The Classic Wife
@theclassicwife
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Mother & Wife. Extremely opinionated, anti-feminism. Lover of plants and sourdough 🪴🍞 Orthodox Catechumen ☦️ handmaiden to @wanderknews
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@ChloeNumberIII
No I’m just tired of sex scenes that add nothing to the plot. I don’t need to see a pair of boobs in every movie
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@Morbidful
Parole should only exist for crimes where the person can be rehabilitated. A serial killer cannot be rehabilitated
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@tootifuzi
The boob comment tells me the person who said that has never spent longer than two minutes with a woman
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The only “misinformation” is women saying by the thousands if not millions that they experience a symptom from birth control and drs looking women dead in our faces and saying it’s not because of birth control and they refuse to do any research or studies to validate very valid
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My Karen take of the day is that smoking cigarettes right next to the entrance of a building should be illegal with a fine. I don’t want my baby to inhale 2nd hand smoke as I’m trying to enter the grocery store.
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Your love for your pets change after having a baby
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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My 15 mo old has a Dr appointment today. Last time I told her Dr that we were going to “postpone” her shots and he thought I meant until the next appointment and I panicked and agreed. so THIS time I have to be like we are gonna “postpone” them indefinitely 🤪 wish me luck
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Why the hell do we give 9 year olds a vaccine for a sexual contracted virus
@theclassicwife
HPV shot is the smartest shot you can get for your daughter. Intentionally skipping them is crazy
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I hope whoever ends up dating this POS sees this and realizes not only is he disgusting but he’s also stupid
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90% of the posts I see in my august due date group is just pregnant woman crying about their husbands watching porn but saying “im not against it but…” (insert specific issue they have here) or “I watch it too but..” Neither party is willing to give it up or say the behavior is
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This is so disgusting and cringe. I remember when I was a kid and my mom would come home drunk after being out with friends or whatever, even when I was little I remember feeling disgusted by it, and losing respect for her. You’re a MOTHER now. Not a sorority girl. Get it
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To the red pill guys complaining about women not dressing up just to do housework THIS IS WHY
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I have a confession to make…. I’m scared to use a cast iron skillet. They seem so high maintenance and complicated 😩
My most used skillet!
Amazon Basic 11", 6 years old, Cost €15
What's yours?
#carnivorediet
#carnivore
#Health
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The feral urge to give birth to my baby secretly off grid and never tell the government about it is STRONG
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With ✨dust✨
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I think it’s truly disgusting and abhorrent to use your baby to create content and engagement bait so that people can retweet it threatening and wishing harm on your infant. Maybe put your phone down and save your brain from the mush it’s become and be a mother first.
Black twitter is fighting with a 5 month old baby because she accidentally uttered the N word lmao
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Look….if my husband was a billionaire I’d be just like ballerina farms let’s just be honest. I’d buy like 200 acres and live as off grid as possible and pour so much money into our property it would be ridiculous. And it’d do it beautifully in those gorgeous yet expensive linen
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Medium/lukewarm take: I feel like colic is just a catch all phrase drs use when they don’t know what’s wrong with your baby
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According to religion you were knit perfectly inside your mothers womb,
According to science you’re a clump of cells not deserving of a life or dignity
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Buccal fat removal should be outlawed
(Kiernan Shipka from madmen, chilling adventures of Sabrina)
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You can tell what pregnancy a woman is on by how cautious she is with food. (Ex: deli meat, sushi)
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I’m 24. In August I will have been married for 6 years, together for 8.5. By August I will also be a mom of two, and it is so unreal to me to see people I went to high school with post about just now finishing their degrees. I mean good for them I guess, I just cannot imagine
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Weed is so disgustingly stinky and everyone around you if affected by it. This is based.
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What
Instagram is outdoing itself for Mother’s Day I regret to inform you all.
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The worst part about being a parent is hearing some awful news (like the cars on the bridge that collapsed) and thinking, if I was able to survive that how in the world would I protect my baby?
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Yeah i think we should police what women wear, especially at church, more. You should not be in a skin tight dress and stripper heals at your baby’s baptism.
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Not to be a conspiracy theorist or start anything… but I just saw an American Girl Doll ad for their 1970s doll, Julie, and this outfit is new. It doesn’t say anything about pride in the description but come on??? Am I crazy??
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The two most insufferable women on this app
If women are naturally selfish and lack a mothering instinct (???), are we allowed to say that men are naturally brutal and sex-addicted
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I think of this woman’s daughter multiple times a week. I have cried several times over what this woman did to her daughter. I have prayed to God several times about this woman. Truly this is one of the worst cases of child neglect I’d ever heard of. I would do anything in the
You can't hate and feel so much disgust about a person without knowing them..
