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@thehapsbergjew

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@thehapsbergjew
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@crotchner2 paid of a loan 4 years early and mine went down credit is a vibes based system
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@CJTHEDJAY @respawnedtarga1 sex crimes against women and children are pretty endemic over there to be fair, but yeah definitely less petty crimes like vandalism and theft
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@thehapsbergjew
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@jordyinit that's Romulus and Remus , the brothers who according to mythology were raised by wolves and created the city Rome
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@timeimmemorial_ There's so many good ones of him with kids TV characters guess he was just a good dad and did it for his kids
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@thehapsbergjew
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@girl0nthemoon @ihythreat My favourite bit is where he says her greatest achievement is loving him 🤣
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@thehapsbergjew
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@theashrb why was he cooking chips in Castrol Gtx
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@thehapsbergjew
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@YoungRichScarry @crotchner2 they pissed cause they lost interest money , but it was a scam loan with over 20% interest so I am happy to take the hit cause it saved me a lot of money to pay it early
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@thehapsbergjew
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@stabthree Hot dog finger lesbian love story triumphs
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@_Nicksy Love how pub uncles make every song like sweet Caroline when they sing it
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@thehapsbergjew
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@ByYourLogic *middle aged man vhkenslams 11yr old* damn he's really restraining himself if it was me I would have done way worse haha - alpha males in the replies
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@thehapsbergjew
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@OrwellNGoode Henry Ford was just as racist as Hitler to be fair
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@count_qua Is that a Uzi cover of codeine crazy???
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@theashrb the algorithm set this one up perfectly
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@b_8197 @JayAndreas___ Hard relate that happened to me this morning , wanted to foldmyself up and get in my wallet
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@thehapsbergjew
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@PeterLaverty1 @30SecBestFights You having a laugh he told him 2-3 times to get off his property after the guy had already damaged his home
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@thehapsbergjew
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@Kevin_Omega_97 @jordyinit you're welcome glad I could teach you something my brain is filled to the brim with seemingly useless facts. if each one teach one the whole world grows 🧠
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@thehapsbergjew
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@onlineinsane Of course the person who said this is white
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@inabakumorisimp @d_derose_ @timeimmemorial_ Taking money off the Saudis, Israel and the CIA to set up terror organisations to prolong the war on terror is probably extremely profitable so he was trying to put his kids onto the bag lol
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@thehapsbergjew
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@theashrb barefeet right next to the food is nuts
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Cat knows he's in danger though look at him
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@LickshotLippy you don't get that size by sharing your snack selection tbf
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@jordyinit I know it smells crazy in there
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@thehapsbergjew
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@south_oshawa @fasc1nate I think the inconsistent directions to the winds would suggest it was an animal , maybe a giant squid or an orca or a bigger shark , I'm no expert though so could be totally wrong
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@thehapsbergjew
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@Rockybalbonga1 that he's working and helping thr pack , my cousin has a hire dog it's a mastiff breed and he puts a weighted jacket on it when he walks it and he says it seems to make the dog happy I guess they feel like they are working or something. earning their keep
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@BradBlank_ @itzmilxs @stillgray how the fuck he 34 , man being filled with hatred really does age you
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@thehapsbergjew
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@jb2fo8 they seem to he extremely chill and friendly and get along with everyone that's not a jaguar , good vibes giant rat
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@thehapsbergjew
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@NukaFTP @shottatexts I don't think it's green lol probably Ketamine or Mdma or something
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@CJTHEDJAY @respawnedtarga1 Japan literally only made pornography depicting children illegal in like the last 30-40 years , it's a culture with a lot of issues it's not some utopia that weebs seem to think it is.
