Greg Larson
@thegreglarson
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Author, Clubbie (2021), Battle Bunnies and the Unlikely Spartan (2023). Working on a new book in which I go offline for a year. Open to representation.
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After 3 years working in crypto/AI, I'm done.
I've begun the process of going offline, completely.
I'll go on regular mini-quests to strengthen parts of myself that have atrophied from being chronically online.
I'll catalog the progress until I shut it down in Oct.
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 80, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
80. Damon Olds
@DamonOlds
How much does he look like his name? 0.5/10
Damon is close, and Olds is so far off. His name should be Damien Youngblood.
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 48, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
48. Bligh Madris (
@Bligh_Guy
)
How much does he look like his name? 3.4/10
I don't know why, but my guy Bligh flies right under the radar of his own name. Needs more of an insect vibe
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 37, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
37. Maverik Buffo (
@Buffoooo32
)
How much does he look like his name? 0.5/10
I want to imagine him in a wild west saloon, shooting bad guys and raiding brothels, but I can't see it :/
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My favorite excerpt from
@byErikSherman
's TWO SIDES OF GLORY:
Oil Can Boyd opines about the origins of baseball's great nicknames.
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I dropped a “if you’re not making tacos, I don’t love you no more” on my interview with
@DAonCBS
😂🤣🤣
h/t
@friedman_dave
-Greg Larson WU class of ‘11
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I didn’t write this book for front offices, I wrote it for the players. And if you stand by minor league baseball players and their fight for fair pay, then prove it.
Read the book and learn what their lives are really like. Even die hard baseball fans will be surprised.
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I'm floored by this review from
@LibraryJournal
.
"Necessary" is my favorite adjective I've ever heard to describe CLUBBIE.
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 81, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
81. Phoenix Sanders
@PSanders_14
How much does he look like his name? 9.7/10
This dude likely crushes with MILFs, which epitomizes Phoenix AZ, and loves the beach, hence SANDers
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most outbound BD work in web3 is like the guy who swipes right on every single person on Tinder
homie, you don't even know what you want anymore
web3 partnerships guy: hi, i'd like to partner with deform!
me: great! how can we help?
partnerships guy: we would like to begin a partnership
me:
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We ride at midnight, gentlemen
@instreamsports
@byErikSherman
@PandemicBaseba1
#pbbc
#twosidesofglory
#cobra
#clubbie
#gladiator
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To all the haters questioning my high school stats, peep this!! You think just anyone can get a .375 on-base percentage???
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Check it out! Awesome new book releasing TODAY from
@DevinGordonX
: So Many Ways to Lose: The Amazin' True Story of the New York Mets―the Best Worst Team in Sports.
Check it out!
#pbbc
@PandemicBaseba1
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I hesitate. I haven’t talked to my gf in days. She lives in our offseason home in South Carolina while I spend summers in Maryland for baseball.
I want to patch things up with her…if she’d answer my texts.
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As a dude who lived with a rotation of 4+ MiLB players in a two-bedroom apartment, I can tell you: this is a big fuckin' deal.
Being the first team to do this will get them some great PR. Other teams will be forced to follow suit
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 86, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
86. Alfredo Colorado
How much does he look like his name? 6.3/10
He's got the smooth flavor of a plate of Alfredo, but without a wolf tattoo or a hatchet, there's not enough Colorado
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Excellent article from
@Marc_Normandin
in
@baseballpro
today.
"There is no reason that MLB teams can’t afford to pay their minor-league players—every single one of them—a living wage."
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To celebrate the launch of CLUBBIE, enjoy this short film.
This is what raw cinema looks like
Take notes, Steven Spielberg
#clubbie
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 10, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
10. Austin Urban
#clubbiealum
How much does he look like his name? 8.8/10
Catch this man outside your corner bodega, holding court with a menthol behind his ear.
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Did you find and fall in love with baseball of your own volition?
My hypothesis: more than any other sport, baseball must be introduced to us by someone else.
Football or basketball, for example, are inherently exciting. Not baseball. You need a guide to understand.
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saying
#SOL
isn't actually decentralized is like saying memecoins have no intrinsic value.
I don't think anyone actually cares that none of this is really decentralized.
Only the Bitcoin Maxis actually care
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Limited edition
#clubbie
stickers just came in the mail. How fire are they??
We only had 50 stickers made, after that they’re all gone—GIVEAWAY details coming soon....
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Could not have picked a better man to be the Executive Director of
@MiLBAdvocates
. Congratulations, Harry!
“Exploitative labor practices have no place in our National Pastime.”
