Ur🍄Ellie
@ellienotnora
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she/it/fae/mush | 'the best noodle' $maybeellie 🔞: @faegock
ellie
Joined December 2020
something about seeing someone who has actually killed another human being in service to the state using 'unalived' just makes the inhumanity of this kind of self censorship incredibly apparent.
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me on her thingy if im being quite honest.
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that's where they keep her.
the one thing I took away from the Dr Pepper museum is that there’s a really big hole with no explanation about it there
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@CeraGibson can confirm i lived with a house full of them in pittsburgh it was so dramatic and a hundred percent theatrics,, like cope however you want whatever but fuck off that's not ur "evil alter" throwing a tantrum and hitting your/my gf on the lawn that's all you bitch.
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every year I think about how my LESBIAN MOTHERS took me to pride every year until I was like 14 and how I never realized trans people were a real thing or even that I might be one of them until 20.
In my exp transfems exist at pride not as a culture reping ourselves but as a cause. If you're a c1s gay or les you'll find art of you, or a tacky pin that says "I ❤️ vagina" with a les flag color scheme. If you're transfem there's flags & shirts that say "protect trans kids".
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everyone's got that one oomfie that does NOT fuck around about snoopy.
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@halomancer1 i thought pissing ur pants was a woman thing i remember some terfs being really proud of not being able jump on their trampoline with her kids or something.
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a character that’s so transgender they can be headcanoned as both ftm and mtf and everyone is just like “yeah”.
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need to b built like this u don't understand
I found that *many* people in the late 1800s/early 1900s were not thin. *Lots* of people had poor diets and were portly by today's (ideal) standards. eg famous actresses from the 1880s, E. J. Bellocq from 1912. Common male and fem body type at the time!.
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breaking bad au where Walt is an art teacher and starts selling sonic porn to pay for his cancer treatment.
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the actual work was okay but i did get hatecrimed a little bit on the bus home n needed stitches and also dropped my phone and i think its still on the bus, n the lost n found is closed till tomorrow, so i was alone in the ER for like 3 hours,, otherwise,,, not so bad
everyone say good luck at ur first day at work ellie ur gonna b okay.
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@femdemiurge i gave the bartender sixty dollars the other day when i had a 30 dollar tab because even though I knew I was handing her twenties I thought they were only worth 10 each so I needed a 3rd one.
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@Hannah_bmbmbm maybe if femboys were even remotely capable of slaying it wouldn't have to be this way.
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"money saving life hack" and it's just being homeless.
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men just don't rob banks to fund their girlfriends transition anymore.
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i don't know if it's more an indictment on them or on pride itself that i never even met a trans person until I was 19,, but i think about it all the time.
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im biologically incapable of just scrolling past this,,, i have to watch it every single time.
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im coming out as anti goblin murder.
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something about seeing someone who has actually killed another human being in service to the state using 'unalived' just makes the inhumanity of this kind of self censorship incredibly apparent.
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@griffonatrix also like baby The Trauma already did that im just playing the cards im dealt.
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today's going a lot better.
the actual work was okay but i did get hatecrimed a little bit on the bus home n needed stitches and also dropped my phone and i think its still on the bus, n the lost n found is closed till tomorrow, so i was alone in the ER for like 3 hours,, otherwise,,, not so bad
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im not poly i just want a gf who cheats on me what's so hard to understand.
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do you ever wonder like,, psychologically,, what it does to a person to regularly handle the human nervous system like that.
Cutting into a brain of a former football player. [📹 60 Minutes Australia].
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@stunt_clock @anglescore @MeganBitchell that's the proper reaction? Is this supposed to be a criticism?.
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if anyone wants to support me or anything heres the gfm we set up last month to help with rent,, im sure a hospital bills gona show up soon and idk what im gonna do if the lost and found doesnt have my phone tommorow.
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@ItsChloeNow what do you mean adults who work with and around children are still adults and allowed to express themselves and their sexuality/gender/etc however they like when they're not around children.
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if i saw this out my window idk im jumping through the glass and hugging snoopy im kissing his head im potentially bleeding out and falling five stories but he's worth it.
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@KingChristianCS @Fona0_0 nobody said anything about attacking anyone or inciting any violence, they were just sharing publicly available information.
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@CeraGibson my favorite part was how she only realized that she was plural after meeting my gf(now ex) and she pretty much stopped switching or whatever when they were finally on the outs and basically never did any of that shit when she wasn't around,, isn't that so convenient.
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@woodstockSSB literally same my old roommate asked me what she was injecting on her like third rewatch when I was starting it for the first time in like 2019/20.
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oomfies I bumped into my date at the bar on Friday and I had my 5 out to pay for my beer and she had a 20 out and told me to "put that away mines bigger" and paid for my drink 🥺.
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@clockygf do u think that thing has a black box i wana hear their last moments down there so bad.
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well,, after the hardest six months of my life, moved across the country got assaulted broke up w someone for the first time and now getting evicted, seems like it's time to head home home, if anyone wants to help me it'd mean the absolute world to me.
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Amazing things happening in Ireland.
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@halomancer1 had a whole conversation with them and I didn't get any closer to understanding why they were so upset about it,, absolutely baffling type of person. like if you don't want others to identify you as a man maybe identifying as a man isnt for you.
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@chaser_bait just seeing this, I supported her when I thought she just brutalized a tboy during sex,, this is the first im hearing of all this magic business, unfollowing now.
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Would you like to become one with me? Of mind, body, and spirit? It could be very, very nice.
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what r we thinking team
yeah you’re pretty but do you have a nice tummy ?.
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sorry i texted u and got too overwhelmed to reply for like a week please don't hate me it's just that nothing feels real and the world i live in doesn't seem to care if im a part of it.
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@GrayyDuck @janceecnaj @princessfps @OnFireSemmler yeah th same opportunities they just have to deal with a ton of sexual harassment and misogynistic attitudes to take those opportunities.
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@halomancer1 there's a joke in here somewhere ab metroidvanias but im either too sleepy or not sleepy enough to find it.
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if ur transgender you have to eat Chinese food, if you accomplish something else then good, if you accomplish nothing else then good but you have to eat Chinese food.
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Ima say it. Sone of these “trans women” have approached transitioning like a dude.
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everybody b proud of ellie it was a,big girl n took the bus all by herself today :3
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@Dmuniz231 @gabeatethesoap didn't they kill all the water benders from the southern tribe, including her mother.
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@ErinInTheMorn what is green?? grass literally is green because it is green how the fuck does she think that's a gotcha im losing my mind.
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white boy stuns starbucks barista by ordering in fluent /tttt/.
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something incredibly lesbian about this.
Me: I need a "personal massager".Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?.Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?.Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this
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ellie going to be job interviewed everyone say good luck ellie u look very employable today
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