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Political critic by day, meme curator by night. Shamelessly calling out government shenanigans. Daily laughs in my highlights. Proud Gooner.
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2019
This is what we do BRANDING, 3D Signages, Lightbox, Reception Signages, Wall and Office Branding Business cards and Brochures Printing Stickers and Banners Hoodies and Tshirts Mugs and Personalized Gift Items
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The pink gas is poisonous. Affects your lungs and makes you puke Blood. Beware
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@live__vidz Here's PART 1 of what happened. Description on the thread .Part 2 on my profile
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Distress call for Wambui Zuena:. Her phone is off, and her friends are unsure of her safety. One friend was forcefully removed from a matatu by people searching for Wambui. She was also followed by two men in a black Toyota wish yesterday and reported it to Nyeri Central police
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This is why the government sabotages Etana's show. She stood with Kenya during protests
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Today, I ordered a Bolt ride, and the fare came to around 550. During the trip, the driver insisted on I pay 800, but I firmly declined and kept quiet. Despite his attempts to argue, I stayed silent. When we reached my destination, I paid him 550 via M-Pesa. However, the driver.
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@DD_Geopolitics Turkey sent a shooter (A retired turkey soldier) to the Olympics who:. - Had no specialized lenses.- Wore no eye cover.- Used no ear protection.- Casually had his hands in his pockets. And he still won the silver medal. ๐คฏ
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So my boy got a 15M contract last year and got paid around Sept. He secured a nice harrier and brought an apartment. I got mad and asked him why he misused the money. He laughed and told me, his money is intact. He invested 12M in MMF That brings him around 140k per month!!!!.
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TWITTER LIVE CRIME. He killed her and Twitted Evidence. Back story. Evans Kosgei and Jackline began dating in high school. Their love was so strong that no one could come between them, not even their parents. Thread.
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I hate the way Safaricom delays with mpesa messages nowadays, mtafanya makanga watutandike jamani smh.
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She's searching for her brother BUSH OMWENGA OSORO. RT Widely if you see this .BREAKING NEWS Stephen Letoo Imara Daima #OccupyJKIA Citizen TV Bahati Taj Mall #FreePropesa Defese Enviroment
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Flaqo ameachwa 1 year after buying his girlfriend a brand new car and taking her to Dubai for vacation, shopping. She has introduced a new boyfriend. Flaqo alichanganya biashara na mapenzi.
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My afternoon today was crazy. There's this friend of mine we usually talk. Just casual talks. She stays in Mombasa. Today she video called me. She's never done this. At first I was skeptical about picking the call thinking it's a mistake and we hadn't talked in weeks. 1/.
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Security Docket is no joke.CDF Ogolla, same tactics.same results
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Starting Feb 2025, we're looking to work with 40 to 100 young individuals working remotely on 8 to 9hr shift/Roughly 40hrs a week. Paid $3 per hr. Salaries paid every 2 weeks. Contract 6 months. I'll provide info on applications next week.
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Hugs bro, I'm only 35, we sleep in different rooms and barely talk. If it ain't about the kids nothing. I have more conversations with house girl than my wife!!! .Am happy that way.
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If Uber and Bolt drivers wants to dictate their own prices, they should get their own app. Or wait for customers like normal Taxi drivers in Tao. Coz they're literally taking advantage to get Customers through the app and inturn Bully them. @boltapp @Uber_Support.
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Pombe sio supu. Baddies serving free tirries and Assets in the morning.
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@LylesNoah @LetsileTebogo3 @kenny_bednarek Learn to be humble; See Africa's & World Champion Letsile Tebogo's entrance vs Noah Lyles entrance. Pure humility. Even that 100M the Jamaican whooped you.
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Wanaume hupenda kujifanya hawaoni unawakatia, ingia box bana stop pretending that you don't see the signs๐๐.
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For someone who cooks chapo kama zile za kalongolongo you have a lot of audacity to slander kamande.
Kamande hata upike na maji ya uzima inataste kama simiti.
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My day as single dad. Yesterday I picked him and we went to the office. I did my work as he played. Got home, no food so we ordered. We work up in the morning, we didn't do homework, so we'd to do before leaving the house. He got late for school and I got late for my meetings ๐.
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I told my son that back in shags we used to eat bread only on Saturdays when going to church and even that it was a slice or two the rest of the days it was Ugali ya Jana na Chai. He says "Thank God we ni baba yangu si Brother yangu" ๐๐.