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@thehapsbergjew
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@OkButStill Ben Shapiro Mr Feeney was a good one too
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@thehapsbergjew
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@JunaidA06062029 @bhavss14 Last time you won the league humans hadn't landed on the moon yet
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@thehapsbergjew
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@RateMySalad @WilcoWes Germans , Scandinavians , eastern European and russian cuisine is also pretty bad imo and northern France is kinda trash just English food with a whole stick of butter added
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@Squawka 80% possession as the away side is insane
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@dunksdeux he saw the pay outs and knew he was gonna make a killing from bluetick journalists replying to him lol
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@thehapsbergjew
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@token_redhead @jimmy_dore @MandelaFace @gnocchiwizard It says there it's a tender chicken delight , now ask yourself does a tender chicken Delight not sound like something that you a good boy does not deserve because you in fact do deserve the tender chicken delight
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@thehapsbergjew
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@dollarbillbluez headshape like Bertram from rdr2
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@thehapsbergjew
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@MYvetteBeauty @crotchner2 mine went down like 160 points and then bounced back up over the course of about 3-4 months
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@thehapsbergjew
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@bettercallroon @dunwaIl The legendary man spider
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@thehapsbergjew
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@theashrb plus the numbers of escapees was higher under Major and Thatcher than Blair and Brown , shameless whataboutery
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@ajmikulak @lmNOTcatholic They drugged people and tried to mind control them so it's not too far off it
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@tolly_t culture war issues are the only issues they have left that the people nagree with , hating migrants on boats and hating trans gendered people. it's proved they can't run the economy properly as the cost of everything gone way up and pay has stagnated. this is all they have left
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@thehapsbergjew
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@SaferHaywood @jeanlucpeakhard New York is the only London scale city in the USA , maybe Los Angeles also
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@bigryoffical @allcovareinbred putting learning disabled people up against physically disabled seems a bit unfair like 😂
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@thehapsbergjew
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@CrimeLdn Looks better than the original paintjob I don't see any issue
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@sheigo12 @tolly_t how about focus on fixing the health care system , and making the economy work for regular folks , who cares about genders when food and bills have doubled and wages are rising slower than inflation. schools and hospitals in disrepair whobcares bout genders it's a big distraction
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@d_derose_ @timeimmemorial_ Who knows haha, maybe
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@NwekeChinonso6 @DeadlineDayLive @correctiv_org Maybe cause they get off on abuse and suffering , it's like saying why does anyone rape when they can get a prostitute , it's not always purely sexual sometimes there's other pleasures or twisted desires at play
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@thehapsbergjew
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@timkandykaine @ByYourLogic @virgintexas Thars the best case of grandad racism I've ever heard
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@theashrb basically just a sassy miniature wolf
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@thehapsbergjew
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@cheer_wine we invented it , thebchaeddar we Brits find in other countries is disappointing to us compared to the real stuff back home , it's like how Italian people complain about everyone else's pasta not being made with durum wheat or french people being disguste at our croissants
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@thehapsbergjew
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@Roaming_Zealot @metalgearobama Female Ian miles Cheong
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@len0killer The worst kind of stolen Valor imaginable
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@c00ngolese or this was before he got injured in training
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@thehapsbergjew
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@LeeBrasco getting arrested throwing out the leaves and stems , being punished for recycling basically lol
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@nealgartland1 @BeardedGenius There would be more deaths if the fascist actually won though to be fair
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@IwriteOK We're all this guy
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@IwriteOK Casual war crime on the time line
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@boowiebear @imhighkeycool wait till you hear there are people that do this to babies
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@LickshotLippy Hasidic Jews are a interesting group of people cause they are pretty hardcore religious extremists but like they refuse to integrate into any society and even in Israel they just straight up refuse to do national service and join the military.
