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@D_llack

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3x JD Power & Associates Award Winner. Albany Law ‘26. Professional mensch. Legislative term limits suck. Love buttons. Love da #Isles lets go #Isles . 🇺🇸🇺🇦

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Dave, Jack of No Trades, Master of None
3 years
Since @politi__cal asked for the Tuberville joke list, here it is (1/)
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This would be great for baseball
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How would this work out?
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This is the Twitter equivalent of being a Japanese soldier hiding out in the jungle not knowing the war ended years ago
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WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE
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BREAKING NEWS PRESIDENT HARDING IS DEAD Urgent reports are coming in from San Francisco that, at the age of 57, Warren G. Harding has suddenly died of apoplexy while convalescing at the Palace Hotel. Details to follow as they become available.
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How do I know the queen is dead? Sinn Fein is telling people not to be rude on Twitter lol
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This repulsive ogre is dressed like a cashier at a rural gas station. What low intelligence cretons the voters of Texas are.
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@marcorubio
Marco Rubio
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Any political reporter/commentator claiming Christie “ended” my campaign in 2016 is lazy or dumb NH debate sucked because instead of hitting back when attacked like I wanted to, I listened to advice about “pivoting” & not “punching down” on a CC who was at 7% & about to drop
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Pat Robertson dead VRA alive Trump indicted Joe Biden truly has the mandate of heaven
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@ChuckGrassley "ur pet pidgin, it's dead"
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@tonyhawktruther @PopulismUpdates how will this affect the trout population?
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Yes, I’d like to make a trade
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Offering gamblers lines of credit for gambling is a policy so insane you’d think it was made up by Twitter parody accounts
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Wow. They moved to reconsider and it passed.
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he didn't even write Jeb in lmao
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Bush said he wrote in Condoleezza Rice for president in 2020 election
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Romeo & Juliet movie then vs. now. They are rewriting history in front of our very eyes.
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Romeo & Juliet movie then vs. now. They are rewriting history in front of our very eyes.
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I love that there is a subsection of Twitter democrats now who have formed a cult around JB Pritzker
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@nikicaga Why is Nixon on there but not Teddy Roosevelt
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These little George Santos subplots are my favorite parts about the story
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George Santos wore stolen scarf to 'Stop the Steal' rally, ex-roommate says
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Why is this funny to me
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You will not, in a million years, guess what company he is going to work at
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Vermont's attorney general is resigning to take a job in the private sector.
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If Biden was 10 years younger he’d be unstoppable
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I miss these
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Everyone is like thank Manchin or thank Schumer you really should be thanking Ron Wyden and his staffers for holding every deal in the IRA together
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Dave, Jack of No Trades, Master of None
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These people are just making up their own little world it’s adorable
@johnrich
John Rich🇺🇸
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🤣
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Please cry about it
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@NanHayworth
Nan Hayworth, M.D.
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Ranked-choice voting is too goddamn complicated, advantaging the Party of Government--Leftists and Democrats who spend their days scheming about how to increase the odds of their candidates' winning elections, while Republicans try to tend to business and jobs outside politics.
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I’m mortgaging my house to donate the money to Tommy Hoyt
@DeAngelisCorey
Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
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New Hampshire Representative Tommy Hoyt (D) sent this email to a parent last night: "Do you know why children's results tanked during covid? Their parents were incompetent teachers. Do your children a favor, let the teachers teach, and shut up. You're clearly no professional."
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NY perspective on the senate is Chuck Schumer is set to be the first New Yorker to be Majority Leader since its creation in the early 1900’s
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Watching Jamaal Bowman say Joe Biden will wipe the floor with DeSantis and then he starts naming his accomplishments is heart warming
@RepBowman
Congressman Jamaal Bowman
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Watch me destroy @RepDonaldsPress in a debate on the Capitol steps!
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I cannot think of a time where the opposition tried harder to lose
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Ammar Moussa
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🚨🚨WOW. @RepBuddyCarter promises Republicans will undo President Biden and Democrats' work to cap prescription drug prices if they take back control.
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@nickroberts317 are the Biden's huge or are the carters furniture just very small
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I LOVE VOTERS THEY MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE!
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@sahilkapur
Sahil Kapur
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NEW: Long Island voters are embarrassed by George Santos and split on who to replace him The hotly contest race in this bellwether district is being fought on national issues like immigration and abortion. from NY03, w/ @kekoretski 👇
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@nikicaga Mike Pence:
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@EverydayBastiat That entire thread was excellent
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The 90’s were an incredible time for graphics
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@alex2yc #1 OnlyYurt user in all of greater Mongolia 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Got my first flag
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“Do you have games on your phone?”
