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email: tyler(dot)huckabee(at)gmail(dot)com substack: tylerhuckabee(dot)substack(dot)com
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early on in walz’s rise, he said something on cnn that stuck out to me: americans just want to be able to go to dinner with their family without fighting about politics again. realizing now that this probably came from a place of genuine pain, the kind lots of us can relate to.
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wild that there are like a million terrible bible movies and then this, a straightforward adaptation of exodus, starring val kilmer, ralph fiennes, sandra bullock, michelle pfeiffer, patrick stewart, steve martin, martin short and jeff goldblum, that looks and sounds like THIS.
Prince Of Egypt still has one of the best soundtracks of all time imo
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Got a theory that being a child actor is so detrimental to one's mental health that it should probably be more or less illegal, but one huge flaw in that theory is that the guy who had the craziest child acting career of all time sure seems like the nicest, chillest dude ever.
Daniel Radcliffe wins and his Merrily We Roll Along co-star Jonathan Groff is overwhelmed with emotion 🥹🥲 #TonyAwards
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Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure.
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when i was a kid our pastor took us downtown to show us how to “reach to the lost” and the first thing he did was walk up to a homeless guy on the street and say “sir i’d like to tell you about jesus” and the guy responded by reciting the entire first chapter of John from memory.
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Christians on this website are literally like "we can't just FORGIVE our DEBTORS".
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We don't appreciate Nick Offerman nearly as much as we should.
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Jesus said it’s easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye than for a rich person to go to heaven so rich christians made up a fictional gate in israel called “the eye of the needle” that was just kinda small for camels and said he was talking about that. forever incredible.
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spent the last year just baffled by netflix’s every single business move and this quote just snapped it all into clarity like the picture in a Magic Eye taking shape.
Netflix co-CEO and chairman Reed Hastings says “Elon Musk is the bravest, most creative person on the planet. [I'm] 100% convinced [that Musk is] trying to help the world in all his endeavors."
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this is like if goku joined the avengers.
McDonalds will begin to sell Krispy Kreme Donuts across 9 different locations in a new menu experiment
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“NEW LINE CINEMA WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN THE 90S! WITH STEPHEN DORFF!”
‘BLADE’ has been delayed indefinitely. The film no longer has a release date.
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The end of shrinkflation? Tostitos is adding more chips to bags after sales decline.
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wow. unfollowing now. i was a fan because of his work on the manhattan project. was not aware of his relationship with a younger woman.
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king solomon could not pay me enough money to mess with this man
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new girl s4 e17 when jess is trying to convince nick to date cece but he thinks she’s talking about putting a popcorn machine in the bar.
i don't think i've ever watched a show with a good season 4.
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star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?.
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@GILKJONES i don’t remember exactly tbh. there was a tense exchange when the pastor tried to connect by explaining that he’d been homeless once too, which fell apart when it was revealed he’d been voluntarily homeless for like two days as part of some sort of mission trip situation lol.
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when walz has to run back inside to grab his keys he definitely says “wouldn’t have made it far without those”.
Tim Walz 100000% stands at his doorstep when it’s raining and says “we needed this”.
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if you left warnock’s speech thinking “i’d be interested in christianity if it was more like that and less like maga” then baby, i’ve got some good news for you.
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“khelif isn’t a real woman.” “kamala isn’t a real black person.” “jews protesting palestinian slaughter aren’t real jews.” purity tests posed by weirdos who want us to be as afraid of each other as they are of us. it won’t work. the world we’re building is big enough for us all.
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bro i just ran 80,000 simulations and we were homies in all of them ❤️.
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me measuring the width of strangers' buttcheeks against a hypothetical gendered butt ratio known only to me: "what happened to all the normal people?"
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨.
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there’s a scene in hillbilly elegy where JD is confused into silence the first time he’s faced with fancy-schmancy elitist dining options like “sparkling water” and “multiple forks” that scanned as some self-mythologizing exaggeration but now that i’ve seen him order donuts idk.
