isn't good for them. Babies need a very rigid routine and familiarity:
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@waxinggibbous72
@NotThatJesus
@audrizzm
6 ft 200 lbs, cave closed until just a few months prior due to someone half his size having to be rescued from there, he and his brother only two out of a dozen in the party who decided to go all the way down, wife and 1yo at home
stupidity's way beyond what comes with the hobby
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@shreyabasu003
"seems to fashion themself a punk rock revolutionary"
guys I just saw someone with a hard fit but no mask??? dear me what shall become of the übermensch I need to take a week off
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@sabatonfan69
"running away from his problems isn't a real solution"
allow me to introduce to you the word odyssey
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@dklmarxist
I wish taika took a lesson from Death of Stalin and didn't make everyone do corny German accents
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@D_llack
@PopulismUpdates
Japananerica realized at last, start making the onson sweeney merch
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@thefemiurge
you claim transfems are oppressed yet they dominate republican senators' porn collections, curious
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@EmissaryOfNight
guy who thinks Israel is evil but that it would no longer be if instead of having the emotions everyone has when their families are getting killed Palestinians simply got together and went "babe this isn't u 🥺"
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@souljagoytellem
the weimar republic's first reichsbank president literally devalued the currency on purpose because the prevailing theory among the elite imperial holdovers was that they could just make france feel sorry enough to forgive what was owed
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@nilango1
@jessicobra
@PresidentJose3
it would be worse for men because they'd get fewer headpats for their intelligence, creativity, and drive growing up and more responsibilities in adult relationships
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@nilango1
@jessicobra
@PresidentJose3
from a young age culture conditions us to see men as the ones who get to "go off and do xyz" while women are supposed to be thinking entirely about day-in day-out practical and emotional concerns, this seriously disadvantages the latter from college on
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@upzone_CA
sometimes i wonder if 'deeply unserious people' is getting stale but then i run into this stuff
@bigmoodenergy
Stop hiding behind your diabetes. You are stoking fear of anarchists for “some reason” (class interests if I had to guess). Your source for “all Anarchist want all diabetics to die” is that you made it the fuck up lol
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@worsematt
I think the tweet's deleted now but "hey I'm the guy who created this meme" is my favorite lolcow moment of all time
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@drone_jock
@phil_so_silly
all the duties the head of my local hall gave were just menacing people she didn't like, so I framed her as a spy and got her removed
AITA?
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@DaSkrubKing
zero audience members are getting through an even remotely realistic urban guerrilla warfare movie, moral protagonists or no
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@revhowardarson
bad news for everyone who doesn't share my exact criminal justice stance: Nanjing might have already had rape before 1937
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@bad2sentence
I watched as the bullet entered his brain. A second earlier, someone had shot a gun at him.
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@DarkWilbo
@watn_tarnation
the hedonistic treadmill isn't the only treadmill; even literally bearing the weight of the world people are bound to do "trivial" things, and insisting that we all go monk mode when there's Something Bad Enough To Talk About™️ is stupid
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@tusionni
every time my great-grandfather's big naturals get smaller the honkers in his picture get even bigger
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@worsematt
how is a mask-in-bio who posts at best like a decent leftist parody act of jeff tiedrich and at worst like an 11 yo who just discovered reddit still managing to thrive in this ecosystem
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@fallenigloos
@golikehellmachi
parents describe horror at each threshold after throwing their hands up for the prior one
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@souljagoytellem
if you cut out the word mass this category comprises the leaders of at least half the world's population
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@vanillaopinions
I cannot wrap my mind around why a rust belt populist would suddenly feel the need to market himself at the national level as to the right of the president on Israel - has the man ever even set foot there
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@jules_su
such a pathetic contrarian reach lmfao - both are still holding their office and Pelosi gave up party leadership last year
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@DarkWilbo
@watn_tarnation
no one has been president not during a major crisis since coolidge
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@postingwhilegay
@quantian1
at first i wasn't sure whether or not the country's been systematically murdering millions without anyone finding out, but i totally neglected that the guy at the helm right now is lame. my bad, i'll stop questioning the revelations you hand down
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@ChadNotChud
