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david. 6’4” 230ish. lefty. curly haired hater with a heater from the city of big shoulders.
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my guy, you live in Chicago. have you heard of...
Half of my brain that loves a good rendering - “wow this is sick”
The other half that lives in reality - “where the fuck are we going to park?”
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if you do I’ll organize a Chicago medium ugly guy meet up
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@Brandon4Chicago
please reconsider your increase in Metra fare. tax/disincentivize people from driving, not from public transit.
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bout to be a banner day for this meme
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@bigcontentguy
when she says yes, I'll give you a USA flag to hold like the gold medal winners do
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@_kimberlybates
this kinda misses the point though, right? pay ranges this low for a job this demanding will absolutely filter out those not privileged enough to take a pay cut
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it is so fucking good to be (in my new) home
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Kamala Harris in the bullpen right now
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holy fuck this city is beautiful
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she texted me back with a picture of her outfit and asked when I can see her next
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title this pic “Cause and Effect”
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what if we kissed in the OHare Terminal 5 security line next to the City of Chicago Cannabis Amnesty Box?
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Chicago is a beautiful city filled with beautiful people
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hey ya beauties don’t forget to drink some water and eat three meals today 🍊
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do the same thing with Addison and Clark by Wrigley while we're at it
After a driver mowed down pedestrians outside of a White Sox game, a witness said 35th Street should close during games.
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- rec league volleyball champs
- she kissed me today
- orioles 8 yankees 3
Great fucking day boys & girls
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@JamesCappleman
Thanks for showing up!! Oh nvm thanks for tweeting a screenshot of stuff already on Twitter!
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I am so inside you Chicago and it feels so good
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Chicagoans when we see a slab of concrete
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some say all a man needs is a giant ass couch in his new apt
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if you ran along the Chicago lakefront and you didnt take off your shirt, did you really run along the Chicago lake front?
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Chicago: *becomes summer*
Chicagoans:
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the amount of hatred towards women we’re bout to see on this app might be enough to get me off of it for a while
Really simple, underdiscussed reason why Kamala Harris shouldn’t be President
No children
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before a beer after a beer
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Runs with friends are always better (soup is faster guys)
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do not run 6.5 miles after housing Five Guys the night before.
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$0.00
How much do y’all spend on gas monthly?
My husband doesn’t commute to work (but will sometimes go work at a coffee shop 3 miles away). I drive a normal amount (I THOUGHT) and apparently we spend around $400/month on gas??? We don’t even go anywhere!!!
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Sunny and 75, sold out at Wrigley, people everywhere, except car-choked streets of Addison and Clark :/
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The department that has always struggled with transparency (and is getting $1.99 Billion of our tax dollars) just got less transparent.
With no debate, on a 42-7 roll call, Council approves hundreds of millions of dollars in new police salary expenses, as well as a new 18-month limit on internal investigations and limits on use of body worn camera footage in disciplinary cases.
Details:
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just gave the cute coffee shop blonde the ick by looking scared when a bee landed on me
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self care is back in, I’m gonna have a shower beer and turn on some baseball
self care is cancelled I'm gonna have a drink in a tiny bikini and act out
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concrete beaches rock and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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three great things. can you spot them?
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some would say this is all a man needs
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6’4” and walking out the door rn
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this and some premarital
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still sore from this shit yesterday, so now you guys get to see it.
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Running 16 miles in a new city > therapy
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Hey
#bikechi
, anyone happen to know if the Sox let’s us bring in our e bike batteries? (
@chicagobikesox
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after a 14 hour workday it’s time to leave the office. happy Friday!
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I’m convinced I will find my lover on one of these things
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me & who
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“I better see some hustle” bro this isn’t little league practice lmfao this is people not being killed on our streets
@dsfpspacefl1ght
The problem is people who aren’t considerate. If I’m being considerate by stopping when it’s my turn to go because you jay-walked or start crossing when the crossing hand hand already stopped flashing, I better see some hustle.
And no I don’t get angry at stopped school buses.
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Literally any angle street in Chicago. Basketball courts there for scale
Where would you do this in YOUR city?
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em when she’s at Wrigley when the cubs are losing:
baseball is one of America’s greatest treasures what do you mean you don’t like going to games and having a beer and hot dog with your friends
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Going out in Lakeview or Wrigleyville as a
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urbanist makes your blood boil, in case anyone was wondering. Car violence for days. That said, go Hoosiers.
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takes like these feel very disingenuous. wanting to make our city better in one (very impactful) way doesn’t automatically leave less for other pressing issues. you can be demand change about both.
also- if you do something illegal with a 2 ton machine, smile, you’re on camera
Bike twitter needs to chill esp in Chicago. Yes traffic violence is bad & the city must address it but tweeting & posting narc pics isn't it. There are more pressing issues in the city, structural violence much more devastating than the fact that the city is built for cars.
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we used to be a proper country (built beautiful ballparks integrated into urban neighborhoods)
Not a sports guy but I have a working theory that baseball was once America’s pastime simply because of their accessible neighborhood stadiums.
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it seems like many gridders and part-time gridders (myself) will be bike-soxing today
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Quote from Phillies owner John Middleton
The Phillies paid nick Castellanos 20 million this year for a 1.6 WAR season.
The Reds paid Will Benson 750k for a 1.6 WAR season 🔥
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@drjagaloon420
@itskylelucas
They die because they have to “go around” the car parked in the bike lane
The death of Lily Shambrook, 3, due to a ComEd trucker blocking a bike lane, highlighted the fact that illegal parking in bikeways can have tragic results. Ald. LaSpata says there's a new way for citizens to get bike lane scofflaws ticketed.
#bikeCHI
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what that dog in me is gonna be like once it hits 70° here
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her name is the Rocket City Trash Panda, and she’s great at carry out lunch trips
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The European mind cannot possibly comprehend this. Bear Down
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me & who
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I promise I’ll stop posting all my runs at some point, but I’m really proud of this one
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I need everyone to see the jerseys we’re wearing today. Who’s ready to get (oat) MILKED?!?!?!?
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@_kimberlybates
yep. it's an industry of privilege, and only those privileged enough financially (including myself) can participate in it.
it has to change.
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fellas,,, for future reference do not try to spit game on the lake front trail
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my 20 mile ass is 4 beers deep at wills right now don’t be soft
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57 years since IU has gone 5-0. Let’s have a Saturday boys & girls
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I grew up 4 blocks from LSD. blast that Highway into the fucking sun
Ongoing trend of Chicago transplants wanting LSD gone is funny to me
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The legs feed the wolf boys. Happy Friday - let’s have a day
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you like that shit, tired flyer boy?
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we’re all just green boats looking for our pink boat. Happy Saturday Chicago
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waiting for a meeting to start, what should my 20,000th photo be? lot of pressure to make it a good one!!
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Time for Sunday night baseball: Baltimore Orioles vs Texas Rangers. Happy Pride Day! Google Pride Day Rangers to learn more
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let’s see a pic of you wearing a hat. (i do not own a cowboy hat) (i need a cowboy hat that fits) (do they make cowboy hats in size 8?)
let’s see a pic of you wearing a hat. (i do not own a cowboy hat) (i need a cowboy hat)
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the post bar divvy is the only way to end the night
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@foxyjewishmama
Halsted bike bus arts and crafts project?
Do you want to replicate this with your bike lane in your neighborhood? Here's how you can do that 🧵:
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HOTTOGO is playing at Camden Yards right now and it’s kind of a bop
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