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@thejessyoukno

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27. pro rave mom. my life is a side quest. taylor swift, history, planes, the gym & boston sports. i make good playlists & poor choices. heaven-sent/hell-bound.

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my parents fucked me up just enough to do drugs, but only to do them ✨responsibly ✨
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casual sex is dead i wanna fuck you and feed you and care for you and support your goals and do shit with you dammit
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@realDonaldTrump Just like you and Jeffrey Epstein are used to it being 2 on 1 against underaged girls
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“not good enough at math for this shit.” ain’t ur kids name the quadratic equation or some shit
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Grimes’ tracks are at double tempo for some reason and she’s tried to explain like 6 times now she can’t mix them on the fly 💀
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“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it
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the Forbidden Four (nicotine, caffeine, thc, and adderall)
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@lexecuteurself -migraine -“having an all of a sudden appointment you were waiting for and someone cancelled so you took the appointment sorry it’s last minute” -mental health day/need the day off for a difficult day/anniversary -started a new medication and don’t feel well/impaired
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@jazz_inmypants PEMDAT (ass)
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@iota_jot @ChiomaMelan SAME me and my history BA and politics and human rights MA are sitting here like when me? as i make 18$ an hour with an ASS schedule and SHIT coworkers
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literally nothing else i would rather do 💜
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Gym accomplished before 8am is massive for the program
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STOP MIXING K AND ALCOHOL XOXOX RAVE MOM
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@alyssa_schoener This just hit me too too hard
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i am simply so cute and lucky 🎰
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in this house we: -are anti-racist -anti-fascist -say fuck 12 -believe in gun control -are an lgbtqia+ safe space -SAY FUCK 12 -believe in healthcare as a right, not privilege -ACAB -believe in harm reduction -SAY FUCK 12 don’t agree? block me first, idgaf.
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guys GUYS GUYS i have my masters. they accepted my dissertation. i got second class honors. what and i cannot stress this enough the FUCK
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@K33kss @shamarkenny @MODELIONS I remain in this era ✨daily✨
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What if I just ✨dropped out✨
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edm twt tonight
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i should suck his dick in the morning and then pack a bong and make pancakes 🥞😌 love a slow n sexy sunday morning
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Wait…I…did that?????
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spotify wrapped is my fave holiday pls share your top artists pls pls pls
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the look of visible confusion as i realize my body is in fact -odyody-ing
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@ITSDRINKURWATER did NOT come to fuck around, we did in fact find out
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@SneKwue it’s bec we’re short so we’re close to Satan and full of anger
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@sarahworseryer @yikes_itsaut I dated two back to back please help
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@FlagsMashupBot Welcome to the balkans
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friends with benefits but the benefit is we are in love
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i went to the gym
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gun control is: -more in depth and complete background checks -permitting and license requirements -education and training -restriction on type and amount of firearms and ammunition sold and produced gun control is not: -cops -more cops with more guns -more cops abusing power
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@SullivanKing We figured out how dub a dubstep would step if a dubstep could step dub
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accounted for or whatnot
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@austral_taur I’m sorry you’re telling me THIS was slow paced???🥵
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GUYS @KayzoMusic HAS SICKNESS COMING OUT TONIGHT ANDDDDD WE HAVE @Subtronics RELEASING FRFRACTALS R U KIDDING ME THE TL BOUTTA BE RIDING THE MF RAIL LFG
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Stay goofy, goobers
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happy to be home is an understatement
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see you on the speedway, headliners 🫶🏻💜
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i’m actually this hot and yet men are still fools???
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@TarotByBronx They turned up the simulation for it this year I guess
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@OneFeIISwoop is he gay or european 🎼
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now that PLUR is dead, i will be pushing people into the pit and not helping them up. also will be tying shoelaces together.
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i swear to god if the owl at Kinetic makes eye contact with me i will fight him
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no one talks enough about hemorrhoids
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Night out with the girl
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@kemimarie zendaya not rue im hollering
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PLURR IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN MONETIZE. IT IS A WAY OF BEING. IT IS A WAY OF MOVING THROUGH LIFE. IT IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM.
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Every woman looks like a vampire, a witch, a mermaid, or a fairy. Ladies, which are you?
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hey jess how drunk is day drunk jess?
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slut! (jess’s version) (from the vault)
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@matchu_chutrain Okay I refused to have dark mode twitter for the longest time and to tweet this I switched back to day twitter and I can say that the dark side is where it’s at
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someone left their rotisserie chicken on my front lawn
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do u want to drink beer and watch star wars? y/n
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accountability or whateva
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time to try to accomplish 9/9/9
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yes, this will be what i wear out tonight
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I did the thing did you do the thing?
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find me, ur fave ground control mom on fest grounds tonight please be safe please drink water
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26, 27 in march
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Sorry I didn’t answer ur texts, I was busy building a shelf
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@glitterbeardx 🥵 If I can’t use dude bro babe sir and buddy in the same sentence ion want it
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elusive knuck if u buck into porter robinson content
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they don’t know i’m listening to lilo and stitch songs (and that i am so eepy)
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acoustic or whatever
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he tucked himself in like this 🥹
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@LuciitheAlien gave me hugs, I gave her kandi, and she told me to send her music when I make it. Literally on top of the world meeting and feeling the love and support from one of my biggest inspirations as a female in the music industry. Thank you for being you ❤️‍🔥
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this just in: apparently you have to feed yourself more than once a day????
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lil kandi making tonight just for funsies
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@DevanWadee @iota_jot @ChiomaMelan i went to school for history and education to teach middle/high school and started to, but it wasn’t for me. found my MA program and was working in the cannabis industry. focused my research on that & i want to work in cannabis legislation/policy making. i’ve planned & replanned
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i’m weird as shit but at least i’m not mean
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@SerialPisces “I love you…I need space.”
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post leg day goodness 🥵
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everyone wish the boys a happy 3rd birthday
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i don’t think you guys understand the bar is literally so low it’s in hell and some men still think that’s too much
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dating me is fun. you get a comedian, a dj, a mental patient and a pornstar all in one
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@FlagsMashupBot Welcome to the balkans pt 2
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@FlagsMashupBot Halloween Irish England
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✨🌸🧚🏼
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3 edibles deep at 10 am happy thanksgiving
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i feel like an album cover
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(Upper) push-ing myself into the best version of me
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i just wanna know why HE thought it was a good idea to beef with kendrick
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merry christmas from ur faves ♥️
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your rules of society do not pertain to me
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the cdc recommends making your way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and your home bound
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adhd 3 drink check
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we ALL forgot about the time change tonight
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this better happen tonight at work. rt to be blessed by the vodka sword
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@wiccaquarius We all know this is about bassnectar
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it’s a friday night. did i have a divorced dad or am i a divorced dad?
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@AngCooperman quite literally almost having an abortion and then not is being pro choice, not pro life.
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front left confirmed @pinkbagpanther
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