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for the first time in a long, long time, a no-gimmick, straight-up top 100 topster. was surprised by how much more difficult it was than the last time i did it!!!
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lmao i can't believe that worked how did he get piers to just shut the fuck up
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it was brought to my attention that this ship dynamic actually exists and is now my favorite thing ever. I need some recommendations
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he’s invented perpetual motion but the only way to keep it going is to torture a baby
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i guarantee you will never see this twist coming
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honestly so funny that one man’s obsession with 70s progressive rock has infiltrated basically all of japanese culture so that there are now unintentional emerson lake and palmer references in dark souls and pink floyd references in danganronpa. i aspire to that kind of power
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a friend cured me of this by just staying completely silent every time i did it so i had to sit with what i just said and why i had said it. it was really funny
self depreciation to invite compliments is a very common bad habit but it's still bad and manipulative
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So weird how all these tweets read exactly as if someone just swapped the word "Zionists" for "Jews"
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smh i knew i shouldve put a watermark on here
it was brought to my attention that this ship dynamic actually exists and is now my favorite thing ever. I need some recommendations
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five years after 9/11 and people were still being this insane about it
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@magickfartz
its probably only a thing in fandom spaces but i hope it becomes real someday <3
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“why are bottoms always falling in love with me what did i do to deserve this”
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since this got five billion likes i feel compelled to point out that omelas is not about how fucked up it would be to torture a child but is instead about how fucked up it is that we as readers and human beings can’t even imagine a utopia that doesn’t run on suffering
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people who do injections: how do/did you overcome that basic hardwired human urge to not stab yourself with a big fucking needle
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would you rather be trapped in the woods with a bear or yassified james somerton
After another rebrand to The Achillean Boy (because man can’t help but use the same Greek mythology branding as Telos), he began going on tiktok, first using AI voices and emoji avatars before finally using his actual face and voice, which is how others discovered it was him
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@GarlicCorgi
it's incredible to read the chapter back over and realize you see him doing it but it happens with so little fanfare that you probably didn't even register that he was doing anything
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i mean of course prog rock was huge in japan throughout the 70s and many influential japanese artists and composers were directly inspired by it in the decades that followed but jojo’s might as well be the weeb monomyth everything that came after directly springs from it
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@thefemiurge
she looks like in movies when a girl disguises herself as a little orphan boy to get a job shining shoes on the streets of london
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you were probably mis-taught it in high school so it’s worth going back and reading it again because the real message—how can we strive for a world without suffering if we can’t even imagine it?—is pretty important and far more interesting to think about than “is torture bad?”
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@DUSKdev
while i think $8 is a fair price, it definitely will look like money grubbing unless you add some small extra shit to the game (could even be like an extras folder with demos or soundtrack stuff or w/e)
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They invented ballgags so you could fuck femboys without having to listen to their dogshit opinions
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@pierbiwierbi
one of my weird but deeply-held convictions that it should be completely illegal to circumcise minors
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@thefemiurge
i had an rpg character like this except he was an old west gunslinger so he drew and fired his gun by kicking it and it could transform into a pogo stick he could use to basically fly
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still might be my favorite tweet of all time
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just found out m parents have deliberately re-enabled motion smoothing on the living room tv after i turned it off because they think it makes movies look better im gonna be sick
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so i walked in this morning and my coworker handed me a vial of their blood
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wait were allowed to name our children after slurs? why didn’t anyone tell me sooner
Gypsy Rose Blanchard will be released from prison exactly one week from today.
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i am being 100% serious when i say elon musk is trying to censor this story. he banned the account that posted it, but he can never suppress the truth
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the disappointment i feel at everyone going "futurama reference!!!" not knowing that the futurama bit was a reference to the king in yellow which predicted this in 1895
An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law.
At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.
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@TheOfficiaIGaml
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
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oh ok so it's gonna suck good to know
The Vault Boy imagery will get an origin story in the ‘FALLOUT’ series.