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fanficing your own ancient Jerusalem gate just so you can have all your toys on earth and still get into Heaven. no shortage of christian-y workarounds for the Bible’s warnings about being rich but that’s the gold standard. iconic moments in having your cake and eating it too.
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andrew garfield collecting christian denominations like infinity stones
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ta-nehisi coates being willing to burn through all his political goodwill for the just and righteous cause of Palestinian dignity is one of the more morally courageous acts from a public figure i can recall in my life. so rare to see true heroism. so beautiful.
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@trev0rj that’s what happens when you kick the public educator out of the family text thread.
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The Harley Quinn show reading its target comic book bro fandom for absolute filth.
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it was from the same talk where he first coined the “weird” line
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Their critics call them "the Disgusting Brothers," but these two NYC scions say breaking all the rules might just save masculinity. My latest for The Hundred:
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bzzzt wrongo
@TylerHuckabee It’s not foolproof, but homeschool/private school does slightly reduce the chances of your kids becoming retarded gay communists.
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pat robertson got caught using his “operation blessing” planes to transport diamond mining equipment for a Congolese dictator. donors had been told their money was going to rescue refugees. virginia office recommended prosecution but was overruled by robertson’s pal, the AG.
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very hard for men to argue that masks make them look stupid when chris pine is giving off this energy in a mask.
I don’t know who needs to see it but here are some pictures of Chris Pine walking out of an indie bookstore with a GIANT bag of books while also wearing a mask.
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ok wow… unfollowing now. was a big fan of his music but was not aware that he’d sent Uriah to the front of the battle where he knew he would be killed.
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me: stop stanning politicians. they aren’t pop stars or influencers. they are civil servants to be strategically supported and, when necessary, held accountable. also me: i want tim walz to be my dad. i want him to be my real dad in real life.
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princess mononoke: modernity’s march may be inevitable but with courage and compassion, we can protect the things we love from human exploitation. AI bros: for the price of few acres of rainforest, we could make all this look both much worse and disconcertingly not real.
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snl dropping chloe troast after she dunked from the freethrow line like this is wild.
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You’re as cuddly as a cactus .You’re as charming as an eel.And I cannot compete with you jolene.
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@EastsideBodega_ if waffle house employees did white house security jan 6 wouldn't have gone down like it did.
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
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lol if you think the bible doesn’t say anything about canceling debt, you didn’t even make it through genesis. canceling debt is kinda christianity’s whole thing.
@TylerHuckabee Neither is “reparations” or “cancel student loan debt”.
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@FaithfulPreachr mmhmm. did you see the rest of that speech, where he lamented Democratic politicians who were “moving towards an urban population, left a lot of people in [rural] areas where they were wondering where was the person speaking for them?”.
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do not understand why the campaign pulled this guy from cable news. burns this sick deserve an audience.
Gov. Walz: We just found out Trump had his branded Bibles printed in China. This dude will even outsource God. But hey, I don’t blame Trump for not noticing the ‘Made in China’ sticker. They put them on the inside, a part of the Bible that he’s never looked at
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This actual leaked Sony email about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is better than anything in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. http://t.co/qO2H3aHwWN.
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goldblum voices Aaron and they really go for it in the character design. Aaron talks and moves with that rizzed up Goldblum twitchiness. great stuff.
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something i find genuinely moving and relevant about mission impossible is how much of it is guys forcing ethan hunt into choosing between saving his actual friends or saving the nameless, faceless masses. and every time, ethan refuses to accept their binary and chooses both.
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hmm sounds like some guys are having their dreams crushed because of a biological disadvantage. hoping christianity today weighs in on this one too.
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Almost every single Christian that was held up as a hero in my childhood has become a source of excruciating, bone-deep hurt, and I think that’s why a lot of us cling to Mister Rogers’ legacy like a life raft.
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@Franklin_Graham @pepsi @NFL It's worse than you think, sir. This exploitation of women reaches to the highest levels of government.
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Police warn South Carolina residents to secure doors and windows after 40 monkeys escaped a research facility.