Join us in welcoming our new Executive Director, Minor Leaguer-turned-attorney
@harry_marino
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@Twins
@MightyMussels
4/ I stood near the locker room entrance, already hot in the early Florida sun. I said hello to all of my favorite players as they walked sleepily into the stadium.
“Good morning, Mr. Hunter! Hello, Mr. Mauer! Good morning, Mr. Morneau!”
@toriihunter48
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 59, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
59. Obie Ricumstrict (
@obier1998
)
How much does he look like his name? 8.9/10
Best Obie since Obie Trice. Very mathematical last name, too. He looks good at math, so it works.
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This was a really fun interview with
@Sportscardnati1
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It's scary to write a nonfiction book about real people. Especially when those people may not like your portrayal of them.
How did Alan Mills feel about my portrayal of him in
#Clubbie
?
Watch our recent interview to find out:
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i know nothing about coding and Claude helped me set up a worker node on an AI network, so yeah--wild
Claude Sonnet 3.5 is utterly cracked for coding. This thing refactors like a monster. Not a single mistake, total understanding of every detail and intricacy. Just teleported my code forward in time, so many bloating functions cleaned up. It optimizes code so well. This is crazy
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 73, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball:
73. Cullen Large (
@cullenlarge
)
How much does he look like his name? 3.4/10
Cullen looks disappointingly regular-sized. With a name like that I want to see an ironic-nicknamed midget
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 17, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
17. Janson Junk (
@JansonJunk
)
How much does he look like his name? 7.8/10
Clean cut on the outside, but you can tell on the inside this man is dumpster diving like a g-damn yardgoat
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 64, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball. Today is
#TBT
64. Boof Bonser (
@boofbonser1
)
How much does he look like his name? 9.7/10
Abso-freakin-lutely dude! Boof has it figured out. It's his game we're just playing in it.
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crypto rn = amazing infra for apps nobody is building
this has to be the strangest era in crypto i can remember
the tech is finally ready to be used at scale—but almost nothing useful is being built
this is nearly the exact opposite of how it was in 2017 and 2021
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straight up don't even care if this is true, I like it
ETH maxis are like liberals. They like Elizabeth Warren. They want higher taxes. Identity politics are their main focus.
Solana builders are like conservatives. They want freedom of speech, private property, and a small government.
This much is true
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My buddy Rhett conducted the most unique interview I've ever had...
He put me in a chair on an auditorium stage, set up a camera, and said, "Tell me what playing catch means to you. Go as deep as you want"
Then he left the room.
This is what happened..
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 21, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
21. MT Minacci (
@MTMinacci_0712
)
How much does he look like his name? 8.9/10
This man has "tickle monster" written all over him. That's probably what the MT Stands for: Many Tickles
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>BD pulls out TG code for me to scan
>iseeapotentialcollaborationhere.jpg
>Reach into my pocket. I am the cuck. He is the alpha.
>He smirks for he has won this interaction
>I pull my hand outta my pocket and make my grand reveal: my flip phone!
>Better luck next time, anon😏
Yeah so the pinnacle of BD is just being able to pull out your telegram code faster than the other person. Important to show dominance. Make the other person have to pull out their camera.
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Why the hate for
#clubbie
?
If the Braves want to say I'm offensive, if the Orioles want to bar me from doing book events at Ripken Stadium, and if Clubbies want to raid my YouTube channel, that’s their prerogative.
People always get mad when their rackets get exposed...
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come to brussels and fist fight me in front of the cathedral
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hitting cuties with a surprise hand-smooch never misses
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People who know minor league baseball:
Can someone please tell me why the CFO of the Atlanta
@Braves
is emailing me to say the message of my book is "offensive"???
Is it more offensive than, say, calling your team the BRAVES?
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I'll be talking to
@sportswcoleman
on 105.7 The Fan Baltimore. 6:30pm ET Wednesday, 3/31.
We'll dig into the fun stories from CLUBBIE, as well as the controversy surrounding my book.
Listen live here:
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Is there a legitimate reason why we need so many rollups today
or is it cuz there’s no other working business model in crypto other than gas fees
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This is a PHENOMENAL review of Clubbie by Tom Hoffarth--super in-depth. It goes into detail about my creative process, my previous literary training, and my dating life, interestingly enough.
Pack a lunch, this one will suck you in for a while:
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 4, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
4. Tommy Winegardner
#clubbiealum
How much does he look like his name? 4.8/10
Tommy? All the way. But I can't see him on a vineyard (AKA wine garden).
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Did you know hitters have their own version of Spider Tack? It's called a Mota Stick.
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 74, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
74. Blake Drake (
@blakedrake9
)
How much does he look like his name? 5.0/10
How does this guy look exactly like his name and nothing like his name all at once?? What a mind-frick!