The person:
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@MelonieMac
“Men are the problem in the gaming community” she says as she’s wearing an outfit to attract men to her stream.
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The liberal feminist mind cannot comprehend that my husband doesn’t want me to have a career just as much as I don’t want one.
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It’s crazy that I’m a grown adult woman and yet I’m terrified of the judgement from family about getting pregnant again and again. We want as many as God allows and I just know it’s going to be horribly receptive. Our second announcement got a lot of “mixed reviews” so I know
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Ladies, what is keeping you from dressing like this?
Ladies, what is keeping you from dressing like this?
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You can love your neighbor and not have their issues in a children’s video. I can love my crackhead neighbor but that doesn’t mean I want them doing crack in a video for my toddler. Don’t warp a Bible verse to fit your agenda.
UPDATE: Ms Rachel responds to backlash over her teaching LGBT prode to children by claiming it is what Jesus wanted
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I think a lot of people aren’t willing to make the necessary sacrifices that are required to be a stay at home mom. Obviously if I made the amount of money my husband made or even half of what he makes, we’d be living a whole lot more cushy. But nothing and I mean NOTHING is
Just saw a comment that said, “my husband makes a little over $100k a year. I wish I could be a stay at home mom but we cannot afford it.”
What do you think?
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@GiaMMacool
@tyromper
What a way to say you’ve never had a loving, respectful, and intimate relationship.
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Just try and stop me
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Me watching my husband play with our toddler and falling in love with him all over again
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It’s somehow a problem when a mom here and there chooses not to vaccinate but nobody bats an eye at the millions of illegals spreading who knows what. I got death threats and CPS threats for days after I made a post about not vaccinating my child, but hey let’s welcome these guys
Staggering 84 percent of measles cases in major Chicago outbreak linked to Venezuelan migrants, CDC report shows
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Stupid crap like this is exactly why 13 year old tomboys are thinking they’re non-binary or trans. It’s so hateful and dangerous and stupid.
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I could write a book about how birth control F-ed me over and things like this make me very angry.
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I’ve never seen a picture of Crumbl cookies that didn’t make me wanna gag. I love sweets as much as the next but this is beyond overboard
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If I’m at the Dr and they refer to my cervix as a “front hole” someone is getting a front hole through their chest.
Canadian Cancer Society sorry for using 'cervix' instead of 'front hole' for LGBTQ+ community
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It’s because though she claims to be a catholic, she’s never actually read scripture. She parrots off what she sees other trads or red pill men spout off, but she herself has no idea what she’s talking about as per usual. She just hates women, hates herself, and loves making
In the debate,
@pearlythingz
says that she didn’t want to discuss marriage in religious terms when it came to the husbands role in marriage.
However, she seems to have no problem prescribing religious views onto women in their role as wives & being submissive to their husbands.
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It’s crazy to me how they push the TDAP on pregnant women, saying that it’s going to protect my unborn baby from whooping cough, but then also give it to her at her 2nd month, 4th month, 6 month, and 15 month appointments…
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@SpiritedSparr0w
Well because people like Ms Rachel get off on feeling so much better about themselves. They feel like they’re better than you. They’re so virtuous and kind! They’re the “safe space”! Their entire political existence is feeling like they’re better than you because they’re virtue
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If you often tell pregnant women how big (or small) they are, I need you to know that you’re extremely annoying.
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@SpiritedSparr0w
Most modern children content is like drugs for their brain, it’s like brain rot. Especially the new animation style they all have and it’s just so hyper. We did allow some Ms Rachel but now we aren’t, and she mostly watches little bear or curious George but I LOVE the Mr Rodger’s
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@Fidel_Cashfl0w_
“I don’t believe it’s cheating but it hurts my feelings and my self esteem and is ruining our marriage but I’m totally fine with it!”
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I wish black people cared about fixing their decaying culture more than some white girl saying a word
The chick on TikTok who dropped the N bomb and then tripled down on it lives in Wilmington NC and was just canned from her job
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I worked at a certain southern retail chain and an older lady who also worked there had worked with the company for decades and one day she had a stroke that landed her in the hospital for weeks and it made her miss a “black out day” (work day you can’t call out for) so they
What experience in the workplace radicalized you?
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It’s fugly and it looks like you’d get it at forever 21 for $20
It’s also immodest especially since it’s coming from a more “conservative” outlet
This may be controversial among the girlies:
I love
@Evie_Magazine
but this new sundress is a letdown. These are my honest thoughts and personal opinions. You’re welcome to disagree.
