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That’s actually a myth no it doesn’t you should get Botox when you need it and preventative causes more damage to the skin but of course the plastic surgeons won’t tell you that they want your coin
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Girl you are mistaken and naïve if you think it’s just about kindness
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Unbothered? He’s replying to every single comment — he is so bothered 😂
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@mabintou
One job I had I completely skipped the whole interview process. They basically called and said we have a job for you put it online for the amount of time for me to put in my application and then took it down. Showed up a few weeks later to begin work. It’s crazy
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@Oloni
If you feel the need to ask him if he’s married, there’s already something fishy there
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@venusianfem
Wow All these white women out here perpetuating misogyny in the name of feminism. Typical. Just in case you didn’t know pretty women CAN wear makeup and be smart all at the same time.
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@midoriwillfight
But we do need to talk about some things 1. Did y’all notice how his shit is in the basement haha 2. Does the basement also double as a mausoleum because what the fuck is this
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@Eric_Erins
I’d still kill myself if I had to live in the Midwest for the rest of my life it’s literally trying to make the best out of a shitty situation
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@INTERIORHUB3
It looks like somebody trying to make the best out of living in the garage — y’all have terrible taste
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@haycakezz
I called Jacksonville police and they said animal abuse is absolutely a crime so you should call a different officer, and he also said, in addition, you should absolutely get a restraining order
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@MileyCyrusBz
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“Get the leg off the table” im 💀
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Fine fine il volunteer if you guys really need me too. what’s the plan, a classic:
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I actually don’t hate this so the workers don’t have to come in contact with the shitty public that are dangerous Especially the drive-through folks do you see the people that go to fucking fast food restaurants to fucking weird
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Some may even say racism is such a heavy trauma to hold that those that don’t have to hold it have some sort of I don’t know privilege…
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Sweetie Sia didn’t cover this this is her song baby
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@crulge
Bonus points if you know what this is from — I would be surprised if anybody knows what this is
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Why aren’t we talking about this choreography
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Aromatics and Spices aren't interchangeable, they do different things even if those things are similar.
Fresh paprika does not taste like dried paprika the same is true with herbs like rosemary or thyme.
Use them in combination. Make the latter from the former yourself at home.
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She’s not wrong — men show us every day how they know nothing about women
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@oscarmayer
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