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>crypto CEO spends 75% of his time in outreach to VCs. trying to secure another round of funding
>bro try securing some revenue instead. Maybe cold outreach some prospects?
>oh wait, you can't--your business model doesn't allow you to make money except in transaction fees
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Minor league baseball players get fed garbage. Ask me how I know...
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@RAWardIV
DM me your mailing address too and I'll sweeten the prize for you: I'll send ya Clubbie bookmarks, a limited edition Clubbie sticker, and a couple rookie cards from the 2012-2013
@IronBirds
.
#pbbc
We have our first Opening Day
@UnivNebPress
contest winner!
@RAWardIV
, you won a copy of Clubbie,
@TheGregLarson
's wildly entertaining account of his time as a minor league clubhouse attendant. DM us your address and we'll send a copy post haste. Next winner announced tomorrow!
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#Clubbie
Countdown Day 41, where we highlight the best player names in minor league baseball.
41. Boomer Biegalski
How much does he look like his name? 3.8/10
Nobody has ever looked less like a Boomer than my man here. Name should be Gen Z Biegalski.
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Excellent conversation--listen here:
Today’s MLSP podcast is up! Listen to "Clubbie: A Minor League Baseball Memoir Author Greg Larson." by The Brawl Network via
#spreaker
.
@ClubbieBaseball
shares Ironbird stories, best/worst life ever, baseball’s grind and more! Thanks to
@WesternOTB
.
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Can you also explain why the Baltimore Orioles front office is talking smack about my book behind my back?
Is there something
#Clubbie
exposes about minor league baseball that MLB front offices don't want people to know?
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who's the PM who let the BD control the socials?
we have an intern for a reason
BD after sending 3 telegram messages and posting 2 tweets
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nihilism is not the realization
it is the penultimate step to the realization
One thing I've noticed in many of my smart and ambitious friends:
They've all had to walk themselves back from Nihilism.
They're smart, so they realize that 'nothing matters.'
But this neutered their ambition.
So they actively ignore this realization so they can become great.
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me to the national park ranger after their fireside talk
I’m selling flashlights to see in the dark, you’re selling flashlights to use as dildos.
Your product is more popular now, but brother the sun is setting and it’s getting dark
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if you can't explain something in simple terms, you don't understand it completely
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@instreamsports
Hey, Dave! I'm Greg Larson, a fellow UNP author--my book,
#clubbie
debuts on April 1, just like Cobra.
I want to be your interviewer for the Pandemic Baseball Book Club Q&A. Can you DM me your email address? Let's connect!
@PandemicBaseba1
@UnivNebPress
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In case you missed my appearance on
@1057TheFan
, listen to the replay here:
#clubbie
The life of a clubhouse attendant is not a glamorous one but those who hold the job certainly have plenty of stories to tell.
@TheGregLarson
has a few to share from his new book and he joined
@sportswcoleman
to talk about it's upcoming release.
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Always love talking to someone who really knows minor league baseball so intimately—great interview:
The latest Talkin
#Mets
is here! I am joined by
@ClubbieBaseball
as we talk about his book Clubbie and look at minor league baseball old and new. Listen now at
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I thought it was a myth:
Ted Williams said when batters foul back a high-velocity pitch, it burns the bat.
I'd never seen it happen live. Until a Twins vs. White Sox game in 2020:
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I will spend the day drafting an article about what I learned going offline for a week this summer.
The thesis:
We are afraid of being offline because we have become information hoarders (or something like that).
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markets always move much slower than we think
Retard pump aside, SOL ETF is 1-5 year away. Minimum one year under the Donald and 5 under Dems.
Thats how much time our social layer has to get the cross L2 interop and UX sorted
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"hey I staked my entire life savings in your protocol for 6 months, I'm going to get a massive airdrop, right?"
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We are excited to announce our new Head of Trading, David Hirsch!
After months of conversations with
@a1lon9
, David came to the realization that his work as a regulator was no longer fulfilling. He had to start a new chapter.
And what's better than doing the very thing you
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I've always been obsessed with failure as a means to getting what you want.
In fact, at its core,
#clubbie
is a book about failure. Failure in love, in baseball, in life, and in growing up.
Check out my conversation about it with Brian Burkhart:
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I worked for about 2 months at a protocol that raised $55m in a series A and $25m in an NFT launch.
And they burned through ALL OF IT--$80 million!!--in 18 months.
Absolutely insane spending habits. 100s of employees.
RIP
@RecurForever
"A startup is not a company -- it's an experiment to see if a company deserves to exist.
Until product/market fit, the speed of hypothesis testing trumps everything.
Startups die when they spend faster than they learn."
@yanda
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