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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 months
FYI, that dad is me. But how about we just say “normal dad snaps on gross streamer for cat-calling his underage daughter”. Because that was a pretty normal reaction for someone doing that. Headline implies that I am an angry one when in fact I’m reacting to terrible behavior
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Angry dad snaps on streamer for catcalling his underage daughter
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 months
Not to mention, if I took his head off, that would’ve been more of an “angry” dad. My reactions is pretty levelheaded when you look at it from that standpoint because most people would’ve just started fighting the guy?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 months
@mexikantt I don’t know. Not really into butt stuff I guess?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
I’m the “angry father” in this vid that’s going viral. I knew he was filming. Thats the only reason he still has a working smile on his face. I didn’t know he was live streaming. Apparently there’s not 1 person who thought what he did was appropriate. Restored my faith in society
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YouTube Streamer "King Aladdin" gets punked by Angry father after he cat calls his young teenage daughter!
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@theskylerstone
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2 years
@JaireLockdown Dude that’s his SON. So Fucking dumb to post this
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@theskylerstone
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2 months
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@chasebunker
Chase Bunker
2 months
@theskylerstone “You entered my world” was such a cold line. You have a lot more restraint than I do.
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@theskylerstone
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2 years
@Phil_Lewis_ Your stupid son shot a woman in the foot. Sit down.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
Coachella 2021 happening! Halloween wknd. Frank Ocean Billie Eilish Rage Tickets on sale Friday and announced tomorrow! Must be vaccinated
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
Oh fuck me sideways I was doing FINE today Rex as a total grump and now after seeing this I’m being nice to my kid and wife and I even told a homeless dude he looks handsome today!
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
This good boy — a victim of abuse — was refusing to eat. So the Veterinarian nursing him back to health decided to try a different technique. Humanity.🌎❤️
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
Yeah that was me alright, realizing that apparently there’s an Aladdin that sucks worse than the remake that came out this summer
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@theskylerstone
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2 years
@1capplegate Well, actually, now that you bring it up, a lot is wrong with people and that’s exactly why they said that to you. It doesn’t even have to do with you. They may as well be talking to themself as the self loathing in that person is beyond obvious. You keep being badass CA!
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@theskylerstone
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6 years
@davidalangrier @kanyewest Oh. Yeah I always cry at those
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@theskylerstone
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2 months
Lmao 🤣
@bluedressnamba
pom enjoyer
2 months
@theskylerstone “You just entered my world” hard af
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 months
Amen! lol… that guy was the WORST
@b_swag_
B_Swag
2 months
@theskylerstone There is nothing more satisfying than seeing an absolute douche getting emotionally eviscerated. Even his friends were throwing in the towel for him.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
@RexChapman Sinkhole videos are the scariest things I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Carrot Top up close before.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
@MrGeorgeWallace While I absolutely agree with the overall point you’re making, I do want to point out that in no way should we trust the numbers that have been released from China. Other than that everything in this tweet is correct. Trump needs to chill with that rhetoric!
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
@DrChangsta @coachella Americans are vaccinated. Covid is over. If you don’t feel safe, don’t go
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 months
My Verizon service is down. Anyone else? I can’t make any calls and I can’t send any texts. And when people call me, they say it goes straight to voicemail.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
This guy gets it
@goodmanwritings
What's GoodmⒶn? 🇦🇲🇵🇸🇺🇦
5 years
@theskylerstone And this is why I love stand up and can't stand youtube personalities/culture. Good on you.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@AhhaahSuisse @JaireLockdown God who hurt all of you. My god
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
@MorganStaxx @Domothetruth11 @jobreauxx I’m confused… What exactly do you think there is to figure out? America does not have strategic plans in place like Australia and New Zealand and therefore anybody can do pretty much anything. They don’t check temperatures and they don’t require a negative test prior to boarding
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
@TitusNation OK but who just sent you that long ass text on your phone?!