@LinkofSunshine
i don't see the confusion, "true in the most direct senses" means the country has to have been using slavery as the principal wealth generator outside of just one era in one region
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@secantsegment
CONGRATULATIONS
@GovCox
YOUR UNIQUELY FIRM, UPRIGHT, VIRILE SERVICE HAS DRAWN THE ATTENTION OF COUNTLESS REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS, WHO HAVE NOW POOLED THEIR RESOURCES TO OFFER THE COX FAMILY A FREE VACATION TO THE SALT LAKE CITY METROPOLITAN AREA'S VERY OWN the contraption
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@revhowardarson
"it is imperative that these radical brainstorming sessions are conducted under a steering committee drawn from a wholesome convergence of many fields in order to shine a light on overlooked avenues and disentangle ourselves from manufactured preconceptions. by 2080, we will-"
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@JLilers1914
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@souljagoytellem
we need a total and complete shutdown on porn until we appoint a Chokesmaster General to figure out what the hell is going on
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@ChadNotChud
@LinkofSunshine
what primarily slavery-driven economic boom has there been other than in the South 1793 - 1859
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@metr0politics
very solid analysis. firstmostly recommend to anyone interested in this topic.
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@loserbent
you can do free market with strong rent control, market socialism, central planning, whatever, housing people is still a logistical challenge - tbh it only makes sense for proponents of the first to have gripes with what hank's saying rather than just what he's not saying
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@Esqueer_
what power of the federal executive to help LGBT people is there that Biden hasn't used
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@ettingermentum
@AriDrennen
they haven't emotionally recovered from evolution in public schools
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@Bryy_Miller
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@GarbageApe
idk his sense of direction must have been pretty good to be the sole survivor of the attack on that branch
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@CartoonsHateHer
I think we should create a sperm bank just of guys who say they've got a motorboat of a tongue and see what happens in 20 years
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@ArmandDoma
sun-starved latinos and wasians for an end to miscegenation 501c3 by the end of the year I expect
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@shreyabasu003
there's just so much COUNTRY it's getting EVERYWHERE ahhhhhhh
the LAND the BORDERS i'm drowning guys
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@bigseb31213
@un_a_valeable
with this and the lack of an ADA equivalent I have to wonder whether they have any conception at all of a protected class on that godforsaken continent
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@EnchantPlatinum
@souljagoytellem
@SxarletRed
do you think Bernie would have formed a splinter party and screamed general strike if only the DNC weren't such bullies
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@DanglmBatman
@halomancer1
sometimes i forget how bloated the proportion of west-coasters on here is
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@QuetzalThoughts
@revhowardarson
you can't be a real person with real relationships without senseless torment
as a black trans person I would never even think to compare how a white finance bro and a white education major found love before me 😭. what emotional turmoil? what financial obstacles? their parents are married. their grandparents are married. their friends are married.
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@timerube
this is just what happens when you accidentally meditate yourself into a diet thought disorder, to cure it simply go out to lunch with someone
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@UsingCigarettes
they took away mercury because they don't want to let you feel the heat, rise up metalheads
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@worsematt
I would simply use the power of free will and not give them hours of my time
These scammers are pros. It's easy to read this on paper and see all the red flags. But when they've talked to you for hours and flooded you with adrenaline, physically and emotionally exhausting you before pivoting to the scam, it's a different story.
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The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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@nise_yoshimi
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if you run into a woman named presidium you have no choice but to propose on the spot
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@sock_dem
oh yeah, i've been in the netherlands for a week with this as my one meal of the day and i've lost 30
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@GarbageApe
really love when people come on here and blame everything on capitalism or gifted kid syndrome or gender essentialism or whatever just to make extra sure to get the point across that regular old depression is shameful👍👍👍
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@oliverquicks
wrong that's the only meme that became funnier when you dropped it irl and people didn't get it
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@arilyn123
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@Bartaway
the smiley face at the end alone merits exiling stefan from Earth
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