Even Fijians are getting Kenyan IDs faster than Somalis. @Saddam_KE

By 2003 Jimi Wanjigi was carting Ksh200 million weekly by diverting Telkom Kenya revenues to his company, . Worst part is he was ready to destroy career civil servants who stood on his way. Today, same Wanjigi and his minion, Willis Otieno, are suddenly so clever. 🚮

Baba Raila Odinga wins the AUC, President William Ruto returns home with LEGITIMACY. He returns home an assured man that the politics of the country is under his grip and control. He returns home to a possible re-election. It is that SIMPLE.

Why would a fellow Kenyan,irrespective of political differences, winning an international post choke & suffocate you Reuben? Strange coming from a well travelled Kenyan.

Classism doesn't happen in female friendships because as women we tend to be friends with people within the same class😂😂😂

John Waluke alikula 67 years juu ya Ksh 297 million NCPB case, Gov Waititu 12years over Ksh 588million!

Kenya hii everyone is a con. Look at @MoraraKebasoSnr , he uses scrap wood, marine boards from construction sites , to make sofa sets. Alafu unaenda Kwa shop yake unapata kama viti vimeng'arishwa leather you pay an arm and a leg kumbe ndani matope tupu

How men's greetings end!

...what a #TBT 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Kenya’s DCI Serious Crime Unit has officially redefined what it means to be a serious crime unit. 🙌 Let’s all give a standing ovation to one JOSEPH MWANGI NGATIA and his team , whose dedication to fleecing citizens is truly unmatched. 👏👏 Instead of solving crimes or following basic legal procedures (like that pesky 24-hour rule), John has been busy turning police cells into his personal piggy bank. 🐷💰 Here’s how it works, folks: 1️⃣ Arrest someone with ZERO evidence. ✅ 2️⃣ Keep them locked up indefinitely because why bother with courts? ✅ 3️⃣ Demand bribes repeatedly until they’re bled dry. ✅ 4️⃣ When you can’t find them anymore, call them directly and casually ask for yet ANOTHER bribe to “dismiss” their case. Oh, and don’t forget to threaten them too—it’s only polite! ✅ Oh, but wait—there’s more! 😂 Apparently, hacking mobile money apps isn’t the only skill set around here. These guys are PROFESSIONAL extortionists who’ve mastered the art of squeezing cash out of innocent people under the guise of “investigations.” Bravo, team! Truly inspiring work. 🎭 And let’s talk about this glorious wanted poster for a moment. Me? A suspect in impersonation and unauthorized access? 🤔 Funny, because last I checked, the real impersonators are the ones wearing badges and pretending to uphold justice. 🦹‍♂️ Meanwhile, there’s no warrant mentioned anywhere on this poster—it’s just vague threats and zero accountability. Classic DCI energy. But hey, shoutout to JOSEPH MWANGI NGATIA and his team for giving me something to laugh about during these trying times. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got live performances of blatant corruption? 🍿 Recording your voice asking for bribes was honestly the highlight of my week. You should consider going viral—you’d make millions if you weren’t already stealing them. 💸 @EACCKenya @ODPP_KE @Kenyajudiciary @DCI_Kenya : Please do your jobs now. This man, JOSEPH MWANGI NGATIA, is running amok like he owns the place. If we allow officers like him to continue operating unchecked, we might as well rename DCI to ‘Department of Corruption & Intimidation.’ Maybe even add a tagline: “Where Justice Goes to Die.” 🪦 Let’s clean up our institutions before they collapse under the weight of their own greed. #CorruptionFreeKenya #JusticeDelayedIsJusticeDenied #ArrestJOSEPHMWANGINGATIA P.S. To JOSEPH MWANGI NGATIA: Next time you decide to shake down innocent Kenyans, maybe try not sounding so desperate on the phone. Just a tip. 😉

Misogyny in Kenya - Femicide, Fatherless Twitter, Gengetone and More... Please do give my video a watch! I’ve worked extra hard on this one. Please do let me know what you think. Thank you!As always it is #EndFemicideKe

@eliasmkar99 Amerix is not even close to displaying intellectualism

The silence of the groupies allied with the primate from Wamunyoro on the conviction of Ferdinand is loud. Where is Sifuna and all…