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@HaleEndProds to be fair he hasn't been playing in a top league so let's cool off until we see him play in a top 5 league , no doubt he has potential but we need to see him performing at a top level glad he is going go see European competition should be a good test for him
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@thehapsbergjew
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@OllieExley @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews You think people who's pretax salary is less than 2000 a month deserve a paycut in the midst of a cost of living crisis? £12 an hour isn't much when the cost of rent and utilities and food is at an all time high
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@thehapsbergjew
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@Morgs90 @FadzaiVeanah 450 more than my mum got loool
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@theashrb saying all this as if Toronto isn't just London off Temu
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@V1TNE Masculinity too fragile in a lot of men for them to admit to enjoying anything not strictly manly lmao
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@afcjxmes Scored a clutch goal to beat Chelsea though so he's got a big goal in him when it's needed
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@wildstein He only got 100% when he ran unopposed.for the senate in 2007., It appears though he wins his elections to be the mayor with like 80-85 of the vote which is still insane and he seems like a really cool guy
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@jameelajoie The only good thing Zara does is fragrances imo
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@StainlessTorch @maybemayoo Imagine being this insecure 🤣
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@Arrsenal1 @elspanishgooner Then Xhaka to commit 1 and get a straight red
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@LickshotLippy the national front used to set up outside Stamford bridge to recruit people in the 80s
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@theashrb that's why a lot of the best cultures for baking are ones that aren't renowned for great food eg Britain and Germany make some of the best cakes and breads in the world but their grub is generally seen as boring and bland , Germans in particular do not play about bread
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@SirClmnt upper class just means aristocracy doesn't it.
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@energy0777 @JoshLekach You should move to Antarctica
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@theashrb nearly everyone high up in the fashion world is some kind of nonce or creep or pimp
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@N8TheCre8tive just Google Unit 731 and you'll see they were as bad as the Nazis.
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@lovecraftianfr1 @ShitpostGate Gay in military uniforms, jerking off to oil paintings of heroic figures from the past
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@SJB_LND Pitbull are a perfect mix of aggression and physically capable of killing people , lot of small dogs can he aggressive but if you look at a list of people who have been killed by dog attacks it's pretty much just a list of pitbulls not chihuahuas
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@flexibletactics Emile Smith Rowes father is black or mixed also and he looks proper white
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@CraftyKissa @dwaldenwrites You know what you're right I was being a pedant for no reason
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@BodegaaCat crazy how in 2 generations your family can totally change race.
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@nonewthing Loan him to Burnley next season or one of the higher up championship sides , a year or two and he will be ready but not yet , also doesn't have the eye for goal Gundogan has
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@NearTragedy @ostonox Imagine dick riding for petty bourgeois
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@Culturecams glaaagher isn't an English surname either , I'd be unsurprised if Dunk and Gordon didn't have some Irish or Scottish ancestry also. basically there ain't no pure English ballers aside from Foden lol
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@theashrb the audacity to command people not to obstruct your walkway in Oxford circus is mind boggling , good luck with that
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@TConcahror @poisonjr Almost as good as his lyric "I'll put heroin In ya birthday cake"
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@RhysClark97 @TermineatorMLT @Cringeb4Zavok @mrfeelswildride It was a realistic system where Franklin got more heat than Micheal a white middle class dude and Trevor who's clearly mentally ill got treated the worst of all and stats bear out that mentally ill people get killed and abused by far the most by police
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@theashrb that's the point isn't it , they both cared more about being feared ,powerful and respected by teenage underlings than they did about making something better of themselves.
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@thehapsbergjew
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@pissboymcgee Better choice is just place your speakers next to the connecting wall and play something with a lot of sub bass , I've never met an annoying neighbour I can't out annoy by just blasting POA by Future
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@thehapsbergjew
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@TakeSpecialist @Africa_Archives Research the Wagner group and what they've done in various African nations Russia is somehow even worse lol
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@EoinHiggins_ I'm 6'1 and overweight , when I was like 20 and thin as a pole I was like 190 , no way on earth is he 6'1 and 187 and chubby as he clearly is. we are looking probably 220-250 , unless he just has zero muscle on him and his arms and legs are pipe cleaners
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@Blile1013 @CherryBreadTV Bro socialism is when you do a tweet saying eat the rich and you call your slightly richer than you uncle a bourgeois scumbag on your family holiday to the Bahamas
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