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@live__vidz It was a gang related fight. Reports shows that they'd gone to look for a consignment that was reportedly taken by then rival gang on to walk into a trap. His two friends died of stab wounds while eh managed to escape in the cab and take himself to the hospital.
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Lemme remind you
I lost a Cousin and a grandma. Crazy that the Doctor's strike played a part in it.
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Finally a single dad. Story for another day. Guys, am looking for a house help. Her duties are light house work chores.We already have a washing machine so most work will be just keeping the area clean. Dropping and picking son from school. Someone who can assist with homework DM.
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Nikiifikiria vile kesho naanza kucommute to juja for another 3 months naskia tu kudrop out niolewe๐ญ๐ญ.
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Sisi watu hatuna matako na matiti at least mtu akitupenda tunajua ni genuine ๐๐.
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@creepydotorg Yusuf Dikec -.-Had no specialized lenses.- Wore no eye cover.- Used no ear protection.- Casually had his hands in his pockets.The Goat In my Books.
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Kitu isikudanganye dating an older man is better, ni vile tu wakona kakitu๐ just stick to your age bracket and have fun.
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This is the Summary for the Kes. 700/ (5$) an Hr content moderation I advetised earlier. So here is a summary of the work I talked about. The job is basically Being an AI moderator in East and Central Africa. Your Job, (If hired) is to automatically review and filter content to.
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If you usually ghost people or start acting weird after being intimate with them for no valid reason just know you're a bloody fool and you need to grow up.
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One thing I've learned is to make sure you go out drinking with someone before dating them.
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Kware Dumping site is on fire. What will happen to the remaining Bodies? Who lit the fire ?.We're dealing with a criminal regime. They are now burning evidence. Aki this gobermt. #RutoMustGo.
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House helps of Kawangware was such a good show. Abel Mutua's script writing is topnotch
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@creepydotorg Turkey sent a 51 year old shooter (A retired turkey soldier) to the Olympics who:. - Had no specialized lenses.- Wore no eye cover.- Used no ear protection.- Casually had his hands in his pockets. And he still won the silver medal. ๐คฏ.
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Kuna mtu aliniambia no matter how long it takes atatafuta pesa then he'll come back to date me๐๐bro.
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Nimekumbuka one time I asked this friend of mine about her guy friend and she brushed me off with I'm not his type๐๐ .two years later, I had to go back to the drawing board and restrategize, and I did prove her wrong๐.
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UKIKATALIWA, KUBALI. So the two people, Tonnie and Amakove and feuding and the beef is so bad it's been all over the internet today. If you don't know I'll bring you to speed. Back story. THREAD.
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Don't skip your hoe phase aty uende kuolewa, utateseka sawasawa.
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Our last born is younger than my daughter, to say I was mad is an understatement ๐.
Did everybodyโs parents make another sibling 10 years later?
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My neighbor amenipea lift leo and his driving is a discovery eeyy๐ but he noticed that I've been stressed and gave me the most useful advice. if you pray to God make it specific to exactly what you want and let Him handle it.
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8 missed calls then when I call back, She's just left to be with the Lord. Today I'll mourn My best friend, The only person understood me.
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Since God won't listen to my prayers I'm also not going to listen to his sermons, kila mtu ajiongeleshe.
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I think my ex just saw me get rained on my way home akiwa kwa gari yake๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Just an update on this. There's no application fees or anything. We'll conduct a screening interviews then formal one later. Lemme also make it clear. Client is paying $8 per hr per person. The government is taking $2 tax and we only remain with 1 dollar as management fees.
Starting Feb 2025, we're looking to work with 40 to 100 young individuals working remotely on 8 to 9hr shift/Roughly 40hrs a week. Paid $3 per hr. Salaries paid every 2 weeks. Contract 6 months. I'll provide info on applications next week.
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this dress ๐ฅ
kuna picha inaniwasha ๐๐ it's so good ๐ฉ.
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From Maria to Sultana to Becky๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ kenyan producers should free themselves from the shakles of naming every movie after the main female character.
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Muachane na highschool girls btw, we want next year wote warudi shule.
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Most men who are really close to their moms and sisters are the ones that know how to properly treat a woman.
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@Gideon_Kitheka You won't get the Solar. He's a fraudster. I sent him money and he didn't deliver.