There’s no way I’m paying $129 for a dress that’s not even made of natural fibers, not to
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My best advice for new moms and moms to be……
As SOON as you’re allowed to, in the last week or two before you give birth, collect colostrum! Breastfeeding especially in the beginning can be SO unpredictable, it’s your first time AND it’s your babies first time, there will
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@emericanjezebel
He finally got taste. Dunkin’ tastes like a street puddle with coffee grounds in it
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This app is so stupid. I could make a post saying I like to drink ice water and there’d be at least one person being like “you’re really stupid for drinking ice water, I hope you die”
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Okay so now that the solar eclipse happened, do yall feel silly that Jesus didn’t come, world didn’t end, and society is still intact? Are ya feeling goofy?
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@oloverink
Just get Pap smears, don’t have sex with just anybody, have standards, practice safe sex (or abstain) until you’re ready to marry and/or make a baby. Hope this helps.
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I’m not a huge believer in divorce but I would lose any and all respect for my husband if he acted like such a wuss. It’s repulsive
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Look….I’m a believer that women should have longer hair and feminine haircuts but objectively I think the short hair frames her face better and is more flattering on her 🤷🏻♀️
And the conservatives didn’t believe me when I told them patriarchal men care about women’s hair length. 19k likes we cannot view.
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The amount of complete idiots I’ve seen on here compare breast size to lactation ability is astounding.
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Modern mommies be like: cosleeping isn’t safe!!!
And then proceeds to inject aluminum into their month old baby
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Purse check!! 👜👛
I’m curious what kind of bags yall have? I’m a Kate Spade girl, I think their bags are adorable!
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Trigger warning for post below —-
Stuff like this is why I’m so paranoid. I don’t walk away from my cart if she’s in it. I put her in the car first or hold her when I put my groceries in my car. I never turn my back to her, because I’ve seen so many videos of people randomly
NEW Press Release: Three-year-old boy was RANDOMLY TARGETED and STABBED to DEATH outside an Ohio supermarket while his mother was loading groceries into the back of her car
Margot Wood, 38, and her son Julian Wood, 3, were attacked while loading groceries at Giant Eagle in North
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This genuinely makes me want to cry
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@OliLondonTV
We have got to start making an example out of people. This is ridiculous and far too common
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I’d rather come across a bear than Pearl in the woods
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@hayasaka_aryan
She only hit the wall because women nowadays are allergic to aging gracefully and the second they get some money they run to the trashiest plastic surgeon in town
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My pelvic pain from pregnancy is just getting worse and worse. I had it with my first but this is different. Feels like my pelvis is going to snap like a wish bone. Rolling over in bed is the worst, it’s like 9/10 pain. I’m over it. This pregnancy has been so hard on my body.
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A lot of you on here have such a pessimistic and shallow view on marriage and relationships and it’s truly sad. Hookup culture and no fault divorce has ruined generations of people.
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I am not a Classic Wife because…
- I have tattoos
- I have a nose ring
- I have social media
I am a Classic Wife because…
- I got married at 18
- I’ll have 2 kids by 25
- my husband is the head of the home
- I put my family first
- I’m a Christian
- any many other
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I’m just going to be honest with yall…fundamentally I am a hater
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This is such broken “logic”. There are phenomenal wives whose husbands still cheat on them. Why should women have to degrade themselves so men don’t lust after other women? A gross man is going to be gross regardless. This is also just such a sad and cold outlook on marital sex.
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@thefemturned
It’s the small things REALLY. I had a friend who asked me if my husband ever got me snacks when he went to the gas station or the store. I was like um yeah no brainer and she was SHOCKED. It seems stupid but little small caring acts make a huge difference, little “I love yous”
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@tallowmom
Yupppp or people telling you that you need to put the baby down so they get used to being on their own or any other crap like that. I’ll never understand people’s coldness and unattachment
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She’s not exactly Joanna Gaines but it’s practical! I plan on doing essentially the same thing when we have lots of children. Can’t afford 8 bedrooms. Nothing wrong with being creative!
A single mother of 3 goes viral after she shows how she manages to fit her Children in a 2 Bedroom House
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Devastated that my husband liked this tweet. It’s so over
You might think you do but you probably don't want a super hot woman. Most can't handle it. You're better off with a kind-hearted mid that can cook and clean.
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It’s crazy how bitter some of you are. Just because you married a bad man doesn’t mean everyone else did. Good grief.
Except the husband often becomes the soul sucking boss who makes you pay dearly every single day because he is supporting you. He hates you every morning when his alarm goes off and every time you use *his* money to buy something for yourself like tampons. I hated being a SAHM.
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Women will drink raspberry leaf tea and eat dates for labor but then get an epidural
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