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
Thnx man. Don’t come after my daughter or I turn into a Fucking loon
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
Congrats. Luckily u don’t have to worry about any of this stuff til they’re about 14. Enjoy it while it lasts, cuz it doesn’t. 🙏
@GoonieFlex
Flex
5 years
@theskylerstone with a daughter expected to be here in about two months, you sir are the father I aspire to be. Thank you 🙏
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
1 year
I wanted to get these three comics together for as long as I’ve been putting on shows. And I finally did it! This Saturday! More than halfway sold out, so hurry! #ComedyRocks at #JamInTheVan @thebrianposehn @pattonoswalt @RoryAlbanese
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@Reese10Angel What a stupid thing to get mad about. Who gives a SHIT if both teams go. It’s their White House currently. Their term. We elected Biden. He makes the calls. Not you. You’re just mad cuz u were rude to the other team and don’t wanna run into them. End of story. Lmfao 🤣
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
Holy shit. Premeditated AF. Can I pls announce their sentencing to their faces?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
6 years
@kanyewest I don’t get it. What is this?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@SimuLiu Huh? It’s all that’s on the news and has been all night and morning. There’s been very detailed coverage and the whole nation is shocked and it’s all anyone is talking about. Not sure why you’d say otherwise.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
2.5 years sober! 😃
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@theskylerstone
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2 years
@TitusNation I can’t believe there’s people I went to high school with, people I’m related to, and people that live on my block that think January 6th was necessary and the moral thing to do
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@theskylerstone
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6 years
I know ur pretty insulated but Russia JUST MEDDLED IN OUR ELECTION. And ur asking Americans to root for Russian teams cuz they’ll donate 2 LGBT causes? That’s like me telling peeps 2 root for N Korea cuz they promised they’d buy girl scout cookies from my kid. THEYRE NOT OUR PALS
@Caitlyn_Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner
6 years
I’m now a Russia fan! To find out why, check out my video below for @paddypower and then you can show support too via #RainbowRussians COME ON RUSSIA!” #ad For more information, check out:
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@theskylerstone
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2 months
Thnx 💪🏻
@MonteyBurnz
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5 years
@sinatraswinery @coachella @RollingLoud @lollapalooza No it is 1000% moved to those new dates… The artists are already confirmed. There’s not a chance in hell all this panic will be going on in October dude
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
@KEEMSTAR this makes no sense LOL. They’re literally THE most popular DJs of all time. Their show at Coachella in 06 is considered the most legendary EDM set of all time & it changed EDM 4ever. They’ve made so many bangers in the last 15 yrs its insane. Peeps dress like them for Halloween
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@theskylerstone
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4 years
@thetzechun Well for some reason people get mad when I tell the truth that Empire of the Sun is Steven Spielberg’s best movie 🎥 🤷‍♂️
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
@jamieleecurtis Thank you Jamie… That’s what I was addicted to too… I have 2 1/2 years… well I really have today of course. God bless you for speaking out and using your pull. I’ve always loved you. And your husband gave me one of my first movie roles ever in For Your Consideration! ❤️ 🙏
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@theskylerstone
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2 years
@Literallysaid1 @YWNReporter What the Fuck is wrong with you? What an awful thing to say
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@theskylerstone
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10 years
Shame that innocent people with families will be out of work due to the looting in #Ferguson . Open your eyes people, who are you punishing?
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@NextBestPicture I’m so tired of marvel movies!
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
6 years
@dantelfer Where did he make a political statement or explain a stance? Pretty sure we heard the same tape and I heard jokes. Am I missing something? Or are u just virtue signaling and leaning into it all for RTs?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
7 years
RIP Mitzi Shore. Thanks for the greatest playground I’ve ever been on. 🎤
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
Yup
@kurtbardella
Kurt Bardella
3 years
To Be Clear: if President Biden had kept our troops in Afghanistan and rolled back the Trump plan, Republicans would be attacking him for keeping our troops in harm's way in an unwinnable war.