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@KhalifKairo Kairo unatry kusema nini? Ama akili huna? We blame the police coz their 1st duty is to protect life of the citizens. Even if it's organ harvesting still we blame the police coz if they did their job, this wouldn't have happened.
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@georgenjoroge_ No he's improved. New bed, new seats. Bana. Hata wewe you didn't start Rich. Nkt.
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When I go for a sleepover na nipate nyumba iko untidy I'll just help clean up the place the next day na si aty ju ya mapenzi, nooo๐๐ vitu ndogo ndogo huniwasha, like why would you pile up dirty dishes??!.
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Sai ningekuwa kwa mtu wangu nikimwambia how hectic my week has been akinipapasa tu locs pole pole but here we are๐ญ๐ญ๐
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Once more dick does not alter the diameter of the vagina, desist from being daft!.
So my future wife ako huko Juja either KU ama Jkuat. Na kazi ni kuongezwa diameter on daily basis for free! Alafu mimi nikuje nilipe mahali. Can never be me. Kama watachukua kuku ni sawa. Otherwise NO.
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Slowly dying inside because of guilt, people may forgive you but it's so hard forgiving yourself for making stupid mistakes ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Guys about this, dont DM. I can't reply to all DMs. I will do an update on Friday about everything. What the job entails. And you can't book for someone. Everyone will have equal opportunities to interview. No Fees is needed for anything. Payments will be done via E-Wallet in.
Starting Feb 2025, we're looking to work with 40 to 100 young individuals working remotely on 8 to 9hr shift/Roughly 40hrs a week. Paid $3 per hr. Salaries paid every 2 weeks. Contract 6 months. I'll provide info on applications next week.
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My friend is still admitted! And here still amazed. This is one client we tried bagging the whole of last year. And they called out of nowhere!!!! .Anyway as you sleep, please pray for her. He name is Nelly. End
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@citizentvkenya One death merchant off the streets. Let's hope for more. Congratulations to the stubber.
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Eliud Kipchoge just dropped off. Truth be told, He is old. The goat can't do it. The body gone. #Paris2024.#marathon #Olympic2024
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Mtu hana hata matiti ndio akona audacity ya kuita Luo men uncircumcised, the absolute ghetto ๐๐.
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At this point am starting to feel bad for Kairo. As a business man, I know how this feels. You'll be back. @KhalifKairo chin up bro. The storm will die and the sun will rise again. Round 2 bro
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Quick question, if you can't satisfy your wife sexually would you allow her to get a side piece for only that purpose just to keep the marriage going?.
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@MusaliaMudavadi @Diaspora_KE @roselinenjogu This very shameful. How do you celebrate exporting your most active labor age group to western countries? Instead of creating employment locally, you're sending them to build economy of another country. If you guys didn't value corruption, Kenya would be so much ahead.
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Finding an old soul in this generation is very rare, the type of people that cherish little things such as sunsets, old songs, hand holding, forehead kisses yk.
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sisemi I wanted gifts but showing support to someone you call your friend is important.
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Uganda's 1st successful protestor to reach Parliament premises during the #March2Parliament protests happening now in Kampala has been arrested swiftly by security officers. #TheyWillNotBelieve .#MarchToParliament is on. More protestors expected
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Guess what, A customer we've been chasing for months called. On a Saturday!!! .They want us to brand all their 25 vehicles!!! .Broooooo this is business in the north of 800k plus. I don't know if it's her prayers or I'm just lucky. Anyway the client just sent the deposit. 6/.
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Never understood what men really mean by calling a babe โmali safiโ, ni usafi wa mwili, roho, tabia ama?.
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Kupost thirst traps na ukona bwana/boyfriend ni disrespectful to the man imo.
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However, their relationship faced a significant challenge when Jackline became pregnant, which angered her father, leading to her disownment. Despite the adversity, Jackline confided in Evans, who, being the responsible young man he was, decided to step up and support her.
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After the birth of their baby girl, Evans made a sacrifice for Jackline's education by selling his sheep, parcel of land, and some trees to pay for her school fees. He enrolled her in Muranga University, where she pursued a Bachelor of Education degree and eventually graduated.
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Having a partner that doesn't fuck up your pH balance is a real blessing.
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Shockingly, Jackline's father, who had disowned her, approved of her relationship with Shadrack and advised Evans to leave them alone, as Shadrack was providing for them financially.
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Kuna time nilibeba kuku kutoka ushago nikaenda nayo campus kupikia the loml and his friends๐๐๐.
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