Daz Fuppin’
@fryuppolice
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The world’s number one authority on the great british fry up. Grande fromage. Grease piece. Hater of budget sausages. @gbfryup . Dirty roadie. Offgrid trucker
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Can we all just take a moment to give my old mum a round of applause for these stunning, fresh out of the oven sausage rolls?! 😍
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This is one of the finest fried breakfasts you will ever see.
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Massive shouts out to Tom Collins and his next level frying skills 👏👏👏
#keepitgreasy
#veganuary
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This has fucked me right up. I know it’s one of many disgraceful, self serving Tory slave masters, but this one’s actions directly and effectively made me and my family homeless. Fuck you Liz. Fuck you
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Is this the containment solution we’ve all bean waiting for? 🤔😱🤷🏻♂️
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Let's just pause for thought while we marvel at its greasy wonderment 😍
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Allow me to introduce chef Ben Smith, who is no stranger to the FUP halls of fame.
Available for private breakfast dining in the London area. Message for details 🙌💁♂️👌😍
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I was pretty fucking hungry today tbh.
On my plate:
5 eggs - 1 duck, 2 hen & 2 quail
4 streaky
3 Cumberlands
2 Black pudding
1 bacon chop
Branston beans
Button mushrooms
Fried tomato
Sautéed diced leftover baked spud
It filled my hole.
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So where do you stand on the great tinned tomato debate? 🍅🤔🥫
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@DuncanBadhew
@Benfogle
Hey Duncan, this tweet just won you a breakfast at
@OlivesOfNorwich
when it reopens, on me 😂
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We need to talk Gordon
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With all the political hate and general misery around the world, at least we have one constant, one truth, one fact we can ALWAYS rely on. RICHMOND SAUSAGES ARE FUCKING SHIT
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Oh no it isn’t.
Chips are NOT, I repeat NOT a breakfast item. While we’re here, that sausage is bloody hideous and what have they done to that egg?!
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@unclebuckQPR
@shiftyQPR
@KebabGazz
@GlennMiller10
@LauraJanePais
@Phil_Newman_
@Miles28x
Now That’s a Breakfast 👍
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This my friends is the perfect start to any Monday and it hails from the mighty Olives in Norwich.
This is my Caff Fry Up Of The Year winner for 2017 AND 2018.
Know a Caff fry that can rival it? Please tag it in the comments!!!
Shot by: Jeremy Sidell
#keepitgreasy
#fryuppolice
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Bacon 2 times.
Beer & treacle soaked back and juicy rendered smoked streaky.
You dig?
#bacon
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What kind of CRETIN leaves their rubbish ANYWHERE but a bin?
If you do this, you are absolute top tier CUNT, and I hate you
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A table done a runner yesterday leaving a £76 unpaid food and drink bill from my pub. Might post their ugly cctv mugs on the interpipe
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Can we all just pause for thought, and remind ourselves of how fucking good my fry ups are please?
#KeepItGreasy
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Got a new young chef in our Norwich kitchen called Alfie, and I reckon he’s absolutely NAILED this!
You?
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MAYO.FUCKING.BEANS.
Just let that sink in...
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3 eggs, 3 sausages, 3 bacon, 3 is the magic number.
IT’S FRYDAY!!!
#keepitgreasy
#fryuppolice
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Proud to announce our partnership with Richmond Sausages
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AGES ago I bought a fuck off great yellow plate, which I filled within an hour of getting it home.
How'd I do?
#KeepItGreasy
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Here’s our Dave with a quick reminder of just how good Fry ups can be.
Yes, he can come to fry at your house! Comment for details.
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Imagine being so wrong...
This is the correct way to serve baked beans with a full English breakfast, allowing said beans to be removed, ignored and never mentioned again.
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Dear blackout unfollowers, FUCK YOU. Go eat a bag of bean filled Johnny dicks, you don't deserve my grease.
To the 19,300 absolute LEGENDS who are still here. Big love to each and every one of you beeeeudiful bastards 😘😘😘
Tom xx
#KeepItGreasy
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Imagine knowing you’re gunna get shitfaced. It’s already a done deal. You’re dreading the hangover. But you had the foresight to book us to come feed you breakfast and Bloody Mary’s the morning after the night before.
What a time to be alive...
📧chef
@thefryuppolice
.co.uk
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Shambolic
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A1 Truck Stop’s Stadium Diner still bangin out the beltas.
£6.40 with overnight parking voucher! 🤯👌
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Before we all get carried away with this
#newyearnewme
bollocks, let’s just take a moment to appreciate this insightful and informative meme.
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Actually it isn't. Due to a sprig of utterly fucking pointless parsley, and the disgraceful lack of plate.
Nice try though 💁♂️😁
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