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@ArmandDoma
It's his show, he's never not recorded it in his studio, Trump made the trip, she's traveled to do the Breakfast Club, Call Her Daddy, etc
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Friends, my mother is close friends with a woman at the Life Care Center home where 20 people have died from COVID19.
She is now dying of the Virus. Please pray for her and for comfort for friends and family.
Thanks.
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@MichaelRWear
FYI, the answer to “why are young people leaving the church?” Is not a lack of stadium special effects or not enough pulpit pounding sermons on sin.
It’s this.
It’s hearing “character is making the right choice when no one is watching” only to find the wrong choice being made.
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Nobody:
Not a single solitary soul:
Not even your local green grocer:
The Apostle Paul: "Not many of you should be teachers"
A whole lotta Baptists: "Feeling cute. Thinking about becoming a pastor later"
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@TimAlberta
The problem with this take, Tim, is that usually when that takes place, it's the player's last game before retirement, not the precursor to potentially 4 straight years of intense practice and play.
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@njhochman
Pits are beautiful dogs, I like them. But our society should normalize treating them like we do alcohol and cigarettes, limited proximity to minors and other smaller pets.
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Well well well
As my company exclusively supports sit down restaurants, just got the call.
I have been laid off.
The Lord gives and takes away, blessed be the name of the Lord.
Pray for all those impacted by this virus, thanks 🙏🏼
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@TylerHuckabee
Not knowing what sparkling water is having grown up homeschooled K-12 where the nicest restaurant we went to on a regular basis was the Old Country Buffet is.... very relatable.
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@kisstheblade_
"How could we possibly ban this highly centralized, heavily regulated, absurdly measurable activity?"
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@idontwa86202030
Unbelievable that we haven't seen a FPS game coming out centered around drone/anti-drone warfare
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@bonchieredstate
@maggieNYT
Harris Media team posting this is like when a prosecutor asks one last question on cross that gives the defense an opening to blow up her case on re-cross.
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@WASPmexicano
@emeriticus
"There is nothing Christian about someone who tries to murder your son".
Hmmm, interesting. If only there were a scenario in the Scripture that mirrors this event that we could look at to answer this question.
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@conor64
Through a combo of technological error, pandemic circumstances, bad judgment, & bad luck, it seems like Conor neglected to include the conscious choices of "unzipping your pants" and "exposing yourself to a jam packed video conference" from his list of causal factors here.
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@Brian_Sauve
Came here to say thanks for putting you’re location in your bio so that I can make sure to let every woman in my life to give it/you a wide berth for their own safety. God bless!
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@RegReformedGuys
Interesting marriage question. How long should a wife go with her husband overweight/obese before bringing the situation to the elders of their church?
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1) every death from the Brazil plane crash is a heartbreaking tragedy - but that this man was among them is a further loss
2) and because why not - the guy posting goes on to suggest the Jews took down the plane to prevent a cure for cancer so they can keep making 💰
🙄🤦♂️🤷🏼♂️
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@joshcarlosjosh
One Beer? I would imagine that after one beer you would have simply muttered "Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king".
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@upstatefederlst
HR directors can (secretly/off the record) be some of the darkest people on earth but underlings....zero trust
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@JJ_Denhollander
"Just don't be weird" is a highly underrated alternative to the Billy Graham rule.
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@WASPmexicano
@JoelWBerry
This is the emerging theory. It's impossible that the cause of the underperformance could have anything to do with a toxic brand around election denial or an apparent willingness to tar and feather the local school librarian or a complete and total lack of a platform, nope.
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This F-32 would very much like a word
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@johnkonrad
@mister447
@Rabid_jackalowp
I can think of a ton of reasons to need to scramble transport aircraft. I am sure there are plenty of area evacuation plans for things like an embassy that require logistics capacity on site asap and asap means an 8 hour flight.
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@jason_howerton
Doocy has arrived at the realization that KJP is not actually trying, and is therefore having fun with his job.
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So let me get this straight: if you disagree with John MacArthur for any reason such that you do not publicly support his choice to hold church on Sunday in defiance of the government, you are not only a coward, but worse, you are disloyal?
What a joke...
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You poured concrete into the Jewish tunnels without pausing to consider the consequences.
Road closures in effect in Alexandria as parts of King Street closed due to flooding. I would guess there’s about 2 feet of water out in the middle of the street
@DCNewsNow
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I would like to take this moment to publicly acknowledge that I was too hasty to rush to conclusions regarding John MacArthur.
When he told Beth Moore to Go Home he was just concerned about her safety from getting the Coronavirus and wanted to encourage social distancing.
Sorry
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@IwriteOK
Went to a 4th party once that was literally this exact set up. Family and friends sitting in the front yard/driveway, fireworks on the street.
Someone dropped a mortar in a tub, and then the tub tipped over towards the audience.
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@zachhomol_
Yo Zach, just in case you missed it, Matthew 6:6 commands that prayer be done in secret contrasted to those who pray in public so that their acts of righteousness will be seen by others.
This cover pic of yours has some pretty big "check out me n the boys praying" energy is all.
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"But if you don't vote for the person I tell you to, you should be put under church discipline"
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@AStratelates
“I didn’t sleep with the chief honey, I swear, I stubbed my toe and the spirits impregnated me”
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@yashar
WA State resident here - Inslee started distancing pretty early and a lot of businesses went to work from home even before that (Microsoft, Amazon, etc) and the curve has been flattening slowly.
But everyone started to go to the parks which is why this now happened.