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>elects the same CDU member since the fall of the Berlin Wall >member leaves >flips the moment she’s out the door
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I wonder if Duck Durbin still has the photo from this camera
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Hello, University of Austin? I'd like to apply for a LIBERAL arts degree
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@JesseKellyDC Is that how you managed to lose a McCain+6 district in a Republican wave year
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How did we lose Ohio with this guy on our side
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@mtgreenee I’d say fighting with teenagers on Twitter is the high of this evening
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Dave, Jack of No Trades, Master of None
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THE VACCINE IS FREE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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James Hamblin
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Before mocking the horse paste, please consider how our healthcare industry excludes and alienates and bankrupts so many people. As long as we perpetuate that system, don’t act surprised that many will ingest whatever flies in its face.
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So today George Santos has accused: -Nick LaLota of no showing his paid BOE job while getting his JD at Hofstra. -Nicole Malliotakis of insider trading and possibly being a lesbian -Mike Lawler of money laundering campaign funds lol
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Republican whips when it’s time to vote count
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Mayorkas impeachment FAILS 214-216. GOP Reps. Buck, Gallagher and McClintock joined Democrats in voting no
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@janeosanders @ppavnr @DiscussingFilm MRS SANDERS DID YOU ENJOY MORBIUS
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TIL
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Dave, Jack of No Trades, Master of None
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What are some of your favorite November election memes
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@gaslightyourmom Waah waah I only want to understand surface level historical things with a surface level understanding of those surface level topics
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Holy fuck it’s mega Jersey
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Vermont be wild
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Absolute humiliation in NY-19 Republicans outspent Pat Ryan, they had an excellent candidate and they couldn’t seal the deal
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@ChuckGrassley rip pidgin, you have been deaded
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Preemptive strike before we even know who wins in Peru
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@MassJumbo Why are the legs blurred
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“DO YOU HAVE ANY GAMES ON YOUR PHONE”
@normalpols
U.S. politicians doing normal shit
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Portrait of Harry S. Truman when he was 15. 13th March, 1900.
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This would be the funniest outcome by far
@MacFarlaneNews
Scott MacFarlane
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From our new @CBSNews Battleground Tracker poll “If big turnout from younger voters”
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I can’t believe he predicted NFT’s
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There’s something incredible about the senate minority leader essentially saying all of his candidates suck
@frankthorp
Frank Thorp V
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MCCONNELL in KY asked for his midterm projections: "I think there's probably a greater likelihood the House flips than the Senate. Senate races are just different, they're statewide, candidate quality has a lot to do with the outcome."
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The most reasonable pollster
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@_alex_joshua Dean Browning moment
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SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES DON’T SKIP THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE LOCAL
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They grow up so fast
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We love our southern democrats
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This has 25k likes (including from some of my mutuals) about vote blue no matter who for a man who supports Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
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DID HE GET STUCK IN THE BATH TOO
@FrankLuntz
Frank Luntz
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Okay, this is really big news: @JonKarl is about to break a major story about Trump, the GOP, and January 20th that will embarrass a lot of people. It's also in his new book Betrayal, which isn't out yet. Clue: It's been over 100 years since a POTUS did this.
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Guy who is anti-gay but also pro-pedo
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LMAO
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@ChuckGrassley how's the pidgin
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guys how much is a flight from cancun to houston please tell me i'm in so much trouble
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No one: 15-year-old twitter users rotating through ideologies:
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The best comment on the PA redistricting site so far
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@ettingermentum Lmao they count going home to Delaware for the weekend as a vacation
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@OldMemeArchive Bondburger bondburger bondburger
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What if it’s a podcast
@JoeCunninghamSC
Joe Cunningham
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Big announcement coming in the morning. Stay tuned 👀
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“We hate the snake on the lake” My brother in Christ you drew the map
@ohiogop
Ohio Republicans
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@RepMarcyKaptur 's former "snake-on-the-lake" is a textbook example of what Dems need for safe districts. If @EricHolder had his way, every district would look like this. Democrats can't win competitive races in Ohio, so they abuse the legal system.
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Because harassing a sitting senator on the bird app after one of her interns has passed is gonna change her mind
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@Conblob Shot/down
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Honestly it's kinda wild how quickly Virginia went from one landslide to a different landslide
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This is what the expand the house people want
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I love that 3%
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I miss Doug Jones so much
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Never forget
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Have you considered refunding your degree from UVA
@Redistrict
Dave Wasserman
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A 314-117 vote with 149 Rs and 165 Ds to lift the debt limit doesn’t exactly scream “we need to take this out of Congress’s hands in the future.” Recent track record of bipartisan dealmaking has been fairly impressive given intense polarization of electorate.
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“We don’t care about democracy. That’s already done” what
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What’s he up to
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I am not even sure McCarthy could handle a caucus of 10 at this point
@mattgaetz
Matt Gaetz
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McCarthy McConnell McDaniel McFailure
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