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need to be the heart (sandwiched between them)
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@halomancer1
“i don’t tip american food service workers because they don’t have free healthcare” that’ll teach them
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at one point when i knew it was going to be taking a picture i opened up our discord chat and started typing for a really long time but didn’t send anything just to fuck with it
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thinking of coming up with a gender neutral way to say "amab"...................................... what about "amxb"
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uh oh the europeans found this tweet
wait were allowed to name our children after slurs? why didn’t anyone tell me sooner
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@goofxist
seriously insane that he never referenced rush. the absence of jethro tull makes more sense but i’m still sad about it
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reminder
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please god fuck let this be ye news
Kanye West has filed 26 new trademark applications for the term "YEWS" 🤔
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@DannyVegito
they were on set one day and gosling was just like what if i sang and they did it all in one take
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that's an incredibly transphobic way to say "good people are better than bad people"
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every dumbass saying “wow this must be so painful for the poor horse” seemingly hasn’t watched the video because the horse is standing completely still and letting it happen
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how the fuck are people getting mad at me for messages i didn't even send
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2-page essay bro you aren’t old enough to have this picture saved on your computer
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@polypocketknife
i'm actually the nonbinary police and the person who said this to you is being excommunicated back into the binary
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neurotypical abled cis men who help feed the homeless are better people than disabled autistic trans women who murder babies. pay no attention to why i might be drawing this equivalency
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some of y’all will see a tweet like “i think it’s weird to fuck yoyr cousin” and reply “but my cousin and i didnt even know each other growing up so it’s fine for us right 🥺” like who is forcing you to say anything just fuck your cousin in peace why do you need twitters approval
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@esmesayss
But there are other reasons than complacency that obstruct people from coming out: living with parents, an abusive home situation, access to employment/healthcare, etc. The film seems to say that those people live utterly empty and pathetic lives, which is both cruel and untrue
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i thought this was fake and had to look it up to make sure. this is what someone would write as a parody of the new york times opinion section
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update: it was only difficult because the pharmacy gave me the wrong size of needle. tried again with 25g and it was completely fine and didn't hurt or make me bleed at all
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i thought threats weren't allowed on twitter
Kevin Feige says “even after 32 movies, it feels like we’ve barely scratched the surface” of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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@oncloud_e
if beautiful women can't even go on walks dressed like this what are we doing as a society
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@lilestradiol
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how do you know they were lesbians they don’t sound like real gays to me
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i wish i liked her music because i love everything else about her
Ethel Cain responds to Joe Biden sending support to the Israeli military:
“we need to bring back assassinations…billionaires and politicians should be strung up in the street because what the hell is going on. and we can't even have a revolution because our terroristic military
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guy who thinks face/off is non-fiction
that's cool. anyways, i love superhero movies and fantasy movies or just purely fictional. theyre better than "real cinema movies"
i rather watch a movie thats about superheroes or something that doesnt exist than watching a movie thats boring news or old history
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of course it's a womenlover tweet
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sorry not sorry, not going to care about larry david because i grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. hearing the key in the door every evening was my own larry david for almost 20 years
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@halomancer1
maybe its just me but i feel like dracula is more cool and fun to put in your art than like a dark fucked up bugs bunny or what ever
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ok hang on just looked up what she did and why the fuck was she even in prison in the first place
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kiryu reacts to this information the same way he would react to getting stuck in traffic
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@TheDouggernaut
smh don’t leave out the middle part
this here’s katana. she’s got my back. she could cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. i would advise not being killed by her… her sword traps the souls of its victims.
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@bornposting
this is the moment that took me from "really? they're gonna go on for another season? what's the point without gus?" to "SEASON FIVE LET'S FUCKING GO I'M GONNA START RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
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posting a scan of saturn devouring his son and going “me at 3am eating shredded cheese directly out of the bag” and francisco goya comes back to life to kill himself in front of me
Can you guys not do this? It's not you, it's my character. It's ok to relate to his looks, vibes and be inspired, but this feels a bit invading. Am i wrong for feeling this?🥲
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2 and a half hour video about a children's show i don't care about hell yeah
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