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If you’re gonna demand that any woman who gets pregnant for any reason must carry the baby to term because all life is sacred but will condemn older folks to death before you endure two weeks without Olive Garden, don’t be surprised if nobody takes your pro-life ethic seriously!.
Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren
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i guess what i really hope libs outside of tennessee take away from today is the understanding that southerners aren’t all dumb hicks voting against our own interest. we’re being shut out and actively repressed by a bunch of diet fascist confederate apologists.
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@DurhamSheriff is there a dumber post on this app than when cop accounts are like “look at this expensive new toy we bought with your money to terrorize you”.
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deconstruction is not enough. i need to fight james dobson.
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simultaneously trying to do “minnesota taco night is white racism” and “the irish scourge is making our fair cities unlivable”.
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.
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“I’m a responsible gun owner! Why should I have to be punished because someone else was irresponsible?”. That’s how it works, dude. Some idiot runs over a kid near a school, now we all drive 15 mph around them. Welcome to the world of collective responsibility.
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Today's as good a day as any to remember Trump's scrumptious response to someone asking him for his favorite Bible verse.
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Wish people would talk less about whether they hear Laurel or Yanni and more about whether they hear the voice of God calling a wayward generation to turn from its wickedness. Hi, welcome to the Take a Knee Podcast. I'm your host, Tim Tebow.
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Donald Trump is literally Prince John from Disney's 1973 animated classic, Robin Hood.
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i hope everyone likes the phrase “it doesn’t matter if this image is AI generated or real…” because it’s going to be all you hear for the rest of your life.
For the second time this week, a member of the @indgop gubernatorial ticket shares an AI-generated or digitally altered image. “It doesn’t matter if this image is AI-generated or real….” posts Lt. Gov candidate and self-described Christian nationalist Micah Beckwith.
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the billy graham rule is busted, chef. around here we only abide by the keanu reeves rule
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i know what this person means but instead of “i guess the thing i felt at church was just music” isn’t it equally plausible that the thing you felt at one direction was also God
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I’m sure I’m not alone in this: the last five or so years of watching respected Christians from my formative years falling for Trump truly has the effect of making me feel crazy so the blistering courage of this woman has, some days, been one of the few things keeping me sane.
I do not believe these are days for mincing words. I’m 63 1/2 years old & I have never seen anything in these United States of America I found more astonishingly seductive & dangerous to the saints of God than Trumpism. This Christian nationalism is not of God. Move back from it.
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@FaithfulPreachr i'd think a faithful preacher would be aware of the importance of context and the danger that comes from splitting isolated passages from the broader point.
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phillip seymour hoffman's fall in along came polly was a triumph of acting. pure cinema.
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*taps the sign*
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@JoelWBerry i get the feeling you think this proves one point but it might actually prove something else.
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@mboorstein who was the first person in D.C. to be like "you know where there might be some extra masks?".
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RT if you could have a hot mic around you all the time but it would never record you advocating sexual assault.
This just in: Donald Trump is a flawed man! We ALL sin every single day. What if we had a "hot mic" around each one of us all the time?.
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@LagBeachAntifa9 @AntifaNantucket @Rob__Base @BevHillsAntifa3 @StarfleetAntifa @Burnt240 @DonaldJTrumpJr Might want to turn off your geotag there, comrade.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus said "how hard it will be for those who have riches to enter the kingdom of God!" and ever since, the church has been finding ways to explain why he didn’t mean it.
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thought i was prepared for anything in the sbc report but i was not prepared to learn that the abuser database that survivors had been begging leadership to create and had been told was legally impossible, in fact, existed all along. it was just being used to protect abusers.
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nashville bachelorette parties are made of the sternest stuff on the planet, man. seems like we’ve had an extinction event once a month since the midterms and the next morning, without fail, bethany and her 11 besties are pedal taverning through the ruins, screaming shania twain.
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Beth Moore is a conservative evangelical telling her community some unpopular things that it needs to hear. Those of us who aren’t conservative evangelicals need to figure out what our version of that is for our own communities, and say it just as boldly.
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