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5 years
@sinatraswinery @coachella @RollingLoud @lollapalooza HAHAHAHAHHA hahahahaha!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Wait... hold on... THAT’S what ur worried about?! Oh man... L... O... L
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5 years
@annytwelve @MMFlint I was about to ask the same thing
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@mattrife has been honing his craft for yrs! I just watched his special last night & everyone of u should check this out. I’ve been doing this 23 years & I’ve only seen three comics get this kind of attention in that time. I would say his work paid off 😎
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4 years
@TheoVon @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump @joerogan Unfortunately it will probably never happen mainly because there’s a clip out there where Joe said he would vote for Trump over Biden. That right there does not make him unbiased. I wish it could happen but that seems to be the thing people are pointing out
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@jeremymstamper @UberFacts Human trafficking is 110% unethical. You haven’t made one argument proving otherwise. I’ve also never heard this take. Literally not once from any intelligent human being or unintelligent human being. Ever.
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@_kmysterious @coachella Because Blackpink was a mistake to begin with as a “headliner”.. they’re correcting the course!
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Skyler Stone
6 years
IDEA: We get all the major home financers to publicly support Colin Kaepernick so Trump supporters burn down their homes in protest. Then they’ll be homeless & maybe THEN they’ll understand the mindset of someone that wants to cross the border at any cost to leave their situation
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
This FRIDAY July 29th - TWO shows! Outdoors & Open Bar! See @SarahKSilverman & @anthonyjeselnik & @RoryAlbanese & me live in west LA at @Jaminthevan TIX:
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Skyler Stone
6 years
Pls RT come see @pattonoswalt @marcmaron @madflavor @natashaleggero @davidalangrier @theskylerstone and a big surprise THIS SUNDAY 11/25 at 7:30PM! @TheComedyStore Get tix before it sells out:
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Skyler Stone
3 years
Wait what on earth is wrong with him going to Nantucket for Thanksgiving? Like I’m not even trolling, I can’t even see the negative side to any president going somewhere in America to enjoy Thanksgiving the way everyone does?
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
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There once was a man from Nantucket….
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
Hi. I’m 3 years sober. 😃
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
Before you go to bed I felt like y’all needed to see this... night! 😆
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
@DJ_OLDBOY Hahahahaha I didn’t even think about that!! Love that movie
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@Madonna Frozen La Isla Bonita Hung Up Like A Prayer Holiday The Power Of Goodbye True Blue Into the Groove Ray Of Light Vogue I’ll Remember Cherish This Used To Be My Playground Lucky Star But please oh PLEASE more than ANYTHING play JUSTIFY MY LOVE 🙏
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Skyler Stone
3 years
@bjjSteve @coachella No thanks you can already see that lineup on like every other festival.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
10 years
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Implants #BoobieMovies @midnight
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Skyler Stone
2 years
If it’s CTE then how do you explain my uncle in the Midwest who thinks the same thing but who never played football a day in his life? 😂
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@elonmusk I really feel like you guys are showing us too many tweets of people we aren’t following :-/
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
TOMORROW! Saturday! 7pm and 9pm shows! Hurry before sells out! OPEN BAR COMES W/ YOUR TICKET 🍺🍷🥃🍸🍹 GET TIX:
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Skyler Stone
2 months
Thanks Ron!! I was prob in a good mood from all the samples!!! #LivinThatSampleLife
@TheRonSolo
Ron Solomon
2 months
@theskylerstone I met you and your kids at Costco once and you were SO nice to me and then to my wife and daughter when they joined too. You went easy on that guy. What a shithead. No joke, Dad-To-Dad, “Taylor Swift-looking-bitch” woulda gotten his teeth knocked out! He’s lucky you didn’t snap!
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Skyler Stone
11 years
How The Grinch Stole My Virginity @midnight #RuinAChildrensBook
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Skyler Stone
4 years
A simpler time...
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Skyler Stone
3 years
🎙ONE WK FROM TODAY🎙 🔥 @Jaminthevan GRAND REOPENING @ NEW LOCATION🔥 I’m interviewing @ericandre live onstage! We goin over it all 🗣 Comedic conversation before ur eyes while u enjoy an open bar🍺🍷🍸which comes w ur ticket! Also 420 friendly show TIX:
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Skyler Stone
6 years
To say that Bert is in the zone right now would be an understatement. Mark ur calendars and stock up on some Tito’s. @bertkreischer
@bertkreischer
bert kreischer
6 years
I’m THRILLED to announce that my NEW Netflix Special #SecretTime premieres on netflixisajoke AUGUST 24th. HELP spread the word and tag a friend in the comment section who LOVES shirtless men!