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Shut down Pornhub. Seize their assets. Use it to fund an investigation unit to go after the rest.
Then plant some damn trees.
Pornhub’s official Twitter account admitted that they “verified” the 15yr old girl who was trafficked and raped in 58 videos that were uploaded to the site. Shortly after realizing they admitted complicity, they deleted the tweet but it was already cached elsewhere. This is it.
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@tweetraychang
He clearly acknowledges that many women will have successful fulfilling careers. Encouraging women to value being a wife and mother explicitly *because* the wider culture devalues it does not make career-seeking into a second class pursuit.
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Friends please pray for my best friends church family - just learned their pastor took his life this morning after expressing recent struggles with depression.
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Fellas is it a sin to marry a human woman instead of a programmable robot?
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@IwriteOK
Forced to put on the goggles and then he slowly turns the knob to tighten it...and tighten it...and tighten it
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@willchamberlain
He wouldn't purposely be trying to punt this decision to an appeal would he?
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@CKDinsmore
@ElectRyanDorsey
@FedEx
@UPS
@USPS
Ride around them Chris, it's the Holiday Season. Steer with your spandex covered ass and just dodge half a second to the right and you'll be juuuust fine.
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@willchamberlain
@TheRickWilson
If Rick Wilson is claiming we need to elevate the discourse and re-establish a party built on principles and dignity he should probably try and demonstrate by example what he’s talking about before lecturing others on whether or not it can be done.
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@seanmfdineen
@TylerHuckabee
I am a donut ordering expert for Apple Fritters. That's it. I have zero knowledge or interest in knowing about any other donut.
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To all of the asshats who think it’s a great idea to utilize the death of someone’s child to make a point about abortion, repent and believe the gospel.
There is zero middle ground here.
The authority of Scripture compels you to mourn with those who mourn without caveat.
Obey.
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@AssalRad
why are children and doctors handling two-way radios expressly intended for war-time use against Israel
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@ASFleischman
If she wins it will be the same story of the whole campaign even before Biden dropped out - the GOP picked the one candidate who could possibly lose this election in light of the current economic sentiments, right track wrong track, etc.
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@inerati
Europeans: “we only work 35 hours a week and our quality of life is amazing”
Yes well if I had to shop for every meal I would need that extra time too.
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@yashar
Also Washington already practices Social Distancing via crippling seasonal depression and passive aggressiveness.
So we were made for this.
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**To Clarify**, my mother is not dying, her close friend is, it just brings it all that much closer to home...especially since I am currently sitting in my office about 5 minutes from the Life Care Center
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Odd that those on the side of obsessively defining Biblical masculinity into the ground as “Protector and defender of women” seem to have no problem saying “meh, whats the big deal” when someone actually stands up for their wife...?
@DrOakley1689
@ImKingGinger
@MicahBBurke
What's stunning is that you continue to ignore the use of music, context, words and imagery of *my wife* as if it is meaningless & can't communicate something. Please stop. You know for a fact if it were a loved one, you would demand answers. The 'distraction' is their own making
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@spectatorindex
This due in no small part to everyone in the country being locked inside - in fact, now that we think about it, we haven't heard from anyone in New Zealand for 100 days. Wonder if anyone's still around down there...
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Men taking women on premarital dates is highly inappropriate.
All a man needs to know about a girl to propose marriage is her age, beauty, and skill at women's work.
Women are to be kept pure until marriage. No man is to touch her until she is his.
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@ClickingSeason
Probably a combination of exhaustion and the fact that a champion chess player is usually not the same sort of personality as a professional wrestler.
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@Goodtweet_man
@jrhennessy
"As the Sr Manager of Space (policy) I would say that right now Space is manageable. I'll update you if anything changes between now and next month's meeting."
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It must really chap Satan's ass to be reminded once a year by millions of lit candles that the light shines in the darkness and the darkness cannot overcome it.
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@Esqueer_
Shapiro is not allowed a word in edgewise for 3 full minutes - that's something, but it's not "evisceration" in any sense of the term that implies an exchange of ideas or arguments.
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@SHK_Movement
Just one question - how much did you pay these folks to hold the signs? Was it a living wage?
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@JonahDispatch
Would it surprise you to know that subscribing to the Dispatch costs $10/month?
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@rcollingsworth
@scott_m_coley
You will read that Men ruling over women is what will happen, not should happen? Agreed
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@Pastor_Jackie
@KSPrior
@DannyAkin
@TomBuck
@tomascol
She made it clear what her stance was on the conference - that she must issue a statement to the liking of Tom squared before she is “cleared” functionally demeans her own intellectual agency and spiritual maturity and subjugates her voice to their whims.
..And that’s bad, mkay?
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Hey folks, pray for my grandmother if you wouldn’t mind -she’s been fighting Alzheimer’s for many years but it looks like things are finally coming to an end.
Thanks 🙏🏻
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@TrueConsolation
I was always skeptical because Bill Gothard said cable was evil and to throw away the TV so how come they were doing a TV show?
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I have been thinking a lot about the argument re the
@FoundersMin
trailer that "you need to wait for the movie before passing judgement" being put forward by White and others.
No we do not, and here's why:
A thread on the context (as I see it) leading up to this preview & doc.
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@PokeysaurusRex
@lilchiva
@ArmandDoma
He's not a bigger deal than Harris, but if he doesn't want to interview her for an hour on the other side of the country that's his choice.
He doesn't need her
She needs him (his audience)
He holds the leverage.
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@zackvoell
@mtaibbi
If I was an SRE at Twitter I would be logging this as an independent line item on my resume
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