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Skyler Stone
5 years
Thank you man. I could not believe he did it.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
@_ParadiseParis1 Well what a lovely thing to write for someone to see and not wait until they’re gone. Too often this is a the tweet sent as an RIP. I always say “why wait?!” You’re awesome for tweeting this for no reason other than just to be kind!
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
Exactly. I’ll sit down with him tho. I feel I have a lot to impart upon him. Also would like to roast him a tad lol
@bkelevate
Bkelevate
5 years
@theskylerstone Dude posted an “I’m sorry” video on his channel saying he wants to “grow his career as a streamer”. But he doesn’t even apologize to your daughter. I jumped on his livestream and he was acting the same way towards a girl at the counter behind him. Didn’t learn a thing from this.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
2 years
@NextBestPicture Black Adam Halloween Ends Father Stu
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@MikeChandlerMMA @TheNotoriousMMA Dude he would beat your ASS lil Mikey
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
@cmclymer No she’s not. We still barely know who she is and won’t after this 24 hour news cycle ends
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@everythingloria Wait, now we have to be CLEAN?! Gloria I didn’t get in this industry to take showers 🚿, I just wanna get showered with praise…
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
9 years
Just saw a guy get a parking ticket while he was in the Church of Scientology. As if he hasn’t been through enough… http://t.co/JoumgjHJVr
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
6 years
. @machinegunkelly ‘s diss track to @Eminem is the Jared Leto’s Joker of diss tracks. It’s like, nice try... but naw...
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Skyler Stone
4 years
@KEEMSTAR I’ve been thru this several times having four kids. What are your current symptoms and how long have u had them?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
4 years
@NavHas0GoodSong Ummm do u not recall him fucking up her moment at the VMAs?!?! How soon we forget I guess 🤦‍♂️
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Skyler Stone
10 years
I'm the only other person Kanye talks to besides Kanye and Kanye #LameJayZBrags @midnight
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Skyler Stone
2 months
I agree that’s the way! Now, if he actually touched her - things would have gone further lol
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
6 years
@NikkiGlaser The people that let their children sleep with people like this, whether it be abducted in plain sight doc victims or Neverland doc victims, also have some form of mental illness. Those parents in abducted are just plain fucking idiots.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
@andylassner Hell yeah Andy!! I’m coming up on three years in May 😃
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Skyler Stone
2 years
@JamesGunn James I love u. You’re so talented. You don’t owe these people an explanation IMO! But I bet ur gettin a barrage of tweets so who knows what I would do in ur position! Just do the work you’ve been trusted to do & let it speak for u! I’m frankly excited 2 see what u 2 come up with
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Skyler Stone
2 years
Very excited about our two OPEN BAR #ComedyRocks shows in West LA this Saturday night 3/25 with the great @anthonyjeselnik & the incomparable @TiffanyHaddish at @Jaminthevan ! These will sell out, so it’d be a good idea to buy tickets NOW! 🎤 🎟️ TIX HERE:
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
3 years
LAS CHANCE TONITE! Late 9pm show sold out Early show limited tix left!! HURRY BEFORE YA LEFT OUT #Cuz #FOMO #Sucks #ComedyRocks at @Jaminthevan - only tix left for the early 7pm show Live on stage interview with @ericandre - no holds barred TIX HERE:
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
7 years
Kyle Kinane is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
5 years
@ngstamp @funnybrad @andylassner Andy it would be soooo amazing if this little boy got to come on the Ellen Show!!! 🙏 ❤️
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Skyler Stone
5 years
Uhhhh I’m in that movie? Lol
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I0I Jordan I0I
5 years
@theskylerstone @darrenhusted @THATAllenCovert How old are you? Cuz you’ve obviously never seen waiting lol
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Skyler Stone
5 years
@HamillHimself Out of curiosity, where did you guys audition at together? Was that a studio or at a casting office? What side of town was that in?
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@theskylerstone
Skyler Stone
10 years
Ray Rice signs with Beats by Dre...but let's be honest, we all saw that coming #RayRice #NFL
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